that's about all...
>>537566823styx is a fucking loser.
>>537566920He was one of the most eloquent commentators of the paat 20 years, and he's highly knowledgeable. It's a shame he's been on a path of self-destruction and I will be sad if he meets his ultimate demise.
>>537566823>>537566920What's causing him to look like this is it drugs or alcohol? Is he addicted to drugs that's my only conclusion that he somehow got a drug addiction.
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>>537567019It's alcohol. Dries you into a lizard
>>537566920that may be, but he married an aryan princess and plowed her tight puss for years (until she cheated on him with her drug dealer)
>>537567190Stolas gives Stolas takes
>>537567190sure buddy.
>>537567274such doth life>>537567285he did though, a blonde, blue eyed, dutch teenie bopper
>>537566823Is he tired of winning yet?
>>537567429so what went wrong then?>>537567190if she was fucking drug dealers, I bet they were blackalso, he married a druggy whore then lol
>>537566823....peace out...Tarl. you just aren't the same anymore. You were always a bit of a brown-noser and smooth talker, saying what your viewers want to hear, because this comes naturally to you as a member of the Warwick family. But that was only the half of your appeal. You had actual clout by virtue of your numerous book publications, and your political and social commentary was exceptional erudtite, consistently predictive, appealing to listen to, and covered a wide variety of topics. But, you've lost the keys to the Clankdom and it's been almost entirely your fault. And for what? Nutty Norman? Goodnoff? Why did your life end up this way...were you just too delusional to realize that actions have consequences?
>>537566823Tarl, you can't do this...you should know that this isn't the way you should live your life. You could have gone back to school, gotten a JD and ran for political office. What the fuck happened man? You're wanted in multiple states now, is that right? I just can't believe it. You've been a big part of my parasocial life for over a decade now. You were like the dad I never had. I'm so twisted about all this. If you're dying, I wish you well. *clanks spoon*
>>537568118She cheated on him with her drug dealer, had the drug dealer’s child and told styx it was his, he divorced her when he found out. The drug dealer was white. She used to have a youtube channel called elizabeth’s philosophy or kitchen or something like that. Im sure you can find a picture of them
Styx I love you, don't give up brother. been a fan for 10+ years. I hit the like button on every video you make. Clank on forever
>>537567190the drug dealer story sounds like made up nonsense, Elizabeth didn't seem like a druggie, just a slightly autistic woman. plus they were living in Holland, the fuck you need a drug dealer for? the common ones are legal and are sold in stores.
>>537567019>>537567134Same problem as Rekieta, plus mix bpd women in there. I'm not one to shame a guy for having a few too many beers and running their mouth, but once you get to the point of downing a bottle of hard liquor a night you're near collapse.
>>537569199JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED
>>537566823This dude is a sad shell of a human.
>>537567019White trash caveman genes.
>>537567798>>537568118>>537567019He doesn't have the genes to be an alcoholic. To truly be an alcoholic you have to be a fat piece of shit like Ethan Ralph whose ancestors were drinking to borderline alcoholic coma daily.You can't be a skinny effeminate twink like Styx.
>>537570701I know skinny femboy alcoholics. They're cuties.
Damn, i feel sad for the stix man. This is what happens when you play with the devil
>>537566974>He was one of the most eloquent commentators of the paat 20 years, and he's highly knowledgeable.
>>537567098I don't think there will be a 12th step, Mr. Bordeaux
>>537570759Don't make a deal with Stolas or Satan
>>537566823I would trade KingCobra for Styx. why couldn't it have been Styx that died instead?
>>537571219>Don't make deals*Fixed that for you. We're in an era where the key is learning individuated will and virtue, that's why literally everything is meant to propagandize you into thinking you need to serve a hive or collective in order to be a good person (and honestly doesn't matter which hive as long as you're in one). The worst sin of all is to be "weird".
He should turn to Christ.
>>537567190>>537568880>drug dealerfake newsOne if styx's exs got in touch with the dutch one and spilled the beans. When styx found out she was in communication with his ex, he got aggressive and assaulted her. She informed a family member about the incident who proceeded to beat the shit out of tarl.Also, tarl has stated multiple times that the child is his
>>5375668234chanbros, he's giving us a bad name
>>537570935It's not a statement about styx's quality, more a statement on the quality of commentary in general.
>>537571665yes, instead of dedicating to jesus and attending church he wasted his life talking shit on youtube and making pacts with the devil with the expected result
>>537567190She's a 6/10. Are American standards that low?
>>537570935>wasthat all depends on what your definition of "was" was
>>537570295THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK TEA!
>>537566920ok but his name isn't even styx thoits tarl
The fact that he's now an official lolcow, alongside the likes of fucking Chris chan with a thread on kiwifarms, says it all. He's cooked.
>>537573122Suffah TarlSuffah bish
