https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/opinion/ai-doom-jobs-economy.html>Like many others, I believe A.I. could lower employment. But unlike most, I don’t necessarily blame the technology itself. Instead, I worry about the potency of the fear it is generating.>Our brains are wired to respond to stories. Narratives floating in a population can affect individuals’ economic decisions about whether to buy a big house, or whether to send their kids to an expensive private school or even whether to have kids at all. When millions of people make millions and millions of decisions based upon negative expectations, there is a risk that fear can actually help birth the reality....>As the economist Christina D. Romer’s seminal study on the era points out, the stock market crash didn’t cause the Depression. It couldn’t, given that only about 2 percent of American households owned stocks at that time. The fatal blow was a massive subsequent collapse in consumer spending, a collapse she attributed to a sudden onset of widespread uncertainty among consumers about their future incomes.
he's right though. literally just bloommaxx and imagine the world is okay and everyone has enough money and is getting laid 24/7
>>537634492The AI doomers are 100% on the lefty camp, even Dario Cuckodei is a lefty doomer and I'm glad he got BTFO by his own fearmongering.
>>537634644Bob Shiller is a lefty dumbass
>>537634492>Spend every penny and incur more debt you Zoomer goyim filth.>DO IT DO IT NOW
>>537634492WHAT DOES CASE HAVE TO SAYIS AI IRRATIONALLY EXUBERANT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
>>537634715He's still a small minority, once the Democraps regain power in 2028 it's over for American AI companies, with their retarded anti-AI policies like increasing regulation and banning new data centers China will finally leapfrog America's AI models.
>>537634492>How rude of these peasants not leading lavish lifestyles!>Perhaps if we rule them harder! They will be happy and they will own even less!
I dont understand the fears about AI and employmentI see leftists say "theyre going to cut all the jobs and keep the profit for themselves!" but i dont really how this is even realistically possibleif theres some crazy spiral of unemployment the unemployed people aren't going to just stop existing and the government is going to be forced to restructure society to deal with them the worse the unemployment is, the more difficult it will be for the scenarios i see leftists fearmingering about to play outthe obvious answer is that with massive populations of unemployed people ready to burn the world down because they cant pay rent or buy food, the government is inevitably going to be forced to issue a UBI based on huge tax reform
>>537634492https://youtu.be/g-2Didi1bnk
I don't take economist seriously. Their problem is they can only see the good side of economics and hand wave away anything bad because it isn't happening to their sector. The only reason that they wrote this piece is that people are correctly gauging the threat AI poses to them and are reacting to that information in mass. This is fucking up their gains and fucking up their ability to make this AI a reality. Why should anyone take what they have to say seriously when they don't give a shit about peoples well being just a number representing consumption.
>>537634492>Ai can do economics and write better than professors.
>>537634492Yeah it should stop so the stock market doesn't implode on the rich retards who've invested too much in it to fail.No wait how about no.
>>537634814>with their retarded anti-AI policies like increasing regulationfucking commies limiting grow
>>537634492>you made us do this to you goyim!Classic victim blaming.
>>537634644Read the article. It specifically calls out AI CEOs for dooming by making claims about their models being scary powerful, you illiterate faggot.
>>537634492>you will be destitute soon but don't you dare stop consooming!(((Shiller)))every damn time
Mainstream publications using incel lingo is like, "please nuke us" isn't enough. Slam Mars into us at c
>>537634732>stop trying to escape the permanent slave cattle caste goyim -- spend every penny like thr Boomers did!
>>537634492i look like this
I'm gonna sing the doom song now
>>537634849>>537634644>lefty>leftistsNot everything is a right-left binary situation.This is the .00001% AI trillionaires vs. everyone.
>>537634849the government is restructuring (You)r society, dumbasswhat do you think MAID is about?fucking leafs, I fucking swear
>>537634849UBI IS ALWAYS AN OPTION BUT WHAT A HASSLE
I've repeatedly told people about the actual employment number and it is instantly dismissed. The idea that median income is $0 is beyond their ability to accept. They'll never go to look at the government statistics despite them being readily available. AI can easily replace women day care jobs, it doesn't need any breakthrough or to be actually intelligent. Employment will be below 30% in the next 4 years and people are just going to start killing the employed because they have no other option.
>>537635094Alaska has oil UBI from nationalized oil.
>>537635101you have to understand that "people" is a minority categorymost humans currently drawing breath are NPCs, c*nadians and other beings without agencythey will line up quietly for the suicide booths, covid was a dress rehearsal
>>537634849>I see leftists say "theyre going to cut all the jobs and keep the profit for themselves!" but i dont really how this is even realistically possibleThe newest AI models are effectively smarter than virtually all humans, and could already replace 90% of human workers whose job relies on basic mundane human intelligence and fucking around on a computer. There are already huge numbers of human workers getting laid off and replaced with AI, and even bigger numbers of junior level software developers who don't have any entry level jobs available anymore because AI is already capable of doing the work. Anyone who thinks their job is somehow immune from being replaced is an idiot who doesn't know shit about fuck. And this process is already in full swing and will just continue to increase.>if theres some crazy spiral of unemployment the unemployed people aren't going to just stop existing and the government is going to be forced to restructure society to deal with themYes, this is why so many people are worried about this issue. >the government is inevitably going to be forced to issue a UBI based on huge tax reformUBI does not work, it just creates massive inflation, we all learned this in 2020. Also, governments literally cannot afford to just give everyone UBI forever. Even if you think you can just impose massive taxes on the AI companies, the math still does not come anywhere close to working even if you seized all of their profits and somehow kept them from going out of business.The utopian AI tech bros assume that AI is about to hit the singularity and this will lead to exponential efficiency gains so huge that will almost instantly become a post scarcity society where it does matter and everyone is rich somehow.The far more likely outcome is that the vast majority of humanity ends up getting culled by AI and/or the people with all the power and money.
>>537634492The government killed my dad.Leftists want to kill me.Im just waiting for a hero to come and start a civil war.
>>537634492>Great depression wasn't caused by stock market crashing, but because people stopped spending money.And why did they stop spending money you fucking dunce? Because the market crashed and everyone lost their jobs.>Just shut up and consume, keep taking debt and stop questioning the state of the market! What a retarded article.
I refuse to give the jew york times a view but archive.is google capcha is broken in all browsers.Can anon do me a solid and archive it for me?
>>537634814Based democrats, you need to be mentally ill to even consider voting red in the US
>>537635094Europe will have UBI from taxing robot owners and AI overlords while most Americans are dead and Elon lives in a giant palace made of human skulls.
>>537635101CIA will ensure a steady supply of fentanyl to kill all the unemployed and marginal persons.
>the stock market crash didn’t cause the Depression. It couldn’t, given that only about 2 percent of American households owned stocks at that timeThe stock market crashing causes a depression. Companies can't take out loans, can't hire new people, and have to cut hours. They may also stop expanding and take more conservative moves. When this happens on a larger scale you have a depression.It doesn't matter what percentage of the population owns or doesn't own stocks, "the population" does not give people jobs. The businesses, which are on the stock market, give people jobs.>>537635094UBI means giving money to people who are normal and healthy, the government has no precedent for it.They've been giving an average of 60k to cripple retarded niggers, enough to give everyone in america 20k ubi, but the niggers need 60k so you can't have 20k. We can't just give money to normal healthy people, they have to work for a living. The free money is for the state's pets.
>>537635557>but archive.is google capcha is broken in all browsers.The site is dead in general.
>>537635181>he thinks Alaska has nationalized natural resourcesHahahahhahhah, yea, you've got a regular Oman and Venezeuela up there bro.
>>537635557https://archive.is/VD0l9
>>537634816Is that like a metaphor for her period pussy? Like turning red?
>>537635701Akshully top jewish historians have since proven that it was actually the goyim who caused the great depression.
How can you not be revolted by the oligarchy that runs our society and their apparatchiks that serve them... demanding people participate and have a level of morale equal to how it was 30 years ago, when the ''offer'' was a whole lot better and offering less and less now. Value has been extracted in every sector, not enough has been meaningfully added. It makes sense people are cynical of society and hate it now, because it sucks compared to how it was.
>>537634492>in globohomo, the rentiers blame the niggercattle for their oopsiesamazing
>>537634492>tldr people are dumb and easily manipulable>t. dumb manipulatoryawn
>>537634492>I don't blame the technology itselfYes>I worry about the potency of the fearNoIt's the corporations you dumb fucks. Our entire country is cucked to them to such a degree that they'll get their way regardless of what people want. And those faggots will replace us if it appeases the shareholders.AI won't leave, but we can prevent it from being centralized.
>>537634492>It couldn’t, given that only about 2 percent of American households owned stocks at that time. The fatal blow was a massive subsequent collapse in consumer spendingOh well good thing the average person technically owns even fewer pieces of the economy now, that means they won't be affected by it as it crashes, unless they're little scared cats that stop spending their money on frivolous trinkets and dickwaving contests with other peasants. >Sure, everything is fucked, but what's really scary is that I'll be uncomfortable as people realize this and act accordingly ((Shiller)) God, this decade is so fucking awful.
I'll stop doomaxxing when I have a gf
>>537634492>the stock market crash didn’t cause the Depression. It couldn’t, given that only about 2 percent of American households owned stocks at that time. The fatal blow was a massive subsequent collapse in consumer spending, a collapse she attributed to a sudden onset of widespread uncertainty among consumers about their future incomes.Well, yeah. The stock holders were the ones creating jobs so it made sense that the average Joe would be afraid to lose his job if those 2% went bankrupt.
>Look, sure, yeah, okay this thing could probably lead to you losing your job>And actually your career, because now you're replaceable with $25k worth of tokens per year, and they don't have to pay for insurance or 401k>And yeah, nobody else is going to hire you because they're busy firing their workers too>So, while now we live in an era where business-to-business spending defines the economy, and consumer spending is an afterthought>You can participate by taking whatever money you have and dumping it into the stock market in hopes you too will see multiples of your investment>Now that your old company doesn't have to pay you, they're gonna be making money hand over fist>So invest in that company.>Take your life savings and yeet it into the stock market>Sure, Tesla being worth 10x Ford is a little... weird>And an unprofitable space launch company hitting the market at Microsoft's market cap is apparently a good investment>You can also try bitcoin and doordash>You *were* making $500k a year right? Something like that? What do you peons get paid now anyway?>So you should have ample savings and a good portfolio to cover this... little tweak... in our economy>I personally made $3M when I got a tip about Nvidia 5 years ago>You *do* have friends on Wall St, right?>Oh you don't live in Manhattan?>Tokyo?>Paris?>Dubai?>Tel Aviv?>You can fucking die for all I care. Deliver me food, worm
>>537634492Maybe if he hadnt been goymaxxing this wouldn’t have become such a problem in the first place
>>537634849Why wouldn't the rich just kill us?Currently we are workers. We are necessary for their supply chains, leisure and society. If they can run automated supply chains, they might as well exterminate the 99%.
>>537635767>https://archive.is/VD0l9
>>537634814How's the Labour party going with AI? They seem to love it.https://roadmap-for-modern-digital-government.campaign.gov.uk/ai/ai-in-education/https://www.rusi.org/explore-our-research/publications/commentary/shifting-uks-ai-focus-labours-ambitious-ai-action-planHow's left wing China going with AI? They seem to love it.
>>537634492The media participated in blackpilling and fearmongering for literal generations at this point
>>537634644>leftyShow your flag, kike!
>>537637304
>>537634492>Shillerkek
>nytimes
>>537634492There is no Nobel Prize for economics
>>537637364Because you still need people to buy your shit, retard
>>537634492>>537634492>I have depicted you as the panicking basedjak, so now you must stop being pessimistic and consume, ok?Some enlightened academic really wants to tell the plebs to just stop worrying and live financislly irresponsible.>I don't care if you end as a Caleb Hammer case, buy a fucking tv or something!
>>537634492I agree. We need to start Quakemaxxing instead.
>>537637304>>So, while now we live in an era where business-to-business spending defines the economy, and consumer spending is an afterthoughtThis is mostly the case in the USA with the AI fake trillion economy but is it the same in other nations?
>>537634849libshits primarily do useless office work.this is their spic invasion - something that will take their jobs and do it for pennies.
>>537635352>The newest AI models are effectively smarter than virtually all humans>AGI COMING IN TWO MORE WEEKS SAARS. PLEASE TO BE GIVING MONEY.Fuck you, jeet.
>>537634492>The fatal blow was a massive subsequent collapse in consumer spendingBased. Deflation is the only way out of this of this post-2008 dystopian hell we all live in.
>>537634492AI is fake. Chatbots are not AI. AGI will not exist at any point in the forseeable future. This is all just a jewish/indian con job.
>>537638805Kikes will start World War III and nuke the entire planet into Mad Max before they let their profits decrease.
>>537634988AI CEOs are doing this because they want to keep the hype train going.So the scarier they make their product sound, the more impactful it sounds, so money will keep flowing into their stocks.Haven't you noticed that they do this regularly, like on a schedule. Whenever they feel stocks aren't going up enough, bam, comes an interview again 'disclosing' how powerful the new models are and how they're going to make a lot of work automated etc etc.
>>537635677lol, Baltic states are doing everything they can to catch up to US to be capitalist. Gutting more and more social programs since 1991, because they are not capitalist. UBI won't happen here.
>>537637842>Because you still need people to buy your shit, retardYou don't. If your robots make shit (putting people out of work), you no longer have to sell that shit to people for little pieces of green paper (or their imaginary digital equivalents). You just have the robots build giant yachts and supercars and grow caviar and truffles, which you consume directly. The people at that point can be cut out of the economy entirely, they're no longer necessary or relevant. And if they object to the new state of affairs, the robots are also pretty good with munitions and turning people into greasy red splatters.
>>537639242Then two parallel economies emerge and the rich simply live in their own separate economy.So things go back to what they were before Ai
funny how shilling for unlimited money expansion and deficit spending automatically lands you the title of economist according to these types of newspapers
Journalists and bloggers are scum
>>537639242everyone please look at this nigger and laugh at his nigger understanding of economics
>>537639277>Then two parallel economies emerge and the rich simply live in their own separate economy.Except that they take all the tools with them, such that there's no second/parallel economy. If that were possible, it'd already happen... those people who are in poverty, scraping by or not even, do you think they wouldn't just create their own economy if they could? They have no tools, no skills, no facilities, and no resources. And they can't get that back. How this isn't painfully obvious to you I'll never understand... I'd like to think you a kike just mouthing off without caring whether it makes sense, but I suspect you're just a blathering imbecile.
>>537639386>everyone please look at this nigger and laugh at his niggerThat'll make you happy as you starve to death, I bet. What about economics says this can't happen? There's a paradigm shift under way. That you're too dim to see it is as hilarious to me as me pointing out that the old rules will no longer apply is to you. You'll catch on at the end though.
>>537639277Not if a biological weapon wipes all the unnecessary excess "people"
>>537639933>Not if a biological weapon wipes all the unnecessary excess "people"No need. Go watch Office Space. They didn't fire him, they just had payroll fix it so that he stopped erroneously getting a paycheck. "It'll solve itself".
>>537634492>yale
>>537639788>Except that they take all the tools with themLike what, all the hammers, shovels and computers?People already own a lot of tools. And not everything produced in the economy is either owned by billionaires or AI companies.There's a whole lot of mid-level companies producing tools and selling to small businesses.Then there's a lot of farmers producing food, glassmakers, construction workers, engine and electrical wiring production etc.Most of these mid and small businesses won't afford to robotise. They'll just keep producing things like they did until now.
>>537634492>Like many others, I believe A.I. could lower employmentWell it's not going to so there goes your article
>>537639933Then a lot of public services collapse and the rich are left without any support for their parallel economy.They still need raw resources imported from other countries over which they have no leverage. This requires politics, bargaining, contacts.And we could see those countries refusing to deliver resources to some westoids, for some ideological 'global south' reasons. Then their whole AI shit would crash under its own weight. Can't build an economy only on chips and software. You need the whole logistical support provided by the rest of the economy.
>>537635352> a post scarcity society where it does matter and everyone is rich somehow.And the solution will be to strip the 1% of the 99% of the assets they own and distribute them among places that need them for effective growth.Because I don't see a way to provide for everyone at once without losses.Even the planet's resource potential is limited.AI cant create food and stuff from thin air.And the only solution is a planned economy from AI>strip the 1% of the 99% of the assetsAnd how fast AI will be turned off and technology buried.
>>537640253>the only solution is a planned economy from AIAI is averaged down textual slop, how could this run an economy lmao.It literally understands nothing, it just takes bits from websites and calculates how the words are most likely to collocate in a sentence.So any economic "insight" it could produce can only come from what was already published. It's not some kind of Aladdin lamp summoning a genie
>>537640731because its not AIIts LLMThe closest thing we have to this are highly specialized, complex automatic systems.When we or the tech bros talk about AI, we mean AI that solves problems and innovate with minimum human interferenceNerds call it AGI. Basically, this thing will be able to think for real.
I will likely be replaced by software but I have backup plans and don't really use much money. What comes, comes.
>>537641400>mind replaced by sloppa>dick replaced by BBCWhite sisters, I don't feel so good...
>>537640731>He thinks the only thing they're working are LLM'sThere are parts of AI research explicitly dealing with how to handle actual AI understanding and memory systems. Our economies are already largely automated by some of these systems and were before LLM's even entered the public awareness.
>>537634492> economic decisions about whether to buy a big house, or whether to send their kids to an expensive private school> why arent the goys buying my big over priced Mcmansion, why arent they paying thousands off dollars for my scam education!?!?
>>537634525Ineed it works. 4chan wished for normies to wake up to jewish schemes so much that it came to be. No amount of holocaust stories will convince zoomers and the generations after them to like Israel again.This is also why it is so important to keep the Indian hate threads alive. Every repost of a train accident takes us closer to the reality pol wishes for.
>>537641547I don't think dick surgery is on the table.
>>537634644> Everything will be a scam, fake and slop. You should be ok with that.No, I don't think I will. AI has already made the internet experience much worse. Only a matter of time before it does the same to our every day experiences.
>>537634525I started doing this and my life is great. One thing that really helped is "Everything is Awesome" from the LEGO movie. Amazing lessons in film for us to take home!
>>537642013>One thing that really helped is "Everything is Awesome" from the LEGO movieI cant tell if you're joshing, but that is quite the nostalgia
>>537641949Already Post-op trans?
>>537634849>the government is inevitably going to be forced to issue a UBI based on huge tax reformlol retardyou're more delusional than the commies
>>537642102Anyone bringing a knife close to my dick gets a broken nose that's all.
>>537634492Give me a job.>NOGive me some pussy.>NOWell then I'm gonna continue doommaxxing.
>>537634492Go ahead n' Keep Kekklin' N' Sploom As You JooM. It's working.
>>537635495This
>>537637842Do you though? The people buying your shit are being paid by other corporations, and the people buying their shit are being paid by you, so why not cut out the middleman and just sell your shit directly to the other corporations?
>>537634816I can't wait till it's illegal to be homeless and poor !
>>537642318you are mental
Who the fuck reads these articles, besides rage reading by Twitter and 4chan lurkers.I can't imagine a grandpa or a normie reading these, who is the public for these
>>537643122
>>537634908Most people understand this: Numbers on a screen can equal violence. How the people that fostered that reality don't is baffling since we gotta breathe, eat, and shit like all their other machines. Maybe they don'y like people?
dropping trvthnukes1) Virtually no job can save itself from automation. Multiple studies show that every single job you could ever think of can be broken down into simple steps (aka an algorithm). There's no such thing as magical human touch, all of that can be easily atomated from menial physical work in the fields to your average office drone. The last jobs to go are the jobs that invole close contact with other people.2) It's unstoppable. Even with regulations if you are someone who own a company you will either replace workers with AI and increase productivity or someone else will do it and you will lose your competitive advantage. AI might not be perfect but it also doesn't have to be perfect, quantity over quality as usual.3) It's effectively the last industrial revolution that will have humans operate machines, AI is perfectly capable of managing and supervising the work of other AI agents. The difference is that in the first and second industrial revolutions, that really lasted for decades and touched different parts of the world at different times, people were retrained and allowed to get back into the workforce. This time however it's simply not possible, there will be no new jobs made and you also have to keep in mind that it will become harder and harder for people to keep up with marketable skills. Before you had to teach someone to work at the factory line, today you might need to teach people programming or whatever just to stay afloat.
The elites are preparing for WW3 and we're told to be happy
>>537634934Oh, US tax payers will foot the bill like the '08 housing crash. Bill was signed by Trump very quickly into office. Elon and company are buffing their values to bluff their compensations
>>537634644I agree on a general tech standpoint, but I do worry AI will be used by lefties to recreate the stranglehold they once had with cable tv pre-internet, regulate the ai into spreading “their truth”. Its already over trained on reddit data.
>>537634937Someone should send a single paintball his way just to keep him humble
>>537634492I personally like AI but I spread doomerism because it’s politically advantageous to me.
>>537634492They only want you to be a little demotivated and still productive so the billionaires can keep earning, but they went to far and now people are too demotivated to work. so now they have to fix it
>>537634492>We need you to trust the system and go back to work.No.
>>537634492>Our brains are wired to respond to stories.Something about this line is making my jew radar beep waaaaay more than usual
>>537634492>you see it wasn't the fact everyones retirements went to ZERO it was the FEAR that it wouldn't go back up! You see!? SIMPLE! IT WAS MERE HERD PSYCHOLOGY THAT WAS TO BLAME FOR THE DEPRESSION! SEE HOW GREAT I AM I SOLVED THAT ISSUE FOR YOU??? IT WAS IMAGINARY!FUCK JOURNALISTS FUCKING KILL ME I CANNOT TAKE THIS CLOWN WORLD ANY MORE
>>537634492>It couldn’t, given that only about 2 percent of American households owned stocks at that timethe richest people in america suddenly lose their retirements and all faith in the system.. but it wasn't the stock crash that caused the depression you see!!!!You faggots need to stop granting these retarded journalists amnesty and clipping their names when you post a screenshot
>>537634849As long As you all continue to pay for my WWIII I do not really care.
>>537634492>What we gon do ? Timmy doesn't like Slop.>Pay some professor to do propaganda.Again with this shit ?
stop defending AI
>>537634644What you said was so retarded you had to get a memeflag up to hide the shame of India.
>>537634492Why do they write articles like this? Why can't they simply accept people organically don't like what they do? They always write these passive-aggressive gaslighting articles in response to organic discontent. It's not like they work. People don't get mass-brainwashed and accept these narratives. Everyone hates the media and they hate it even more when they read shit like this. So who's it for? The Jews' own butthurt?
>>537637364Because being rich depends on comparing well to others. In a world inherited solely by the current rich, a hierarchy would still form and the lower echelons of them would be crushed by the hyper exceptional. Your 140 IQ surgeon or multimillionaire business man only seems smart because most people aren't 140 IQ surgeons or multimillionaire businessmen. Those guys are intellectual and financial ants compared to someone like Elon Musk and would be exploited as such.
>>537634849The opiate epidemic was allowed to happen to prevent uprisings by the homeless. This worked amazingly well on gen x and millennials, especially war vets. Everyone that got rekt during the great recession got swept under the rug and forgotten the second they became homeless junkies. The government and media pretend you don't see rising homelessness in places where you never saw a single homeless person in the recent past. When you become homeless you disappear, as intended.However this can't keep going forever. Now younger, stronger generations have been told to go broke and like it, and the people in charge are much older and more arrogant. Old taboos are now common discussions. Untouchable elites that were one above all criticism are suddenly in the spotlight of the commons. When the numbers of people who refuse to fade away rise, most of the first world will see a reckoning. That's why you see shit like the Palantir CEO moving to Argentina, they know the game is just about over and the AI crash will be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>>537634849>forced to restructure society to deal with themOr they could just start more forever wars to kill the uneeded, have you forgotten everything you've ever seen kikes do or something? Why would you not assume they'll just kill everyone that they no longer need then make nees about how tragic it is that they killed them
>>537634492''let the goyim deal with the real world''
>>537635101>The employedKekI will target employers, like most of us.Politicians are first in line tho.
>>537637304>Bang>Thank you for your stocks and sheiit
>>537644951This is journalist for "don't believe your lying eyes, and stop recognizing patterns"
>>537639277Wrong for one simple fact.Ressources.Bezos woud let you die of thirst if it meant another imaginary 0 turning into a 1.
>>537634849They're just going to try and kill us, anon. Quietly or loudly, by sterilization or by flame. Look at the casual ease with which livestock are culled, and realize that you're livestock.
>>537634492>Yes you may well lose your job and certainly will have an uncertain unstable career in general>but you MUST keep consuming goy, think of the stock market! Do your part!
Very true. Ya'll live better than kings used to but Russian propaganda convinced you otherwise.
>>537634988It’s literally just marketing “Waow this thing is too powerful, we can’t let you have it”>people want it more“Oh alright we’ll give you one that has some safety features, it’s still too heckin powerful for you though”