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>>537635263It's lonely to be at the top
Who controls the present controls the past
>>537635263Elon is the guy who won the lottery and keeps his job at Walmart.
>kid trooned out and hates him for being a chud>rejected by epstein and ghislaine>ditched by trump after spending millions getting him elected>dumped by grimes for chudding out on twitter>pays pajeets to play diablo for him>says he is unhappy despite being a trillionaireyeah, he's a loser
>>537635263He makes r*ddit seethe almost as much as orange man so he's ok by me.
>>537635263GIRLS FTW!!!!
>>537635263>female posterpicrel is actually you projecting and you never noticed. being fat is terrible but that's no excuse, there are plenty of chubby women in public facing jobs who look pleasant when they smile. on top of being fat you are a hideously ugly person who will have to work remote forever because no one wants to think about seeing you every day in an office
>>537635458what kind of person simps for free for a literal trillionaire who hates you and wants to replace you with indians
People think that Elon Musk is literally the world's first trillionaire are low IQ. The real trillionaires have been hiding their wealth in a series of legal trusts, shell companies, and other overseas financial shelters for well over a century by now. We're talking about the Dupont family, the Rockefellers, the Carnegie family, the Vanderbilt family, the ruling families of the UK, old European nobility, and even the nouveau riche Arab sheikhs of the Middle East who made their off of oil and investing that money in other stuff that their filthy rich friends told them to invest in. Elon Musk is so poor that he has his money in his own name! Real trillionaires hide their money in """charity""" organizations, philanthropic organizations, different foundations, the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and boring sounding shell companies that no one e has ever heard of until they buy a huge plot of rural land next to where they live
>Dumb article written by dumb journalist >Man who wins at everything is actually a loser >he won at business >he won at politics >he has a harem of women and bunch of children >He has more money than anyone on earth >But he's a loser >Unlike me the journalist who has to conform to society and is broke This is just the left seething that musk keeps winning.
>>537635263>He's literally me!>me without the money that is
you can do too much K - need liver transplant and your anus prolapses
>>537635263What color is your Starship? What color is your Optimus humanoid robot? What color is your AGI?
>>537635524They just keep it in BIS accounts.
>>537635525>>537635508
his kids love him, I'm sure
>>537635670>Simping I am not simping its just objective fact. You can call Musk a lot of things but calling him a loser is just dumb. I mean by what standard would you call him one? I agree with you on the H1B1 thing.
>>537635263It’s true, his first son is a tranny and the past 15 years has been one giant humiliation ritual that keeps getting turned up the richer he gets. He’s the living embodiment of money doesn’t buy happiness and he’s even said it on twitter.
>>537635508>what kind of person simps for freeoh so you admit you're paid to do this then?
>>537635263https://youtu.be/g-2Didi1bnk
>>537635263Imagine you're a 6 foot 4 trillionaire with 15 sons and 26 kids and some fat lesbian is trying to bully you by writing mean stories about you on some shitty news site nobody reads.
>>537635263cool, then why are you niggers trying to steal his money? if a deadbeat loser can become a trillionaire then what's stopping you?
I think the worst was when he was caught larping as his baby son on Twitter or maybe how he was exposed as a age regression sex deviant
>>537635263These people hate that he bought Twitter and forced them to make Bluesky and that nobody gives a single fuck about them on Bluesky. 100% of their hate for him comes from them getting routed on the internet. They can't even control Youtube well anymore. Complete rout. Talk about being losers. These retards were always losers. They were losers in school, remember?
>>537635919You need a lot of luck realistically - if you mind swapped Elon with some random who had no capital there is a 0% chance he would ever make a 100 000th of his current net worth
>>537636084And the guy you swapped him with wouldn't be able to handle running Elon's companies. What's your point?
>>537635263who would make such a thing? CA? what is that?
>>537635755If he isn't a loser why does he have no real friends?
>>537635263>pretends to be pro elite gamer>pretends to be high IQ>pretends to be basedWhat else?
>>537635263This is actually correct. Its honestly bizarre how he can be the richest person in the world yet act like the retarded loser wth no self awareness you probably knew in high school.
>>537635960Actually what makes it even funnier is that he tried to back out of buying Twitter, then they forced him to buy it. So none of it was his grand plan. He’s just a pawn being forced into his role.
>implying Elon doesn't love playing God
>>537635263>meanwhile (you)
>>537636162>Why does he have no real friends Who says he doesn't. I don't know the man personally and I don't trust the people the journalist interviewed. They're probably disgruntled ex employees, people who don't agree with his politics or one of his baby mamma who didn't feel like she got enough money out of him. In some sense I'd be more interest in them interviewing someone who he actually called friend.
>>537635324fpbp these people are the real losers only seething because they're not rich.
>>537636220The guy is spiteful as fuck. Forcing him to buy it only strengthened his resolve. Now he's pissed. Pissing off an autistic psycho is probably not the greatest idea. Especially since he's BFFs with Peter Thiel. Fucking moronic move going after guys like these.
