Question: Do the ogre magi conjoined sisters have to pay taxes once or twice?
>>537548995They are most likely "disabled" and don't have to pay most taxes
Imagine the blow job they give….
>>537549067>They are most likely "disabled" and don't have to pay most taxesLife already taxed them.
>>537548995When you fuck it, does one scream and the other listens?
>>537549139>ImagineFilm exists.
>>537548995Imagine if they were guys. What would they do if one was gay and one was straight?
>>537549139Since they share a lung you can throatfuck one for hours while the other does the breathing
>>537549067They actually have job Even freak like this have job while nigger and a lot of Latino living on welfare, you don’t hate nigger and Latino enough
>>537549291You can be on disability and work
Would
>>537549232They'd both be faggots
>>537549291You will never be white, Ranjeet.
>>537548995That's actually a really good question anon. But I assume they have two passports so.
>>537549232The straight one sues the homo one, for giving him AIDS.
>>537548995They work for one salary
>>537549139yeah i was just thinking about facefucking them. not sure how though? mouth to mouth? or fucking just one head and make the second one jealous? maybe ballgag the second. or slap and spit one and skullfuck the other. or mix it? what do you think?
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>>537549280kek, based
>>537548995>>537549139>Imagine the blow job they give….>>537549203>>Imagine>Film exists.AYO HOLUP! Where dat film at white boy!?
>>537548995They had to pay tuition for two. The government jew will get their due.
>>537549523>They work for one salaryThey qualify as a corporation.
>>537548995They have separate birth certificates, and thus their own separate SSN and would file separate taxes. BUT it has been reported that they only get one salary as teachers. We don’t know if that salary is paid out to one, or split; so one may be paying full tax, the other no income, or both are filing (with lower taxable amounts).To really joggin your noggin: what if one conjoined twin commits a crime? (There are actually precedents for this in legal history….)
>>537549232>Imagine if they were guys. What would they do if one was gay and one was straight?The straight normal one would suggest a trip to Mexico resort. "Yayyyss totes yes!" would say the gay one. Once there, the straight normal one would try to hire cartel guys to saw off the faggot head.
>>537549540from what I understand they both share teh same lung so technically you could throatfuck one of them continuously without having to stop to let them breathe since the other one can do the breathing
>>537549598>They qualify as a corporation.HR lady gonna be busy.
>>537548995One is married. I kid you not. The dude gets to have his sister-in-law burp up his semen after his wife swallows his thick ribbons of cum... An absolute Chad!
>>537548995does it count as sexual assault if one of them wants to whack off but the other doesn't?
>>537549675i mean you get creative with this (these?) hoe
>>537549280hot
>>537549675>from what I understand they both share teh same lung so technically you could throatfuck one of them continuously without having to stop to let them breathe since the other one can do the breathingThere would be farting noises from the queefing and backflow of air from the cock pumping suction. Now imagine if one likes to swallow and the other doesn't>"Bitch you better not swallow that load!">"Mmmmm">"Oh fuck! NO YOU DIDN! Imma puke now and it's coming out of your mouth cause Imma holding mine shut!"
>>537549796Hoeflation is out of control.
>>537549796>An absolute Chad!looks like a redditor. i bet both heads are kicking him to the balls. they rim tyrone while the cuck is in chastity and cuckcage.
>>537549139>IESLB kikes
>>537548995Given that they only got one degree but had to pay double the tuition at uni, it's most likely the most jewey version.
>>537549796>An absolute Chad!Not with that face. WTF is wrong with so many younger white "men" these days?????He's probably older than me but he looks like a boomer and a major faggot yo!
>>537549598School teacher(s).Not even kidding.Imagine this is what your child sees everyday.
>>537549540On head slow and deep. The other machine gunning throat fucking!
Imagine The Duel Moans
>>537548995What the fucks wrong with this world. That things disgusting
>>537548995Imagine having to live a life where one has to taste it and the other has to smell it.
>>537550032this. looks like a faggot
>>537550043>School teacher(s).Gawd them teacher-student sex scandals gonna be lit when it gets leaked out yo.
>>537548995Which one is driving?
>>537548995imagine the blowjobs
>>537550058nice.
>>537549796I HAVE to see what this looks like idk why I just have too
>>537549540One be sucking the head/shaft and the other suckling the balls yo! Then switch out. Give them each a min between switches and see who gets the coom.
>>537550132imagine the dual rimjobs
>>537550238do you think they both get pussy tingles when that fat fuck plows them? i wonder if they can suck each other's tongue while you ram that wide ass from the back
>>537548995If that was me I'd be tempted to kill the other head, cut away all the muscle and meat, pin up the neck bones, and sew up the skin so I'd have this like skull growing out of my shoulder.Maybe light a candle in there to walk around at night.
>>537549796god damn imagine the double divorce rape
>>537549796What if one of them dies? They couldnt separate them, so it would be walking around with a rotten corpse flopping around on it
>>537550309i think so. all women are whores. even the one body, two heads type.
>>537550500just cut the head off and bam she's not a freak any more
I think one of them is legally married now so if it's a republican government they are living under it's 2 sets of taxes, if it's a democrat, then it's just the one.
>>537550500cut off the head at the neck, turn the stump into a coat rack
>>537548995What they should do is just take turns sleeping, work 24 hours a day and bank overtime until they can retire.
>>537549969Seriously, imagine if these were weird looking conjoined males. No woman would go near them.
>>537549500>sending your conjoined twin to prison
>>537549232And they only have one asshole…
>>537550830idk bro you can get really creative with two mouths so close together..
imagine a version with one head, but 4 feet for footfags
>>537549796>married to one of them>oneThat’s so fucked up, honestly.
>>537550693>good head gets out on good behavior >bad head has to wear a hannibal lector mask with one-armed straight jacket >bad leg gets a ball and chain, good leg gets a hoverboard I think we can make this work
>>537551012good thinking anon
>>537548995do they get to vote twice, pay taxes twice, get two unemployment checks? How do they decide to change lanes or take an offramp?
imagine getting a blowjob and then just throwing ropes on the others face >Im sorry it was an accident
>>537551440new sex technique learned>the neckjob
>>537549067imagine though, double taxation because 2 people occupy one body
>>537551519taxation is theft bro, you can take one of my heads as payment
>>537549280I thought that was a woman's fetish>>537549969How is that hoeflation? It's not like they said they wanted it on social media like every other whore.
>>537550971>>537549796How else would it would it work? One man can legally only marry one woman. IIRC they only have one vulva, so he is basically fucking both of them at the same time.
what if one decides to rope herself, will the other survive having fun watching?
>>537549203Link?
>>537549291stfu jew. entire populations who were targeted historically by the government dont just bounce back after a couple hundred years of government interference
>>537548995Would
>>537551578compare the looks of the guy to the literal freak of nature standing next to him
The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of those at and below the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.2 heads2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery corrected scoliosis.2 completely separate spinal cords2 arms (originally 3, but the rudimentary central arm was removed, leaving the central shoulder blade in place)1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery expanded the pleural cavities.2 breasts2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both)4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities1 diaphragm with well coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect2 stomachs2 gallbladders1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobeY-shaped small intestine, with slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture1 large intestine (one colon, rectum, and anus)3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right1 bladder1 set of reproductive organs2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally1 slightly broad pelvis2 legs
>>537556127it's absolutely insane that they are alive holy shit
>>537550636You never know, few exceptions exist that have little or nothing to do with money and shit. Even Jeets bag a real hot one once in a while
>>537548995They have a single income as a teacher. It's probably in just one of their names. If it were in both their names, then they'd benefit from it because their individual incomes and hence tax rates would be much lower -- two deductions, two exemptions, half the income each.
>>537548995so which one is controlling the steering wheel and which one the pedals?
>>537549796Dude looks like a walmart version of Mr. Beast. He also looks like a didler.
>>537549796>chadkek
>>537549796If only you knew how unbelievably awesome everything is...
>>537550171One is brunette now the other a blonde. Patricians choice...
Ive never known how they work as a person but I have seen The Picture
>>537548995they had to pay insurance twice, so taxes are probably the same.
I want them to dominate and humiliate me.
>>537548995>Pronouns: she/they
>>537549139You are just wetting yourself at thr though of charging goyim with that porn
Imagine the sex
>>537548995If they divorce, who asks divorce first?If they get to swallom, do the guy has enough for both?Who decides when to fart?
>>537556127>3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 rightSo the right is one is the parasite. I knew it!
>>537549139Sick fucking jew freaks are demonic
>>537549796You know they could be the first Onlyfans billionaires
>>537548995fucking them would give u the pov of an ancient chariot rider
>>537549796lucky bastard
>>537548995>the mother had an "A" name and a "B" name so she could remember which twin was born first....
>>537549232How about a show where one of them is a flamming homo and the other one is a dedicated muslim. And they have to begrudgingly go through each others wildly different lifestyles.
>>537560916jet black anthro pussy is for white males
>>537548995They were forced to pay two college tuitions but their job is only paying them one salary
>>537548995Runnin's not as fun as hittin'
>>537556127Yeah but if you watch videos of "them" it becomes obvious only one is in control and the other is basically just a parasite hanging off her side. They pretend to share control for obvious reasons. >>537560916>>537561339Nice art. Hopefully I don't get banned for sharing my approval again.
>>537550072Even better imagine one asleep while you’re fucking the other and she wakes up shocked and in a state of euphoria. Now imagine the look of one watching her sister being pleased biting her lips.
>>537549796one licks his asshole and balls the other swallows his load he probably has the most intense orgasms most men couldn't imagine.
>>537561526That is funny as fuck. God I love America
>>537549291latrine is your whore of a mother, kike prostitute.fucking parasite, I'm white south american, have nothing to do with the roman empire, neither do you, parasite.Mutts and niggers are a product of abrahamism, not romans. Disingenuous homosexual.
Daily reminder that since they share a single vagina, they are in a constant state of incest.
>>537548995>Abby and Brittany HenselWould.
>>537548995What I want to know is if it's considered incest if they masturbate. If one get horny, does the other one get horny too? And how does the one bring up the conversation to the other? It's not like they can masturbate in private. I'd like a case study please.
>>537548995OP is a jeet trying to game the system... you and your roomies gonna pretend to be conjoined?
>>537548995Do you think they cosign for eachother?
>>537548995do they both feel it when they shlick?
>>537562870>How do they coordinateThey (probably) feel aroused at the same time. Making consent unavoidable. It's probably a bit of talking, a little touching while the "non-married" head pretends to ignore, then gets so aroused she breaks and licks her wife husband while he fucks her sister and her at the same time.Pretty hot shit, the moaning must be insane, as many have stated.
>>537548995The boyfriend is an absolute Chad. Constant 3-somes with sisters nonetheless!
>>537563106Imagine if they both get married.
>>537549139>Imagine the blow job they give…. they did it
>>537548995Can't believe they are still alive, I remember the threads on /b/ like 20 years ago
>>537548995They file conjointly.
>>537549291jew send nigger and latino to America, hate jew more. Die screaming.
>>537563223>they did itWhere can you find the footage?
>>537560916The left grew over the right
>>537550500>so it would be walking around with a rotten corpse flopping around on ityes and it would send the husband straight to jail for necrophiliathat would snowball very quickly
>>537548995TwiceThey had to take their driving test twice as well. Twice the services twice the tax.
>>537559138>you know>he knows you know>you know he knows you know>he knows you know he knows you know
>>537564285>2 stomachs feeding 1 colon... Imagine the bulk.
>>537550500The other would probably die very quickly if not at around the same time due to complications and cross dependencies.
>>537549796look at that sick fuck you can see the absolute degeneracy emanating from him....
>>537563287carlos!
>>537550500There's only really one body below the heads, so that couldn't really happen
>>537548995If one says no, but the other says yes is it rape?
>>537550440Jesus Christ kek
>>537548995They're ettins, not ogres. Be cool.
>>537560916>>537561339now these are some good political posts
