Which is better? Traditional English or simplefied English?
On /pol/ we call it newspeak.At least we would if /pol/tards were literate.
>>537581920proper scraned ur mums stinky minge last nite innit
What are the key differences between them? How does one SPOT an American?
>>537582030bot who can't see images
>>537581920american english is closer to traditional english than british english due to isolation tho
>>537581920strayan
>>537581920French. French is a proscribed language, not described like English. English majors are the dumbest people on earth. Unlike the French who have a language. English is just a bunch if guttural sounds, and what it means is whatever the most ignorant tools thinks it could mean, right or wrong. English isn't even a real language. Faggot is a bundle of sticks. Gay means to go about happywelfare means the general well being of the people.
Britoids aren't allowed to grow beards, they have to be nice and dapper and shiny and rosy cheeked for bong inspection day.
Oi ue omlandas aritecunt eh?
>>537582043American sounds like mouthbreather British
>>537581920It's not just the way things are spelled that are different but also the words and phrases used. I hate seeing Americisms get used here.
There is only English (English) If you wanna spell shit differently be one of those retards who calls the language "EXCUSE ME DO YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?"
>>537582030Omg that's from that one book 1984 that's so educated and well read of you to reference!
>>537581920the funniest version of English is Scandinavian because multiple English sounds don't exist in your language so you sound like thirdies when you're ESLing.
>>537581920我比較喜歡繁體美語
>>537581920British English is more consistent in both tone and spelling, so generally I prefer to use that on my devices.
>>537581920any language that says mummy, knickers or bum should just die desu
>>537582170post a common phrase
>>537582139But one has to be objectively better yeah, so which is it? Traditional or simplefied?
>>537582227One ought not to trust the gentlemen who walk about with tiny hats
>>537582154Ever listen to a Scotsman speaking English? They're incomprehensible. They had so many accents in England they made a standardize pronunciation, like the French, so that the elites could travel and be understood by elites from other parts of England. French did the same thing. Canadians speak more like the original French from Northern France than the French do today.
>>537582265Scots sound the way English words are spelled, it's actually how I teach kids to remember the spelling of a lot of words.
>>537581920it doesn't fucking matter every language that is not latin is just filled to shit with filler words and ambiguities
>>537582250I donno. Colour vs Color. Lorrie vs Truckbonnet vs Hood (wrt cars)pullover vs sweater. soda vs Coke. Davenport vs. Couch vs Sofa. English is a poor language. it's like "American Spanish" vs. Spanish. Go to Spain there's one word for the mens room. Go to Mexico, another. Then you go to Puerto Rico, and they have a third word. My buddy was an Engineer from Spain, wanted to go see East LA. I thought he was going to die. He tried speaking Spanish there. "I don't know what they're speaking" he said, "but it's not Spanish".
>>537582154At least you can hear the individual letters
>>537581920An intelligent mind values simplicity and efficacy over rigid adherence to tradition.>>537582043Lack of unnecessary "u's" shat out in random places.>Color vs. Colour.>Humor vs. Humour.>Flavor vs. FlavourEtc. Also, Brits do weird swappings of "er" vs "re.">Theater vs. Theatre.>Center vs. Centre.>Liter vs. Litre.And before Brits try to claim we're the ones that made that swap: -re comes from French influence. -er originates from standard English phoneticism.
>>537582344I know. Which is why Op's question doesn't make sense. There's only two options. For example, Patrick Stewart. He's learned two accents, both UK, but he only uses Standard English for his acting roles.
>>537582344Scots wikipedia was pure kek
>call it simplified >It's not simplified at allI don't get it.
https://youtu.be/ulKeJYl0Hac?si=OlkWbUp4Bpq1mIAdThis. Sums it up. There's standard English, and then different accents that are well into "different dialect" like Yorkshire.
>>537582783I think it's a fedora tip to Chinese, who have Chinese and dumbed down Chinese .
>>537582043Aside from the spelling changes, the big difference is that brits talk like 5 year olds>juicy bits>chewy bits>cuppaetc.
>>537582592Niggre
>>537583023>brits talk like 5 year oldsHO...HOTT!
>>537583123Niggoure*
AAV.People who pronounce ask correctly are stuck up!
>>537581920simplified, nigels sound super faggy much like the rest of eurotwink land
>>537581920British speak Amerixan, they dont speak their own dialect anymore...doesnt matter how "woife with a knoif for loife" they speak, the deep south in the US does that too.
>>537582030only of you could had example given four news peakit's me who don't know when but dont know what and dont know who but it ain't you who will never be a melatinistic urban troglodytehow is you readden going
>>537583123aw beat me to it
>>537584075lmao
>>537582139>guttural soundsphonetics is such a fascinating topic all the different languages reuse so many of the same soundsits basically just encodingpretty sure not long until we get a human to human translator based on sound not meaning and not much later after until we finally get the dolphin to human translator
>>537581920This is a joke about Chinese isnt it.
>>537584184have a nice day
>>537582170You retards can't even pronounce your t's. >Buh'er>Wah'erFucking cringe. Whenever I watch Doctor Who and hear that shit it pisses me off.
>>537584357TT ENTERS THE ROOMMANHATTAN IS MANHADN RIGHT??????????????
>>537585801Manhan'n*
>>537584357-t. calls kansas kansas but ar-kansas suddenly magically becomes ARKENSAW for no reason at all
>>537585929WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCKSPEAK EXACTLY HOW IT'S FUCKING WRITTENEITHER CHANGE THE SPELLING OR YOUR FUCKING PRONOUNCIATION
>>537581920We need even more simple English really, where everything is spelled exactly as it sounds. Both the current versions suck. But the simplified one is in the right direction (humor > humour)
>>537584075fuck brother that was painful8/10
>>537584357AluminiumSolderNeed I say more?
>>537586094Pronunciation*>>537586324Americans spell it "aluminum" so that's a bad example.
>>537581920American English is what I'll use
>>537582043Only faggots proofread 4chan posts, and fake ESLing is a fun way to troll. The best way to do it is to spot Americanized phrases, but people can pick that up from /tv/
>>537582170>buy a U
>>537586181THIS IS THE FUCKING WAY, LET'S WRITE STRAIGHT UP PHONETICS LET EVERYONE BURN:ðJs Jz ðə ˈfʌkJŋ weJ, lɛts raJt streJt ʌp fəˈnɛtJks lɛt ˈɛvriˌwʌn bɜrnOR SOME KIND OF MIDDLEGROUND:DIS IZ DA FAKIN WEI, LETS RAIT STREIT UP FONETIKS LET EVERIWAN BERN
>>537581920Hahaha. When the continentals whooped the Red Coats asses. They all went back to England and started talking like the French.
"COULD YOU PASS THAT LITTLE BOTTLE OF WATER, MATE? FUCKING HELL, I'M PARCHED."PHONETIX:BURGERLAND:COULD-YAH PAASS THAA-AT LIDDLE BODDLE OF WADER, MAYTE? FUCKING HELL, I'M PARCHT.BLIGHTY:C'D-YAH PAAS THA' LI'-UL BO'-UL O' WA'-ER, MAIIT? FOOKEN 'ELL, AH'M PAH-CHT.
>>537581920Ye aulde Ænglisc, ov course
>>537581920Australian English>cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
>>537582344I lurned ah Sco's accent by lis'nin tuu Billeh Connoleh.Ye cannae heer i' and no' pick op on eh'
anything american is jewed trash. i hate america and americans and support killing them wherever they are. sorry you gay fat cunts but you shouldnt have been so gay and fat and jewish
>>537581920meanwhile, over at the BBC
>>537586324>AluminiumThat's a bad example though, because the guy who discovered it kept changing the name. If I recall correctly, "Aluminum" was actually the version he preferred.
