wow. god bless america! foreigners bow before us because of.....our ranch dressing. seriously the US is a shithole if the only compliment foreigners have is about salad dressing. entire story is probably bs though.
>>537635941What do they use for salads and shit in Europe? Do they just pour straight olive oil and vinegar on it? That's why "we" invented Italian dressing, to make it 10x better. I think I learned a euro secret too, they will eat like one leaf of lettuce and then snootily call that a salad. They don't understand that you can have things like tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, etc in it as well
>>537636214ngl ever just poured olive oil, vinegar and salt on some chopped lettuce? shit's addicting
>this is what passes for domestic propaganda in the US these daysFucking embarrassing.
>>537635941>he thinks we don't have ranch flavors sold in our storesThat's just clickbaits and propaganda to polish the America numba wan image they want to keep you believing in
>>537635941THAT'S RIGHT... WE'RE THE UNITED STATES OF RANCH
>>537636289>Fucking embarrassing.it really is>hahaha these foreigners don't know freedom because they never tasted ranch!!!!!the state of 'journalism' is pathetic. they'll all be replaced by ai soon enough though by ai just scraping twitter posts.
>>537636214Ranch dressing (and pretty much any creamy dressing) is mostly just seed oils, corn syrup, and xenoestrogens. It's goyslop, anon, I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
>>537637091post your handand make your own you dweeb, stop buying your salad dressing from dollar giant
>>537635941What is ranch exactly?
Wait until they discover the powder form!
>>537635941>Ranch is just salad dressing stupid lol
The world likely needs to know more about this.
>>537635941Umm can't you just make the shit at home?
>>537636289Amerigoys paid billions in taxes for this nonsense too and like every third world country it's exclusively aimed for internal propaganda.
>>537635941For me it's the ranch flavored ice cream
>>537636334But you don't. Do you happen to have an American section in your local supermarket? Doubtful.
>>537637543Do you freebase it or just snort it?
>>537637475A ranch is a type of large agricultural property primarily used for raising grazing livestock, such as cattle, sheep, and horses. While farms typically focus on cultivating crops in relatively confined spaces, ranches require extensive acreage to allow animals to roam and graze freely on natural pastureland.
>>537635941I can literally buy ranch at my local grocery. It tastes like shit, why would anyone go crazy for it?
>>537635941We have ranch dressing all over european stores. This is probably just Kraft buying advertising space on those news websites, or you lying.
>Look up the CEO and board of directors of Kraft Foods>All jewishOh would you look at that
>>537637475It's salad dressing that has been around since the 1050s.It's just mayo and buttermilk mixed with herbs and spices. It's called only ranch dressing because the guy who invented it started that hidden valley ranch salad dressing company.Like all salad dressings it is real easy to make at home.
>>537637779Honestly, after seeing how many fastfood chains are allegedly blowing Europeans' mind. Advertising has to be the only explanation
>>537637956>1050sI mean 1950s. hidden valley ranch isn't a 1000 year old company of course
>>537635941Do these also contain human feces or why are they banned?
>>537635941Ranch has been known since Doritos hit the market here. Normies are just amazed with it because you guys locally have it almost everywhere probably and EU brainlets think that’s a cultural thing like baguette in Paris.
>>537638096I think the one thing every foreigner who comes here should do is buy an American cookbook. It'll have recipes for every salad dressing you could ever want. The Betty Crocker cookbook has like 25 recipes just for salad dressings.
>>537635941>They have... BREAD IN RUSSIA???
Bruh, we have a a lot of different ranch dressings sold im stores except they arent called ranch dressing.
>>537635941This is gonna be confiscated at the European border under laws of importing bioweapons
>>537638272>buy a cookbookEvery recipe known to man (and then some) are already on the internet for free.I've made homemade condiments for years.
>>537635941Cancer.Tzatziki without cucumber is essentially healthier and around the same flavour profile.Americans took the tzatziki recipe and made a fat fuck version of it.
>>537635941What are glowniggers sliding with these ranch stories?
>>537637091yeah especially store bought too with the odd metallic taste and the way it greasily coats the tongue.If any euro eats that, first of all you have bad taste. And secondly, it's like praying to god directly for a splitting headache and set of bitch tits.
>>537637708Yeah, but you don't live in the typical third world shithole where soccer is popular. At least for now.
>>537635941I looked and there are at least a dozen versions of this garbage freely available at any supermarket. That this and a petrol station being large and having clean toilets (aka a normal service station you will find on any motorway) is now what defines american culture is genuinely fucking tragic.
>>5376359417/10, it doesn't even have any garlic in itgarlic mayo > sweet chili > bbq > honey mustard > ranch > basic ketchup, mayo, etc.> curry, vinaigrette, etc.
>>537636289yea its embarrassing. no need to bring it up, we know. thanks
>>537639453Football is the most popular sport here
>>537635941Years ago I tried it because it was le ebin reddit meme and it tasted pathetic. Literally like slightly sour cream?Same with "cool ranch" Doritos - apparently the 'best' flavor but they tasted like cardboard
it's sounds like a state sponsored psyop lmao>please love america again over.. spiced mayo
>>537637601It's really funny imagining the White House staff and politicians gathering up to discuss what narrative to build to hype up the US domestically>okay, what would those highly cultured Europeans see in America that makes us the best country in the world?>the rich history?>the economic prosperity?>bustling cities and modern infrastructure?>...THE GOYSLOP!
>>537638755If you don't know it exists how are you going to think to make it? The average Albanian sheep-herder or German flugelheimer isn't logging in to recipes.com to see what exists
>>537635941it's a marketing campaign, retardranch is available everywhere in europe
>>537637689He booty bumps it.
i ve tried ranch dressing and it was awful. it's an aquired taste i suppose, something for the American palate. Nacho cheese sauce on the other hand is great, so it's not a matter of goyslop
>>537635941What's the seed oil content in percentage? 80%?
>>537636214depends on the salad. I use garlic vinegarette most of the time.
>>537635941didn't they make fun of us for ranch dressing? i assumed they had all tried it. i guess they called it disgusting without ever tasting it
>>537636289>>537637601>>537637779>>537637969>>537640455>MUH PROPAGANDA>No one can like anything about America, whatsoever, it goes against the rising China narrative we've been trying to paint here for like two decades!Shows how backward your countries are that you even think such a thing is feasible here.
>>537636289jews' flavored seed oil poison is peak good goy slop.
>>537636214>What do they use for salads and shit in Europe?
>>537635941>Retards ban x, y and z for stupid reasons like the Government MUST control your blood sugar for the safety of children or some bullshit>Go somewhere it's available>People like it>They come back and continue to be retards and ban x,y,z ...>Then they top it off by screaming sour grapesOpen Ellis Island. I am sick of this continent of fucking losers and I'm not jumping from the fire to the frying pan by going to Canada>Goyslop goyslop waaah we all eat broccoli 24/7 here!No you don't you fucking larping retard. Everyone eats burgers, drinks sugary shit and eats crap just like everyone elseWhy even lie nowadays when you can literally look online and see you're full of shit"Nobody here has a car, uses a phone or goes to bed past their bedtime here unlike AMERICA"Europeans are the redditors of nations since they just lie about their fake as fuck lives and experiences
>>537641204Nigger we have fastfood here. It's medicore
>>537641451Olive oil and vinegar. Sometimes make a salad dressing with mustard, even ceaser salad dressing, from fresh eggs. I've even been known to make ranch dressing, but mostly to make thousand island, or as it's known, Russian dressing.
>>537636289Brought to you by Big Ranch
>>537635941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLPU6KXGUYEurope is a shithole, this is the average city in Europe. Subhumans everywhere. Urinals everywhere.Cities in Africa are better than Brussels the capital of the European Union.
This is Tunisia in Africa.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpiRUgXkX_sLiterally not a shithole.Africa is better.This is Constantinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cVvkwQPiIThe dream life has moved overseas to Africa.
>>537635941>normgroids love spicy, sugary and seasoned goyslop that activates their brainmore news when?
>>537635941I think the point is, and seems to be what ameritards are missing, is ranch is ironically emblematic of america. They are buying it as a kitch souvenir, like people buy shitty Spanish pots, or crappy fridge magnets.
>>537641204The simple fact that we have that same garbage in our supermarkets shows what retards cooked this nonsense up.Those same retards capitulated to Iran too.
>>537635941Pajeet you do realize you can buy ranch dressing in Europe? And that this isn't the first time European tourist visit the US?
>>537635941>europeanshmm
>>537635941It's fake hype and tricking retards into buying shit through manipulating perceptions. It's literally just mayo, cream and herbs. It's just another supreme brick or labubu for retards.
>>537635941we have ranch dressing and lalmost noone buys it. i dont get the hype is the american so much better or are the goyball fans just dumb?
>>537635941>people who pay money to watch niggers nig don't understand you can buy ranch at homeFake and gay story anyway.
ITT: malnourished europoors seething because they don’t have ranch dressin’
These are faggy paid influencers who took jEWish American money to lie and be fake and gay (which they already were) ranch is for whites that don't know how to use real seasoning
Bishes, you dont know the taste of freedom beofre you had Sweet Baby Ray's.Regardless, no one make sauces like our burgerfrens. Us europoors get commie sauces that is suppose to be "good for you". In the US people get the good shit while we get starving marvin type shit.
>>537641204This is quite literally a paid post from an ad campaign with a screenshot of different paid posts from the same ad campaign referencing the ad campaign that they are running.
>>537635941In europe, people make their own salad dressings at home when they cook. This crap is available here too, but nobody buys it. If you weren't useless or paid, you'd find out which jewish advertising agency is behind this campaign. The fact that they've now won kraft foods as a client makes it unlikely they can continue to hide.
>>537637091schizos on this site never cease to make me laughdoes everything terrify you poofs? how do you go outside
>>537641451Good, but there's too fine a line between good and way too sweet
this thread is gay and worthless and so is everyone in it excluding me
>>537636214I don't put anything on my salads.
>>537636214Bro, they can't afford those extra salad ingredients. When I visited Europe, every salad i saw was a few leaves drenched in olive oil. Kinda unrelated but you can't even get ice in your drinks in Europe. When I asked, I was told they don't have ice makers. Even 19th century US had an ice delivery service ffs.
>>537636214balsamic
>>537644390How much do they pay you to post?
>>537641129Why do you mutts always fall for propaganda? I searched a grocery store for your slop
>>537635941I thought euros had ranch? US slop is addictive by design though, but not healthy.
>>537644456>someone said something bad about Europe!>Must be propaganda!Get back on your meds, Muhammad
>>537636755How misrable are you that you can't take it at face value foreigners visited America and realized it's fucking cool here and they like it? Noooo, it's, uh, propaganda! Stop thinking your state-sponsored media is giving you an accurate reflection of reality.
>>537641876Yeah because your shitty government regulated tasty food out of existence in your shitty country.
>>537643173Your government has regulated away anything that makes it taste good, though. Lol Germany. What a shitty country.
SAUCE IS BOSS
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Stonewall-Kitchen-Maple-Bacon-Balsamic-Dressing-11-fl-o-Pack-of-3/1439006599I use only bacon dressing.
>>537635941You will export your disgusting fatness world wide
>>537647808>>537647843
>>537647589Dude, corporate ads are designed with retards like you in mind. Can you really not differentiate between everyday reality and brand marketing?
>>537635941as forced as 'russians did 2016'.
>>537636214>>537636755>ranch with salad
>>537636405
>>537636214Pizza and chips go with ranch as well
>>537637613and sugar looks a lot like salt
>>537636214we have used ranch dressing for salad for the past 50 years or sobut also other dressings
>>537635941Ranch dressing = nigger semen
>>537636214My salad dressing is as follows:Olive OilBalsamic VinegarTouch of Orange JuiceSpoon of Maple SyrupDijon MustardSaltPepperGodly.
>>537638007that would be pretty based.
>>537656772Fucking disgusting
>>537636214Well you can buy sallad dressings, like ceasar sallad dressing. Not sure if we already had the ranch kind. There's ranch dip and chips atleast. Nigger.
>>537656772i'm so confused. so she's embracing her obese disgusting eating habits for....entertainment? now that i think of it, that nick avocado guy did it, so i guess there's a market for this content.
>>537642687Thousand island is not fucking Russian dressing. Faggots ruin Ruebens by putting fucking thousand island instead of Russian dressing on them. Thousand island is a sweet dressing while Russian dressing has a bite to it because of the horseradish. Kill yourself faggot.
>>537636214
>>537635941> You can't being Ranch dressing on an airplane! People will die! When will we finally do away with this farce?
>>537637556It occurs to me they've probably never had a Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich.
>>537637600Its mayonnaise with garlic, onions and dill
>>537637969Have you ever seen British fast food?
>>537638096> think that’s a cultural thing like baguette in Paris.That is a cultural thing. No one likes calling American culture what it is because Europeans cope about muh historic culture to deal with not having a military or freedom and antichrists cope because it's all things White people do and it would make them too racially and culturally conscious.
>>537638367I believe I heard they made him so that because a journalist went to Russia in the 80's and showed the grocery store bread aisle was completely bare so they wanted to do a before and after because they've been seething about it for 40-ish years
>>537640483They should host the Olympics in Provo, Utah, then. It would now everyone's mind.
>>537637091>goyslopkek, didn't the jews just write some article about how that's anti semitisms?
Looking at all these flags I don't recognize, it would seem the Ranch Dressing issue is a deeply divisive one. And it's so easy to make.
my brother told me that they actually DO have ranch dressing in all the other countries, its just the recipe is slightly changed to fit local tastesfor example he said in britain that they have ranch dressing but it is made entirely of beans
>>537635941I had no idea the haughty faggots with a superiority complex didn't even have Ranch dressing.
>>537637475it was made by a working class white american who was in fucking alaska in the 1950speople talking shit on ranch wouldnt make it one day in far eastern siberia
>>537637601no one is going to pay to promote the bible verses on the in-n-out cupsthe people who do that shit HATE the bible
>>537638272conversely, any american (or canadian) that wants to learn more about cooking should read "larousse gastronomique"
Who is the target audience of this psyop
>>537637556this exists in europe but its goes by the name cool american
>>537640121the largest petrol station in the entirety of your motorways is less than 5,000 square feetthe buc-ees in luling, texas, is 75 thousand square feeta single american gas station can hold 15 of your largest gas station
>>537642877>heh, an american recipe made by an american is like, american culture>i bet you feel pretty silly now, huh
>>537635941My grandpa (RIP in peas) was friends with the actual Dorothy Lynch. She had some small diner in Nebraska and she pretty much just added black pepper to Russian dressing and made a fortune. The way gramps talked about her I’m pretty sure he fucked her but Dorothy Lynch dressing is great.
>>537643608the original is 10/10 but some of their flavors are really bad sweet vidalia onion? gross. hawaain pineapple? disgusting. honey chipotle? honey just kill me
About as believable as Hilldog carrying hot sauce in her purse
>>537635941No, it's because the US so completely dominates the rest of the world culturally, socially, politically, economically, and every other way that you have to go far down the list of standard American things to find something that isn't already completely universal and common everywhere else. That's why they get so excited over random mundane shit like ranch dressing or red solo cups or yellow school buses when they realize it isn't just some meme shit from Hollywood, but actually the normal real thing here.
>>537643608Let me introduce you to nigger Bar-B-Q sauce because it is the best barbecue sauce.
>>537640312>Football is the most popular sport hereFor now...YANKEE DOODLE HELD THE CUPWITH NO ONE ON OUR ROSTERBEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN DAMN GAMEAND NOW THEY CALL IT SOCCER
>>537635941I went to florida and traveled a good 1200 miles by car, it is far cleaner than Japan. It also has fewer homeless people and is overall a far richer place.Overall the USA is actually really damn good and everyone saying it sucks is falling for propaganda. It actually is better than the best place in the world
>>537637556Fucking Japs what could you possibly know about Doritos?
>>537643608This is shit tier. one above Kraft.
>>537666746This is a great brand. But I prefer making my own sauces when possible.
>>537667167There’s parts of New York and Chicago and especially Los Angeles that will make you think otherwise. I’ve been to São Paulo though and hell is better than São Paulo.
>>537635941Euros who fly here just to watch niggerball are bottom of the barrel goyim. Ranch is easily the worst dressing and really only good on wings
>>537666925NGUBU BRING IT HOMETO THE PLACE IT'S NOT FOOTBALLWE'LL CALL IT SOCCERSEETHING YUROSNGUBU BRING IT HOME
>>537667438Listen we gotta stop talking about the zits on our asses everyone else has them.
>>537667438>>537667725Brazil is hell, its more literal than you think. It feels good to come from hell, because that means you are a demon, and if you can hold yourself standing here, then you can do so anywhere. But society in the USA is good. One thing people do not understand, many countries like Brazil are actually truly literally Evil at a base level. The people identify with the joker instead of Batman.The main difference between the USA and Brazil, is that the people in the USA are lawful good chaotic good or neutral good as a default. In Brazil even the most nice sounding person you see in São Paulo has done things the average american would find unforgivable. In fact they think about it all the time and the only thing holding them back is fear of something stronger clapping back.
