Is there illicit human cloning services on the Dark Web? I mean, you do know what they say: "you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all". So why not this as well?Because there's this pretty yet potentially "aroace" girl I know and like whom if I don't otherwise have a chance with I'd like a clone of instead.
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>>537554786Yes, but the downside is that they're born at 1 years old
Also yes, before you ask, yesIf you clone yourself that counts as gay
>>537554874I explicitly said I want to clone this GIRL. Not myself. What are you babbling about?
>>537554829I can wait. Only need to do so until puberty and adolescence anyways, even though I'm nineteen going on twenty right now. I really want this girl. I need to make up for all that my parents took away from me, moving across the whole entire god damn country and whatnot (this girl is in Maine. I'm in Maine right now too but it's now too late even if she wasn't already probably "aroace").
>>537555066Okay I'll leave GAY unchecked for now
>>537555066>I need to make up for all that my parents took away from me, moving across the whole entire god damn country and whatnotThe jews did that, not your parents. I suggest you take it up with them instead of harboring resentment for your family.
Rich people have been cloning for years
Send me 10k USD in XMR and I'll get right on it
>>537554786I can't find shit on an onion network besides honeypots.
>>537555294What do you mean? They're responsible for them moving me across the whole entire god damn country seperating me from people I once knew including thi girl? Look I'm not a big supporter of Jews since I'm not a fan of circumcision (I'm uncircumcised myself) but still.
Tor is a total edgelord joke.
Does the clone have the same characteristics what's the research on this you might not like her anymore
>>537555369The Epstein files appear to debunk that. WIsh it was true just so I know it's possible.
>>537555523Presumably they would have the same PHYSICAL ones if nothing else, right? And that sort of is what matters since I don't need her personality and skills in order to have sex with her and I can appreciate those from afar.
>>537555468Aww, really?
>>537555573Oh about that. Since we invented cloning we also discovered that Lamarkian evolution is the true path, so...She will only look the same way if she also hates youSorry.
See, this is why people usually end up cloning and raping themselves. To death.That's way it's illegal
>>537555640Huh? WHat are you talking about?
>>537555701Sorry
>>537555671I'm talking about cloning this girl, not myself.
I'm not going to give you my cloning machine, stupid glowie
Post more dark web kitty
>>537555416They cloned a sheep decades ago. Rich people get their pets cloned all the time. Didn’t some Chinese scientist get in trouble for doing it with humans a few years back?
>>537555737Also did you remember to pay the licensing and ownership fees for clones
>>537555895Yeah I doubt I could afford it if such a thing existed. I still want to do it though.
>>537554786The dark web has been dead for like 10 years now. You'll find nothing there, but fake honeypot sites made by glowniggers.
>>537556004No there's got to be a way.
>>537555939>He was gonna clone before being able to afford a MindSlave Collar
>>537554786No. Its just for drugs, "anarchist" blogs and ceepee.
>>537556153So the saying "you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all" is a lie?
>>537554786This isn't the 00s anymore you aren't going to easily find anything like Silkroad that isn't a honeypot. The actual dark web that isn't full of honeypots is an invitation only thing these days, anything you can access without invitation will be a honeypot lot of groups purposely are almost impossible to find and you'll most likely never run into them. Not everything on the dark web is illegal but lot of it is so there really isn't a good reason to seek anything out on and I doubt you rub shoulders with anyone that would give you an invitation to something nefarious or obscure.
>>537556530Does anyone here have an invitiation to human cloning services on it then? I heard 4chan was a good place to look for Dark Web links.
>>537556709>invitiation to human cloning servicesWhat do you fucking think the dark web actually is? Are you 12?>I heard 4chan was a good place to look for Dark Web linksThat Fox News report from 2007 still doing damage I see.
>>537556949They say you can find anything on there, anything at all. And I wish I was twelve again. Then I wouldn't be under the law so much as I am now and could afford to make a move on this girl as such.
