God bless the TSA for keeping Americans safe by confiscating sealed condiment bottles Europeans were trying to "take home to their families", we all know as soon as they got on the plane they were going to activate these and create a deadly ranch bomb
>>537525660>going to Americathat a selfselection test for retards
>>537525746Show flag. I’m sure you live in a paradise you’re proud of being apart of.
>can't carry a beverage onto a planeIt's insane how ridiculous we've become.
>>537525660About 20 years ago someone snuck shoebomb onto an airplane using gel explosives. This created the 311 Tsa rule.Explosive detection has come a long, long way since then and there are talks if easing the restrictions.t. Airlinefag
>>537526020We rather spend billions instead of just simply discriminate against sandniggers
Pretty cool how you can just psyop millions of people with minimal effort these days
So who's paying for all the ranch ads? Hidden Valley is pretty well established
>>537526020Nothing like a refreshing glass of ice cold ranch on a hot summer day
>>537526209Deep Ranch has its tentacles wrapped around more than you can imagine
>>537525660Peppercorn ranch is best ranch
>>537525660>mfw my fuckin' church had a segment on how foreigners are coming to America and, "going crazy" for stuff like Texas BBQ and ranch dressing.
>>537525660ranch dressing IS the bomb, silly
>>537525660TSA was created by Bush or Obama, I think. Their laws are retarded and over the top , for sure. They confiscate scissors, and used to confiscate manicure stuff from women, not sure now. >>537525746>>going to America during World Cup Soccer championship. Yeah we have millions of tourists rn.
>>537526323you have to be retarded to not put the containers in the check-in bag
>>537525660I would have relax the rules somewhat temporarily. Miggers don't understand a softpower-free advertising of their products.Eurofags love the Ranch sauce want to bring it home to friends and family merchants in US losing of buniness oppertunity
>>537526236Cute. The vast majority of those bins' contents are beverages.
>>537526070you mean kikes?
>>537526537>Eurofags love the Ranch sauce want to bring it home to friends and family merchants in US losing of buniness oppertunitySaar
>>537526288Sounds like an evangelical church a.k.a telemarketers with a "christian" coat of paint.
>>537526581Why not both
Europe literally has ranch dressing and theirs probably doesn't give you supercancer
>>537526645I have no doubt it is, they even have a marketable name.
>>537526288>go listen to the psyop boomer talk>he regurgitates a different psyop than the ones i likeGrim.
>>537526624Not even Saar are you guys retarded did you mom drop you on the head?If you're concerned about shoe bombs, just allow whites to pass TSA to bring the sauces, food, snacks, and beverages.Who do think all the companies are going to partner with to bring over these products?You miggers talk about trade deficts all the time now you have golden opportunity you fail the to take the opportunity
>>537526825I was about to say. Something very heeb about this.
>>537526068I was incorrect. The shorbomber incident was separate. The liquid/gel/aerosal threat was discovered by british intellegence, realized it was highly feasable, and the ban was swiftly implimented.
>>537526969Is it just me or American stupid I would literally if I was any company partner with the TSA and replace all the products that is been seized by the border guards with products that they can take home to their friends and family even if they want to resell it.You don't need to be a marketing expert; this is how you expand your market to different countries.
>>537525660Why would anyone take that poison to their families?
>>537527607
>>537527607Why not? We will get the Eurofag version if any of these products go viral enough that people will demand American Goyslop, and the EU version will have most of the toxic slop replaced by natural flavoring.
EUROPEANS DONT WORRY, HELP IS ON THE WAY>>537527725
>>537525660Why do I get the feeling this is AI slop?
>>537525660You can buy tons of the powder packets.I strongly suggest the Hidden Valley buttermilk ranch packs.Take home a suitcase full, mix it with buttermilk, chill, and enjoy the best salad dressing you've ever had.
>>537526020Speak for yourself, homo.
>>537527274The irony is, I could make an incendiary bomb out of lithium batteries that could quickly take a plane out of the sky. You can hide it in a laptop too. Or a terrorist could simply through a bomb out in the trash near the TSA line and then leave. Airline security is retarded.
>>537528151Fucking kek
>>537525660>eleven ranch bottles on top>none beloweither cherry picking or an ad
>>537525780>being apart of.american misunderstanding of their own language.
