PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
Hell yeah bros! Made my famous Pepperoni wafers for dipping in cream cheese. Have a great show!
>>537489994>Pepperoni wafers for dipping in cream cheeseThat sounds pretty good.
>First Shift updatesSticks, Rizzo, and Dan make 3 white males to piss people off for Juneteenth and Pride Month>Toledo shooting outside a liquor store at the end of the show, blood trailVictim had been admitted to hospital a little while earlier34 year old victim, non-life threatening injuries, no suspects>Chased a guy, he said he lost a bet and had a wig and sunglassesHe was on probation and parole out of CA and MO, and a resisting charge recently nearbyPeople made art simulating Rizzo wearing that wig, picrel>Bodycam of a cop falling when trying to climb into a windowRizzo says he was once responding to a home invasion on an old ladyK9 and handler got through with no sound, he knocked down a dresser and made huge amounts of noiseThey still caught the perp>Father's daySticks is having a family meet-up with a bunch of relativesRizzo is going to watch his daughter play Softball, watch Toy Story 5, then make Chicken Parm
I got a bag of fritos chilli cheese and orange soda for snacks but my stomach started to hurt not even 5 minutes in#unc status
>>537489831>the society itself is a spectator sport>no links
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>537489994>Pepperoni wafers for dipping in cream cheeseThis guy keto's
>>537489831>It's a Bryce Hughes episode Nice father's day gift, Dan.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
we drivin'
>driving
She's got the siren going and thses caliwali drivers don't care.
>>537492761>caliwali drivers don't careCaliwali here. We have zero fucks left to give.
They stopped a retard
>>537489831>BryceWill butthole be shown?
>i have a disabilitywe can tell, paco
>>537492829>They stopped a retardKeep your hands over your head!*tries to lay down*
>I have a deesabeeleeteeDeport via catapult
What did these losers do; I just sat down.
California looks like hell, I wouldn’t even want to visit
>>537492919They were fleeing in a car, not sure if Dan said the original reason for the stop
>>537492930It's paradise. The libs, scumbags and illegals make it hell.
Thread is slow as fuck tonight so far
>>537492930It is. Most people with any sense are fleeing.
>>537492966Thanks anon. This coppette is wearing fake eyelashes. What a joke female cops are.
Soto looks like an angry dyke who has passionate lesbian sex with lots of tribbing
stealin legos
Damn, she's sexy.
>>537492985The land is almost not worth the squeeze anymore. You need to go a few hours from any city to get anything under $500k, and then there will be zero jobs.
>>537492988I figure it's a combination of summertime and the World Cup
>>537493117Who the fuck is actually watching the World Cup? I don't know a single person who cares about it.
>>537493167>Who the fuck is actually watching the World Cup?brown people
>>537493167The threads on /sp/ is pretty good
>>537493187So /pol/?
>>537493117Waning interest because of how many boring episodes there are is a more likely reason
>CorneliusI hope its the Cornelius who calls Coast to Coast AM every single day.
>>537493167I watched the USA match yesterday while resting between boxing and then going to the track to run laps… I only watched because there wasn’t shit else on like the stock markets being closed and the news channels was boring for nigger slavery day
>twink mistaken for a girl
>stolen legosDo you think Dan knows about the recent shitshow over stolen legos?
They deployed a helicopter for LEGO thieves?
>>537493202This was my favorite moment when /sp/ exploded with the reffie cramping up and all the europoors lost their fucking minds
>>537493254The most ridiculous holiday anywhere ever.
>>537493325Assault with a deadly weapon involved
All this for some toys. What's next, swat team deployed for Pokemon cards?
>>537493345Fucking kek
Leggo my Lego?
>>537493346I refuse to even acknowledge it.
this looks like somewhere you'd find a cornelius
>>537493410I wish friends a Happy Coonteenth
This house has Buffalo Bill or Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes.
>>537493484Nice pussy
>>537493514
kinda crazy to get a job operating a camera when you're blind
Why did this slow ass cop even bother running? Now he lost the driver too
After police academy there is no physical fitness standards anymore
>>537493167Every World Cup is the same for meI get excited and watch it, and the first few games are okThen the flopping and time wasting starts, the refs make questionable calls, and I get frustratedI vow never to watch it again
>>537493551Just gave up kekSounds like he's about to puke
FUCKING PATHETIC
Plot twist - the guy with the bike has warrants
Camera operator would've caught him.
>>537493410I enjoyed my day off
>>537493569I feel that way about NFL and NBA. Most of the games are scripted now, ever since online betting came about.
Nigger stole a bike and then tried to steal another bike to get away?
>fatass realizes he lost both of em
Shamfrul dispray
>>537493688And he didn't even get the plateDamn. What a loser.
>>537493652Tyrone feels every bike is his for the taking
Dan will update us on this cop catching his breath on First Shift next week.
I wonder if any hypochondriacs tried to FlexSeal their whole house shut during covid.
>>537493649I really don't want to believe that it's all scripted, but there's so many examples of suspicious results it's hard not to see a pattern
Choices he could have made to capture at least one criminal today:-Pursue vehicle, report runner to partners-Follow runner in vehicle, report fleeing car and plate to partners-Not be a lardassHis choice:Be a lardass, fail to catch runner, be too out of breath to put out runner's description/direction of travel till it's too late, be too inbred and retarded to put out fleeing vehicle plate/description/direction of travel until it's too lateCongratulations on failing to literally do ANYTHING productive here. Takes real skill to dodge every single opportunity to justify your paycheck, my man.
>>537493825Same. I've seen too much shit over the past 30+ years and I've noticed it really accelerated after online gambling became a thing. Its almost impossible for me to believe at this point that any of its on the up and up.
>>537493822Checked, and it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
>Felony child abuse warrantsShoulda shot him
>>537493882>Takes real skill to dodge every single opportunity to justify your paycheck, my manPar for the course for most union jobs
>>537493822Believe it or not I’ve actually used flex seal several times and I work on fixing housing issues and it’s actually legit. It honestly works great for sealing and stopping water and putting down a layer of rubber seal in a can that if you put a few coats of holds up really well and stops water intrusion… it’s gimmicky commercials but it really works
>>537493882even salmond wasn't this fuckin bad
>>537493882I'm sure he has the plate visible on his dashcam
>>537493970Keep meaning to buy a cheap little boat off Marketplace and see if it will stay afloat once I cut the bottom out and FlexSeal it. Wonder if they advertise heavily to places about to be hit by hurricanes.
>>537493825I feel the same. I don’t follow basketball but given the numerous, high profile arrests of certain players snd coaches last year, plus that ref who was found to have mob debts twenty years ago, it seems at the very least the integrity of the game has been compromised. As for the NFL, I saw far too many suspicious calls and non-calls over the last two years to continue watching.
>he got the jump on me>i hit a patch of mudthis fat bastard has all his excuses lined up
I'm not so sure about this plan to get over the fence.
It's the fucking Keystone Cops here, holy shit
What the fuck are these cops doing
This dumb cop almost ate shit on that fence.
Look at the property damage these cops are causing
they arent sending their best
this cop with the palettes lol
>>537494344checked
I like this cop. I’d like for her to beat me up.
Don't they carry bolt cutters? They're going to wreck that fence anyways if they keep it up.
I bet the fence is unlocked.
>>537494413Well done webmanon, perfect
>>537494080I know it sounds like bullshit and I would never do the boat thing, but I’ve sealed a leaking roof spot and a few other applications and it actually works great. After you put 2 or 3 coats of it on it’s like a super thick rubber which will conform to all nooks and crannies especially if you buy it in the big can that’s paintable to anything. They actually make a hurricane flood line that’s yellow and removable for houses and doors, I haven’t used it but based on using their other products I would definitely try it since in that situation something is better than nothing I guess.
>>537494381I laughed out loud when his foot went through the pallet.
>>537494413used the only one without the middle support
I hate working with people like this. You have half a dozen people trying and failing to do the job of two competent individuals.
Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.
Are these cops in ducking Carcosa?
>>537494453You know something, I believe you anon. I'd try it if I had need of it; why not!
ok what the fuck is behind her ear
This episode sucks ass tonight
>>537494767She is covering up her nazi tattoo
morning gentsback from soccer
any links to watch?
Anyone catch the address?
>>537494869Whatcha think about yesterday?
They found a house full of retarded whores
these 2 girls are mega trashy
>>537494869WHY DONT WE GET MEAT PIES IN THE US BROS??
Zoom in let's see their faces.
These bitches are saucy.
>>537494872>any links to watch?Load up VLC, Ctrl-N to open a network linkEnter the m3u8 in >>536964656
>Come on man, I'm not being on TV for this shitI love Toledo
>>537494966They can at least form complete sentences
Toledo looks worst of all the areas that have appeared on OPL.
>>537494869Morning. You guys ever consider driving on the right side of the road?
>>537492985>It's paradise. The libs, scumbags and illegals make it hell.bullshitplaces in Fla are much the sameit's high population + warm weather
she's on meth too
>>537495016I mean, I kind of feel the same way when having to call about a medical bill or the insurance company. This is a girl that's had enough of the bureaucracy.
>>537494956i expected to lose and was not disappointed
>7 minute response time Fren reminder to own guns
>>537495076i already drive on the right hand side onlyto feel something
>>537495109Hopefully you stayed hydrated!
See, that's a really important point Styx just made about lack of communication between parole and police. You'd think at this point everyone would be connected via database.
>>537493167>Who the fuck is actually watching the World Cup? >I don't know a single person who cares about it.You must not go out to eat. Pretty sure every restaurant in the country was shut down during the Mexico game. >Ecuador just got kicked out.
triple playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q3yCAiWAJE
Is CBD like the biggest scam on earth or what?
>>537495107She's retarded and refuses to help herself while blaming the world for her problems.
>>537495240wut about CWD?
>>537495221>You must not go out to eatAccurate. I'm not a fatass.
How much do you think Woody Harrelson paid for the domain HO.com?
>>537495211>lack of communication between parole and policethen we would have infinity more niggers locked uphuman rights kikes cannot allow that to happenbut they can use flock and sigint to track your devices as you drive around
>>537495240I bought a pack of the gummies once and they actually got me messed up. It was a weird high though where I just felt cloudy in my head. Probably wouldn’t do it again
>>537495240what isn't a scam at this point
>>537495301A fair price
>>537495240for the majority of people yes. it has uses for people with neurological issues like epilepsy
>>537495333CheckedFuckin trips of truth
>>537495333I don’t know about an out and out scam but it does seem like everything that every person or business does is done to screw someone out of as much money as possible.
Man, Bryce skin looks so soft.
>>537495301I was just wondering the same thing.
>>537495333costco hot dog and drink
throw this sk8r retard over the bridge
>Are you a dickies girl?She’s lesbo and I can’t get out of my mind her tribbing another spicy Latina
>>537495430It is.
Is this guy trying to flirt with the female cop?
I just got home. Did I miss anything in the first hour?
>>537495473I'd ask her what color panties she wears.
ashley soto is a school resource officer, she's used to talkin to kids
>>537495238ty. comments say dad doesn't know his kids' names.
>>537495494Trick question!
>>537495473I don't know but the coppette is trying to flirt with him.
Was he starting to cry, and that's why he turned away from the camera?
She definitely lacks interrogation skills lol
This is bullshit. I am a law abiding citizen. Why do I not get to have a female cop like Siri give me a stern but warm talking to?
>>537495445>While the United States costco hotdogs remain firmly 100% beef, in certain international markets like Australia, the food court hot dog uses a pork recipe instead of beef, consisting of about 79% pork.gay
>>537495530Yeah, he lost his parents or something
>>537495510Imagine the smell
>>537495489This was my first time being on time in a while so believe me when I tell you that you missed nothing.
>>537493401Brick by Brick
>>537495489The funniest thing was when a cop tried to use a pallet to get across the barb wire on top of a chain link fence and his foot went right through it.
>>537495597
they painted the walls the colors of the ethiopian flag
It’s like living in a Rubik’s cube.
Damn, mama got some camel toe
i want bryce snooping through my housepicking up my crusty sock collection, giving me a look, then transporting them to the washing machine
>>537495271Definitely not a scam. That shit has wrecked some deer herds. There isn't some conspiracy by state wildlife agencies to keep you from hunting, quite the opposite.
>>537495808>giving me a look
>>537495610>>537495630Thank you anons.
this looks like a bad place to pit unless youre trying to kill them
>>537495854>POV: you’ve been implicated in the theft of someone’s underwear
>100 mph chase>4 kids in the car, and a 4 month old baby is ejected from the carA bullet is too good for him
>the driver>not the fathersingle mothers...
i gotta pay taxes for this nigger and his spawn
How the fuck did they all come out of that with no injuries, especially the baby that got ejected
What kind of fucking retard flees the police with 4 kids in the car?
Dan still can't condemn a dangerous Black criminal even after he does all that. He'll shake his head and sigh, that's all. He really is evil at his core.
Speak up, Dan.
Are CPS officers considered cops
>>537496080That's an ad for the Toyota Highlander right there. If I were Toyota I would include that footage in my commercials. Run a special Father's Day themed commercial.
>>537496080babies have soft flexible bones
>>537495988Checked. He was just scared though.
>>537496153I couldn't tell; was the baby strapped into a carseat?
>HUSBANDARU!>YOU MUST MAKE MANY BIG POOP FOR GREATNESS
>>537496145All they have to do is edit out the person responsible and it becomes the typical SUV ad with a happy Black family enjoying an outing.
Dan was saving that one for Father's Day>Look at least he was with his kids
>>537496187The baby was strapped, yes. Had a Glock in its sock.
>>537496239
cool ringtone
>2 baby mommasSound like polygamy and that's illegal.
>watching a cop pilot a droneRiveting.
>>537496595That arm though
>>537496595>not the hangout place
it always amazes me that they keep product outside. people can just walk off with a cast of water.
>>537495854kek
i have no idea what's going on
>>537496768Do you honestly think anyone involved in the situation does either?
>>537496768Nobody does in this situation
>>537496768It was going to be the summer of Waneda until Tyrone messed things up
Guy beats two women, Dan again declines to comment due to race.
Bryce has a huge ass, and you just know its not bleached or anything, perfect innie naturally poo stained a light brown.
>>537495817bullshit!i ain't caught a damn thing, laying with my deer herd, sharing salt licks, mouth-to-mouth!not a damn thing!
holy fuck is that voice coming out of that woman
>>537496768Strange that she is not 100lbs overweight
>>53749668810/10 in America
>>537496768wouldboth
Is Phil Swift real?
>>537496880It’s not really huge, it’s tastefully sized and well toned.
>>537497022As real as the jeeta on that seed commercial
>fightin over bitches>same old same old
>>537497158This guy is ZESTY
>>537495808>mfw reading that
>fighting over bitches This guy is hilarious, he should host a TV show.
>>537497177he's hilarious
Dude looks like the JD Vance AI memes
hell yeahbryce giving us hand-talk porn
>>537497196>drink in hand>dressing gown>slight zestliving his best life
>>537497264>Israel fighting Iran over land>Same old same old .
>>537497276
>>537497238He’s the Bigger Lebowski
…did this cop just park over the fire
>finally asks if anyone else is in the car
>>537497238>>537497351Beaner Lebowski
>>537497413Yeah and it's funny how the other cops suddenly wanted to protect property when it was a cop car instead of a fence
>>537497193>>537497350she's grown very serious and professional
>Pit maneuver>Waffle house >Dollar general Happy 250 America!
>third time tazing my lieutenantjesus christ
Didn't charge the cop for tasing a cop?
>>537497527
>this is the third time I've tazed my LTThird time's the charm.
>>537497588kek
>>537497755I hope we go back there. That mom had a nice camel toe and JD Richland was entertaining.
nigga how is cyberbullying real
i'm just here for camera reactions
Richland is milf central tonight
>>537498062truth
Oh ok Dan, you tell us law enforcement is frustrated by nonviolent Whites having domestic drama but not by multiple Black felons who lead police on high speed chases with four unsecured children in their vehicles.You're shit, Abrams.
>>537497960>put down the phone retardi don't get it either
>save me holmes
>>537498185for me, it's Pugsy
>>537498185is that the MIB dog?
>>537498185That's a pretty cute dog, not gonna lie
I'm usually pretty tolerant of slower episodes but this one is a fucking snoozefest
>lemme tell ya somethin>them eyelashes on your eyes look BAD>them things is too big for your face>that's distracting>golly
>Your eyelashes look bad
>i didnt kill the guy who was going to kill me and my familynot a good sales pitch
>Muh break
>>537498618>I gotta make this money
pugsy a good boy, he dindu nuffin
all of dan's boomers fell asleep 90 minutes ago and now we're in the weeds
what are we doing here
>>537498784We should be in Richland county right now.
>>537498784Playing with legos
>>537498784Maybe a recut of something they don't want to show?
im going to miss the last half hourneed to fuckin eat somethingfirst half of the show was pretty goodgood posts and screen capper
some real shit musta went down
>>537498693I like Pugsy
Feels like most of the crimes occur at gas stations
>he's BLACK
i wouldn't even bother trying to get witness info out of a nigger
>>537499179I literally laughed out loud when he said it like that
Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?
>>537499238Just the milfs out of Richland county
STFU BITCH
>i'm one of the best people i've ever met in my lifedrugs or mental illness?
>>537499306>drugs + mental illness
>>537499306Hubris of low expectations or something like that
>>537499238The Black Lebowski
>>537499387The Zesty Lebowski
>>537499387my mom said she thought he was the guy from Lost
that poor car
Why do people like this even exist? Why do we allow this?
I was expecting a black guy
>hey everybody
Sweet wolf car
>>537499492good call mom
toyota and a wolf, this thing will never die
how is trivago guy still getting away with it
this new deal dash commercial doesn't have the soul of the old one
>>537499824They're not using the methheads from middle america malls.
>>537499692https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B007I4HHOI?th=1&psc=1
schizo
>>537499959soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking schizo
>>537499959Female Toombs
>>537499959meth
