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How does Garfield do it?
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cocaine
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>>537508938
hes got the suit on backwards to make it look like hes jumping around on his tail.
in reality, just just jumping around on his cock
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Initial prognosis? Iduno nigga
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>>537508938
He cannot balance properly because he is too fat
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>when the lasagna shrooms hit differently and you need to fight the Boss Monday
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>>537508938
Hoodoo... the gorilla in the back gave it away. If you practice that you can make anythinhg come to life
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>>537508938
Garfield isn't known for his athletic skills tho.
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>>537508938
you can buy some of those customs from Nigeria and they give you the steps to do the ritual, you can make some good cash
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>>537508938
>Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz, 2026
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>>537508938
Love pussy, simple as.
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>>537509867
I thought he was more known for his driving
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>>537508938
me when my mom cooks lasagna
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>>537510494
wat
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>>537509033
kek
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>>537510494
This one cracks me up every single time i see it.. the way he just smells the other guys ass and starts hitting the griddy.
>>537510582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyric_acid
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>>537510494
Holy crap wtf
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>>537510778
Did you know they put that in American chocolate? Choc was originally made cheaply with spoiled milk in USA, people got a taste for it and now they add that stuff to replicate rotten milk to this day
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>>537511212
I know my dude.. theres a reason american choc leave a french taste in your mouth. Americans think they've eaten chocolate untill they actually taste belgium or swiss.
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Amateur
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>>537510778
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyric_acid
Mouse guy could pretty fucked up if so. Butyric acid had been used in abortion clinic attacks; they have to tear up the carpets and walls afterward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ9LQANaHB8
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>>537511550
The lads on the 'Sea Shepherd' used it against Nip whaling ships aswell.. as if that was gonna do anything, i'm pretty sure whaling ships already smell like shit.
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>>537510778
>Butyric is found in animal fat and plant oils, bovine milk, papaya, breast milk, butter, parmesan cheese, body odor, and vomit as a product of anaerobic fermentation (including in the colon). It has a taste somewhat like butter and an unpleasant odor. In food manufacturing, it is used as a flavoring agent.
"it is used as a flavoring agent"
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>>537508938
He's a cat.

>>537511486
Holy shit how did they make the cat dance like that?
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>>537514231
It's not actually bad for you in small quantities.. it's found in butter and other dairy products along with the gut of the body naturally.
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I'm gonna tell you niggers right now, if you have a problem with Garfield, you're gonna have a problem with me.
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>>537510494
kek i'm dying
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>>537515883
If you watch it without looping, the very last frame is worth it.
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>>537510494
I understand that the jar is filled with something.
I understand that it was held to an opening in the suit that allows airflow.
I understand that the guy in the suit is having a reaction to it.

But I will never understand why he sniffs that guys arse.
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Lasagna is one hell of a drug
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>>537508938
By the grace of Allah
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>>537511290
euros always pretend like you can't buy EU chocolate at the store in the US. it's just candy nigga
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>>537516530
Not my problem they choose to eat vomit chocolate.. i rarely eat sugar at all, i'd rather eat some goof beef, lamb or bacon.
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>>537508938
Damn, this dude is really dedicated to perform this hard in front of little kids, I only see this much energy from mascots on big game day and guys there get like 20x the money for it.
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>>537516053
I think he started to checking out the suit and his body placement is unitentional to other guy standing there which makes it even funnier.
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>>537516659
some people do and some people don't. US is the land of a million choices and it seems like you are making it your problem when people make a choice you don't like
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>>537516830
How am i making it my problem again?.. i'm not the one eating the shit.
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>>537510494

The best I can get is a very powerful liquid ass compound was used in a vent hole by the bottom of the suit I guess it was so potent it freaked out the performer in the suit, it also could have been completely performative considering it came from a Japanese prank account
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>>537517046
1. you brought it up
2. it obviously bothers you
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>>537517379
it's reminds me of the "we don't do that in germany" meme
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>>537517379
I sure did bring it up.. but how does my opinion of something equate to the things other do being my problem. Please stop with the pilpul nigger, if you wanna eat vomit then i'll go right ahead.. but don't be mad when i laugh and make fun of your stupid ass.
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>>537508938
wtf is this real?
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>>537517698
why would somebody care if you laugh at them for eating fucking candy? self important retard
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>>537518047
You should ask yourself this question.. faggot.
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>>537511290
Eurotard delusions of superiority
Today: chocolate
Lmao
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>>537518323
nah, i noticed all danes on this board have that "self-important i'm better than you" vibe that is subscribed to a lot of euros. you enjoy sniffing your own farts.
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>>537518395
They have a desperate issue with inferiority complex mixed with basic fear. Theyre afraid of the US. I lived in 3 countires in Europe over several years and this is what most ppl dont understand.
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>>537511685
Man that was a good show.
I fucking HATED the hippies, and was fucking angry nonstop at how retarded that captain was, and how some of the scrawny commies did absolutely RETARDED things on the ship...
But it was an interesting show to watch ocean battles and shit.
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>>537518395
Sounds like you got a inferiority complex.. you got dismantled and tried with 'muh narcissist'. Yes, i am a narcissist, i focus on my survival and the survival of my people from faggots like you. It's called doing the right thing.. should try it sometime instead of engaging in faggotry and other forms of degeneracy. If you fuck up and i laugh at you.. and then you feel embarrassed thats a good thing, that means you got things to change in your life. My survival comes before yours, and so do my keks.
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>>537518762
>i focus on my survival and the survival of my people from faggots like you
by crying about chocolate on an anonymous basket weaving forum? ok kid. have fun with that
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>>537518893
This nigger joins a thread and forum about opinions and then get mad when it doesn't suit his little dick sucking soul. Fix yourself faggot, for the betterment of humanity.
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>>537519764
it's a thread about how garfield does it, bruh
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>>537520597
What an analysis. Keep eating your vomit faggot, i'll still be laughing at you.
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>>537520818
nordic countries trying to act tough will never not be funny
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>>537508938
There's a man skilled at his craft.
>>537509458
This is why people love Australians.
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>>537520903
Your cries sooth my soul. What are you gonna bitch and whine about next?



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