AMA
how do i become forklift certified without a university degree and 10 years of experience
>>537478023Do you even lift?
>>537478155just bee yourself>>537478170yes
>>537478155invest in some knee pads
What's the best brand of forklift?
Highest your forks have ever been?How heavy is your fork truck?Why am I gay for traps?Are you a speedy boy or a slow crawler?Biggest item ever dropped (if any?)
>>537478023>AMAsoggy grain much, ya bum?
are forklifts automatics or manuals
>>537478260My dick and my nuts stuck up in yo mouth
>>537478155It's usually just a two day course or a week at most.
>>537478023have you even forklift operated nerve gas?
>>537478023are you ready for the big lift?
>>537478260Still > Toyota > Jungheinrich>>537478323around 8,2maround 4 tones, I thinkyou like feminine traits, it's not gayspeedy boy when there is lots of work because time flies faster, but a slow crawler when there is little work cause I don't want to be moved to production and work with plebscrate of wine>>537478452manual mainly, I guess
sounds comfy... is it?
>>537478023the telehandler is the apex forklift
>>537478023forklift me up where we belongwhere the eagles flyon a mountain high
>>537478023Nobody cares, lil nigga. Just put the pallets on the shelf.
Thank you for your service. I retired from forklift operation 12 years ago
>>537478023Based
>>537478023What are the political ramifications of iur entire economy being one giant warehouse?
>>537478539>around 8,2mDo you mean 8 feet or around 2 meters because if so you are like a little baby!But I forgot a question!How much of your day is spent forklifting vs not forklifting? Are you one of the honored few who get to fork lift the whole time?
>>537478512no>>537478561at first it's stressful, cause you need to learn it. But you learn it fast and then it goes comfy and smoothly. At some point you're driving automatically and your mind is elsewhere completely>>537478637paid by hour, ain't gonna overwork myself
>>537478023Salvia is a heck of a drug
>>537478023How many times must you fight the dark thoughts a day? Like you see your coworker walking by, do you have to fight the urge to impale them with your lift’s forks?
>>537478691he mean metres u dumb fucking mutt
Neat
>>537478695oh oh oh here's the real personality test...>Do you accelerate in neutral when you lift things to lift faster or do you hate fun?>have you ever done this while rolling (it rules)>>537478821Well how should I know! He used a comma! A fucking comma!
>>537478691sorry, I meant 82mI tend to argue with my manager and talk a lot with other coworkers, so he always puts me on the forklift and I can chill out in warehouse shelves jungle
>>537478539>Still > Toyota > JungheinrichI've driven Toyota and Mitsubishi. I thought the Toyota was better.Never drove a Still or Jungheinrich.Can you show me an example of a good Still forklift you would recommend?
>tfw im a forklift otakuOp doesnt even lift BIG HEAVY LOADS either
>>537478023How much do you make lifting forks?
>>537478023biggest damage you made?
>>537478891>82mWowsers... That's 269 feet!
>>537478891Oh dude that rules!>82 meters is exactly 269 feet and 0.35 inches tallI kneel, how do you do it? A camera? My highest is like 30 feet and I get all sweaty and can't see shit whenever I have to do it. I always expect the racks to collapse then I'll end up on liveleak
>>537478988Surely that's AI? What a shit design and setup if one can just make the rest fall like dominoes
Delivery driver. Forklift operators are bros.We both deal with the stupidity that is management.
>>537479058that video is before ai was a thing
>>537478023Why don't you KYS?
>>537478023Do you ACTUALLY need a certification and how do you get one?
>>537478023How does your day go? How much of it is the real work vs. how much can you idle? Can you even procrastinate on it? Do you wear headphones for most of the day and listen to music/pods/books, while doing the thing?
>>537479190>Do you ACTUALLY need a certificationYes>>537479190>how do you get one?Google it in your local area.
>>537478023Why are forklift drivers always fat as fuck with a backwards hat and smell like shit?I had a forklift driver buddy who got fired and gave up and is now a bum in the woods by an indoor mall
>>537479058Its notThats just cutting corners when theres none left to cut
>>537478988holy shit
>>537479190depends what u are driving on a building site you only need to be deemed competent but insurance rules the day
>>537479004>>537479006ah, another mistake, it's 820m>>537478988nowhere near the kind of your video, but something that looked similiar>>537478952abysmal wage 37pln/h>>537478905I can't remeber the exact type these forklifts were, my nigga.>>537478925I mainly drive reach trucks now and the heaviest stuff is around 1.5t to 2t>>537479113not yet, struggler>>537479190at my first job the boss didn't even ask me for my certification and I know there worked people without it. But usually they examine if you have it>>537479208depends on a day, for like a good day 8h shift, 1h might be spend on talking to coworkers, 1h on phone, 30min-1h on toilet. I wear only one headphone if I do so, but I sometimes put on a speaker and don't give a fuck>>537479245same reason as for truck drivers
>>537478023Any tips of how to secure employment after getting certified?
>>537478023How do you fight off the tons of women throwing their pussy at you?
>>537479396This guy is TROLLING MEHES A LIAR!HES A PHONY!Standard Forklifts: Usually reach between 3 to 6 meters (10 to 20 feet).High-Reach Trucks: Specialized warehouse reach trucks max out around 13 to 14 meters (40 to 45 feet).Telehandlers (Boom Forklifts): The absolute tallest heavy-duty construction telehandlers max out around 17 meters (55 feet).
>>537478539>8,2mHave lost absolutely all interest.
>>537478023What was your biggest fuck-up ?
>>537479400depneds on the country temp work is better paid here
>>537478155In the US it's an online course but the certificate is only good for a few years. I've had to be humping shit and instructing the certified guy how to operate more than once because he has no experience. Temp agencies are how you get experience.
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