EUROPEANS IN AMERICA ARE BEING RADICALIZED BY RANCH DRESSING
>>537509091As a Femanon who cooks homemade meals every night, RANCH disgusts me!!! If I were to put ranch in my husbands food he would probably choke me
>>537509091We dont put fetuses in food to mutate uur tongues so they had no chance. Like virgins.Biological warfare if you ask me.
>>537509091This has to be the shitties propaganda op ever to salvage americas reputation
We have ranch here...They even have cheaper ranch in Aldi.Why are you fags trying so hard to seem exceptional, this is Indian tier behaviour.
>>537509091There’s ranch in every grocery store in Spain
>>537509163>! If I were to put ranch in my husbands food he would probably choke meI guess we all know he will be eating ranch tonight you pervy femlarper
>>537509091American food products are literally Africa tier. Food in Europe is of mcuh higher quality.
>>537509192mutt food is so full of sugar that after a week there your body starts to feel exhausted. Their meat and dairy products are ass. Their choc is puke tasting shit.
>>537509200It's perfectly valid way to "ask for it".
>>537509091We have ranch sauce here, stupid amerisharts keep falling for every single glowie psyop
>>537509192>Why are you fags trying so hard to seem exceptionalA as in asshole, africa, america, asia, arctic, anatrcrica, australia E as in Exceptional or EuropaThey can try all they want.
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>>537509091Editor: We need a human interest story about the FIFA game i n AmericaJourno: How about what they are buying? Or, wait a minute - what they are bringing back to Europe?Editor: Excellent! Get someone at TSA and ask them what they are seeing. Let me call some people and I can see if we can choose a brand or product that needs promoting, maybe we could get some kick-backs out of this.......Editor: What did you find?Journo: Well, we see nothing really that stands out, but the no liquids rule is filling up bins so we could go through those.Editor: Can you pull ranch dressing? Have your guys collect them all and put them on top of the bin, then we can take a picture and make it seem like the bin is full of ranch dressing. Journo: On it!......4chan: Guys,look! Europeans love Ranch dressing!
>>537509379Shills are coping hard look at this newfag who can’t even greentext>>537509270American ranch is superior
>>537509091>>537509379Yep, lol, notice how all the ranch bottles are on the top so you can see them clearly
You can't carry on beverages or toothpaste on a plane anymore?
>>537509091>Cheeze WhizNo European is importing that trash. It's all mutts on vacation
>>537509239This
>>537509270>AmErIcAnExcePtIoNaLiSmonly the thoroughly fluoridated americans believe the lie, i realized long ago that america is nothing but a nation of lies, liars and perpetual continual never ending deception.american "exceptionalism", is predicated on lying to outsiders to they come and labor in america, and deceiving american s into defending their own enslavement america is a nation of slaves.the ones holding the whip are masons, while jews are the masters, anyone with at least two brain cells can figure this out, if they stop and actually think.as a little kid i wanted to know "what makes america so great that my siblings keep talking about it so much"as an adult i understood, they were spiritually aborted as childrenthere is nothing good "in america", that any american can actually enjoy.the land is owned by the statethe water is owned by the statethe air is owned by the stateyour property, even if you pay for it, is owned by the stateyour animals are owned by the stateyour children are owned by the stateyour marriage is owned by the stateeven your own life, in america, is government propertyamerica is a lie hoping that no one ever discovers it, working overtime to veil itself and lul everyone therein to sleep.even african niggers have more liberty than americans.
>>537509091Gayest shill campaign miggers have ever come up with.
>>537509091>Cheese WizNot so gross after all is it!
>>537509448What would I be shilling?
>>537509703No matter what you eat there it always has that overly sugary taste, everything tastes the same like that.
>>537509091Why are these bottles full?Is this sauce really that bad?
>>537509091>all the brands conviently visibleOrganic.
>>537509448lol, american ranch just has higher portions of sugaramerican salt has higher portions of sugaramerican cheese has higher portions of sugaramerican burgers have higher portions of sugarunless its raw food, it will have higher portions of sugar.all american processed food is sugar with X Y Z flavoring.
>>537509091What does ranch dressing taste like?
>>537509815its american food, non of it is organic.
>>537509750I guess that's great for getting a taste of it for some days/weeks, but in the long term it makes you obese and eventually kills youI'd also try all the unhealthy shit but would be glad to get some real food again when at home
>>537509827Like mayo but someone has dunked their unwashed sweaty balls in it so it’s savory.
>>537509721>the ones holding the whip are masons, while jews are the masters, anyone with at least two brain cells can figure this out, if they stop and actually think.True>american "exceptionalism", is predicated on lying to outsiders to they come and labor in america, and deceiving american s into defending their own enslavementTrue. My ancestors were told the streets were paved with gold. They did well, but by the 1920's most people knew the hype was out of control. Plus, Europe in the 19th century was a shitshow, so a new start was attractive. >america is a lie hoping that no one ever discovers it, working overtime to veil itself and lul everyone therein to sleep.This is relatively new. America is a guinea pig for the world elites. That is why our pharma and healthcare is so expensive, our food is poison, and our education is trash. All by design.
>>537509885imo food in Germany is among the best quality out there. I'm fucking addicted to griessbrei.
>>537509091>ranch>CeraVeAll of that is a available at my local grocery store.>Cheez WhizThat is not available anywhere because it's probably plastic. It tastes like plastic, too.Anyway in my city there's used to be a gigantic store dedicated to selling American cereal (which is 99 % sugar unlike the European variants) and it had to close down due to poor sales. There's another store dedicated to selling American food and it's always empty and has an entire aisle of heavily discounted stuff because nobody buys there; except during Thanksgiving when the store gets full of Americans buying turkeys.
>*living in a globalised world*>B-BUT EUROPEANS DON’T HAVE THIS GOYSLOP AT HOME
>>537509925>griessbreiThere's not much innit/to it, can't you do it for yourself?
>>537509901Well that's not very appetizing now, is it?
>>5375098856'3 personal trainer anon here, can confirm i died from weird sugar food
>All these salty europoors kvetching about their richer counterparts enjoying the lifestyle of American excess.Fuck it feels good to be the best. Like every other over-regulated piece of EU shit, you guys have the most bland, grey "food" out there. Obviously tourists are going to be sent into madness for tasting flavor for the first time in their emaciated lives.
>>537509995Never managed to get the same texture. It's OK but not the same. When I'm in Germany I eat 7 of these bad boys a day.
>>537509827just make your own and taste it.https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/homemade-ranch-salad-dressing/but if you want to have the FULL AMERICAN EXPERIENCE!!,>*eagle screech* >[america the beautiful plays in the background]for every cup of the finished ranch, add 2 cups of sugar, 1 cup of vegetable oil, 1 cup of sugar and 3 cups of extra processed lard, and 3 more cups of sugar.
>>537510011Checked. I heard it's possible to get healthy food in the US, but it's pretty expensive what i found>>537510046Kek. Do you also get the one seasoned with cinnamon? Truly god tier
>muh European food
>>537509091which ranch dressing brand is superior or should i save the effort and make it myself?
>>537509827Like a creamier mayonnaise with a heavy dill and garlic-forward taste.
>>537509239>Their choc is puke tasting shit.It is just lactic acid, naturally part of the process and found in all foods that contain dairy. Slight sour notes can be added to lots of sweet things to bring out more complexity and depth if flavor I’ve never actually noticed it, kids love it, what I’ve noticed is European chocolate tastes more flat and bland and less complex. I am certain if the roles were reversed they would think our chocolate is basic, watered down, tasteless
>>537510074I prefer the original one.>>537510100It's awful. Euro choc is much superior. My fav is Cadbury.
its been in supermarkets here for a few years here, they keep trying to break into the UK market with itit goes away then come back like a new product
>>537509907>All by design.aint that the troofyet they still want us to willfully fight tooth and nail for the crumbs they've left us, as they've robbed us of every opportunity, every right, and our own future.nah, i'll neet out the rest of my life and be a burden.let the jeets and muslims take what's left, they already sold the prime land to china anyways.
>>537510100lmao your "chocolate" is full of it because it's a preservative that lets companies squeeze a few more cents out of you
>>537510179Mutts use these dressings to hide the fact that their food is tasteless. Nigger meat doesn't need a topping.
I heard Aldi is getting very popular in the US, how about (You), fellow anons, do you also enjoy buying groceries at Aldi?
>>537509091ranch fucking sucksi mean this very literally: ranch is for niggers
>>537510043>richer counterparts>americanslol, most people live paycheck to paycheck in the US or on gubmint handouts.you lying nigger
>>537510100>European chocolate tastes more flat and bland and less complexI think it tastes more authentic and more rich, but I'm biased by years of luxuriating in German, Dutch, Austrian, and Swiss confections. Regular Hershey's, to my tongue, is revolting.
>>537510168Cadbury seems very cheap and basic. It’s like the thin crumbly chocolate shell around an ice cream bar rather than a fully realized proper piece of chocolate
>>537510049>>537509819>>537510049>hurr durr all american food is sugarStop announcing to the world that you are mentally disabled. If you buy food with gallons of sugar in it, that's because you have too many chromosomes.
>>537510075>o you also get the one seasoned with cinnamon? Truly god tieryou sure that's nuttella?isn't it lacking in suger, just a bit?
Thia chink teir propaganda is so fucking pathetic its unreal
Pizza cheese-filled crust dipped in ranch is a hedonistic heaven.
>>537510248>most people live paycheck to paycheck in the US or on gubmint handoutsFirst off, lol, no. Failures do. But what you described is the standard EU way of life. Except it's paycheck to paycheck in addition of gibs, and it is literally all of them.
>>537509196tbf tho, every grocery store in spain is like half latam products now. so ranch aint that big of a leap.but id be fucking shocked if ranch had any presence from france eastwards. erryones on that oil and vinegar grindset (and fair enough, you fuckers sure have enough olives)
>>537510262Cadbury was amazing until a mutt company bought them and now it's all corn syrup.
>>537510262we're talking about ranch right now, not chocolate, go to /BBC/ for that
>>537510083Big brand names like Wishbone and Hidden Valley are good. I prefer the small brand Ott's ranch dressing.Homemade is probably the best way to go because you can adjust to your own personal tastes.
>>537510009You're french.. so whats not to like about a sweaty couple of balls?.. i mean you guys literally fart into puff pastries because the french loves the smell and taste of their own farts.
I love that the entire planet worships USA now Before they were jealous now they know the truth #Trump
>>537509186Tax cattle paid billions for it.If that is the best the USA could propagate then it's really pathetic beyond belief.
>>537510345yea maybe if you grew up on generational welfare and are brownliterally any actual human would just use blue cheese instead
>>537510205I’m sorry you are too tasteless to understand the complexities of this new world confection and settle for a watered down imitation
>>537510269>ingredients>vegetable oil, water, buttermilk, sugarlol, the 4th ingredientsugar ranch on your sugar fries, with some sugar burgers and sugar ketchup, maybe some sugar water with some sugar flavor for your diebetus meal, seasoned with sugar.lol, nigger
>the tourists love it so much they are leaving already before the first phase is even finished!not sure about the message there
>>537510476Blue cheese on pizza is way too heavy.
>>537510492>Goyslop is actually.. LE GOOD
>>537510348>Failures doyeah, how many americans is that?70%? 80%?call them failures all you want, but most of america is lower, poverty class.there are almost no americans living in the middle class.you retarded nigger>we're better off because we live in poverty and dont get gibs>they're worse because they live in poverty and get gibsyeah, none of you are better, you're all slaves to the jew.the master race is the master race, and since you all serve the jews, hmm....you are the slave race.
>>537509192>Why are you fags trying so hard to seem exceptional, this is Indian tier behaviour.yuropoors are the ones trying to smuggle terrorist implements (ranch dressing bottles) onto aircraft thoughbeitfully. i can imagine, being from the UK, that you have never had actual food in your life so its understandable why a limey in the US might be taken aback even by something simple like ranch
>>537509186It's just funny how you live under that boot. This is a $200,000 car in America, you piss drinking cretin.
>>537510615Dude, you like lactic acid. It’s in your food you like and helps make it good. There is a 0% chance that is not the case
>>537510500>Total sugars>1g>1g added>2% daily valueI see our first downie has raised his hand. Tell me downie, why does the sugar scare you? Inhaled too many candies and had a big bad tummy ache?
>>537510701You're right I can barely eat filth that doesn't even contain E468, E927 and E5892
>>537510269>>>Goybean and/or canolaYou can't even be sure what kind of seed oil you get in the fucking bottle, grim.
>>537510629Oh, I didn't even realize you're the same downie who can't read a nutrition label. Yeah, I understand why you think everyone is as retarded as you. Downies tend to project.
>>537510786or milk. Milk, bro.Lactic, lactate, lactose. Get it?
>>537509091This has got to be the gayest shit I've ever seen.>OMG THE EUROPEANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR RANCH DRESSINGNigger ranch dressing is sold globally.Fuck off with this pathetic fucking psyop.
>>537510786You know what I confess. It’s all slop. There is in fact milk in our milk chocolate.
>>537510815>Alex Jones level nutritional paranoiaYeah, seed oils sure are super scary. Cheap, good tasting food really does break the eurocuck mind.
>>537510358There’s one isle for latam shit, they usually go to small specialized stores for buying niche stuff. And salsa ranchera (ranch) has been common since the early 2000s. People don’t consume it the same way americans do though
>>537509091PSA:THIS IS AN INDUSTRY PROMOTIONAL STRATEGY THAT WAS PLANNED IN LATE 2019-2020, a 18 months after the World Cup was awarded to North America.it is not real.it is marketing.
>>537509091>>537510937>>537510896>>537510895>>537510869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeWmNzx4f9c/thread
>>537510895Our food is full of seed oil too you know, unfortunately.
>>537510837https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_croscarmelloseE468 is the E number of crosslinked sodium carboxymethyl cellulose, used in food as an emulsifier. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AzodicarbonamideAs a food additive, azodicarbonamide is used as a flour bleaching agent and a dough conditioner in some countries such as the US and Canada (up to 45 ppm), but not in the European Union.[8] It reacts with moist flour as an oxidizing agent. The main reaction product is biurea, which is stable during baking.[9] Secondary reaction products include semicarbazide (aminourea) and ethyl carbamate (urethane).[8] It is known by the E number E927.> E5892I can't even find this one.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_number#E1000%E2%80%93E1599_(additional_additives)
>>537510613it IS the standard, youre just brownyou wouldnt eat your buffalo wings with fucking ranch, so you dont eat your pizza that way either. period. end of fucking story.
>>537509091This is the weirdest attempt at a psyop I have ever seen.
>>537510953Anon seed oil has been used in Europe for over two millennia
This is the most desperate astroturfing I have seen in weeks. Even the TSA is now joining. Americans are so desperate for validation. Their campaigns on twitter about Europeans marveling at America are just ridiculous.
>>537509091This is freedom in liquid form. It's the next best thing you can get to the 2nd amendment. RIP to those Ranch bottles. I'm sorry
The liquids thing is so fucking stupid to begin with. It doesn't take anywhere near that to blow a hole in a plane.
>>537510953The paranoia around seed oils is extremely overblown. There's not really any research that prove it causes chronic or acute harmful effects, none that I've seen at least. I'm open to being proven wrong. But any time I see a media personality, or read an article talking about how seed oils are dangerous, the speaker/author has some bullshit vitamin supplement they're trying to sell you.
Americans have to be the dumbest goy cattle alive. It's insane how they fall for every weird psyop cooked up by some idiot retard like Peter Thiel. Psyops created by people so stupid they don't even know basic shit like the fact that you can buy American made products in every european store. JD Vance or whatever retard who had this idea doesn't even know that he is retarded and the muritroons still fall for it.
>>537509239why do you care halal eater
>>537511139Not in the amount that we do now, not even close, people used butter, lard, duck fat, beef fat, whatever fucking animal you want fat or olive oil, they sure as hell weren't ingesting canola oil that is bleached because the smell alone would make you vomit if it wasn't and has experienced a dozen different chemical reaction.
>>537509091The Ken’s Steak House Ranch is the best ranch dressing. If you’ve never put it on tacos then you’re probably a Mexican.
I hate America more than a European can possibly imagine. Because I live in it. The hell of it all.
>>537509091It takes like 3 minutes to whip together a good ranch dressing, and it gets better after some time in the fridge for the flavors to grow and set. Nigger tongue my anus.
>>537510895>seed oils are finePhytoestrogens. I would prefer to avoid them but it’s impossible. I use only butter at home, pan frying in it and subbing it for oil in recipes. I don’t understand why like a box pancake recipe says to mix in oil when butter makes such a difference in quality. Don’t they want their pancakes to be the best they can?>>537511061Ok but the lactic acid in chocolate is totally fine
>>537511369you can leave brownoid. go back to your shithole
>>537511316No you retard. You fell for some retarded mutt conspiracy.
>>537511260There was plenty of videos on Youtube of ex-doctors, things like that, who were doing lectures about them, those guys weren't big influencers and weren't selling anything, there probably still there, you can also just read how (or even better watch) how they're produced, it's disgusting and obvious that there's no way those things aren't toxic, at least in big quantity.
wumao pushing back hard and seething about this just goes to show how fragile their curated anti-american narrative is. all it takes is some people hopping on a plane and visiting Walmart to realize they've been fed lies by, gasp, the most dishonest race in all of human history? if China is so great why is it so hard to travel to?
>>537509091X screenshots are not reality.I'd rather be European than be the nation that lost to fucking Iran.
>>537509091They will be severely disappointed when they realize the restaurant prepared stuff is different from the store bought stuff. Store bought stuff shouldn't even be called ranch or vise versa, they taste completely different.
>>537511515>ex-doctors,there is a reason they are ex-doctorsthey were either never one to begin with, or got fired for being a malpracticing quack, or at best got a quackery degree from the university of american samoa
>>537511515Fair enough. I've not done a deep dive into the topic, only skimmed some studies. I just haven't seen enough evidence that the process is that dangerous. I'm not expecting you to recall any of those videos of the lectures you're referring to, but are there any you can recommend?
>>537511592Are we supposed to believe people are already leaving when the world cup just began, and who would just take any kind of dressing back on the plane with them en masse ?It's just a very weird PR campaign, it's frankly stupid
>>537509091This twitter story sounds like bullshit. I haven't see any euros posting about it in a organic manner.
>>537510083Ranch is a strange case where all of the large brands are actually the best ones. Hidden Valley Ranch is THE ranch dressing, it was originally sold in packets of dry seasoning that you would add to a mixture of mayo and absurd amounts of buttermilk, and this is the best way to do it, but their bottled dressing is second place along with a couple other brands like Kens and Wishbone. All of the small brands and especially the refrigerated ranch dressings tend to be 'healthier' and also cheaper options that remove the buttermilk and you immediately notice the taste lacking the sour and rich notes that it brings.
>>537511626Europeans lost to mere refugees, it didn't even take soldiers.
>>537511729They were retired mostly, I think some were old but still practicing>>'537511260Nah sorry, I saw those videos a long long time ago, they were probably from the 2009 to 2014 era something like that, i doubt they were censored but may be hard to find.
>>537511715To all the euros saying it's a psyop and you have ranch at your stores. The store bought shit and the restaurant shit is genuinely completely different. I would rather eat a salad plain than put store bought ranch on it. The restaurant ranch is normally made on location and taste way better and different. So if you guys don't have ranch made from scratch offered regularly at your restaurants. There's a good chance they tried the "homemade" stuff at a restaurant, found it delicious and now think "American" ranch is different.
>>537509163Is your husband a pajeet?
>>537509091Americans are pathetic, we hate you.Nobody believes this psyop
>>537509091The Philistines never tried blue cheese dressing.
>>537510895bruh everyone can see that you are a glownigger/kike
>>537511821Go to any social media site, search up a city that a game was hosted at recently, and you are going to find a deluge of videos of foreigners realizing that it was in fact they who were victim of a psyop. Our country is great anon, have some fucking pride.
>>537509186I dont know what kind of nepo baby came up with it. It looks like something terminally online redditor would come up with. Mutts pay me to to propaganda. I will feature actuall good things about america like cheap housing ,steaks smoking meats and cheap big cars.
>>537510745>addedmeanwhile, in notPOZed world >>537510086>no sugar addedlet me put some sugar on your sugar, so you can dibetus while you dieofbetyus.make sure to add some sugar seasoning to your sugarfree diabetes medication (it also has sugar)
>>537509703Is 'tomato concentrate' any different than 'tomatoes' ? You think literal tomatoes are stuffed into a bottle ?
>>537512056>bruhAnd you call me a nigger? There's another frog in this thread and he's representing his country better than you. Quiet down.
>>537509163Hey is this your husband
>>537509596No. The jews decided it was too dangerous
>>537509091legalize ranch
>>537509192Did you know america has four seasons?
>>537512245You're defending shitty food giving cancer and obesity. You would be executed under my authority.
>>537509091>Is ranch an instrumentWhy? Which complete moron came up with this campaign?They can buy ranch in europe, along with just about any other dressing sold comercially anywhere.Don't even need to go to a special shop, even a small rural local grocery will have a couple of common versions on the shelves.
>>537510253Aldi and Trader Joes in US import chocolate straight from the EU. It's good, but it's nothing that special. It's just fucking candy.
>>537512212Okay downie. I don't know why you changed your ID, but here's your (you)
>>537509852heh
>>537511626Maybe you should have helped them? worthless sack of shit
>>537512180>I will feature actual good things about america like cheap housing ,steaks smoking meats and cheap big cars.>cheap housing: mortgage (must work or you end up on the street)>steaks/smoking meats: only if you work (or get gibs)>cheap cars: car payments (must work, or it will get repo'd)everything in america is pay to play, and if you cant work, you wont get to play.america is arcadia, a fantasy land where only those capable of laboring 6 days out of the week can fantasize about playing for that 1 day they get off (they wont be able to, they'll be resting that day or doing some unpaid labor in their own homes)this is how you build up a slave civilization (masonic standard):>make the entry easy, especially for first generation migrants.>then incrementally raise the entry fee for those that are born in the county, while leaving it easy for foreigners to enter.you will either be a nepo baby, living off your parent's success, or you will be a slave, building up the nepo babies wealth, or you will leave the playground and someone else (the retard that believes the ranch propaganda and "oh, europeans loved america so much" propaganda) will come in and replace you.the only way to truly win the game is to not leave, take up space, neet off the government and hope the nation dies of cardiac arrest from all the clogged up arteries.mind you, they will saturate your food with sugars so that they can milk you of all the labor they can, then toss you out when they can't any longer (when you're fully burnt out and homeless).this is how masonic nations worknotice, they cant implement this same method in brown countries, because those people are willfully lazy and will only work the bare minimum, if forced.they will only implement this slave system on the more obedient and complacent slave races (i.e. whites/europeans)
>>537512134And this pride is tied up with a white sauce condiment?
>>537510615Heh, seriously - look it up.American chocolate candy bars tastes like it does, because back in the early days, some merchant over there had to find a way to unload spoiled milk, and get the goyim to pay for it.So he convinced Henry Hersey that his costumers wouldn't be able to tell the difference given how strong a flavor chocolate is. The rest is candy history.
>>537512479thank you kind tranny, i'll be able to feed my jeet family good today, saar (ywnbaw)
>>537512639sir??
>>537509091>cera ve Who’s gooning?
>>537512446Authority requires knowledge, experience, and self determination. You have none. Which is why you fall for Rogan tier marketing. Keep dreaming of oppressing your betters, it sounds like that's the only hope your pathetic life has.
>>537509091I wish I could buy American Ranch™
>>537509196what does it taste like?1000 islands dressign that germans used to make?this shit was fucking good
>>537509819sugar? you mean high fructose corn slop
>>537509091Fucking hate ranch, absolutely foul stuff. It just makes whatever you put it on taste a bit like its gone off.
>>537510100>It is just lactic acid, naturally part of the process and found in all foods that contain dairy.That is not true, it's from butyric acid. There was once a jew who invented a way to use rotten milk to make chocolate. Since americans grew accustomed to the foul tasting chocolate Hershey's still adds butyric acid(the same acid in vomit) to the chocolate today. Look it up.
>>537512771>in amelica, dey hab food all ovel, da lanch is gleat>eulupeans all want to take da lanch home to der cauntlies>korean_woman_with_big_boobs_joe-rogan-podcast.gif
>>537509186Northern Europeans eat the same slop we do just with better ingredients. They love mayonnaise on spaghetti so it’s hardly a stretch they like this stuff.And contrast with the Norwegians, they brought with them 6 million tons of factory farmed salmon and “brown cheese” and some other nordslop, they would happily guzzle a bottle of ranch dressing with basedbean oils and high fructose corn syrup because it taste good and is already similar to what they eat just with more additives
>>537510269>130kcal for 30ml serving sizelol I bet no one ever in the history of the US of A used only 30ml of ranch dressing. people just slop over half the bottle. and then they wonder why they're fat even though "I DONT EAT ALMOST NOTHING ONLY SALADS MUST BE THE GENETICS"
>>537510075that's not real european nutella. euro nutella is literally 50% palm oil
>>537512448See >>537512946
>>537512479He hasn't, we're just two different frogs xDYou may have heard about Ancel Keys and his study to demonize saturated fat, problem is he removed countries with high consomption of saturated fat but low amount of heart disease, like France, it's called the French paradox, people in the Southwest of France love their duck fat and live the longest in France, even more than the Southeast were people use (used anyway, not a lot of french left there, Nafris are notorious for using crapton of cheap seed oils, and they get fat quite early in life, especially the women) lot of olive oil, although they lived quite long too.Ironically, Israelis are one of the biggest consumers of seed oil, even more than Americans i think, and the country is plagued by heart disease.
>>537509091Ranch isn’t even that good. Wtf.
>>537512217Concentrated like in a Concentration Camp, why wouldn't that bother you???
>>537512878are you buying poor american slop?sorry, we only purchase the most high quality american slop in my house.sugar watersugar liquidsugar crackers (uses bleached sawdust)sugar bread (uses sawdust and anticaking agent *more sawdust, but with talcum powder*)sugar evertingwhen we want to indulge and pretend we're poor we buy that high fructose corn slopunironically, our foodsupply is like pic related, jeet tier slop masquerading as food.
>>537509163Tits. Now.
>>537512975I can't disagree with that. I love my country, but there are an unfortunate amount of people here who mistake freedom with excess opulence.
>>537511483canola has been invented to grease machinery in world war 2. also murricans renamed it to canola from rape seed oil because rape lol>Canola oil was originally developed as an industrial lubricant, particularly to grease the engines of naval warships and steamships during World War II. >Because the original plant (rapeseed) contained high levels of erucic acid, it was inedible and tasted awful. It was also used in early history as a fuel for oil lamps
>>537512946>they would happily guzzle a bottle of ranch dressing with basedbean oils and high fructose corn syrupisnt the whole reason they brought their own food because the would NOT happily guzzle a bottle of american ranch?
>>537513119americans lost the plot, if they knew what real liberty was, they'd be skinnier and the government terrified.
>>537513119America doesn't even have freedom. Trump's America is less free than any other Western country.
>>537513187That’s what they claim I’m just calling it cap because they already eat this stuff just with healthier ingredients. The additives make it more addicting not less. The flavor might be slightly different in a way compared to their own country which they enjoy the taste of and choose to indulge in.
>>537509091Do they not have ranch in europe? wtf!
>>537512975krautcuck is mad
>>537512771It requiere a lot of moral qualities. Your world isn't a model, it is destroying the olanet and our lives, our races. You regime is very young and already collapsing.
>>537513194it's the fucking jews. they just bought your country and enslaved you. it's time to wake up
>>537513195>trumps america>patriot act>AWB>Executive Order 6102>Emancipation Proclamation (stealing private property without proper compensation)lol, corruption long deep and far back
>>537513121Sunflower oil was by far the most used oil in prepackaged food here in France, now they seem to phase it out in favor of canola/rapeseed more and more.
>>537512639Unironically, yes. I'm not arguing that ranch is the holy grail of American culture lol. But it's undeniable that a countries culinary habits are a foundation of its culture. And I am proud of the fact that we aren't slaves to beaurocracy. We generally don't worship the state, we know that they don't want what's best for us. So we have the freedom to make as many healthy or unhealthy flavors of ranch we so choose. As with every other dish we're capable of. It may sound silly, but the freedom to have whatever your tastebuds demand is fundamental to the human experience. Food, air, water is all we need. Why not enjoy them as best we can?
>>537513285i would bet my life savings that norwegians dont usually if ever, put ranch on salmon. You are projecting hard, most people in Europe dont want to just guzzle HFC and Sø¥. im and american and i hate that shit too.
>>537513285desu we get a lot of anti-american (food) propaganda here in our media. so it's possible that the soccer npcs really believe they would keel over from eating american food for one weekall while happily eating our slop which isn't much better. we just have different food coloring but that's mostly it. our slop is full with seed oils and sugar and "taste enhancers".when I see what normoids buy for groceries they got no right to complain about american food
>>537509703Euros look at this and think the US has tons of additives but really their label just omits details. Better to be ignorant I suppose?
>>537513407we don;t have HFC as it's not legal here AFAIK but söy? it's almost everywhere, tooslop is slop. it's a world wide jewish conspiracy to eradicate white people. getting into fights which slop is more healthy is like the nigger slaves in the south fighting over whose master is richer/has a bigger plantation
>>537513326>it's the fucking jews.>german flag>[https://youtu.be/cJz6Oqm4UoY intensifies]oh no....is happenign
>>537509091>EUROPEANS IN AMERICA ARE BEING RADICALIZED BY RANCH DRESSINGNigger we already have ranch dressing.TSA are retards and should allow it on the flight.Number of terrorist plot stopped by the TSA 0 Number of Americans harrashed and having their freedoms strippes by the TSA on a Daily basis 1 000 000+
>>537513459Other way around.But you go on believing what you believe and let your goy-slop-merchants continue to poison you.Pic related, american spice>second ingredient on the list>sugar>0 caloriesAnd you fucks believe that?!?
>>537513660>Number of Americans harrashed and having their freedoms stripped by the TSA on a Daily basis 1 000 000+stfu sven, stop talking about our AMERICAN!! [*loud eagle squak* *america the beautiful playing in the background*] libertiesyou dont know what our AMERICAN!! [*loud eagle squak* *america the beautiful playing in the background*] liberties even are!!!
>>537513733the serving size is only 1.2g (serving size are always stupid on purpose), let's say it's 10% sugar in that seasoned salt that is less than a calorie per serving size, I guess they just round it down to 0 and it's legal.
>>537512946>mayonnaise on spaghettinever heard of this bullshit. who the fuck does that
>>537513660Jews need to make their money. https://www.deseret.com/2010/1/2/20362165/homeland-security-secretary-michael-chertoff-benefiting-from-scanner-sales/
>>537509091Whoever conceptualized this embarrassing propaganda campaign deserves gassing.
>>537513733next, mayonaise>sugarnext, ketchup>sugarnext, boullion>sugarnext, tomato paste>sugarnext, chicken stock>sugarand that's the good stuff, the cheap stuff will use high fructose corn syrupnext up, anti caking agentsafter that, cellulose (sawdust)but at least AMERICANS [*loud eagle squak* *america the beautiful playing in the backgroun*] dont kneel to no kings!!!!!FREEEDDDDOOOMMMM!!!!!! (with a purchased license and registration, after swearing an oath of confirmation)FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
>>537514019>jeets and masons itt right now.>pic relatedthe remoralization campaigns will continue until you are willing to go die for israel.
>>537509091Wait. do American airports not have liquid scanners? Do still need to empty your water bottles ? Usually you place them outside of the bag like power Bank or laptops and other liquids
>>537513021I've not heard of this French Paradox, but you obviously understand this subject greater than me, so I will take your word for it. And I won't argue the fact that using naturally occurring fatty acids is more than likely healthier than extracting those acids from seed oil. I just don't see a pragmatic solution to substitute seed oils for more natural acids, without rapidly increasing food prices, and possibly pricing a significant amount of the global population out of buying the necessities.
>>537510100Wrong. It's butyric acid. Started by Hershey's to save a dime on production of chocolate by making it from rotten milk, the process involving butyric acid to achieve homeostasis. It's the same role butyrates play in the mammalian digestive system; and they're the main compound in stomach acid which give it the distinct bile taste.Because Americans are disgusting and got accustomed to said taste in their foul chocolate - nowadays Hershey's and other manufacturers intentionally add butyric acid into their mix to make sure chocolate destined for US consumption keeps having the same 'tasteful kick.'They're literally feeding you puke, and you're loving it.(You have no right to complain about Indians eating shit.)
>>537509827BBC
>>537509091This is a retarded fad. We have ranch dressings here too, we always have. It's just people obsessing over likes on social media, following trends and whatnot.
>>537509091Thank you TSA saving innocent lives from terrorist mayonnaise
>>537514762>(You have no right to complain about Indians eating shit.)Alright let's not go too far here.
>>537514132>at least AMERICANS [*loud eagle squak* *america the beautiful playing in the backgroun*]Didn't you forget to mention ranch dressing?
>>537512946>They love mayonnaise on spaghettiWhat?
>>537514856Is it any good? A lot of Euro versions of American foods suck ass compared to the real thing.And yes, I realize the inverse is true and that our versions of Euro foods frequently suck ass compared to the real thing.
>>53751026930ml serving size and 1 gram of sugar per serving.The serving size's weight is, using the 0,998 g/ml specific mass of water, an approximate 29.94 grams.Making Ranch 3.34% sugar.And that is actually quite a lot for a simple dressing, when something as sweet as cake usually only has between 5-15% sugar in its dough recipes.
We thought they hated us for our freedoms. Turns out they envied us for our Ranch Dressing.
>>537515057He's either making things up for fun, or possibly talking about cold pasta salad, with is indeed often made with a ranch like dressing, based on mayonnaise.
>>537509091>Hidden Valley>Marie's>BriannasSeem to be favourited. So, which one is it realy?
>>537512946>>537514001>mayonnaise on spaghetti>never heard of this bullshit. who the fuck does thatThere are some Murrican pasta salad recipes that use mayonnaise. They're served cold with diced vegetables in them generally with some extra seasoning and probably a little vinegar. Not bad really.Never heard of anyone eating spaghetti with mayo, would be a poor choice for a pasta salad and would be mental if you were having it hot.
>>537515234Did you notice that>total carbohydratedwas lower than>total sugars On the image he posted?I know why, 3 digit americans know why, however much they love their country they know.Their 2 digit patriots however will get very angry about the explanation and call it a lie.
>>537515578Hidden Valley is the original company that popularized it. If you wanted to try it that would be the one to get.
>>537515428JD Vance hates Europe for our freedoms. America is less free than any country in Europe.
My European family loves ranch. Me, also European, I can't stand it, I prefer blue cheese, homemade honey garlic, or tzatziki sauce, naturally, homemade.
>>537510348Bank of America has a 2025 report which shows an estimated 25% of US families living paycheck-to-paycheck.Later studies by other sources show up to a 68% percentage that self-reports being barely able to make ends meet.
>>537515588Macaroni salad is one of the greatest snacks/sides to exist. These niggas don't know mayo is one of the most efficient food preservatives on the planet.
>>537509091>Ranch Sauce will blow up the plane goyim!I hate airport security sometimes. Let's just nuke the middle east and move on.
AMERICANS EAT VOMIT!
>>537515666I dare you to post something mean about immigrants on social media Satan. I double dog dare you.
>>537510869It is sold globally, but the globally sold version has different ingredients.Less fats, no added sugar.US Ranch is like a visceral assault on the senses for anyone not used to it; super-addictive because of the fat and sugar.
>>537511950You know it's funny to think about. The first time I had salad dressings it was from store bought and of the store bought, I preferred blue cheese so I always ordered it at restaurants. I've never actually had ranch dressing made at the restaurant to my knowledge. Will give it a shot next time.
>>537509091store-bought ranch is nasty, it's not as good as the ranch they serve at restaurants idk why
>>537515588I got fat as fuck once I finally figured out how to make this shit similar to the way Hawaiian restaurants do it rather than the radioactive waste storebought mac salad tastes like everywhere. Like what the fuck is that metal taste? Good thing I don't eat shit like this at all anymore. Trump is making my almost totally carnivorous diet more expensive.
>>537509192I'll agree with Nigel on this one.Being proud of ranch sauce of all things, pathetic.
>>537509163based husband
>>537516018>I finally figured out how to make this shit similar to the way Hawaiian restaurants do itWell go on. What's the secret?
>>537515716Bank of America is among the most insidious money lenders in the country, next to Wells Fargo. Evil scum. I'm highly skeptical of any figure they put out. Secondly, many Americans spend far outside of their means. Avocado toast and stabucks are a meme, but like all memes there is a significant layer of truth. I made a comment earlier in this thread, and I think it rings true in this response >>537513119
>>537509091i bet it's 20% HFCSthat's why
>>537516083I suppose its rather iconic as far as goy slop goes.We have a lot of foods I'd prefer euros judge us by.
>>537509091If you can buy this disgusting shit in polish stores it must be everywhere... people probably tried to bring it as joke gift.
>>537515597It wasn't though. Total carbohydrate is 1g, total sugar (all of it added sugar) is 1g.The percentage of recommended daily intake is lower on total carbo than on total sugar, but that's something else.The only thing I did notice wrt the labeling is how US labeling is much more obtuse than EU labeling and actually requires you to math together things to figure out how much slop you're getting into your system when consuming a particular product. 100% intentional, no doubt. And prevented in the EU due to stricter legal requirements on labeling.
>>537516018>Like what the fuck is that metal taste?Stop going to your local supermarket and start going to your local delicatessen. Hawaiian macaroni salad is great, they stack the cream very heavily, and generally know how to use their cheese. But Italian-American macaroni salad is perfection.
>>537516269>there are an unfortunate amount of people here who mistake freedom with excess opulenceThat's actually a damn-well excellent way of summarizing things. Cheers for that.I agree. It's the basic principle of being given just enough rope to hang yourself, if you're not careful.
fatties, i thought we were arguing with europeans about ranch, why is everyone acting so civil now?
>>537509091Gotta love the amerimutt cope that europeans came from impoverished shitholes, starving and amazed by the goyslop sugar sauces the average burger inhales.Newsflash, we have all this shit but only the poors eat it since our actual homemade sauces are 100000 times healthier and better.
>>537509329what a childlike cope lmao
>>537509091Whew. God only knows what they could have done with that ranch.
>>537509091STOP TRYING TO MEME YOUR SURPLUS RANCH OFF THE SHELVES IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
>>537518806you're not wronghowever we have the most unique sauces out of anyonethey're just all poison laced goyslop full of experimental ingredients that prevent mortality affecting the sauce
>>537509703Left process slop, right process slop.Omg we take tomatoes and consecrated it at the factory vs buying it preconcentrated. We add sugar (sucrose which is already 50% fructose aka high in fructose) vs high fructose corn syrup (prob 60% fructose) and blending it with corn syrup aka glucose.
>>537509091None of those are good ranch options lol
>>537509091>muh ranchmayo garlic and vinigger>CeraVekek
>>537516161I'd say two secrets. Using Hellman's Mayonnaise is maybe the most important. (I normally would use Duke's on everything else). The other is having a relatively simple recipe. I keep it to the only ingredients as, >Macaroni (boiled obviously)>Hellman's Mayo>Apple Cider Vinegar>Shredded Carrots>Salt>PepperI rinse the mac in cold water and thoroughly drain it before adding the other ingredients. Nothing too complicated.
I've never even tried ranch because I've always been disgusted by others slathering their food in it.
>>537509091>>537509379Heard about the ranch travel ban yesterday from the gf.Why do the year's biggest news stories take a full 24 hours to hit /pol/ now?The War on Salad Dressing is already over since someone suggested shipping it via air freight.So much for catching any HAPPENINGs here.
>>537519284it's really only decent for dipping fried foods,it's kinda meh on a salad or equivalent thing,italian dressing is still king in my mind for salad shit.
This is just viral marketing by Big Ranch.
>>537516494I just checked out of curiosity, and all our supermarkets have ranch dressing.I have never bought it, and I'm not about to start.
>>537519390You’re paid to shitpost on other sites. Why stay on /pol/ where it’s nothing but China/Iran propaganda and ragebait?
>>537514266>nukes your liquids
>>537509163YWNBAW
>>537516660You're right. I keep forgetting and remembering this truth it seems whenever I move to a new city. This modern life is so gay. I'm still determined to ride it out.
>>537519613If I'm paid to be here, how can you be so sure I'm not a sign-tapping Wumao trying to undermine Weimerican financial hegemony on behalf of BRICS countries?
>>537509091Does anyone believe in this? lmao
>>537510227Yes your staples are consistently cheaper then any other grocery store in the area. Its been a blessing and they are starting to put pressure on Walmart and publix to lower prices
>>537509163>As a Femanon who cooks homemade meals every night,Bless you femanon. You are God's gift to your family. May you have lots of healthy children.
>>537509186>This has to be the shitties propaganda op ever to salvage americas reputationWhy are you so angry anon? Do you need a hug, snack or a nap?
SAUCE IS BOSS
americans think they are geniuses for putting sugar and butter in things and saying it tastes good
>>537509596>You can't carry on beverages or toothpaste on a plane anymore?Not for years. You are limited to less than three ounce bottles. Liquids were limited after some rag head blew up a plane with acetone peroxide explosives. It's an extremely sensitive explosive made simply by mixing acetone and high strength hydrogen peroxide. A slight impact can cause a detonation. https://www.dni.gov/files/NCTC/documents/jcat/firstresponderstoolbox/78--NCTC-DHS-FBI---Triacetone-Triperoxide-(TATP)-.pdf
>>537509703This is why Americans are fat.
>>537509163Tits or gtfo
>>537509091This is embarassing lol, you can see they took all the ranch from the bin and put it on the top, otherwise they would be mixed with the rest of the stuff, insted the whole upper layer is branch and the whole lower layer is water bottles and other random products
>>537509192why are you so upset and unable to just ignore these threads?
>>537509379I hate this trash site but I have to come back for posts like this.
>>537509163tits or gtfo
>>537511967This is chuld abuse. Kids with such mentally ill parents need to be taken into state care.
>>537509163You will never be a woman, tranny.
>>537520908I think its hilarious how these threads have eurofags so triggered they blow it up to bump limit and have a team on standby waiting to screech "psyop" the moment these threads pop up.its absolutely hilarious how they are collectively getting their panties all twisted into a bunch over America hosting the world cupwho could of ever guessed that europoors would become so mindbroken over a screencap of a tourist liking our house made ranch dressing, but here they are bumping thread in a mindless rage kekI do not think they realize their butthurt over these threads is something they will never live down and is so memeably hilarious
>>537509091fucking larp. we have american style diners here so i dont get the psyops other than they paid for it, for people to go on about how great usa is, kek.,./paid for..
>>537515653May be so. But is it the best?
>>537521714>t. buckbroken by a dipping sauce
Ranch dressing is to condiments what Mountain Dew is to beverages. It's a white trash staple.
>>537510615with all the rotten fish your women eat is it hard to tell which end is which?
>>537509163>he would probably choke meWe know you like that.
>>537521697Even though I truly believe it is a mix of psyop on behalf of Israel, and a few little genyuuuwinee little gems in the mix, I also differentiate the Europeans that are triggered because of the psyop aspect vs the ones triggered purely out of maintaining the image that they are better than us. Which to be fair they are in numerous ways. But vice versa is true in at least a few substantial ways, I can say.
>>537509186>its a a a a got to be p p p p pppropaganda! Yeah! That's right! We redditors of Le Europe are actually having a terrible time in the US!>better restaurants >better food>better entertainment >better stores >better selection at those stores>better prices>Air Conditioning >drinks served with ice>unlimited refills >less Muslims>better stadiums>free wifi everywhere >free breakfast at hotels they are staying at>better weatherThis is how you all sound when europoors post about how much they are loving the US lmao. Keep coping. You're day to day life is the equivalent of the way our niggers live.
>>537515091If somehow America actually ran the world for true (rather than slavishly serving the Israeli rat kikes that mistreat us blatantly) it would at least be far cooler and better than the current situation. I will at least say that much.
>>537509163Poor girlHave you never been cooked before? You should get some ranch in his food <3Also ranch is something I have stocked in my fridge, but haven't consumed in like 6 months, it's great for fried chicken/fries, great for salads, that's about it... I doubt these euros are getting it for salads or fries tho.
>>537521760It is the most typical so if you want to know what people are talking about, try that.The best is an old-fashioned, homemade buttermilk dressing with fresh herbs - fresh chives, fresh garlic, etc. People who crave the powdered garlic and msg fantasia will think it’s missing something though.
>>537509239Hersheys chocolate tastes like puke but it's cheap shitty chocolate. Retards like you come over here and buy shit brands marketed for the people at lardmart and wonder why they suck.
>>537509091When I went to Ireland they confiscated my brown sauce. I get it
>>537511335Nah. The best branch dressing is homemade. It’s literally like 4 ingredients and takes 5 minutes.
>>537510269Nothing in the bins was hidden valley ranch. That ranch sucks balls
>>537510100Trvth nvke euroids are toothless cattle
>>537510074Hey Mohammad, you're too busy fucking sheep to see you're:1) being made fun of2) getting along with a JewNobody in their right mind would ever call that heart attack garbage you eat healthy. The average German is a clone of Augustus Glüp.
>>537509703Kraft is better anyway.
>>537512909100% this. I wanted to post about it but anon msde the point for me. butyric acid is found in sewage and actual nigger sweat.
>>537509186yeah the youtubers are going crazy, cherry picking any compliment europeans give to america and ignore the 100 complaints next to it
>>537509703>contains CELERYwhy is this not only a warning but one in capital letters, I've never heard of celery causing problems for anyone
>>537510644>Buying the propaganda
>>537512909USA is the plentiful variety nation. We have more chocolate type than any other nation. Naturally the lowest quality is the cheapest, which becomes more popular the more inflation destroys our purchasing power... >Should we throw this milk out or turn it into non perishable product? Yup Americans be crazy apparently, right?
>>537523498>Oxygen is found it nigger blood! DISGUSTING! I don't want NIGGER STUFF inside MY body!! >.<
>>537523866you eat puke anon
>>537509239Guess we shouldn't have allowed Jews into our society so your Jewish creations would be associated with some other greedy place that tolerates Jews and Jewish intent(watering down the good with spoiled milk or worse)
>>537509239>Their choc is puke tasting shit.It really does taste of vomit. I don't know why but it does.
>>537509163Fuck off, pilotleaf. At least find a new shtick, it's getting old.
>>537509596they need to sell extremely overpriced airport crap
>>537523915butyric acid is not puke any more than the allyl isothiocyanate makes mustard a pesticide
>>537509819That's not true, least not anymore, Walmart must've been watching me read labels and put many products back because they are now the only place I can find consistent sugar free Kentucky style BBQ sauce. I know, fuckin Walmart, a place I associate with useless foods I don't want. All I know is that the tides are turning and corn syrup/carageenan is finally being tapered down/removed from products.
>>537509163>As a FemanonPost axe wound saar
>>537515747>also found in parmesan cheeseWhy do euros eat so much vomit and love it so much and name their counties after it
>>537509827Tangy creamy, dill sour n not quite galricky umamis. Think ranch dorito chips, but creamy.
>>537524080and you eat shit you fragile dilletant
>>537509827Like tzatziki
>>537524195not even close
>>537510701Me and the boys use a lot of acid
>>537509091tf is this retarded propagandayou can buy ranch sauce in Europeyou can even get this Hidden Valley brand from OP's pic
Holy fuck Euros are insecure. Absolutely embarrassing display ITT
>>537512638Property taxes are a problem in US still housing is cheaper than in my country and salaries are better. Europe in general is in defacto neo feudalism. Nothing you do beats someome with 2 apartments. US still has places like austin where you can work as petroleum engineer earn 100k and buy a house for 200k .In croatia you will work for 20k and 50 year old tiny apartment will be 300k
>>537519173mayonnaise is milled with a mustard brine base ranch is not they are different completely
>>537512909That is complete nonsense. Milk naturally contains butyric acid. The hershey process just makes more of it through lipolysis. There is no rotten milk involved, and hershey does not add butyric acid. You choose to say "the same acid in vomit" instead of "the same acid in milk" because you are a reddit midwit that regurgitates every low IQ internet legend he hears with zero critical thinking.
>>537510009>Euros lying to other euros to make themselves feel better about their seething feelings towards Americanstale as old as time.so do you have free speech where you live? Or do you come here to shitpost/enjoy that clearly American value? Euros are poor time wasters.
>>537524536>You choose to say "the same acid in vomit" instead of "the same acid in milk"THE ATOMS ON YOUR TONGUE WERE ONCE THE ATOMS IN SOMEONE'S ASS OLOLOLOLOL
>>537513002:( Say it ain't so
>>537524659as deuterostomes, the first thing we become in this world is an asshole
>>537522118>better restaurants >better foodHigher rates of obesity. 3 in 4 americans are either overweight or obese. 2 in 5 are obese.>better entertainment >better stores >better selection at those storesBetter consumerism. Great.>better pricesFood is cheaper tho.>Air Conditioning Europe also has AC in all malls and shops and offices.>drinks served with iceSadly this trend is creeping in here too. Ice is a cheap way to dilute your drink with water.>less MuslimsMore spics and niggers instead? Most Eastern European countries DON'T HAVE the ethnic categories for non-Europeans. Compare that with the USA where whites are basically a minority if you exclude spics from the statistics.>better stadiums???>free wifi everywhereWhat? Norway has 99% fiber optic coverage. the US is stuck in broadband.>free breakfast at hotels they are staying atI've never had this when visiting the USA.>better weatherAs if. Your northeast is a freezing tundra. The southwest is a desert. The southeast is unbearably humid tropical. The only European climate is the nortwest and the Appalachia region.
>>537524865>deuterostomesson, yuo are deuterostome naoyuo will become ass before you become anything elsethat is the way
>>537509163holy newfaggots galore.search archives for femanon you uneducated swine.
>>537524890MAGYAR CYGANY
>>537524188*dilettanteand no, I'm not a jeet, you cranky retard
>>537524890>Your northeast is a freezing tundra. The southwest is a desert. The southeast is unbearably humid tropical. The only European climate is the nortwest and the Appalachia regionPure ignorance.
>>537509239>jew comes to US and shops at the dollar store thinking "everything's a dollar!">complains about quality
>>537509827You’d cum your little panties if you dipped mozzarella sticks in ranch dressing. Gotta make it yourself using the powder rather than buying it out of the bottle. Fresh ranch tastes much better than the bottled slop.
>>537509986>There's another store dedicated to selling American food and it's always emptyBecause it sells the most basic bitch American junk food like pop tarts. You faggots eat the same 8 dishes for every meal. And anything that isn’t tapas tastes like absolute ass. Your pizza is fucking 7/11 tier. And you don’t know how to make anything remotely good outside of JAMON IBERICO. Your baby shrimp sizzled in butter and unseasoned tastes so bland.
>>537513326>thread about ranch dressing>170 posts later>it's the fucking jews/pol/
