Today is the day /pol/>What's going on?Today is the 2nd round of presidential elections in Colombia and the president for the 2026-2030 period will be electedhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/21/colombias-runoff-election-expected-to-trigger-shift-in-decades-long-armed-conflict>Who are the candidatesIvan Cepeda / left-wing>Establishment candidate>Unironic commie, buddy buddy with Venezuela/Cuba/China>Wants to resolve violence and poverty with hugs and lots of money printingAbelardo De La Espriella / right-wing>Promises to rain hellfire on guerrillas and do pro-market reforms>US citizen, buddy buddy with Trump and Israel>meme'd himself into relevance with AIslop videos of tigers>Why should I care?If the commie wins I'm looking for a sugar daddy to take me in I can cook clean and watch anime together
>>537527354New ZOG puppet just dropped!
>>537527354.Far Right Abelardo is gonna win.Here is the Spread for the month of June.Candidate | Poll Average (June 1–13)Abelardo de la Espriella (Far Right) | 50.5% (or more)Iván Cepeda (Leftist loser) | 46.5% (or less)Undecided / Blank 3.0%
>>537527354I’m treating Venezuela like the Australians and Canadians :)
>>537527604The power of AIslop tiktok videos
According to Polymarket bettors:Abelardo de la Espriella is sure to 100% win!
>>537527773.W. Abelardo!
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>>537527354Capitalism is the lesser evil.
>>537527354>>537531246
>>537527354It's incredible how little i care about this shit. I even forgot we had elections today..
>>537531238>phones are prohibido>phone guy in the back and somebody had to take this pic as well
>>537532674We're cooked if the commie wins, like I'd legit give it 1 year to wait and see how it goes then be ready to bail ASAP
>>537527354>blackrock asset amlo rip offVS>milei shabboest of goyim rip offBoth sides sounds fucked, best of luck for you, colombiabros.
We're fucked no matter who wins
How many days is this count going to last?
I'm gay
Hoy gana la tigresa del orientehttps://youtu.be/TuSSlFZ8cfA?si=fbslFGN7NxZKVazM
>>537527773>>537531238>>537532674>>537534152>>537534772>>537535233You are all gringos or mossad
>>537534832We got results in like 1.5 hours last time, voting closes at 4pm, I expect we'll know by 6pm
Can't wait to see Abelaro cry like a bitch next to the Western Wall wearing that funny little jew hat.
>>537527354What’s going on with the Cocaine Hippos? Are they all dead now?
>>537536647Some kind Indian saar is redeeming
>>537536647>too inbred to be given away to other nations.>people in certain areas use them as tourist bait.>a major campaign on tiktok/xitter/facebook against the killing of 200 wild hippos (most of it was AIslop's doing).>the current government decided to do nothing about the persistent problem (once again).>neither Ivan nor Abelardo have said anything about it, so we're still at square one.
No voy a votar por un hijueputa corroncho que se robó la plata de otro ladrón en la pirámide de DMG, pero bueno. Que gane y voy a procurar no oír ni saber nada de política de Colombia por 4 años
Abelardo de la Espriella should be Colombia's Bukele. That's what a friend from Colombia told me. I fully support him doing in Colombia what Bukele did in El Salvador.
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>>537528023VAMOS!!Menudos monos los que quieren que gane la guerrilla.
>>537527354Blue guerrillas vs Red guerrillas.One murders random people to trade drugs, the other murders random people to trade drugs, but for justice.
>>537537550Abelardo is a cat torturer and was a lawyer for the narco-communist Alex Saab, the bagholder for Nicolas maduro.
>>537537956Ay dios mio, abogado de un narco, no puede ser. Y torturador de gatitos.JAJAJJ
>>537537956>>537537550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jh-gnvT6gHeres abelardo laughing about exploding cats with gunpowder
Post Colombian women
>>537538054>Ay dios mio, abogado de un narco,tell me how an alleged right-winger works for 6 years for nicolas maduro?
>>537538156why wouldn't he, that's like saying nobody should be a killer's or thief's lawyer>>537538058cuando era pequeño, payaso
>>537538283>nobody should be a killer's or thief's lawyerYou would expect that from an alleged right winger. Not from nobody, but absolutely for a presidential candidate pretending to be a right winger.You dont even know why you think Abelardo is a right winger, besides being told that he is.
>>537538283>cuando era pequeño, payaso16 isnt little and hes laughing as he tells the story 20 years later.
>>537537550It can't be done, Colombia is too big and complex. El Salvador is like the province of Madrid in size
>>537538156south america is crazy
>>537538678>Colombia is too big and complex.Its not complex, its a network of homicidal factions killing each other to gain land and drug routes. Theres no ideology or goals, blue and red teams all murder, steal land and trade drugs
No matter who wins, narcos in colombia are already too powerful
>>537534832We are not as third world as Peru. The results should be ready in couple of hours. Then the loser side is gonna cry about "fraud, rigged election, bla bla bla" as always, even if they lose for 10 million of difference. Then people will say "yeah whatever" and they will go back to watch niggerball as always
>>537539020Everyone that matters is a narco.Narco is how you make money, without money you have no hope in colombian politics, cant fund your personal army and end up assasinated.Evolution has turned all colombian elites into narcos.
Good luck CONGOlombianos>>537528642We are so close man
>>537538576I will say this in english so everyone lurking can understand.Democracy is shit. It's just stupid masses voting for people who are pros at talking to the masses, who never do a proper job, based on easy to understand slogans. Suffering from significant problems because said pros at talking to the masses do not want to solve them, and being ok with it because they're used to the problem. Celebrating owning the rival party in elections while politics make their lives worse on every front.If there's a chance of getting a good leader in power through democracy, which is not impossible, things like "he was a bad guy's lawyer!" should not be an obstacle, that's retarded.>>53753861616 is very young, and he could very well notice that that wasn't nice by growing up and be a very good person. Personally I can say I don't blame him at all or feel negatively about him for that.
>>537539059>Then the loser side is gonna cry about "fraud, rigged election, bla bla bla" as always5 colombian presidential candidates have been murdered in the past 70 years, fraud is a step towards civilization
>>537538678People also said it couldn't be done in El Salvador. Kek. Next they'll say it can be done in El Salvador because it's small in size, can be done in Colombia for some other reason, but can't be done anywhere else.
>>537539299>If there's a chance of getting a good leaderYou cant find a good leader that isnt a narco lawyer that laughs on TV about torturing cats?Best colombia has to offer?>>537539299>16 is very youngNo it isnt. And what does age have to do? At 16 i knew not to torture cats. It wasnt a matter of maturity. Cant find a better candidate that isn a cat torturer?
>>537539303Only 5 in 70 years? We have been wasting time then. When did we become these pussies?
>>537527354rolling for death to gommunism
>>537539483>When did we become these pussies?What do you think you gain from being such a horrible person?An endless war that leads to nothing.
>>537539559>rolling for death to gommunismWhat side is the communist?The one that murders, steals land and trades drugs?Or the other side that murders, steals land and trades drugs?
>>537539618the chavista retards currently in powerduhi wanna see those fuckers strung up from a fucking plantain tree. cmon, might be fun
>>537539372It already failed in Ecuador
>>537539764>the chavista retards currently in powerWhat makes it chavista?What makes abelardo not a chavista, considering he worked for 6 years for nicolas maduro?
FIRM FOR THE FATHERLAND
>>537539561We don't give shit. We literally bombed Ecuador under president Uribe without their permision only because a couple of bandits crossed the border to flee there and we don't give a shit. We killed the president of Haiti and we don't give a shit. We kill niggers in Sudan and we don't give shit. We sent mercenaries to both Ukraine and Russia and we don't care.Suck my dick faggot
>>537539856Abelardo has three passports.American, Colombian and Italian.This is the face of patriotism.
>>537539849>What makes abelardo not a chavistathe fact that hes running directly against them rn, and if he wins, they wont have jobs anymore
>>537539849nigga don't you have better places to be, like you know, reddit, tiktok or instagram? what do you gain from using the same old washed lefty arguments in an anime forum for an international audience of racist incels with maybe 3 or so colombians able to actually vote who don't give a shit?
>>537539983What do you gain from any of that?It isnt like you killed anyone btw, you are simply identifying with homicidal factions and feeling a bit of stole pride in your imaginary strength by association.
>>537540033>the fact that hes running directly against themHe worked 6 years for nicolas maduro. How is that going against chavistas?
>>537540040>what do you gain from using the same old washed lefty argumentsThe only reason you support abelardo is because you were told hes right and his opponent is left. Thats it. You could reverse the names and it would make no difference to you.
>>537539470You may have known at 16, and he may not, still, he was very young.>Cant find a better candidate that isn a cat torturer?No, that's the point.A good candidate in democracy is rare. They're all professionals at talking to the masses and rising through ranks in their party, they do not want to solve people's problems, they don't even think its their job to solve people's problems. They just give good speeches, get elected, keep everything the way it is or similar in order to avoid trouble, and leave rich.One politician who is both decent and has a chance to be elected, is rare and a very good opportunity for a country.Now, you, or anyone, may think>but how do we know this guy is not also a pro at talking to masses? how do we know he's not full of shit?Because the pros at talking to the masses do not outright lie. People think politicians lie because they do not read between lines. They actually tell you to your face when they don't give a shit.One who just wants to give a good speech, hold power for a while then leave, would not propose something as specific and drastic as fumigating all of the cocaine fields.
>>537527354Finally the big day, where we get to choose between a soviet era turbo commie and another ebin populist (((right wing))) shabbos goy.
>>537540245>is because you were told hes right and his opponent is left.mmmm yes
>>537539222Cuba next.Lula will win in Brazil, which will left him more isolated in the region>>537539559Roll
>>537540361>A good candidate in democracy is rare.So cat torturer + narco lawyer is the best you could find in colombia?>very youngDont care if he was a toddler. Torturing animals is what psychopaths do when they are kids, you dont grow out of that, you get worse.
>>537540504>mmmm yesWhat makes abelardo "right winger", besides the fact that hes called that?He used to be a militant atheist too btw
>>537540153cuz lil nicky is stateside in the fucking big house, as a political prisoner, so abelardo is making the obvious political play in latam and flipping to the populist/bukele political platform that the majority of ppl in sudacaland seem to want anyways.now, will he actually follow through and start going full fednigger on the narcos? idfk. desu i think it seems a bit optimistic with a place as thoroughly corrupted as colombia. but if theres even a sliver of a chance that he does it, thats definitely worth trying
>>537540656>now, will he actually follow through and start going full fednigger on the narcos?Of course not, every faction in colombia is narco, all of abelardo's money was made from defending narcos.Everyone that matters in Colombia is a narco, including the red guerrillas, the blue guerrillas and the elites, including the Uribe family that literally rented airplanes to Pablo Escobar
>>537540558>So cat torturer + narco lawyer is the best you could find in colombia?What I just said fully addresses this question. You're set in your ways and not paying any attention to what I'm saying.>Dont care if he was a toddler. Torturing animals is what psychopaths do when they are kids, you dont grow out of that, you get worse.Even IF this made sense and he was a demon or something, it would still make sense to be practical and choose what's best for the country.But even still, its not reasonable to call someone a psychopath for doing that at 16 and not doing it at all since. Literally only some kind of turbonormie, popular good looking girl type, would think that and be outraged about that.
>>537527354The left will win
>>537540859>it would still make sense to be practical and choose what's best for the country.Best for the country is a cat torturer+ atheist militant+narco lawyer? Oh i see, because *reasons*
>3/4 of my classmates/coworkers would crucify me if they learned I voted for ADLE>Some of the women in particular are willing to completely cut ties with anyone who votes for the right>This includes the girl I liked>The 3 men who are openly religious and right wing have become grup pariahs and are referred to by the others as "the axis of evil"It's the first time I've had to deal with workplace political conversations and it's incredibly exhausting. I don't consider myself right-wing not religious, but I mainly voted for my class interests. My social circle would still call me a fascist for that though.
>>537540988because his proposed policies are literally what colombia needs, idiotwould you prefer a "good guy" who proposes making your life awful or a "psycho" who proposes making your neighborhood safe?>>537540820the guy who proposes ruining all the cocaine fields is not a narco
>>537541172>the guy who proposes ruining all the cocaine fieldsYou mean the literal narco lawyer will simply destroy his own business? And the elites business, and the red guerrillas and blue guerrillas that live from the drug trade will just allow that?What you will get is a a few random massacres unrelated to anything. You'd likely think thats based.
>>537540516>Cuba next.They capitulated already
>>537541153Son unos monos. Se merecen mucha mas pobreza de la que de por si ya tienen por idiotas. En España también es la mayoría así.Las conversaciones de política en el trabajo son agotadoras porque te encuentras con lo mas normie, con el votante promedio. Cuando los políticos hacen esos esloganes tan simplones y faciles de entender, y esos discursos que parecen para niños, son para gente así.
>>537541418>What you will get is a a few random massacres unrelated to anything. You'd likely think thats based.What would those massacres likely be about, why do you think that, and why would I think that's based?
>>537541172>or a "psycho" who proposes making your neighborhood safe?I would not vote for a psycho. Is this like, a hard sell now?Like i have to argue with you why its not good to be ruled by psychopaths?
>>537540820>Of course not, every faction in colombia is narco, all of abelardo's money was made from defending narcos.welp, guess its time to get some narcos in there that arent wingnut faggot commies trying to crash the economy with no survivorspersonally, i cant rly imagine a better guy to go after colombian narcos than a guy who literally used to defend them legally. thats a HUGE advantage that bukele didnt even have when going after his cartelsyou sure do ask a lot of pilpul-y gay questions, huh?how about you answer one: what exactly is your issue with colombia trying to do anything different for itself? i cant imagine anyone who actually has to live in colombia rn would be very interested in keeping colombia as it is rn. even by the usual (poor) standards, it seems to have gotten a LOT worse. are you one of the aforementioned red faggots staring down the possibility of a purge if abelardo wins?
>>537540088A Pajeet like you will never understand our indifferent unapologetic spirit. Just cut your BS off. I already told ya we don't care.
>>537541508>What would those massacres likely be about, why do you think that, and why would I think that's based?Showing violence for the proles. People like you just love to see blood. Maybe you will think "hehe at least hes doing something"
>>537541523>Like i have to argue with you why its not good to be ruled by psychopaths?YesKek you're a fucking idiot. This is not a political debate on tv. We do not have an audience of absolute morons who will vote based on who is more eloquent and easier to understand by morons. I said "even IF he was a psychopath", but he isn't. And the people reading this thread know that.
>>537541544>personally, i cant rly imagine a better guy to go after colombian narcos than a guy who literally used to defend them legally. tWhy would he go after narcos. Thats his money. Is he going to send himself to jail?Is he going to send the top 100 richest families in colombia to jail?Is he going to send to jail the several red/blue guerrilla armies that trade drugs?
>>537541614This is not how politics work, idiot. Democracy keeps leading to anarcho tyrannies that do nothing to criminals. I wish that was how it works kek
>>537541678>"even IF he was a psychopath", but he isn't.Torturing animals is a sign of psychopathy. No psychopath simply stops being a psychopath, only gets worse.
>>537541792>This is not how politics work, idiot. DEven is abelardo becomes a king that rules by decree, he would not end the drug trade because thats how everyone that matters in colombia makes money, including himself. He might crush some competitors and take their market share, thats all he might do.
>>537541819ok dude whatever, I give up because you're not listeningwhile i address, or try to address, what you say, and elaborate on the implications of if you were right, you keep saying the same thingbetween a guy who credibly proposes making streets safe and the country significantly better and not a shithole, and another whose proposals are literally more of the way things are and more crime, the latter is better, because the former tortured cats when he was 16 or something
>>537542002his proposals to make colombia better are specific and credible. that's already rare. like i was just explaining, shit politicians tend to tell people they are shit to their face, but people can't read between the lines. someone with good proposals is likely to be good.
>>537541153>It's the first time I've had to deal with workplace political conversationsYou got Petro to thank for that.One thing I will never forgive that motherfucker for - he had everything in place to stand as a symbol of unity, not caring about people's pasts, transitioning from the aftermath of the peace agreements and the pandemic to something resembling of progressThen he just ruined it all. He's the sole reason there's so much polarization and hatred going on.I wish some madman could just shoot him up so we can move on, but I guess we'd go into civil war then because of his golems going out to burn shit up
>>537541715>Why would he go after narcosbecause its the easiest meatball pitch in all of latin american political history. any old stupid asshole could tee up and knock it out of the parksome ppl prefer power to raw money. politicians most of all.
>>537540516I country of the size of Brazil can't cuckold to another power like US. We do it only because we are dwarf countries. But Macacos have a bigger destiny
So who is winning?Do the commies still have a chance?
>>537542439>Do the commies still have a chance?no i already made the call
>>537542265>He left himself be fooledlollmaoleftoid NEVER makes concessions.
WELCOME TO THE DESCENT TO CHAVISMO. WE ARE BEYOND FUCKED>In la costa right now. All these retards share the same disinformation.
Voting closes in 30 bingsWe should start getting pre-counting results shortly after
>>537544350I will be comfy watching u r gay game. Then maybe seethe if the left wins and laugh if the right wins.
i'm scared bwos.... if cepeda wins it's over
What’s it like in Colombia?? Are there still cartels and like active guerilla wars? Is the globohomo takeover extreme? Are you being flooded with foreigners?
Rolling for colon cancer to do it's job and a literal retarded brown woman becoming president
>>537545532I have never been in Colombia but from a friend who is from there:>Are there still cartelsyes>active guerilla warsonly in rural areas now>Is the globohomo takeover extreme?yes>Are you being flooded with foreigners?that's mostly a first world problem because first world countries are very desirable to live in
>>537545532>foreignersI guess Venezuelans are foreigners but they are ethnically the same as Colombians>globohomoHating israel is so popular even the current retarded president does it>still cartels and guerrillaYes, it was comfy until around 2014~ then they gained more power. Venezuela getting buttfucked by the US may help with driving this issue away back to Mexico.
>all of South America Right Wing>because of picrelWe are truly blessedGood luck Latinx
>He has stated that as a child, he enjoyed tying firecrackers to cats and watching them explode.[8]WTF HOW IS THIS THE FRONTRUNNER FOR PRIME MINISTER?"??
>>537545270I’m moving to brazil. Talked to my brother a few months ago telling him that we needed a way out if things went to hell. He agreed and told me that it was ok. But don’t expect things in economy to go full pobrezuela. This is what I expect >More debt and deficit>eventually commodities will have a bullrun and people will think things are good>inflation will start spiking and reaching double digits >Bear season will come. Shit will hit the fan and all of the sudden you will see hyper inflation, scarcity of goods and people starving.
>>537545673>Rolling for colon cancer to do it's job and a literal retarded brown woman becoming presidentHow do you even get ass cancer in LATAM?Hardcore anal sex?
>>537545532>Are you being flooded with foreigners?>that's mostly a first world problemnigga in bogota like half of the people you see outside are fucking venecos what the FUCK are you talking aboutwe're absolutely overrun with migrants, please someone take these fuckers away
>>537545824>everything in his campaign revolves around the idea of the ‘alpha male’ as an unquestionable sign of his ability to govern,” in order to set himself apart from the conservative candidate, Paloma ValenciaHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>537539983This is the biggest truth about this country, depending on the results there will be a civil war, until Tuesday when everyone will stop caring about it.
COUNTING BEGINShttps://resultados.registraduria.gov.co/v2/resultados/0/00
Vengo aca a ver los gringos peliarse no a saber lo que pasa en este simio pais, regresen a reddit marrones feos
Colbros are you watching some stream for the results?I have blu radio in the background, these niggas are hilarious
>>537545824He said it was a joke. He was fucking up with the host of the program because he is one of these edgy environmentalists .
>>537546203kek i thought it was true. i'd still vote for him.
Holy shit, NARCO VS NARCO, whoever wins, NARCO WINS
>>537545824NOOO NOT THE KITTERINOS I WOULD RATHER VOTE FOR THE GUY THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE ECONOMY
It's fucking over
>>537546442I would vote for Mao S'chlong over a kitty blower
>>537546518STOP THE COUNT
Will Colombia join the rest of South America's right-wing wave?
voting is for goys
>>537546518what I'm gonna do with these funny maymays now
>>537546645
how is Bogota nowadays? thinking of doing my exchange there
2% of votes countedNature is healing
>>537547071WTF IS THAT THINGFUJIMORI YOU MISSED ONEIS THAT A BLOKE OR A WOMAN???
>8% of Choco will be killed by the ELN
>>537547071Vice president choices>Indian bitch>Giga mega jew looking faggotJesus Christ
>>537547244TND
>>537547244
https://youtu.be/_QjX9xOk7LgThread theme
Espriella is back up to 94%, false alarm that Cepeda ever had a chance.
>15% of tables counted in 30 minutesPeruANOs could never
>>537547721H-Hayai!
>>537547721whyis Ivan Castro leading the party? He has such a low trust face it is insane. Notwithstanding being called "ivan" kekThey should've just ran some hot blonde gal or guy
>>537547842FASTER
If narcongolombianniggers choose the commie they should be despised and hated with far more intensity than venekos. Youd be the most retarded people in the world. Fuck petroniggers.
>>537547898>whyis Ivan Castro leading the party?Current president never really designated a protegee and he won some internal party election, mostly because there was like, absolutely zero competition
>>537547898there are literally no politicians that can run on any side, almost everyone is involved on some sort of scandal so only outsiders or retards like that one can runthe current president only won because he had a token black woman as vp and he was against a demented senile old man who partied with whores the week before elections in miami, it's beyond grim
>>537547842>>537547946M.M.MASAKA
>>537548091>>537548107can a foreigner become PM? I will do it. I can do it. I will lead the Columbian Left into Victory.
Almost half counted.Shit's going lightning fast, we'll probably have full in 30 minutes or so.
Will petroniggers block the roads?If so, will right wingers do something about it or will they let themselves get cucked like in 2021?
>>537548372>this picturelmao
>>537548372>46.74%STOP. STOP! MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO GO SO FAST!
So. when can we expect the salt?
Holy shit, gotta text my parents so they stay inside home.>>537548388Military is deployed to stop them this time.
>>537548554It's already kicking in
I’m getting word that Espriella is going to kill and/or imprison all niggers, à la Bukake, and that’s why leftists are freaking out. Any truth to this?
>>537546518Thank fuck jews lost
>>537548556>militaryKneegger military was cucked under petro. Guerrillas expanded. I have a hard time believing petro will send the military to combat his own niggersI actually know colombian military man and that's why i care that this tranny fucker is destroying your cunt. Amongst the tougest niggas i know.
>>537548799He wants to let private investors build huge prisons and then go old testament on all niggers, I doubt he will deliver but that's what he wants to do.
>>537546604Argentina is a jewish colony thoughbeit
>80%Pack it up boysPeople are already starting to make some celebration noises in my neighborhood
>>537548797It’s so funny that women like this exist in Colombia and other South American countries. It’s like they’ve adopted all of the American left’s talking points and anxieties. Uncanny.
>>537534152If Abelardo wins, it's ok. We can deal with jewish bullshit for a while, and it will take time until it actually materializes, and Israel is under "control" by Hezzbollah and Iran. But if Cepeda wins it's a unironically existing issue for me. Like we have guerrilla growing on our backyard and I will have to move in 2 months max. It pisses me so much cityniggers try to play the environment crap in favor of Cepeda.
>>537548841Damn spoke too soonNow we have that shit to deal with
no longer ogre
>>537548875jews are far-right coded
>>537548556Already did
>>537548966>>537548841Lmao you stupid fucking nigger. Goddamn you Indios are retarded. Get fucked retard.
De La Espriella already with more votes than what Petro got on his election, it's crazy.
Twitter is just as you would expect
>>537549191its still too close for my liking. Some bullshit guerrilla ridden town in the middle of nowhere could make the difference still.
>LATAM ELECTION>LOOK INSIDE>49.99% FAR LEFT COMMUNIST ALLIANCE>50.01% FAR RIGHT ZIONIST MAGAwhat causes this'
PETRONIGGERS MELTIE
>>537549271> All those trans flagsOf fucking course, in the best case scenario they are bots.
>>537549331Because they're counting left-wing areas first. The fact that it's even this close now, shows the election is already over.
>live tormented by veneco immigrants and guerrillas>vote against commiessimple as
>>537549384Dios te oiga Kenji Alberto
>>537549320It's too close man.
>>537549473> 94,54% alreadyDamn despite the memes we are pretty efficient at counting
>>537549557Every juror just wants to get the fuck outta there
>>537549557how is it 95% of 122k, if both sides only have about 12k each?
>>537549018Jews are the synagogue of satan, in US they are predominantly leftist — they follow the path of the highest satanic>>537549142Lol sorry forgot how (((damnnocracry))) works. And your governments will always be jewish so youll never no any different lol damn shame.
>>537549473This is actually the second worst scenarioThe distance being this little is big trouble, Petro is gonna deploy the golems, shit can hit the fan hard tonight and the following weeks
>>537549692Petro was gonna deploy them even if the difference was 10M votes, he has been on a melty all day on twitter.
>97% counted in 1 hourThe big loser today? Peru
>>537549692YES PLEASE!!!
I wish the threats for voting were real. Then we'd win easily and make the downrecha eat shit.I wish Gustavo Petro would actually proclaim himself president for another 8 years.
>>537549801Fuck
>>537549692The army hates Petro's guts to hell and back. Once the count is over he is no longer president and he cant do stupid shit no more. Also he cant play that game when is obvious Caqueta people have the gun right to their heads because those results there are insane
>>537549801Holy shit, petro will go out and cry hard. Expect big riots
Medellin aka full of narcos and prostitutes voting for a literal fascistPoison the water supply and cleanse the nation in Antioquia
>>537549791Yeah that was always his plan but now they'll somewhat have some margin of credibility, it's all bullshit of course but still
>>537549948I wish he was a literal fascist, boy would I love Alvaro Uribe on crack.He's just gonna be another "eh" president.
>>537549801It's so fucking kek that a grown-ass Latino man could be cucked enough to go into a voting booth and vote for... whatever the fuck this is As a White man, that's too embarrassing to even think about. Shameful, even
Wonder if the new guy will actually pull a Bukele like claimed he'd do.What would be the best place in the country to place the new super prison?
>>537549948>clean the nation in Antioquia Literally the best and most prosperous department in the whole country thanks to not being a bunch of commie faggots. I recently left Medellin after 10 years, best place to make money if you are not a communist piece of shit
>>537550039Don't google Francia Marquez, the current VP.
>>537549557>>537549622>>537549801WHERE ARE THE OTHER FUCKING VOTES HOW IT 24k/122k = 95%
>>537550045I don't think he will, unless he does a bukele and takes over congress and the courts
>>537549948>a literal fascistThis is a meaningless trannyism. If there was an actual Narco-Fascist regime (and not just in your schizophrenic head), your head would be chopped off and lining a boulevard, in addition to your penis which you've apparently already chopped off, you fucking disgusting troon.
>>537550045In the best case scenario there will be no jails, just assassinations. But if you ask me somewhere in Meta seems like the obvious choice
>>537550045Very unlikely. He won’t do shit
>>537550055Just realize there will be a civil war if the fascist pig is elected. Medellin will be razed to the ground in fire. Narco /prostitute trash. Shithole. Your blood will flow
>>537527354Rooting for el tigre. TOTAL COMMIE DEATH. There’s so much disgusting brown communist trash in this thread it’s unreal.
I hope every Abelardonigger dies (except those from my familiy, i'm not a lefty so i love to show my hipocresy instead of hiding it) also, both Cepeda and Petro have the responsability for this baldass nigger winning, one didn't even try to make a decent campaing, and the other made so many fucking mistakes it is almost surreal, fuck this country, im gonna beat an Israeli to death as soon as i can in Cartagena
>>537550101Those are tables where people went to vote. Over 20M people voted at those 122k locations with 5 people counting each one, so there were 600k jurors counting and processing the votes.
>>537550066Fucking lol. Some guys have a weird fetish for le strong black women meme. It's still extremely cucked but somehow more understandable than voting for la creatura de los Amazona Jungles, that thing's straight out of the fucking river man. Throw it back in
>>537527354Spics gonna spic
>>537550179AAAAJAJAJA EL KUKA SENIORES
>>537550193oh
>the 300k+ blank votes could've helped Cepeda win Kek. I voted for ADLE in the end, but planned to claim I voted blank to avoid ire from my (abundant) lefty friends.
>>537550179Cart(ha)gena is where the jews are? Thank you for this enlightenment revelation mi amigo
>>537550179Mate if Cepeda wins the country will be weakened by internal conflict and THEN it will be easy plate for the jews anyway. Can you people please think and plan ahead further than 2 weeks.
>>537550297Kjj
>>537550341The Epstein kind of jews even.
>>537550055Antioquia is arguably the “whitest” (latin American standards obviously) part of Colombia, which is why it’s not as disfunctional as the rest of the country. We really should break away from the rest of the country. The costa monkeys and Indio trash would starve without us.
>>537550159In your fucking dreams, tranny. Guess who would swoop in to save the day? Yours truly. We'd literally fucking napalm your dogshit mountain village before we let you commies take over another country by force. Your superiors know this, too, btw, and are absolutely fucking terrified.
>>537540516Lula is unironically the epitome of "it's actually not real socialism". Just look at his cabinet. If he actually gave a shit about ideology and muh cause, he would've done something about Cuba niggers already.Except, he didn't. He knows what's the smart thing to do. Why risk jeapordizing his economy, which is doing pretty well right now, over some shithole ideological geopolitics that don't really concern him in the end? He just has to be careful of glowniggers. He'll be fine.
>>537550384Why dont the guerillas go in and attack them? These kikes have cartel connections?
Is Lula the last South American leftist president?
>>537550413>flag >without usRAUS
Well this will go for scrutiny.How the fuck did we as a society get stuck with these 2 damn clowns? I'm not very fond of Uribe and his goonies but i honestly would have seen Paloma in a better light than this closeted faggot nouveau riche
>>537550159There will be a civil war because of t like you who can’t accept defeat. Go and hang yourself, nigger. Try again in 4 years
if this faggot gets elected we'll literally have two presidents with american citizenship in latin americaloool
>>537550427>>537550543Him and Uruguay will be the only ones left.
Los colombianos empezaremos a comer ארפה
>>537550582back in the 90's you literally had communists taking your supreme court hostage sponsored by narcos colombia has always been a bit of a bad joke
>>537550582Paloma has the big debuff of being a woman, nothing can fix that.
>>537550613The new Peruvian president may have Japanese citizenship. Chile’s probably has German. Imagine that. Heil
>>537550549Colombians live in the US too, meme flag saar. Shocking, I know.
>>537550769petro has italian
>>537550769Need a French president somewhere so we can be the 21st century African colonies.
>>537550582Uribe was never good at choosing Protégés. the best bet we have right now is someone who kind of could do something like him. I voted for Abelardo but I'm still on the fence if he actually delivers.
>>537550413You arguably exported most of the biggest and deepest problems that are affecting our country as a whole, to the rest of regions. Your """economy""" grew on the back of the misery that the government inflicted on the coffe-based Santander economy. It's sad americans didn't somehow fail one of their nuclear tests and accidentaly send a nuke in that shithole full of cryyptojews, thieves, murderers and drug dealers
>>537550345And we giving the country directly to them by popular vote is different somehow? >>537550297KYS, i'd rather have Kast than that ugly fucking disgenic jew>>537550434Think of this as an answer to both your post mate, they go to the most visited part of the city (Centro Historico) and they own one building there, they manage it (quite normal desu) but people see underaged bitches come in there by the dozen always, it is as easy as doing something there, but that's the safest part of the city (even if they mug fat 'Muricans every night, deserved for being fat more than 'muricans)>>537550329Honestly as much as i hate you this is based, fuck some lefty bitch, nigger
>>537550801They all live in Florida with the other scum in Miami. Only mexcriment here in Texas.>bitching about my flag. I don’t use team Epstein’s rag>>537550832Would be funny if Venezuela annexed the Guianas and a Frenchie took over Caracas
>>537550850>>537550748Makes you wonder how Miguel Uribe would've performed had he not been, y'know...
>>537550179Kill youserlf subhuman nigger. Literally shoot yourself or wlit your goddamn nigger wrists. Your life is worthless, you are beneath shit filthy nigger. If i could i would personally break every nigger bone of yours so you could experience the death you deserve, filthy petronigger.
>>537550886No offense, but you sound giga brown and poor. I can’t wait till based tigre throws you farc subhumans out of helicopters.
>>537550941Alright ive heard enough thanks for the update Fucking narcos AND jews
>>537551055Is that you, Rhona?
Yep there he is
>424.933 blank voteslmao, Fajardo had the last laugh
>>537550850It's going to be a Milei-tier circus full of blowjobs to Israel, and who knows if he will actually deliver on security or will just knock down on the criminals that didn't help him, because it's well known the bastard grew thanks to representing paras and scammers of the kind of Saab and DMG
>>537551036iirc he was not all liked by the majority as Abelardo right now. I do believe his death helped cement a lot of lite right people into full far right hardliners. Specially after Petro's comments about the killer
>>537551183fuck is it really that close?i thought this was a cake walked based on the prediction markets
>>537551021Miami is based, though. Mostly light mestizos and criollos with money live there which is why all brown trash in the rest of the US and LA seethe about it constantly.
>>537550689Both with "leftist" governments that are willing to play ball. They'll be fine.
>>537551183Is this honestly the best outcome? Split government? Jews will be extra mad. So will the opposition.. and then.. ?
>>537551245Last time the adjustment was of around 20k votes, it would require some heavy fuckery to change 100k votes. He's coping.
>>537551245Prediction markets are literally owned by jews. Lol
>>537551126didn't know comuna 13 drug addicts had access to vpnsalso>paisa>tpmy damn sides, kill yourself, or maybe not who cares, Tussi will do it's work on you anyway
>>537551183Guess I’m staying here. Venezuela 2.0 in the making, except without oil. F.
Thoughts on the diaspora vote map (orange = right, purple = left)
petro already deploying his retards in bogota
>>537551417You’re very welcome to keep your gay modern meddling to cuba, lord knows if theres any country that could benefit from American influence its a country that is literally starving from famine
>>537551468with the peru one it was solidly fujimori for people abroadare people more left wing there?
>>537551183But he is right though. Statistics is on his side. Thankfully Bernie Moreno is in Colombia, so this nigger wont rig shit
>>537551468based
>>537551055Anon, i don't think i'm worthless or something, go and drink Stella Artois or something, you're mad with rage, that's noth healthy
>>537551468Japan loves right-wing latin american dictators.
>>537551468Based purple Fuck the orange jews
Se ganó por 1 pelo de QK, horrible, Atlas Intel diciendo que Abelardo ganaba por 8 puntos.
Petro was such a clown during 4 years that it actually gave a nobody like Abelardo a chance to win. This is all thanks to the neo-religion known as the modern left. Fuck the global feminist Cult btw, those rabid cunts are staying in government no matter who wins.
>>537551468Why the fuck are rightwing colombians in China?
Salt already cooking.
>>537551468Of course those cunts vote left, there they don't have to deal themselves with the consequences like us over here. Like the Iranian diaspora. Now ask some poor fuck on bajo Cauca or Caquetá what he thinks of everything.
>>537551568He is Argentinian. They have a system which runs on izzat and angst ive seen it for myself, super proud, super ego. Bleh
>>537551704deservedwho tf is dumb enough to actually believe in "total peace"
>>537551704> twitterMay as well post pics of your shit. Do neither btw
>Abelardo wins>Urgay losesBest timeline
>>537551691The Chinese are hardworking and business loving. Local lazy and uneducated leftards, which are mentally colonized by the American left, idolizing China is very ironic.
>>537551704lmfao keep posting more
>>537551869Also leftoid Bielsa is loosing
>>537551877this is trueleftoids in the americas will never understand this
>>537551691We love to work. Ofc it will be full of right wingers. The left full of shit idolizing Venezuela, surprisingly compare themselves to Norway, while they’re closer to fucking cuba
>>537550689>>537551313I updated the South America map
>>537551394Even the lowest, poorest mestizo from Medellin is still better than your nigger commie ass. I hope you enjoy living out in the jungle with the rest of the farc indios for the rest of your miserable life.
>>537551869Cuidado con cabo verde
>>537552025China owns Urgay?
>>5375520791:1Uruguay!!I saw Uruguay’s rugby team play here a few years ago. Cool fans
Ok so pretty much ADLE wins. Fuck that was intense. Now lets hope he delivers on TGD (Total guerrilla death)
>>537552250Fingers crossed.
Kpopers LOST
NI CON TRAMPAS PUDIERONMAMERTOS HIJUEPUTASGANAMOS!!!!!!!!
>>537552250god i can't wait to see american + colombian TGD
>>537552177>China has been a massive contributor to Uruguay's economy, being the country's largest trading partner since 2016.>The two countries are collaborating on the development of China's Belt and Road Initiative>Yamandú Orsi visited China from 1-7 February 2026 despite repeated warnings from Trump.>He did so to show his commitment to strengthening ties to Beijing even furtherChina has Urugay by the balls
>>537550427He was literally scammed by GAESA over the cuban port building with brazilian money more than a decade ago.
>>537552250I'm looking forward to pro-market reforms, fuck this dogshit retarded tax system and bureaucracy, Argentina is growing its GDP at 4%+, we need to aim for something like that if we wanna stop being a poorfag 3rd world shithole
>>537552250It was fucking close but the best campaign slogan won.
>>537552059I'm not even a leftie. I'm just disgusted by you rats.
wait... his party's logo is literally a tiger...
>>537552324>>537552558BASED. Start revving up those helicopter engines. Comrades need to start learning to fly lol.>>537552625>doesn’t deny being a nigger
>jew won>right wing candidateI though /pol/ was National Socialist, who let him win?
>>537552723that was his entire persona
>>537552725not a nigger either. You're probably a brown fag constantly coping everyy day in the morning to see if his skin is a tiny bit whiter than yesterday
It's Petrover.
>>537552884i hope he crashes out on twitter one last time lmao
>>537552884>>537552923Nothing will top the "HEIL HITLER"
>>537552923>>537553054>he unironically named the jewholy fucking shithe's crashing it with no survivors
>>537553054i really liked the one when trump said he was sending planes and he went>i'm not afraid to die>i can't wait to be killed by american special forcesmeanwhile nobody actually cared
>>537553073HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAlmao at least he can be funny (while being a faggot communist)
>>537553073i mean he has a point running those polling stations with proprietary software is bullshit
>>537553073Wait I thought the commies were allied with the jews, what is this?
>>537553073BASED NAME THE JEW
>>537553073Man, imagine if he wasn't a commie. Unironically the Colombian Hitler.
CAN ANY COLOMBIAN FAGGOTS IN HERE EXPLAIN WHY DID THE RIGHT WING CANDIDATE DO SO MUCH BETTER IN THE CAPITAL CITY THAN IN PREVIOUS ELECTIONS AND DID WORSE IN COUNTRY SIDE?I NOTICED THAT BIG CITIES IN LATIN AMERICA VOTE MORE RIGHT WING THAN MOST OF EU AND NA FOR SOME REASON.
>>537553162nigga this point has been beaten to death already so i'm not gonna go in too much detail but the only thing this "software" does make a sum of the votes, just a calculator, every single vote is counted manually
He looks Bukele-coded. Colombros QRD?
>>537553317cause the countryside is full of retarded indians
>>537553317Read this tweet (why the fuck am I saying this on /pol/ I never thought I would say these words ever in this context jfc clown world.) >>537553073
>>537553319there's no good reason the software should be proprietaryshould be fully open to the public for full transparencyit should also run on an open OS you cant really trust anything digital that is run on proprietary software cause it's just a black box
>>537553317Bogota (the capital) voted for the leftie.>>537553374He's a jew, we're screwed.>>537553315Kino
>>537553317Guerilla dominated zones force people to vote for the left wing candidate.If they don't go and vote, they get fined or killed. When they vote they have to take a picture and show, if it's not the left candidate, they get killed.Around 1M votes lost to this.
>>537553463Every party and a bunch of international auditors can access it and check it on request, just because they don't have it up on github doesn't mean it's a black boxAnyone who thinks the software cooks anything up can just cross-check with the actual physical forms which are all uploaded to the cloud and public.
Anyone who chimps out and tries blocking roads after the narco commies lose should be shot on sight
>>537553647not saying it's rigged just saying he has a point about thatthe point about israel is bullshit and quite rich for the supposed liberal progressives to say such things this cunt deserves to lose and amazing people actually voted for himi remember him above all when he made a clown of himself in new york
Someone make a new thread. I need to rub it in on all the brown commie faggots here.
>>537554605please go ahead>>537554604>>537554604>>537554604
>>537550602medellin narcos did election fraud. as usual. notice how close election is. i want to genocide them. disgusting race
