How bad are things in Europe? Like really. Be honest for once.
Pretty good, thanks. How are you?
RANCH IT UP
>>537521220>>537521308>>537521471Has anyone tried this?How does it compare to Hidden Valley's actual Ranch?The latter is 8,99+12€ shipping...
>convieniently place all ranch bottles at the top of the bin, all of them brand sticker side up and oriented the sameSomeone explain to me what the fuck is up with that new "muh europoors dun even have muh ranch dressing" psyop?I'm seeing this shit everywhere lately and it looks extremely artificial especially because we have a fuckton extremely similar sauces and dressings available.
>>537521220>Be honest for once.We don't have to run silly "viral" marketing campaigns to get tourists.We get to say "Death to America!" and "Total zogbot death!" and you morons keep coming, in your credit-card fuelled rushed McDonald's tour you call a "European vacation".It's sad, really...
>>537521220why is CeraVe there?
>>537521635Mate just make your own, it's literally like 6 ingredients mixed in a bowl and you most likely have at least half of them in your kitchen already.Fucking 20€ for a bottle of ranch Jesus fucking Christ....
ram rancheros stay winning
>>537521757Trump did this a few years ago. The US government just shamelessly markets slop now.
make your own sauce. (no i don’t mean cum wtf). just mix cheese, a little water, butter, and whatever seasonings you like.
>>537521850>>537521949I want to try the actual sauce everyone says is delicious. It's pointless for me to make my own.
>>537521635Ranch is 5.99€ in the Store here.
>>537521220>Consuming amerifat mystery concoctionsNgmi
>>537522097what store
>>537521850The only smart man ITT
>>537522003only mutts say that. and they are worthless + retarded + should be genocided. you are from fucking italy. you have real food. i wouldn’t bother with this nigger cattle subhuman american literal fluid shit in bottles
>>537521220We have ranch. Are you sure its "Europeans"
>>537521220>How bad are things in Europe?Europe, Asia, Africa and America are not countries but CONTINENTS, you absolute retard.
>>537521757Take your meds. Euros looking pretty bad right now.. Many of them now getting the true taste of US superiority. You guys rave about Aldi and Lidl. Its the only place you guys shop. I have a news flash for you. Only pur poorest whites and the niggers shop at those stores to save money. The rest of us go to actual grocery stores that don't stock merchandise in the boxes they come in and have to pay a quarter to use a cart.
>>537521873Goya!
>>537522173Marktkauf
>>537521220Ken's Ranch dressing... Do Eurocucks have any taste? Is Hidden Valley that much more expensive?
>>537522292Niggers, Kikes, Whops and Greases.
>>537521220
>>537521757Its a weird sports psyop. Some foreigners are visiting because sports. Companies are taking the opportunity to shill to foreigners.
>>537521757Because there isn’t anything left in America that could be described as “wondrous.” It’s all products.
>>537522500Kek what difference how shelves are stocked makes? I mean hey i understand that in America you don't want to go to the cheapest stores/supermarkets because niggers and shitskins but I don't have to deal with that here lmaoa
>>537523250I don't go to Aldi and Lidl for 2 reasons1. Niggers and poors2. I prefer the better quality brands and products offered at my local grocery store
>>537521220>How bad are things in Europe?There are 5 "euros and ranch" threads on /ck/ right now. They swear up and down this is just a marketing stunt and they have ranch everywhere over there followed by>Its just rebranded blue cheese dressing>Its like Tziki but with garlic>We call it salad cream here (mayo, eggs and mustard)The astronomical asshurt of europoors seeing their upper class actually like something about america for a change has been fun
>>537521220I've never seen a valid answer to how bad it is. No matter the situation 5% of people will always feel like the sky is falling and 80% will deny any problem regardless of severity.
>>537521220Yt pipo don't be as do season dey food y'all.Europoors ain't handle Dat FLAVA!
>>537521757>Someone explain to me what the fuck is up with that new "muh europoors dun even have muh ranch dressing" psyop?US government is paying "influencer"/bots to spam this shit online
>>537521220Well for one thing, the food corpos in EU don't put heroin in our food supplies causing addiction issue and turbo obesity like in the US.
>>537522003I'm a mutt I can tell you all those store bought ranches tastes like dogshit they need to pack em with preservatives to keep them shelf stable, the real ranch is "restaurant" ranch or buttermilk ranch same thing, usually just Mayo, Buttermilk, and the Ranch packet that has everything.Mix that and you'll be cumming from flavortown.
the euros are stealing my ranch
>>537521635>euroshits so desperate to follow the other euro lemmings in the ranch craze but also too poor to afford american ranch with shipping so they ask anons for the next best cheapest imitationMasterful example of the europoors plight. These are the subhumans lecturing you about democracy, tolerance, mcmansions and walkable cites.
>>537521788>We don't have to run silly "viral" marketing campaigns to get tourists.Your entire country is a viral marketing campaign meant to attract tourists. Without tourists your country wouldn't exist anymore. Italy is just the Disneyland of Europe.
>>537525031>we have ranch here this isnt real>ranch is just:>rebranded bleu cheese>tziki w/ garlic>mayo egg mustardSo they dont have any fucking idea what theyre talking about and they dont have ranch.
>>537521220Bro you can't even manage a fucking knee-deep pool LMFAOOOOOOOOSYBAU MUTTOID
Ranch is pure concentrated goyslop. It's funny how Euros make fun of Americans for being fat tubs of lard (which to be fair is warranted), but will develop the same blobular physique after a year of eating this seed oil laden crap.
>>537525397>ESL>Is a fuckJeets are the worst
Need that ranch
>>537525157kek. >mutts ITT
>>537521220Amazing, best place to live in the whole planet. Meanwhile you're living on the fucking mad max and dying lmaoooo. Also your products are total shit, nobody wants them. Taste like shit, live cancer. America = Africa. Your's a nigger nation.
>>537521757american retards taking photos of their shit in their mom's basement and pretending they are in europe.they are desperate, but too poor to escape.
>>537522263it's probably an american living in italy. no italian would say that. they hate foreign food. they truly think non italian food is total shit.
>>537522912we have real food. the rest of the world eats literal cancerous shit.
>>537525031it's a marketing stunt and it's failing because it's shit and we don't want shit.non european food isn't food.>>537525157yeah these are probably niggers.
>>537521308pls help us
>>537526210Show us your apartment
>>537525686nobody in europe eats that shit.
>>537526587I don't live in an apartment, I have a whole building that belongs to my family lmaoooooooooo.I also don't need to work, don't need social help/gibs because in my country 98% of the population has their own businesses/houses/etc.You're a nigger slave that needs to work to live like a cockroach. We live the rich life and we don't have corporate kikes to rule over us.
>>537521220WE FOILED A RANCH TERRORIST PLOT!!!!GOD BLESS AMERICAPRESIDENT D.J TRUMPThank you for your attention to this matter.
>>537526784Sure kid
>>537521757>we have a fuckton extremely similar saucessalad cream, mayonnaise, and tartar sauce are not "extremely similar sauces"
>>537521220That goyslop is full of soi & preservatives you don't need. Just look up the recipe & make it yourself. Ranch dressing is buttermilk, vinegar, garlic, water, butter, salt, seasoning, with little amounts of sugar. That's really all you need.
>>537521757It's called an advertisement. That's why there are several threads up about this.
>>537525803Are you braindead?
>>537525319Please suck on a pistol. Nobody likes food snobs. "Oh no bro you can't use garlic powder, you have to use fresh garlic""Oh no, it can't be store bought fresh garlic, it has to be home grown""Oh no it can't be home grown X variety bro, it needs to be an artisinal heirloom variety and only grown in this specific region and this specific soil under these specific conditions if you want the *REAL* stuff"
>>537521220I'll be as honest as you are:Eat shit.
saucefags are not humant. salt-and-pepper chad
>>537525319This anon gets it.
>>537521220> recession, inflation; > at least they like our ranch-dressing> reflecting pool > at least they like our ranch-dressing> hormuz > at least they like our ranch-dressing> world-cup fail > at least they like our ranch-dressing> Pax America is over > at least they like our ranch-dressingwhat fucking cope is this?
>>537522003Holy shit you're such a nigger
>>537522978lol, the disgust is palpable
this is funny to me becausr ive been obsessed with ranch for about a month so i get it
>>537527082Kill yourself faggot, if you think ANYTHING preprepared is real food, you're a dumb goyim who deserves to be harvested
>>5375273682 weeks
>>537521220Why didnt they just buy the hidden valley ranch dry packets and bring those back instead. That being said I've been caught at customs coming back from Europe with a suitcase full of salami and a prosciutto leg.
They got the full America experience Buy goyslop, go through humiliation ritual
>>537522263>>537525319>>537527392Holy shit just STFU.I can't even bring up wanting to try a sauce and you go into sperg mode.
>>537527509> 2 weeks > at least they like our ranch-dressingUFC/Idiocracy humiliation-ritual > at least they like our ranch-dressing
>>537521220I admit that this viral marketing idea is genius.Now buy an ad, please, so we can maintain our Mongolian basket weaver forum.
>>537526210Dude Spain is a fucking run down shit hole where Brit poors vacation because it’s cheap.
HELP IS ON THE WAY>>537527725
>>537521220Inside every yuropoor is an amerifat waiting to get out
>>537521757It seems to be an influencer marketing thing. Wealthier Americans (Jews and boomers) will typically shop at higher-end grocery stores that feature imported groceries from Europe and the middle east (Israel, UAE, etc.) There is an entire market for European candy, including Euro versions of the same brands here. People want that stuff because the EU doesn't allow actual cancer causing slop and fake ingredients. No European in their right mind would want anything we sell in our grocery stores, especially the lowest of goyslop.The only other explanation besides shilling would be these posts are coming from "new" Europeans, which would make sense because ranch is the goyslop version of crack for niggers.
>>537527735So true my brown friend
>>537521220If you live in a small village with no factories and churches around is paradise
>>537525513you're brown.
> America: "we're so back, baby... w00t!"reality: (picrel)>>537527966thank you, but don't jewpost.
>>537527973Maybe, but I don't like the relentless bullying by local yokels
>>537528128Maybe a harry potter reference will bring america down
This just shows that the Trump government is the dumbest worst US government they've ever had. JD Vance, Peter Thiel and Marco Rubio are ignorant lunatics who spend their entire day seething about europe and they don't even know where ''the europe'' is. This shit is the best psyop they could come up with to distract people from Epstein, Israel and Trump's wars.Their best psyop is to pretend like ''the europeans'' are obsessed with ranch dressing you can buy in every store, some of it imported from US.
>>537521220Why are Americans so desperate to have elements of their low-culture validated by Europeans?
>>537521220>The one Cheez Whiz patrician.
>>537521220https://youtu.be/zSZuU1YDbl0?si=ekEM3yY5ps_okibZ
>>537521757it's the typical shit that gets shilled when stuff doesn't look too rosyyou just make up some lies about how it's supposedly way worse somewhere else, tell people they are free to laugh at that place with zero fear of punishment, and it will make them feel good enough about themselves to forget how hard they are being fleeced for a while
>>537528066You're a nigger.
>>537521757There are even ranches on sale in Lidl and similar supermarket chains, and they're pretty unremarkable, even unpleasant to put on the food
>>537521308im alright>>537521757seething ranchcel
>>5375212203rd world tier propaganda campaign lol
>>537526927Big box retailers have "American" sections where they stock oversugarated and other "American" products Chudropeian palate is not used to.Way back when those came to Eastern Chudrope I bought a bottle of maple syrup to try and it was inedible: just sweetened & colored pure sugar.
>>537527636The advice is that hidden valley ranch, the brand that invented ranch dressing, originally before shelf-stable bottling sold their dressing in dry packets that you mix yourself at home to make the dressing, and to this day the best way to have ranch dressing is still to buy a dry packet of the seasoning and mix it with buttermilk and mayo according to the instructions on the packet to make ranch dressing. the critical element of ranch is the fresh buttermilk, and any shelf-stable alternative that uses a blend of dry milk, powdered acids, and gum thickeners is going to be far off the correct flavor.If you want to try REAL ranch dressing, buy a packet.
>>537521220Why the fuck would europeans like ranch, we already have Garlic Aioli which is miles better.
>>537521757American ranch is just that good
>>537521220>Almost all labels facing up.>this is a perfectly organic picHow gullible are you feeling today?
>>537528870yes. american pancake syrup is what the brits would refer to as 'golden treacle'. this is in fact what boiled tree sap rendered to a syrup does.
>>537521220>DA RANCH IS A BOMB!!!1!!1!!TSA is full of brainlets
>we, europeans, have [french thing], which is superiorWhy are they like this ?
>>537521220WYPIPO DON SEASAME DEY FOOD
>>537521220Isn't Marie's a refrigerated ranch?
>>537529213I mean to be fair, the french are even like this with the rest of europe.Potato dish, germanic or anglo: heathen barbarians should never touch food againPotato dish, french: truly the finest art of cuisine
>>537529350But german and anglo have good cuisine, what are you talking about ?
>>537522003You're not Italian you're a fucking poojeet.
>>537521220>rancid saucewhy?
>>537521757This is their cope for being brownThey will never be white and European
>>537521220why the fuck didnt they just mail it home? inb4 tarrifsretards.
>>537522500>You guys rave about Aldi and Lidl. It’s the only place you guys shop. I have a news flash for you. Only pur poorest whites and the niggers shop at those stores to save money. The rest of us go to actual grocery storesAldi has literally bought up all the grocery stores in my town, so now I have to drive twice as far if I want to go anywhere else. I end up going to aldi most of the time because I can’t be bothered to drive an extra 40 minutes for some groceries. Aldi is literally fine btw, it’s only inferior if you’re a fat fuck who fills his cart with processed packaged food and can’t handle anything that’s not name brand Doritos and Kraft macaroni.
>>537530184MORELIKE WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU BRING RANCH ON AN AIRPLANE, AMERICA FUCKING SUCKS SO BAD
>>537521220Buy advert.
>>537521220>People bring something rank back as a souvenir
>>537521220So this is just dairy Council propaganda right?
>>537521757america desperately needs a win on the world stage and grasps at anything because of the iran thing fucks everyone overthis whole fucking ranch thing is fucking pathetic
>>537529685>increase the ranch shipments
>>537530427Because European are from the middle east. They will blow up the planes with bombs made from ranch.
>>537530651It is an obvious social media psyop campaign. The state department really needs us to understand that our uhh… *checks notes* ranch dressing makes us the envy of the planet, we’re still #1.I never liked ranch dressing anyway, especially not that slop that comes out of the bottle. You can literally feel yourself getting fat and retarded while eating that shit.
>>537527636They're giving you good advice anon, and you're sperging and getting mad. I'm from the very heart of Ranch country, people put it on absolutely everything here. And I am also telling you that the bottled stuff is kinda nasty and oily and used only out of laziness. Like the other anon said, if you're on some weird autistic trip about getting the "authentic Ranch experience", direct that effort to sourcing Hidden Valley seasoning packets and mix it up at home according to the instructions. 100 out of 100 American Ranch enthusiasts would prefer that over anything prebottled. And it's also close or identical to the Ranch that you would be served in an American restaurant.
>>537521757>how do we win over public perception?>education? technological or economical prowess? culture?>show them ranch>the euros must want ranchShittiest psyop ever conceived. Americans have this little to show from their culture. America is a land of fast food, cars and air conditioning. That's what they actually show to the rest of the world.
>>537521220Another fake and gay marketing gimmick.
>>537528545>you just make up some lies about how it's supposedly way worse somewhere else>He said in the thread full of europoors calling ranch a psyop
>>537521220Aside from having to see ugly peruvians with my eyeballs, ok. I don’t live in Barcelona or Madrid, so i don’t suffer.
Do they really not have ranch in yurop?
>>537531106There's lots of different brands though.My theory is its lots of Africans and Turks taking food home with them, especially since they are knocked out.
>>537531489You think africans and turks can afford a vacation across cobtinents? Kek
>>537531337
>>537531337Newer seen that....probably not safe for editable by European standards.
>>537521220It's crazy that we just let a bunch of fat nogs steal stuff from us and no one bats an eye. People went insane after 9/11.
>>537521220Sour cream, garlic, dill weedThis has to be a psyop there is no way yurop doesn't have ranch.
>>537531489The ban on liquid is only for carry-on, it's been a thing for the last 20 years. Also I get get ranch here in Thailand, there is no way it's not available in yurop too.
>>537521220Same problems as always + the economy is bad and might not start to recover this year due to the Iran war.
>>537531863Twice today I get weird synchronicity.
>>537531897Your currency is what mine will look like next year.
>>537531682that probably tastes nothing like americas chemical slop ranch
>>537531897Also Brianna's is my recommendation for ranch lovers.
>>537528272Marco Rubio was in Sweden like last week.He's a jew goblin Cuban but he knows where Europe is.
>>537521757Gyropeons cant even own ranch. The best they can get is some greek cu-cum-ber sauce.
>>537521220>from all products which are only available in USA pick one that taste terrible and you can buy it in almost every shop across Europe
>>537521220We here are quite ok. Petty issues for the most part. Small things like you and Iran flying in trying to end a war and interrupting air traffic in the process due to security requirements. Stuff like that.How are things on your end?
Ranch can be amazing but Hidden Valley is shit tier. Any good ranch needs to be refrigerated and that won't survive a long plane flight. Looks like you'll have to leave the spoils of America behind Eurocucks.
>>537521220YOU GOT MY CHEEZWIZ BOY
>>537527082>if you don't like basedbean oil and BHT and HFCS and titanium and red #40 in your food you're a FOOD SNOB
I've been able to buy "ranch" sauce from my local supermarket for over 2 decades.
>they don't have toothpaste in yuroplol
>>537532635Is it standard or hidden in an expat aisle? I don't believe fucking ranch is some exotic commodity. I doubt it's even an American invention, probably came from france.
>>537531149we are calling it a psyop because you can buy ranch in every fucking grocery store over here, you drooling mystery meat no one is amazed by American ranch
Hidden Valley is a Clorox brand, they are literally a chemical company that sell bleach and detergents lmao.
>>537532821Most countries in Europe have an old variation of a cold, dairy sauce with onion, garlic and herbs. But ranch is american and it’s been available in all of Europe since the early 2000s, it’s not hidden anywhere.
>>537521220>toothpastelmao
>>537521220Just let them have the ranch we are acting like it's a national secret it's just basedbean oil and artificial flavorings lol
>>537521220Does EU not have the internet? They cant buy canned/bottled goods from overseas?
Many Americans have a disdain with ranch being in everything same with bacon and jalapenos. Sure they are tasty but our cuisine is just becoming slop. I blame mexicans.
>>537521220>How bad are things in Europe? Like really. Be honest for once.Europeans are so crazy that they skipped mayonnaise and went right for the ranch dressing. That's pretty insane if you ask me.
>>537521220they are a petri dish to test out all sorts of retarded liberal ideas, anon. They are firmly where they should be.
>>537533623Nigger that’s your country
I call fake BS meme threadEuros have way better ways to season dey food than this plastic mayo made from mystery chemicals in the USA lmaoLike real olive oil, real lemon, real vinegar etc. No need to plastic sauce on your food. Only retards would use that
I recommend any yuropoor in the US try cajun food, it's basically french autism food using ingredients that are in abundance in the american south.
>>537533302Do all Americans eat poop and are called Poopsheet?Because that's what I heard. Picrel, Americans on the beach
>>537533693and I'm quite sure you believe that as do all the other backwards eurodonkeys that bray loudly about their socialized healthcare and incessant history of being conquered by barbarians.
>>537528066Go back home you soccer obsessed peanut brain.
>>537533863>sunbathersAdd it to the list
>>537532227Exactly. They still haven't figured out how to make a proper sauce. They wouldn't even have tomatoes without us. Americans basically invented pasta and pizza and Sandwiches, Hamburgers, the list goes on and on.
>>537532048basedbean oil, water, alcohol vinegar, sour cream, sugar, salt, egg yolk, lemon juice based on lemon juice concentrate, buttermilk powder, modified corn starch, spices, flavor enhancers (disodium guanylate, monosodium glutamate), thickening (xanthan gum), herbsMostly the same. Europe has its fair share of slop, it’s not all pure and organic as you may be led to believe.
>>537533731>RomaniaI've been there, you don't have shit and are basically niggers. Not a single person that I met was worthy of life.
>>537528066so are italians
>>537525238>>537523141They can't even get an organic covid psyop going but they're going all out on ranchRight guys
>>537534276Btw it's most likely just a shitty meme that the algos are pumping rather than an actual psyop you stupid fags are going to ruin the meaning of psyopYEAH THE GOVERNMENT IS RUNNING A PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION ON RANCH
>>537534276>>537534372Yes they control the algos Yes they are probably pumping anyone who post about ranch with the algo boostNo this is not a psyopIt's just algo manipulation
>>537521635>Puts it on fried chickenEuropoors don't even understand ranch.
>>537521842You think you're gonna catch an American off-guard with the ol' ranch dressing in the lotion bottle trick? Not fucking likely
>>537521220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TCxtl1qwEPotential domestic terrorists exist among us at this very moment. There are deranged individuals screaming on the Internet they are going to "fucking snap" and "commit a mass shooting right now". The FBI knows these people exist and refuses to prosecute them. Is it because the FBI doesn't want to protect us? Does the FBI want these sick people follow through with their terroristic threats? None of this makes any sense.
>>537521220They're so retarded ranch sauce is a not allowed lmaoWhy do they stay there? To get raped by pakis, indians, niggers, and have no ranch sauce? Vijay Patel will give them some ranch sauce, and it won't even be consensual. lmao
>>537521873This nigga shilling beans
>>537521220there's like 8 of them in total and they were put on the top obviously holy fuck that viral publicity is getting fucking cringe everyone get it the USA is fucking great because Ranch sauce or something
>>537521220I want this guerilla marketing campaign to end. Ranch is fucking nasty.
>>537526648Except they do when they come here. Now they're all addicted to it and will import it by the gallon.
>>537521220It's Marie's Creamy Ranch for me.>>537529280Yes.
>>537534956Should we tell them they can just take home the seasoning packets, or nah?
>>537526927>salad cream, mayonnaise, and tartar sauce are not "extremely similar sauces"Every supermarket has a range of ranch dressings available, and if someone really must have the exact same one as in the US (i.e. has corn syrup and ꜱoybean oil) then you can just order it on Amazon or get it from the "American section" of imported items.
>>537535209They don't believe that. They believe they have to import millions of Americans to make it for them.
>>537535209lmao I looked more closely at the ingredients>MSG
>>537533885I believe it cause i’ve seen it kek. And you’re being conquered right now so bajate dos tonitos. You better start learning spanish.
>>537521842These airport "security" retards seize anything they decide might be "too much liquid". Shampoo, deodorant, anything.I flew out of Thailand one time and the guard tried to seize a bottle of medication that I'd been given at the hospital. I think he just wanted it for himself DESU. Showing him that it was a prescription apparently triggered a different rule and he allowed me to keep it, but while he was digging through my bags he stole a USB flash drive. :-/Only worse place I've experienced was Colombia, I had to transit through Bogota on a flight and their Customs guys running the X-ray machines kept moving people's belongings to different bins, intentionally trying to confuse people so they'd lose track of their carryon items and leave them behind for the goons to steal.
>>537521850>Fucking 20€ for a bottle of ranch Jesus fucking Christ....No wonder you guys are so poor and are trying to bring basic food items back from the U.S. That stuff is $3.97 for a bottle at Wal-Mart, Anon.
>>537536733>That stuff is $3.97 for a bottle at Wal-Mart, Anon.See: >>537535551
>>537532227COOCUMBA
>>537521873Yeah, the reason Trump did that was because the CEO of Goya said he preferred Trump to Biden and the leftards went berserk, trashing grocery store displays of Goya products and threatening to murder the CEO.
>>537521220All they have to do is put dill in that white kebab sauce they like. Close enough.
>>537521757Americans are not humans. They are flesh automatons that serve one of many corporate hiveminds who routinely compete to claim them for servitude at birth.The result is instinctual marketing tricks like this being a core part of their culture and subconscious.There is no such thing as an American human. It does not exist.
>>537521220That's because pic rel stuff contains all the ingredients that Eurolefts so piously banned from food products because reasons. This isn't some kind of bonanza for Euros; it's a humiliation ritual, how hard it's now hit that their arrogant virtue signaling is reducing their lives to base level misery. You'd think getting their adolescent female population raped and slaughtered in the streets would have gotten the message across already, but here we are.
>>537521220>buying the bottles but not the restaurant style packets and making it at home yourselfngmi
>>537522097>Ranch is 5.99€ in the Store here.Like I said, it's $3.97 for a bottle of it here. You guys laugh at us because our sales taxes are separated from the prices and we "don't know how much to pay until it's rung up hahahaha!" but meanwhile you poor bastards get fucked into paying 50% more all because of VAT taxes at every stage of your supply chain and you don't even notice it.>>537522500>have to pay a quarter to use a cart.You do know you get the quarter back when you return the cart to the corral, right? The only reason they do that is so people don't act like niggers and leave the carts all over the parking lot, or worse, steal them.>>537527254>t. African migrant fingers typed this post>>537528659>There are even ranches on sale in Lidl and similar supermarket chains, and they're pretty unremarkable, even unpleasant to put on the foodMaybe that explains why all these Euro soccer fans are so eager to bring back groceries from the U.S.? Our ranch dressing tastes good.>>537529025>mix it with buttermilkDo Europeons even have buttermilk?>>537531897>Also I get get ranch here in Thailand,>237ml = 8oz>B214 = US$6.50Holy fuck, that's over three times the price I keep quoting you guys from Wal-Mart (which is for 16oz).>>537535551>>537536805What about it? EUR2.2 for 9oz is still double the price of Wal-Mart. You probably don't understand "per capita" any more than you do "price per ounce", Sukhdeep.
>>537521220>You can't take sauce home because Jews paid Muslims to blow up a plane 20 years ago
>>537521220> OP is a glowie nigger> in the wild, au-natural, in it's environment .. a fuckin glowie
>>537521220do they not sell ranch in europe?
>>537521788Europe is literally just a giant tourist attraction for visitors. You're all just employees at an open-air history park. And even then, your cities and tourist areas are so flooded with shitskin third worlder scam artists it's not even worth visiting. Besides, why ever leave America? This country fucking rules.
>>537526210Your country sucks. America rules. Stay mad, loser. We're having an endless party in the USA.
>>537538112Apparently they do, but:(1) it tastes like shit >>537528659 , and(2) it's way the fuck overpriced >>537535551 >>537521850
>>537521635Hidden Valley is not good. All the bottled brands are garbage compared to what you get in a restaurant. That's because real ranch contains equal parts sour cream and buttermilk, needs to be refrigerated and has a short shelf life. Store brand ranch is just seasoned mayo, it's designed to sit on a warm shelf for years.
Here is me>German, living in qt Bavarian country side>Wife, 2 kids>Paying off our newly built house with big garden>Software engineer, good payment>Enough to afford that my wife can stay at home raising our kids>get additional 1000€ per month free gibs from state>3 weeks traveling somewhere (Japan, USA, NZ) each year>another week of relaxing at lake Garda in Italy (just a few hours ride by car)>33 paid day offs + public holidays>add another two weeks of sick leave per year>despite the economy being kinda bad, with two kids and a decade of employment the chance of getting fired is almost 0%>4 days working from home per week>my legal amnesia haze plant in the garden is soon ready to be harvested>food in this area is amazing. Lots of bio options, great regional restaurants, clean lakes for swimming in summer>almost no crimes around here, Japan levelSure there are things that are annoying. And we don't have much savings other than the house we are paying off. But all in all it's quite comfy, very safe and chill. Not too much stress. I can enjoy my blunt on an misty early Saturday with few of the alps in the far. I would probably earn 3x more in the US, most likely bigger house, two cars, pool in garden and lots of savings. Might could even live of my savings from 50 or so. But I don't know if I should give up this already comfy life.
>>537537657>EUR2.2 for 9oz is still double the price of Wal-Mart.Whoopsie, I did a dumb. Bongistan is only about 12% higher, not 200%. My bad.
>>537526784Lol shut up teenager living with his parents. You suck and know nothing about anything.
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?"A 2023 survey conducted by Payroll.org highlighted that 78% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, a 6% increase from the previous year. In other words, more than three-quarters of Americans struggle to save or invest after paying for their monthly expenses.Similarly, a 2023 Forbes Advisor survey revealed that nearly 70% of respondents either identified as living paycheck to paycheck (40%) or—even more concerning—reported that their income doesn’t even cover their standard expenses (29%)." - https://archive.ph/0G3Tx"Roughly 111 million people — 50% of Americans with a credit card and 40% of the U.S. adult population — carry credit card debt" - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/record-share-americans-cant-pay-credit-card-bills/
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?"While 100 million Americans have at least some medical debt, about 7.4% of U.S. residents experience catastrophic healthcare expenses annually, more than double the rate of any other developed nation. Here, medical debt is defined as experiencing problems paying or being unable to afford any medical bills in the past 12 months, including those for doctors, dentists, hospitals, therapists, medication, equipment, nursing home or home care. And the term catastrophic is defined as out-of-pocket spending exceeding 40% of a household’s income after basic necessities have been met. Further, estimates suggest that inability to afford costs of medical care contributes to at least 530,000 personal bankruptcy filings annually. Approximately two-thirds of personal bankruptcies in the U.S. are associated with medical expenses or illness-related loss of work." - https://www.forbes.com/sites/joshuacohen/2026/04/05/increasing-burdens-of-medical-debt-and-bankruptcy-are-uniquely-american/
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?«A couple of years ago, Joseph Shrager, MD, professor of cardiothoracic surgery at Stanford School of Medicine, noticed a statistical anomaly in his practice. It seemed that patients were diagnosed with lung cancer at a surprisingly higher rate at 65 years old than, say, at 64 or 66.»«The study showed that insured cancer patients (lung, breast, colon, prostate) older than 65 are more likely to undergo surgical intervention, and they had lower five-year cancer-specific mortality rates than did their younger uninsured counterparts.»«“Collectively, these results demonstrate that Medicare eligibility, an event coincident with becoming 65 years old, is associated with a rise in early-stage cancer diagnoses and a resulting survival benefit,” the study concluded.» - [Jump in cancer diagnoses at 65 implies patients wait for Medicare, according to Stanford study (2021)](http://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2021/03/Cancer-diagnoses-implies-patients-wait-for-Medicare.html)
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?"Katie Fitzgerald, Feeding America’s chief operating officer, said the network’s members are still seeing demand above pre-pandemic levels, although final numbers for this year’s first quarter aren’t yet available. Fitzgerald said she expects the food banks will collectively distribute the equivalent of 6 billion meals this year, about the same amount they gave away last year and far above the 4.2 billion meals given out in 2019.""Meals on Wheels programs that deliver food to homes were flooded with calls, while other programs also popped up to feed older adults nationwide. Meals on Wheels America said at the end of 2020 its branches nationwide were still serving on average 60% more seniors than before COVID-19." - [US hunger crisis persists, especially for kids, older adults (2021)](https://apnews.com/article/us-hunger-crisis-kids-older-adults-fce1aba64d777f4a0f2bbf18b15040c6)
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?«Breast milk samples from mothers in Seattle contain alarming levels of dangerous hormone-disrupting chemicals, including BPA, BPS, melamine, cyanuric acid, and triclosan, new peer-reviewed research has found.The chemicals present a serious risk to infants because they likely interfere with hormones that are critical to newborns’ proper development, and have been found to be harmful at very low levels of exposure. About 92% of 50 samples were contaminated with at least one of the anti-microbials or plasticizers for which researchers checked.The same milk samples had previously been found to contain potentially dangerous levels of PFAS “forever chemicals” and flame retardants, which are also endocrine disruptors.» - ["Dangerous hormone-disrupting chemicals found in US breast milk samples" (2026)](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/14/breast-milk-research-chemicals)
>>537538178>Besides, why ever leave America?"Through the Summer Food Service Program (SFSP), kids of all ages can get meals and snacks during the summer at no cost at schools, parks, and other neighborhood locations. SFSP may have a different name where you live, but the benefit is the same: nutritious meals for kids and teens in the summer when school is out.Every child aged 18 and under can enjoy no-cost summer meals. Some rural communities also offer meal pick-up or delivery. Eligible school-aged children may also receive Summer EBT Benefits." - https://www.fna.usda.gov/sfsp
>>537538535why would you, rural Bavaria is the paradise of Germany.
>>537521220IT'S BUTTERMILK AND HERBS OILYOU EUROS HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT ALREADY RIGHT?
Gentlemen, I may have found the solution. If we could modify the semen pipeline to pump through ranch, it just might work.
>>537521220Low status euros are americans, that's why america is like the way that it is. Meanwhile, high status americans embrace and maintain euro culture.
>>537525031>marketing stuntMore like “organic” propaganda. In quotes because it likely is real people sharing their real experiences, but it’s the algorithm deciding what you see.I remember some earlier international event, except the propaganda was all complaints about America (tipping, public transportation, dirty, whatever)The realistic view is that people coming here are having all sorts of positive and negative experiences, and forces beyond your control are choosing what you see of it.
>>537525319This is just wrong and bad advice. I've tried every ranch dressing there is, and hidden valley is the best. Artisanal, home made, organic, restaurant, hundreds of options and nothing ever actually beats basic bitch hidden valley. They're all different shades of worse. Cope seethe and mald idc.
>>537521220>Cheese wizThe ranch I get, you can even get or make healthier forms of it, but whoever tried to smuggle craft cheeze product onto a plane should be put on the terrorist watch list. Also, europeans should try blue cheese over ranch if they haven't already.
>>537521220weird thing is that americans actually have stuff that makes europoors jealous, like guns and big houses with pools and backyards etc. but for some reason they decided to make some goyslop that can be found in every corner shop in europe as the main focus of their propaganda campaign?who tf came up with that?
>>537540403Well its a lot easier to get ranch onto a plane than a gun.
>>537536599They took my Albacore when flying back from Hawaii, saying it was a liquid.
>>537540459The rejected items bin at a small Romanian airport I visited had a gun in it.Not sure if it was real (probably not) or if some airport employee placed it there as a joke (probably).Those bins look very boring for an ad.
>>537536599>Showing him that it was a prescription apparently triggered a different rule and he allowed me to keep itWhich proves it's only security theater since any terrorist could show a "prescription".
>>537521220and when I go to Iceland, I get the Licorice.
I mean, it's normal, when you go to a foreign country, to bring some of your local food with you, to share with your hosts, and then to take some of the foreign food back home to share with your folks, no? What's so strange about it?
>>537521220qrd?have the Europeans gone crazy for ranch after the Japanese found out about it?do they not have ranch in Europe?
>>537521757Over the last decade or so Hidden Valley has seen explosive growth and has started pushing into other markets. That's why you see HVR flavored things like chips, candy, etc. Weird, gross stuff, but the fact remains they are branching out and it's working. Using their newfound profits, they've also upped their marketing campaigns. I suspect this is just one of those.
>>537542145I guess we're all a bit puzzled about why ranch dressing can't be made in Europe
>>537542587TOTAL AMERISLOP VICTORYA THOUSAND YEAR RANCH REICH
I wish every White British person would just move here. Make America White Again and save them from their awful government. American Revolution II only it's us saving the brits. We can give them, idk, Nebraska or Wyoming or something.
>>537542897they would probably like it in New England
>>537539501I don't get it. We are so well-off we can provide every child with free food? You're an idiot. Also this helps parents, too. How sad you live in such a dilapidated country.
>>537539296>>537539337>>537539381>>537539423>>537539457>>537539501Lol you're triggered and seething with cope. Sad. Enjoy your decaying shithole country as muslims take it over (he said, knowing full well he's talking to some third world shitskin).
>>537542897
Euros are so poor they have to travel with food.
>>537521220American rightwingers are truly the most gullible retards to ever exist.
>>537543193I think we could manage the flight without food you fat fuck.
>>537543269COPE LEFTOIDSAMERICA WON TRANNYS LOST
>>537521220Does nyone actually believe this
>>537542747I can't speak for the rest of Europe, but peak ranch here in Bulgaria was around 2012 when Subway was all the rage. Unfortunately, Subway is almost extinct here, and the few locations that do exist are run-down shadows of their former selves, and there hasn't been a comparable sauce ever since.That doesn't answer your question, but a gallon jar of Hidden Valley would be one of the things I bring back, if I visited America.
The European mind cannot comprehend such delicacy
>>537522136It's basically buttermilk, mayo, and herbs. Nothing weird in it
>>537543896They truly cannot.
>>537521220The TSA is so fucking pathetic, scared some yuros are gonna hijack a plane by squirting some ranch in the pilot's eyes
>>537537657>>537538362>Overpriced Idiot. Not too mention that's an "expensive" brand from a relatively "expensive" supermarket (neither are actually expensive obviously. You're comparing to some Walmart store brand ranch then the like for like would be a 1 litre bottle of Crucials brand for 99p
>>537521308He said 'Europe", faggot.
So this whole meme boils down to:>HAHA Europeans don't have ranch>but we do>That doesn't count because it's probably not as unhealthy as our slop. I bet you feel really inferior now
>>537543193we know you're crying inside
>>537539831>Low status euros are americansIt does seem to be mostly chav retards from Europe/the UK over in the US right now that have never been there before. Most middle class Europeans have been to the US multiple times on vacations and often fly there for business.
>>537521308How can things be good there when you don't have ranch?
>>537540403>weird thing is that americans actually have stuff that makes europoors jealous, like guns and big houses with pools and backyards etc.Americand under 40 can't afford those things any more than Europoors can do they had to come up with something else
>>537521220ranch is good on pepperoni and sausage pizza
>>537544861Prove it hans. Post time stamped pic of you holding a bottle of ranch.>>537544152Based
>>537543776you guys can't order it online over there?
>>537521757>Turn the labels up for the picture so people know you arent just bullshittingDo you think everything is a conspiracy against you?
>>537538178>why ever leave AmericaCCP approves this comrades post
>>537521220>TSAFuck these literal terrorists.
>>537532169It means nothing when these subhumans visit ''europe.'' It's like when Vance visited Germany and started seething about how 10 years ago in the UK a guy got arrested for playing, as if that has anything to do with Germany, and then proceeded to blame ''the europe'' for it. These freaks are mentally ill.
>>537521220it's not allowed in EU because it is known to cause severe learning disabilities.
>>537528357>>537528357it's addicting
>>537521471
>>537521757It's propaganda for literal fucking retarded people
>>537521220These guys are heroes. The European continent deserves to taste the heavenly white elixir, the ambrosia of America, the pale nectar. Ranch dressing is mana.
>>537529350>Potato dish, germanic or anglo: heathen barbarians should never touch food again>Potato dish, french: truly the finest art of cuisinethis is so true, because it is true.
>>537545566kek
>>537522003Its zatziki basically
>>537545712No it's not, not even close to Tzatziki
>>537522003it's 10-15 bucks. You can find the exact brands on amazon.
We have Ranch Dressing Experts in america. Which are the only experts I trust. What does Europe have? Gay islamic communism experts?
>>537522003Be wary young ranch adventurer, though you seek its goodness it is easy to be swayed by traps. “Ranch” in a bottle is putrid slop compared to “Restaurant Ranch”. You want the latter, thats the one we have at pizza places and chicken wing restaurants.
>>537521757It's just mutts grasping at straws to pretend they have a sliver of relevancy and uniqueness left (They don't).They're unaware that you can find Ranch dressing, both imported and with their recipes adapted to EU standards about everywhere, because they seem to genuinely believe that their third world shithole is the epitome of civilization, so they imagine/pretend that the rest of the world HAS to be worse, and cannot conceive that Europe is objectively more develloped.It's some form of reassurance through self-wankery. To be fair, considering the state of the US, I don't even blame them, I kinda pity them instead.
>>537521220How racist against Americans were Euros that they completely ignored ranch dressing? That is so fucked up.
>>537546015do you ever feel joy or whimsy?
>>537546015You sound like a faggot and your shit is all retarded my good sir.
This one is the GOAT. ty jews
>>537546139pfft
>>537545790Its very similar
do americans think we don't import their garbage food?
>>537521220>>537521220very bad. its like entering the dark ages bad. imagine living in an open air prison with surveillance everywhere and the judicial system rewards foreign invaders for raping your female relatives
>>537546131>>537546093Touchy subject?
>>537545712KEK These fucking euros have no fucking clue what it is
>>537522003ranch is savory and tasty and everyone chimping out over it is just jealous americans have ranch dressing
>>537521220European food is really that fucking disgusting it seems.
>>537545826i am fucking loling so hard at this
>>537546093A lot of both, and I can even properly feel what my dick is meant to feel naturally.>>537546237I'll never understand why you guys call ground beef "Americain nature"
>>537546535we call it "filet américaine" or "filet à l'américaine" but don't know why
>>537531060I love French, Spanish, and Italian Cuisine. Now that we have the recipes, we really don't need the immigrants around anymore.
>>537521220And each of them landed in the bin with the brand label up for maximum readability and brand recognotion. What are the odds?
>>537521757>conveniently place all ranch bottles at the topIt's probably just 1 guy who put 10 bottles of ranch in his carry-on. It's more likely there 1 insane individual than a dozen.
>>537521220This is why I don't use airports anymore. Oh yeah because somebody is going to bomb the plane with a bottle of ranch dressing, fucking retards
>>537535842And? MSG is in a lot of our processed foods.
>>537522500>actual grocery stores that don't stock merchandise in the boxes they come in and have to pay a quarter to use a cart.If it's not trolling, I can't comprehend the stupidity.
>>537547061>ourHow fat are you?
>>537547118Americans. Europe's biggest mistake was to sell them to the slave plantations instead of just hanging them.
>>537546832What? Are you going to send back the whites in America? We won't accept you back. The risk of racial impurities is too high.
>>537525031>upper classWhat? You think we don't have Jews?
>>537521220>>537521757I refuse to believe there is no ranch in Europe does that mean there is no caesar either?
>>537547165I'm just a little bit fat. I try to eat as much home-cooked, healthy, and unprocessed food as possible. If you have ever been to a grocery store in the US every shelf has processed food on it, except for the produce section.
>>537525238US government is doing the opposite, paying shills to show Japanese cleaning the stadium, Euros loving the food, etc.Its all fake and gay
>>537521757EuroGODS are living rent free in the amerimutt's head, that simple
>>537522263This nigga hasn’t even had American bbq and couldn’t even afford a cut of brisket and he’s yapping… Imagine if yuropoors could into smoking meats, maybe they wouldn’t eat like the war is still going
>>537545261€50 for 2 bottles, take it or leave it
>>537521220>How bad are things in Europe? Like really. Be honest for once.I bit my tongue while eating rice risotto with pork steaks and fried peppers.I don´t eat "sauce" or whatever that is, I eat mustard, ingredients: vinegar, mustard, salt.
