German food is about as bland and uninspiring as British or Dutch food, but unlike the latter two, Germans cannot into self-deprecation and will get all prissy and hateful if you dare suggest to them that their food isn't all that they crack it up to be. For example, a Brit will straight up tell you that tikka masala is their national dish and make fun of beans and toast, and the Dutch can do the same to some extent with their relation with Indonesian food vs. their own cooking, but try telling a German that döner kebabs are more popular than schnitzel or those knockoff matzo balls in Germany and he or she starts spazzing out and putting down your own nationality's cuisine instead, and then goes off about how German bread is better than everyone else's bread, ditto with German beer and German sausage and and even German salad and obscure German drinks and completely mundane shit like German pancakes. I've had enough experience to know this to be a recurring thing.But then they come over to the US and they cannot get enough of our ranch dressing, saying that it's "like crack" as eurofag World Cup visitors have discovered.Why is it that way with Germans?
>>537477086German food is the best in the world.have you ever eaten a Mettbrötchen?
>>537477177No, I'm not a wild dog.
>>537477244its very good, you should try it.
>>537477310I'll pass. Were you able to get one of your friends to smuggle back some ranch? It's the latest craze with you guys.
the reason you have no plan about the variety and greatsome of german food is that you never were in germany, never tasted food from a local good cooking mother... i mean people that try to blame german food and than come up with sauerkraut and weißwurst offend theirself with their stupidity^^ and i mean i know literally no german that is a food nationalist, cause literally every country has its specialities that are worth to try, and here we know that.. iam happy that not everyone is a fucking mutt brain
>>537477458Can someone translate Ahmed's ESL for me?
i dont think there is a single uniquely german dish that isnt just something neighbors ate.
>>537477571ah mutty, this ahmed is more man and more white than you and your whole ancestroy together^^
>>537477425seed oil processed garbage like this is only popular with the poorfags.
Why don't you just grill the mett, put a slice of cheese on it
>>537477731its better when its raw and fresh.just put some onions on it and its a great breakfast.very tasty.
>>537477086Who does't love an authentic German döner?
Every advanced civilization has bland food.
>>537477729you sound awfully fruity
mett... wie kann man nur! als nächstes kommt grützwurst und eisbein huh?^^
>>537477086>German food is about as bland and uninspiring as BritishWhat do burgers know about food? All you eat is plastics.
>>537477086The Germans are right. OP is a fag as usual.
>>537477086And here I thought that the German national dish was a currywurst.
>why don't you eat fecal matter like we do IN GERMANY
>>537477086>a Brit will straight up tell you that tikka masala is their national dish and make fun of beans and toast,I fear you've been talking to puffs
>>537477086Sounds like balkans
>>537477914ah come on, even a mutt has delicious food.. and what has a usual american to do with jews selling em goyslop to degenerate their dna? if you wanna blame someone, blame the master not the slave!
>>537477086>oy vey make fun of yourselves. Soften your in group bias, fellow huwhites!Really makes you think
>>537477086Wiener Schnitzel is fucking elite though.
>>537477947you seem more and more like a jew^^
>>537477824Ever seen China recently? And I doubt Germanic tribes were eating anything tastier than the Romans did.
>german food
>>537477947
are you eating a species-specific diet, anon?
Rent free the thread
>>537477086I'm about to go to a German Cafe in Vegas right now actually. Funny this thread came up. German food can be pretty good, or it could be dogshit. It does lack in variety, I'd say. Schnitzel and Sausage can only be done so many times.
>>537478777>rice>german
Rouladen
>>537477086>German food is about as bland and uninspiring as British or Dutch foodReally? Dutch food is bland and uninspiring?To start with - I guess we can be taking back chocolate and coffee then, both of which were Dutch innovations in food.(Yes- really. The Dutch invented the cacao refinement process. And coffee was first mass-brewed and served in Dutch coffee houses in Amsterdam.)We also have tons and tons of different sweet pastries like the 'bolus' in different regional variants. Apple or cherry turnovers? Dutch as well.Donuts? Dutch. They're a variant on the Dutch 'oliebol' - the recipe of which was stolen from some Dutch settlers by a British trader in the Americas. Inferior British ovens couldn't stoke hot enough to properly cook the massive solid dough-ball, leaving it raw. So said thieving trader eventually settled on punchinh out the middle - leading to the torus shape.Our take on 'pigs in blanket' is the 'worstenbroodje' - which is so popular (and delicious) that we have yearly competitions to see which bakery can bake the best one. It's actually registered on internationally acknowledged lists of Intangible Heritage as well.And most of the more popular deep-fried junk food snacks in the world? DUTCH.(By the way- try an angus beef 'bitterbal' with a nice beer.)Fucking hell - the Dutch just have a bad image to their cuisine because of the whole thing with the boring vegetables+potatos dishes and all, but once you look past that boring image there's actually a lot there which is super-tasty and some stuff that's flat out 'genre-defining' ...
Sauerbraten
Königsberger Klopse
>>537479197>>537479151>>537478818germany has 25 million muslims that you voted to import
>GermanGermany hasn't been around but for a hundred years or so. My ancestors came here from Prussia.
Maultaschen
>>537479234
>>537479230That's a large turd.
>>537479263youre the nigger lol
>>537479289>>537479312you literally eat feces
Matjesbrötchen.I'd kille evey single one of you niggers before I'd let a single german dish perish.
>>537479349This is actually literally disgusting.
Berliner
>>537479349>I'd kille evey single one of youi doubt it
mutt meltie
germans are a perpetual 2nd and 3rd place civilization, never the best at any point and often the cause of all the problems in europe. this causes them immense butthurt which leads to a circle of germans being niggers and destroying europe. once you grow up you realize the kalergi plan was the right ideait really is insane how much germany fucked up europe, literally every issue is their fault. the only reason muslims are in anatolia is because of germany, only reason for this ukraine war is germany. it's just endless, we can go on forever. these people really suck
>>537477086The south of Spain is the same, their iconic dishes are literal blended vegetables and deep fried fish. They're so fucking lazy.Btw german beer is unironically very good. There's no question about it. Pretzels and sausages are a meme though.
>>537479369It's herring ripened in salt water and with the pancreas left attached. The enzymes if the pancreas make the fish especially tender and easy to digest.
>>537477086That's why you weigh 500 lbs. Of course if you pump everything full of corn syrup it will taste good. Doesn't mean it's good for you. Shooting up heroin also feels amazing
>>537477177is this pork? if i ate this it would fuck up my digestion, raw pork can be safe to eat in developed countries, but its still not for everyone.
>>537477086German humour is all about self-deprecation.
>>537477086>tikka masala>indonesian food>döneryou are a very brown spic
>>537479197>>537479234>>537479289>>537479349German food names sound as good as it tastes.
>>537478777>>537479230>>537479347>only has one argumentweaksauce, get better material.
>>537477086We don't have our own food culture. We take the best from everyone around us. There are high-quality restaurants, who serve the same food, you could get in France, but ours have the advantage of not stinking diabolicially. Seriously, do the French not have noses? Why do their restaurants stink?
>>537479151Yes German anon.Besides fine cusine,I grew up near Pennsylvania Dutch (Germans) settlements and their food was amazing. Simple, country recipes from the old day and often American-German adaptations to new foods found in the new world. I can't go through the region without getting something to eat. Op is a dick.
Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte>>537479503Whoever is paying for this lazy and trodden out D&C bullshit should ask for their money back.
what did we do this time to make the amerigolems mad?
Käsespätzle
>>537477086>muh food>amerifat
>>537477177He is a jew. He will never eat this or any other real German food.
Kartoffelpuffer>>537479630>>537479687I doubt you're real posters but why engage with the D&C garbage?
>>537477824Spain doesn't
>>537479833pedro, i...
>>537479905hmmm what are you trying to say, I wonder?
In german people's defense, there's a "german food" people don't know about. Ice cream from street vendors there is different somehow and it tastes better than here or anywhere else.
>>537479511I have tried it before and it is not edible.
One trick to making German food good is having Austrians cook.
>>537479642This is the real shit. Like- a literal slice of heaven.Whenever I have to go to or through Germany for something, I make sure to stop at one of its traditional Konditorei bakery/cafés for coffee and a slice. A+
Most of their food is mid but a grilled Mettwurst or Thüringer is pretty noice
Let's take one thing, Würstel. Now it is possible it get good ones in Austria but it's difficult, most of it is pretty disgusting genetic spongy bratwurst shit, low quality from big corporate producers. I went through Bavaria and literally every town and village has a butcher that produces their own and they were all amazing, it's one thing I don't eat in Austria anywhere, but in Germany, at least in Bavaria it's always excellent except the Weißwurst which is shite.
>>537477425>ranchOr>cool ranchPick one, you stupid bitch, you stupid fucking bitch
>>537477177it's pretty gud in Poland we call it "metka"I think the difference between Schnitzel, Mettwurst and other trad food to Kebab is that the former can be prepared at home for a family or something you can prepare at your own pace, while Kebab or tikka masal is niggerslop for wagies or drunk people (or street food if you want to call it like that)
>german foodno such thing when the whole country looks like this
>>537477086Isnt German beer considered the best in the world?
>>537477086This place is truly unusable.Black Forest cake is about the best stuff ever.Bavarian pretzelsKnockwurst and Brats with kraut, a bit of mustard and a side of red cabbage cooked with a bit of bacon fat is the best stuff.
>>537480644nope everywhere has beer retard
>>537480677American beer is embarassing
>>537480677German beer is by far better, RETARD.That's the one thing you can't possibly argue on.
>>537480644No, that's Dutch and Belgian Beer.German Beer ranks 3rd.
>>537477086>>537477177It's very diverse, every region has its own speciality.Everybody can differentiate haggis from English cuisine as Scottish, technically Germany has this kind of a regional distinction all over the country.And most foreigners can't even really distinguish Bavarian from German, which is probably even the simplest distinction here.
>>537477086My favorite is now all the Euro countries have their own take on a sausage and all believe theirs is the best. It’s a fucking sausage you nerds. It’s nothing special by default.
>>537480958wdym by "a sausage"? if you mean hot dogs sure. but if it includes something like chorizo they can be very different
>>537479289Based as fuck. I can't believe they are not more popular.
>>537480836I never heard anyone say Dutch beer is anywhere close to the best in the world. I only ever heard of Heineken which is pretty mid.
>>537480836Fair.
>>537481063they have La Trappe
>>537481211Oh ya. Those are good. I thought that was Belgian.
>>537477177No, I’m not gay.
>>537479230That looks like a Cleveland steamer.
>>537477086I could eat bratwurst, sauerkraut and pretzels until I exploded.
>>537477086>German food is about as blandYou have to go back jeet. It's you jeets that destroy food original tastes, because you snuff out the flavor out of living in the sewer.
>>537477086You need to understand that German culture is profoundly misanthropic and presumes every individual will blindly obey every rule for the good of the Volk as understood by the majority. Regardless how unnatural, repressive or inhuman that rule is. They abandon their own individuality for Deutchland and identify with the collective above all else. Average white German is a boring miserable slave to the machine and only joy he has is from the percieved success of the social machine he completely identifies with. So it's not surprising he gets insanely butthurt if you criticize or make fun of that machineIf you say to a Brit that British food sucks ass he'll laugh because his sense of worth doesn't come from being British However; if you criticize any aspect of the German social machine you're inherently saying that it is flawed which puts in question the entire life of boring servitude of the Germ you're speaking to
>>537480836For me, it's Hertog Jan
dont worry pappathis is my prescription
>>537483585Hmm, good points.
>>537477458>sauerkraut and weißwurstGetting that from a street vendor in Bayern was kino AF. Delicious.
>>537477730we actually have a lot of buttermilk and cream ranches made without seed oils in house at our restuarants you aldi's goyslop bitch boy lolgo lick your toilet bowl kanacke
>>537477086>50 IQ online dimwit who knows about german food exactly this: Bratwurst and SauerkrautNow name the local 28.000 dishes of the palatinate
>>537477086Kebab i very good, also dönner
>>537477086>But then they come over to the US and they cannot get enough of our ranch dressing, saying that it's "like crack" as eurofag World Cup visitors have discovered.imagine falling for this astroturfed bullshit lmfao
>>537489021ah no, dürum is the best
>>537479905>ID: Fag-ete-us*LAUGHS IN ROMAN*
>>537483585what's Serbian "food", rat goulash?
>>537480836belgian beer is wheat faggot shit. Germans make the best lagers, brits the best ales. End of discussion
How do you eat weisswurst?https://youtu.be/mlX6EOcv174
>>537477177This, Tatare, sushi/sashimi/poke bowls are so good. I love raw meats (if fresh and prepared well). Also perfect for summer, because Mett, for example, would get quite greasy and heavy after cooking, but tastes very fresh and light when eating so. >>537477086German food is certainly not topping any charts, but many outside of the country don't know many of better meals. Besides that, we're better at baking than cooking. Plenty of good cakes and breads and confectionaries (again, most of which foreigners are not familiar with— and no, Black Forest cake kind of suck and we don't usually eat that). Also nobody would say that Schnitzel are better/more popular than Döner Kebabs. We fucking love Döner Kebabs and it's out fav fast food.Imo best bakery culture however is in Denmark, especially Copenhagen. They do it better than the French there. The French are next, followed by the Austrians. Austrians used to be no. 1 though (they're basically Germans but don't want to admit it anymore since WWII) and many famous baked good originate from Austria and Austrian bakers (such as the croissant and the danish).American food is generally better, more diverse, and more indulgent (I mean that positively) but at the same time I get the impression that a significant percentage of Americans eternally eat like overgrown children. I mean how can someone like Asmondgold even exist 30+ years without eating a single fruit? That's fucking crazy.
>It's a food thread I shall be posting my meals
>>537478777>>537479230>>537479347No German eats whatever this isDid a German fuck your mother or something, is this why you're so mad?
>>537490188One thing Americans can't do well for the most part however is bake cake (most American cake is bland and overly sweet) or anything that isn't pies, cookies, or brownies. In general, I don't care for American baking culture, there's some work to be done there. Love cookies though, you guys spat with those
>>537490084That's a Bavarian oddity. Not that good, most of us like a proper snap to our wurst
>>537477086>>537478995I have returned from the German Cafe with the wife and kids.We had a Appetizer sampler to start. Potato Pancakes, a German Pretzel and some kind of Onion and Cheese Danish thing with some sauces to accompany them. The Potato pancakes were my favorite. Then I had a Cordon Bleu Schnitzel with fries, and the wife had 2 Bratwurst Sausages with Red Cabage and Potato. I downed it with a Beer cocktail called a Radler Sweet, which is a beer mixed with sprite.Ate everything. 10/10 will go back again. Only downside was that it's world cup season and Germany was playing some nigger country while I was in there, so it was a bit packed. I don't give a flying fuck about soccer, just don't give a rats ass.
OP, I don't understand why you're shitting on German food more than it's already been shit on... I've never tasted a more bland, lifeless cuisine in my life. Pork, potatoes, pork a little differently, shitty bread, and more potatoes are the only things they ever eat.
>>537490661Glad you enjoyed, fren. I enjoy a good potato pancake for breakfast with some eggs on the side personally.Foods I can recommend if you return (and they have it on the menu): sauerbraten, schweinehaxe, gulash (not just an eastern euro thing), käsespätzle, flammkuchenFlammkuchen can also be made fairly simply at home and is a cheap and easy way to feed the whole family. It pairs especially well with Federweißer, which is essentially grape juice using wine grapes, that has just begun fermenting. Alcohol content is barely there (4-5%?) so you don't taste it, but it's sweet and tart and bubbly from the natural fermentation, with sugar crystal clusters which form on the bottom. An absolute elite-tier drink if that exists there at all. Grape juice would work as a substitute tho
>>537477086>Sauerkraut>Sparkling waterActually, Germans are based.
>>537490931I think we may eat more potatoes than the irish even lol
>>537491076What is this dish called? It looks quite good
>>537491140potatoes aren't even European
I got inspired from chicken Tagine, I think it's Maroccan.
>>537491215What does that have to do with anything?
oops>>537491263was for you>>537491202
>>537491276a lot. Europeans shouldn't be eating them. same with tomatoes, hot peppers, rice, and a bunch of other stuff. Unhealthy
>>537491365Nah man, a true man conditions his body to enjoy all of life's natural bountiesI absolutely love tomatoes too.
>>537491423
>>537477086Your food is full of sugar.It's mostly poison.
>>537491516This is true. I feel like most basic food products there are laced with sugar. Many other additives too. The food they have there is genuinely delicious, but the quality is not so, at least for most products/foods.Americans, this is not just a meme or exaggeration, you guys genuinely consume a far more hyper-processed diet than most of the rest of the world.
>>537491735You make this all yourself bro? Very nice
>>537491811Yeah it was the first time braiding something, I needed 5 mins to get the hang of it lol. Thanks bro. I used to bake a lot of but I gained weight so I stopped doing that kek.
>>537477086You have to understand about spicy food.You get spices in hot countries because they are poisons. They kill the parasites and bacteria which are in the food, but poisons are bad for you as well.Indian food is spicy because it is full of parasites.Garlic for example kills parasites by rupturing the cell membranes. It does exactly the same to the human gut lining.
I wouldn't say german food is the best in world but it is good. Don't get the hate. Wurst is great.
First of all you yankeeoids eat HAMBURGers all the timeSecond German flood is not bland, it has meat everywhereThird the only real yankee food is corn flakes and it was invented precisely to be as bland as possible
>>537477086Spinatstruedel from I believe the Baek Faktori was fucking delicious.
I thought German food was pretty good. Maybe you should stick to corn slathered in mayo and hot cheetos, Paco Ramirez.
>>537488935the most deluded post in this thread. everything you eat is 85% seed oil
>>537477086Fuck you im making pretzels
>>537493519post pic
>>537477729>ancestroySorry, I don't have any trojan ancestry as far as I'm aware.
>>537477086Your food sucks shit mothefuck
Spaghetti Eis
>>537477086German food is god tied. Wtf
>>537477177>MettbrötchenIt isn't safe to eat raw pork here, at least from our supermarkets, so unfortunately not. Our food quality regulatory bodies are also malicious.
>>537477086>German food is about as bland and uninspiring as British or Dutch foodChicken Snitchzel, Hamburgers, Bratwurst, Spatzle, RotkohlGerman food is top-tier and keeps you strong unlike other countries and cultures. I do prefer Slavic food compared to German though.
>>537477177euro food is better than shit skin slop
>>537496903It literally isn't. The best cuisine in Europe comes from Italy, Greece, and France.
>>537492769Cheeseburgers are not German lol.
>>537497414>file nameThat looks delicious.
>>537492769>Third the only real yankee food is corn flakesand baked beans
>>537480499Damn Prakesh, chill.
>>537477086Nah, you haven't tried the real German foods. They are 9000x tastier than bong foods.
>>537498352Thanks bro, it was totally improvised btw, its what I had in the fridge...
>>537496959>The best cuisine in Europe comes from Italy, Greece, and France.This. The rest of Europe eats muck in comparison.
>>537499646>>537496959yeah sure They’re great in their own way, except for Bong food, lol.
>>537499816I've had escargot, super savory and tasty. Turns out the Spanish and other countries besides France eats it.
>>537479349>>537477177Post more German raw meat dishes for me to salivate at
>>537494939Yeah, I agree. I’d avoid eating raw pork in the U.S. because I have more confidence in the standards used in some European countries.
>>537499884oh yeah. I tried it, and it was okay - like this.
>>537477425Your shitty Ranch can be bought here for decades.
>>537477086>amerilard makes fun of German food for being bland>Dies at the age of 45 due to morbid obesity from being addicted to hamburgers (German food)Kys kike.Fucking kike - English people actually have good food, so do Germans, yet you can't make fun of kike food which is the blandest shit ever and not even original (stolen from Eastern Europeans).All because kikes despise British people so much and we are ruled by kikesWhen amerilards ( including kikes of america) weigh 500 kgs and eat shit like pic related, they have no right to make fun on anyones food.>b-b-b-but ypipo don't seson dey f..Shut the fuck up, stupid morbidly obese MSG addicted quadroon.What you faggots eat is not even food - it's carefully constructed cattle feed to make the goycattle as obese, weak and lazy as possible by getting them addicted to all sort of chemicals in the so called "food".No wonder you need gorillion tonnes of spices in your food - your dopamine receptors are fried and arteries clogged.
the raw pork is making you niggas gay. pls stop.
>>537500402try Mettigel
>>537493326That's rich coming from the land of deep fried everything.
>>537502531Thanks, very cute. I will be sure to try all the raw meat dishes next chance I get.
>>537480600Is that the legendary poopensharten throne?
>>537477086>German bread is better than everyone else's breadI mean, have you ever compared german (or any european bread) to the cake they sell as bread in north america? It's fucking terrible, that's why I make my own bread. I higly recommend all anons learn to make bread, a basic bread is really easy, and people are always impressed by homemade bread. Once you get that down, you can up your game and make sourdough and shit if you want. https://www.norbertskitchen.com/farmers-bread-flour-water-time-yeast/
>>537477086>For example, a Brit will straight up tell you that tikka masala is their national dishThose aren't brits. They're browns.
Käsebratwurst for breakfast, yes or no?
>>537477177>German food is the best in the world.Witnessed and truthpilled, German cooking is wildly good.
>>537478715Roman food was absolutely terrible compared to modern Italian food, the best thing they made was probably their cheesecakes but thats because its a sensical dish compared to stuffing a pig's head with live sparrows and covering it with wine and honey or whatever BS their nevau riche civilization came up with.German food was plentiful meat, dairy, and oats, perfectly fine and it raised people a foot taller than everyone else.
>>537477086Germany is a nation of regions with distinct cultures and therefore also foods. You are probably aware of like 10% of what is out there in variety. But sure, tastes differ and our tongues got screwed up my artificial flavors. Personally I like maybe a third of what German food has to offer and hate another third.
>>537477086Gastronomy is not for normies.Normies all default to fried chicken and fries. I have seen Mexicans default to this. Pollo Loco started selling Chicken Tenders. I used to work at a convenience store that had a Greek chef ship us his body builder gourmet meals. It didn't sell. Nonwhites do have a culture of spicing things up but this is to mask horrible food safety deficits and nutritional sins. Western culture still has shown the world how to cook consciously but ethnic cosmetics are the last layer of sensible recognizability and commoditized command. I have worked in kitchens commerical and industrial and seen all ethnic groups cooperate to assemble nutrients in ways that can deceive all senses. Gastronomy scales in urban regions to capital. Rural areas do not appreciate high cuisine. Cuisine is irreducibly complex with disciplined approach to macros and flavor profiles. Normies will never get it and will always flatten everything to McBreaded. I have a fucking gluten allergy and thus have been cast out of the white race like Satan Prometheus for my gastronomy knowledge.
>>537503915More so Coca Cola used to be only in pharmacies and American diners. It is through coercion that EVERY FUCKING RESTAURANT now carries coke products and has even DUMPED its own unique beverage catalog. God I hate bread too
Every nation's foods should be celebrated and preserved. German food is totally fine. STOP POSTING ABOUT FOOD WHEN I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING ABS FOR THE SUMMER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537477086Bavarian food is great.
>>537477177Ok this is not what I meant. WTF anon.
>>537503640>>537477086German cusine is basically the same as other central European nations like Czechia and Poland except with less seasoning. Germans stick to recipes from hundreds of years ago when salt was too valuable to use.Still, some is good. Sauerbraten and Odenwalder Köchkase schnitzel. Spätzle. German bakeries are top.
>>537477086I like Bierocks.
>>537479745We call it tiger meat in the midwest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_meat
>>537477086German cakes are world class thoughbeit
>>537504301That's Soviet food. Russian pierogi really.
>>537477425Do they not have ranch dressing in other countries? They can make it using the powder, I think that's allowed for travel.
underrated cuisine desu
>>537477086Why are rightwingers so fucking stupid and easily manipulated?
>>537504585Nothing better that a nice schweinshaxe with a good München beer.
>>537477086Fuck of mutt. You are not even white. You are half nigger breed. You know shit about our food. Keep eating your goyslop like good goycattle from muttland.
Mediterranean Cuisines>East European>Central European>>>>>>>Dutch, Scandi, British “food”. I would group Germany with Central Europe.
>>537477086Northern Europeans don’t know how to cook, they are inherently savages in terms of “living a life”.Mediterraneans are the only civilised people in Europe.
>>537477086On paper German food is really good: high quality sausages, slabs of fried meat, potatoes and pickled vegetables, it's all comfort food that whets the appetite. I think the problem is that the real, actual, authentic recipes don't call for enough seasoning.It's always the same five things: salt, pepper, coarse brown mustard, horseradish, and either thyme or rosemary for the herbs. These must be due to the traditionally available items in their region, but Germans also refuse to incorporate other ingredients or dishes from outside the country into their own (except Indian and East Mediterranean, and only because they form the bulk of the ethnic minority). Compare this to their neighbors like Italy, which brought in foodstuff from all across Eurasia, and France, which treated cooking as its own artform, and it's no wonder why German food isn't treated as well as these.
>>537479349picrel is how the dutch eat it
Personal favorites from Bavaria.
>>537504505Bierocks is as Russian as Danzig is polish.
>>5375054621. You've never been to Germany2. "Bierocks" sounds like "beer rocks" which is probably something you had at a pub in America and think is German but it's not3. Gdansk is better off without Germans, so is Reval and Memel and Breslau4. Germans are shitty people, if you knew modern Germans you'd know why5. I can't believe we're arguing about the culinary innovation of meat in a bread rollPicrel: modern GermanyNot pictured: the infinity niggers and Moslems
>>537505628nigga attached a pic of antifa hq in berlin
>>537505726The most right wing German is far to the Left of a Democrat on everything but immigration.
>>537505628>Germany is just BerlinSure, if you’re looking for buttsex and like dancing to black and decker sounds with other drug addicted degenerates.
My fav dessert is griessbrei. Shit is amazing. Thanks Germany.
>Whole of Germany is woke, gay and full of Moroccan ghettos! I read this on Russia Today!!!!
>>537492529You're not supposed to eat large quantities of garlic raw anon. Once cooked it's incredibly good for you, natural antibiotic. Also, you don't need "spicy" ingredients to make an indian style dish, there is sweet/non spicy curry (japanese style) which goes amazing with any main (meat, lentils, potatoes etc) once you combine it with cooked onions, garlic, ginger. The problem with German cooking is that you are incredibly lazy and have zero imagination. For you food and eating is something that has to be done, like pissing.
>>537506148>he thinks it isn't the same in every german city
>>537477177I have, I still remember eating breakfast in East Berlin for 2 euros back in the day and it was massive. Same meal would cost 10 times now in Finland.
>>537477086German food is good IMHO. Not great but definitely better than Dutch. What's more, its high content of pork is repulsive to jews and Muslims which is an added benefit.
>>537477086You're eating German food using inferior chemical mutt ingredients. Maybe do some fuckin travelling and see for yourself how good the food is around Europe.
>>537479196So it's all junk food
>>537477244American cunt alertAmerican cunt alertSlide threadSlide thread
>>537477086What are you on about? Our food is the best of the world, unironically.
>>537478715>china>advanced
>>537477086For me its curry wurst
>>537479511pancreatic enzymes get reabsorbed, i wonder if eating that gives you fish enzymes temporarily
>>537506148>>537505726It's Hamburg ya passportless poorfags.
>>537477086german beer is a literal piss water, mogged hard by czech and even by ours
>>537507572The first Pilsner brewed in Pilsen, Pilsner Urquell was literally brewed by a German.
>>537477086Ranch dressing is apex Goyslop
>>537477177>t. worms inside some german anon
>>537477086Because Germans are annoying arrogant counts with the same Izzat complex as the Indians or Japanese.Deindustrialisierung hurts so much because we still think ourselves as some higher nobler being and all that nazi fellatio of the internet further polished our view of ourselves being some sort of master race who can't do wrong. In reality Germany is a pretty bland country and the food is pretty bland too.
>>537479639German food is unspiced in Germany and then they act butthurt when you ask for some salt and pepper. You would think tjey would use herbs and spices, but they don't.
>>537477086German beer is top notch their food is generally pretty good. They're not Italy or France tier; but they're solid.
>>537477177Maybe I would dare to eat something like this in switzerland. Also bread is shit and layer of meat is to thin.>>537507572South German food is generaly slightly below the rest of central europe. They are slightly worse than Chechs if you ask me. North german food is horrible.u
>>537479687Every single post on this website must be taken as a potential Jew.In this case, OP is likely a Jew.
if your food isnt copied / successful outside of your own country ,it shit foodsick of yuroshits yapping on about how their specific type of sausage is apparently SO UNIQUE AND AMAZING yet nobody outside of their own shithole is eating or selling it
>>537480776which one? retard
>>537507697ok and?
>>537477086What would a slop enjoying mutt know about good food though?
>>537507781Germans are a theorist people, much like Jews and Anglos. Their cultures are text-based and tend toward the abstract, with Germans reaching the peak with their "pure" instrumental music and abstract philosophy, where they mogged not only any other nation but all of them combined. Peoples like Italians and French are more pragmatic and imaginative, and have a greater sensual culture. They mog in cuisine, visual arts, decoration, fashion and general life-enjoying.
>>537490188>>537490492man i love a cheese danish>I don't care for American baking cultureit's mainly in the southi've baked some good cakesyeah, agreed on the other - don't care for brownies and cookies are fuckin awful
>>537492013>Banitsa Spanakopitafuck that looks good
>>537492013what's in the filling of these two?
>>537477086not reading all that but Brätschle, Sauerbraten, Würstle, Spätzle, Maultaschen, Schupfnudeln etc. are goated af but ye we dont have influncers dickriding our food
>>537477425psyops used to be believable
>>537477086> American berating Europeans about food qualityThis is bait, but thanks for the chuckle.And even if OP is right that traditional German cuisine isn't actually all that good, our basic average everyday food items from the store are 10x better in quality than the stuff you get in America. Generally, here in Europe, we have actual bread, actual cheese, actual beer, compared to the utter slop the Americans consoom.
>>537510487All of them. Retard
>>537507746You just know this shite is astroturfed corpo marketing noncense. Nobody gives a shit about ranch dressing, of which we happen to have dozens of brands in the supermarket. Peak American delusions.
>>537513052kill yourself
>>537490084>Peel of the skin with your fingers and eat them with your handSounds indian but is the correct way to do it.But it also depends on the region and setting. Oh and take a look at this map, the best dishes are out of Bavaria/Swabia, generally the south. Everything above Frankfurter is mostly disgusting shit and i agree on that
>>537504264>Germans stick to recipes from hundreds of years ago when salt was too valuable to use.what a bullshit take, just 80 years ago when butchers didnt exist in the countryside, a good third of the entire meat supply was salt cured.
>>537512748>we have actual bread, actual cheese, actual beer, compared to the utter slop the Americans consoom.you are one of the most brainwashed and ignorant people in existence
>>537513210Oh and i need to add because most don't know or want to know>The skin of Weisswurst / white sausage is literally pig’s intestineYou don't eat it. You can and won't die of it but you know what i mean
>>537512783this mogs every single meat dish
>>537512783>DampfnudelThat looks great, am going to make that this week.
>>537477177I’d eat it
>>537477086A) German food is awesomeB) American food is literally just a goyslop version of German food
>>537505170>East European>Central Europeannot even in hellEastern Europe cuisine is the same but more bland tasting, continental Germanics have a influence in preparations from their French neighbours which Slavs lackSlavs have the worst cuisine I've ever tasted, Borschtsch is disgusting
>>537477086>Germans cannot into self-deprecationthis is fucking true. I stopped self-deprecating humor because fucking germoids believed I was seriousI wish the jews would finish the jobs and eradicate germids
>>537480523best kebab I ever had was in gdanskit was prepared by a polish 19yo qtthe business owner was a bald polish dude in his 40s lol
>>537480644not best from taste but the most pure. it has even better quality than water, I kid you not
>>537479197Only an european can think that this dry piece of meat looks appetizing.
>>537480600>just get a deutschlandticket and sell your car. public transport is perfectly fine in germanythere was even a greens politician who suggested that people who would voluntarily turn in their driver's license would get a deutschlandticket for life for free lol
>>537477086>muh Heckin spicerinos!
>>537480644I prefer Belgian beer. German beer is too limited and tastes all the same. There's like only 3 different beer kinds here.
>>537483585not wrong. that's the experience I made while living here.
>>537491215they were invented by an european. just like your country
>>537492623polish and german cuisine is 98% the same. no wonder you like it
>>537490706hey I saw your thread in /ck/ a while back. some really good cooking mate
>>537505343Only if you're a complete nonce who favors the theatrical.Herring is most commonly served and eaten on a fluffy white-bread bun, with diced onion.The most apparant difference with the disgusting German "Matjesbrötchen" version, being that the Dutch filet the herring to not have the pancreas still present. The German version of it often doesn't filet it correctly either and leaves large parts of the intestinal tract present, which means you're literally eating fish shit.
>>537506613Pastries aren't junk food. Neither is confectionary like licorice or chocolate.But yes- the Dutch basically own the snack food industry, hard. That much is true.Which isn't to say we don't have other dishes apart from the boring bland potato stuff. It's the same stereotype preconception that Germany is battling with bratwurst.
>>537517336In Sweden it's normally served in pieces, together with new potatoes, sour cream, chives and dill.
>>537507697There's more to beer than Pilsner beers.Infact- the Pilsner brewing process was intentionally created out of attempts to quicken the brewing process of real beers, the aim being the creation of a cheaply-produced mass-fabrication run-off to serve the populace for a quick buck.
>>537517336>>537517654I forgot chopped red onion
>>537517694I think onion is implied at this point.Actually have never seen herring served without it in some way, shape, or form.
>>537477086German food is chikofeth, manteh, sujuk, mutebel, and all the other turkish cuisine. i say this as an armenian, everyone knows this by now. im honestly trying to tink hard about this one and I dont think germany produces anything worthy to mention, maybe the mikado brand, but that's about it. cars are junk, even your beers make me go to sleep.
>>537483585Couldn't have said it better.
We have the best food and I'm tired of pretending we don't.
German cooking is fucking amazing along with Hungarian, Italian and French. The rest are mostly just derivatives of these cuisines.> Muh raw jellyfish entrails because animeSubhuman vomit.
>>537478995>German Cafe in VegasEvery "german" restaurant or store that has nurnbergers can't get the taste right. they don't even include marjoram. I had to make it myself to re-experience it, except I used normal size casing instead of the little ones because they are such a hassle
>>537520404>Little black bomberWait is that Manchester?
>>537519356give me a lahmacun and right now or I will shave your back
>>537477086It's good food. You don't have to cover everything in gravy, curry, sauces, or other slop. That turns it into goyslop.
>>537505311I think the whole phenomenon of Nordics having poor hospitality has more to do with the fact that as guests Nordic autism makes them not like to impose to the point that it just never became customary to feed guests. As someone with mostly Nordic/Germanic heritage i always feel uncomfortable when a host feels obligated to feed me when I'm not really staying long. I don't really like staying at other people's houses but moreso like to meet them there if we're going elsewhere shortly afterwards. In which case yeah I don't really want anything from them.
>>537479196>I guess we can be taking back chocolate and coffee then, both of which were Dutch innovations in food.This is a blatant lie. Dutch coffe is not a thing. It has the same ring to it as sweedish coffe. Italy has great coffe turks have turkish coffe even viena has coffe shops you dont have good coffe your coffe is filter slop. Regarding coffe in EU no nation beats italy. If you really invented coffe by now dutch coffe would be a thing. Its not. You are a calvinist nation which is protestantism on steoroids. You eat sandwiches with one slice of chese for lunch and send tikis to each other for 20 c.
>>537505170>East European>Central European>lol
I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>537525273>France, countries that border France, and on-the-record-money-bribing-for-the-tourism-and-soft-power-sector Japan have the most brownie points of a French tire company.
>>537478204stinkjeet
>>537525273How many of those restaurants in Germany actually serve German food instead of just being French, Italian, Japanese, or Spanish restaurants in Germany?
>>537480644No, American IPAs are considered the best in the world. Not to be confused with British IPAs, which taste like stale ass and don't go above 4% ABV.
>>537506652Goy slop deep fried. ngmi You can eat it. But call it like it is weak jeroen faggot.
>>537506652There is some nice food in Holland, but not much and none of it is exported. the average crap you serve up and eat is absolute slop, and the less said about the shit the EU pays you to pollute the rest of Europe with the better
>>537477086>try telling a German that döner kebabs are more popular than schnitzelSo? Doesn't mean it's better>or those knockoff matzo balls in GermanyDon't know what that is>and then goes off about how German bread is better than everyone else's breadI agree, bread is severely overrated and most suck anyway>ditto with German beerNah>and German sausageDon't care much for sausage. Currywurst ist goated, other than that meh>and and even German saladWho cares about salad lmao>German pancakesThey're different but not in a good way>ranch dressingI'm not even sure I've eaten that in my entire life>>537477177This is absolutely disgusting
>>537527855>Don't know what that isHe probably meant those knodel or klose or whatever dough balls that look like matzo balls.
>>537525853I'm just pointing out that German fine dining is objectively on the same level as the rest of the elite. The data literally confirms it. Cope and seethe. Stay mad, you uncultured swine>>537526190You're showing your ignorance. Look at the food in these restaurants. (related video) There's no French, Japanese, or Spanish influence; it is uniquely German food evolved to the next level. Every great culinary nation built its reputation by refining its hearty, rustic comfort foods into sophisticated art. Germany is doing exactly that, and the data proves they are mastering it. Cope.
>>537528538>asian/french/german fusion food.mp4
>>537528775You completely moved the goalposts because your first argument got totally wrecked. First you claim it's not German food, now you're crying that 'everything is fusion.' Pick a struggle. Germany has 333+ Michelin stars and you’re seething in a comment section. Take the L and stay mad.
>>537528918The techniques and even ingredients are observably French and various Asian, just sometimes with a German food base.
>>537529000Every elite restaurant on Earth uses the French technical foundation and swaps global ingredients. Spanish, Italian, and Japanese chefs do it every day. Using global tools to refine a German base doesn't make it less German.
