>Americans lined up overnight in the Arizona heat for the grand opening of a gas station, larger than a football field, that's 'well-known' for having clean bathroomshttps://www.reddit.com/r/themayormccheese/comments/1ud621x/americans_lined_up_overnight_in_the_arizona_heat/
gobleshttps://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/god-bless-america-buc-ees-officially-opens-goodyear
>>537636758It was probably all wannabe YouTubers looking for content.Buy an ad.
>>537636758These Buc-ee's must be nice.Still haven't seen one yet,
The Jews bend the knee to Buc-ee
>>537636819hell yeah!
>>537636758In 12 months the term ‘larger than a football field’ will be used to describe the size of the street workers vags that loiter thereWell done America.
>>537636758>We don’t have gas stations you can pull your big boy truck into in Germany.
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>>537636758This is peak Americana though.
>>537636758they're just having funI don't get it, but they seem to be enjoying themselves
>>537636988this is the 'white culture' they talk about
based buc-ee'sive enjoyed a brisket sandwich or two in those carparks>>537636950buc-ee's doesnt tolerate such nonsense
>>537636758Dont they have clean bathrooms at home?
>>537636988why are they smiling
>>537637060> buc-ee's doesnt tolerate such nonsense…Yet…Wait until the currency crisis and everything bubble bursts, then you can go Greek style and fuck a whore for a sandwich in between some far flung bowsers, with a pimply teenager demanding you stop over the loudspeaker
>>537636950>larger than a football fieldif you search the catalog you'll notice a correlation to replies regarding pizzacake posts
>>537637274Post pics of said cunt
>>537636758¡Dios mío!Here's your typical Mutt
>>537637327You don’t wanna see it
>>537636758It's spelled soccer.
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>>537637327it's really for your own good not to see it and i would never save it on my computer
>>53763675808:00 AM (opening): the gas station known for clean bathrooms08:01 AM: the gas station no longer known for clean bathrooms
>>537637274Sounds like you got Vagenvy lady. You got a small like tiny tight pussy only a mouse would like?
>>537637616This.Let’s be honest- niggers will fuck in them
europoor are just crying they dont have le buhcees
>>537636758Texas here. Our cultural Reich is spreading. YEE HEILFuck yankees
>>537637388Now I'm really curious. It can't be worse than blue waffle
>>537637547but you have hunter's cock
>>537636983>big boy truck
>>537636950Buccees will become the new football fieldI.e "The average Amerishart has to drive their motorized wheelchair a distance of 2.3 Buccees to get to the nearest Mcdonalds"
>Arizona heatIt's not even that hot yet. It was only like 108F today, still a solid 10-11 more degrees to go before it really kicks in
If any of you incels want to know how to disarm any woman, you just have to wear a Buc-ee’s T-shirt. They will instantly gravitate to you. I would go into this smoothie shop and college aged zoomettes working there would always talk and flirt with me and im in my 40’s. I do have a baby face tho but I’m certainly no Chad. Buc-ee’s shirts are a cheat code to get chicks interested.
>>537637088this was on the news for 30 minutes and they were talking to one of the popular radio stations too
>>537637770Yeh planes can still take off.
>>537637669They clean them like every 30 mins
>>537637728about a terabytes worth. each one is labelled >plan to kill Xx being a celebrity, politician, etc... you get the picture. >>537637922i shit for 31 and time it
>>537636758>Its 100 degrees>but I gotta get my buccees!LOL Arizona sun fried their brains
>>537636758The toilet will be clogged when I'm done with it.
>>537636758Why are you laughing? Your gas station bathrooms smell like shit and are never cleaned by Mohammad (PBUH) who thinks it beneath him.
>>537636758>Americans waiting in line for the grand opening of a place to shit without cleaning behind themselvesPeak of civilisation
>>537636988And bong peasants get made fun of here for queueing for a baked potato
>>537636988>>537636758OP shows peak Untermensch while fat people storming aisles with reduced prices are bad, but not quite as bad."Grand Openings" which are just marketing events for merchant outlets are peak because they are a degenerate replacement for real culture. The only thing you're doing there is being a jew. You're participating in making the world less White, more jewish. You are celebrating the grand commodification which is the clearest symptom of degeneracy.Rushing in to get a low price, while terrible to look at and an appeal to nigger-tier behaviour, can still be somewhat functional. We all have to shop, sadly.If in doubt, just ask yourself>what would Hitler have done?
>>537637723You don't wanna see it mate.
>>537636758Anything below 100 in a dry desert climate is lovely actually especially without direct sunlight, like at night, this is not some arduous task unless you are fat and/or a giant pussy
>>537636988Def not Arizona
>>537636758You have to pay to use a public restroom Fritz. Maybe not the best topic for you to be talking shit on ehh?
>>537638389>AustraliaAs opposed to your people who wait for a gas station opening so they can huff fumes till they pass out in a puddle.
>>537638506You queued up for a baked potato ? Can't you just like wrap it in foil and toss it in the oven or something ? Even the Irish made due goddamnit
>>537643850fuck. i play british womens extreme sports every week in my area..
>>537636758Do Weimerimutts Really?
>>537636758State governments have to actively patrol rest stop bathrooms for faggots faggoting each other up the ass. This has been going on since the 80's.
>>537636988oh dear, so these are the people saying our women are ugly
>city state gas stationIt's a White thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>537643850>implying the wheels are not always fucked up
The atmosphere shifts as you descend into a concrete expanse the size of Rhode Island. Exhaustion weighs heavy, your bladder is nearing failure, and then, cutting through the twilight, it appears: Buc-ee's. It rises like a neon-drenched, hyper-capitalist mirage.Crossing the threshold, you are instantly subsumed by a chaotic, sensory-rich pilgrimage site. The air is a dense, intoxicating tapestry of caramelized sugar, hickory-smoked brisket, and unadulterated consumerism. To your left lies an infinite, amber ziggurat of Buc-ee's Nuggets stretching toward the heavens. To your right, a gastronomic theater unfolds as a pitmaster bellows, "FRESH BRISKET ON THE BOARD!" prompting a feral congregation of fifty tourists to erupt into applause as though he had synthesized a cure for mortality. You entered seeking a utilitarian bag of chips; you emerge clutching a three-pound cache of glazed pecans, a tie-dye garment, a motorized deer feeder, and a slab of artisanal fudge.Yet, the true sanctum sanctorum of this roadside cathedral lies deeper still. Meandering past an aisle of domestic kitsch, you arrive at the lavatories. Where you braced for biohazardous highway degradation, you instead encounter a pristine, marble-tiled mausoleum of absolute hygiene. The stalls boast floor-to-ceiling, heavy-gauge vault doors. The environment puts surgical theaters to shame; one could consume a three-course banquet directly off the gleaming tilework and find their immune system fortified.Suddenly, a monolithic shadow eclipses the light. It is him. The avatar of the establishment. A six-foot-tall, anthropomorphic beaver mascot donning a baseball cap. The sea of humanity parts in reverent silence. As your gaze locks with the hollow, unblinking eyes, a terrifying epiphany washes over you: your soul is no longer your own. Buc-ee's metabolizes you. You depart $350 poorer, with a replenished tank, a stomach laden with brisket, and an inexplicable, dogmatic loyalty.All hail Buc-ee's.
>>537636988Whats up with this America? Is there some cultural difference we dont get? Ive had a friend of mine in America say that things are different around stuff like gas stations because everything is so far apart in America that when something is opened that is new people are very happy, because it means they dont have to drive for a long time just to do something as basic as get something to eat.
>Bucee's "fans">Aldi "fans">Costco "fans">Market Basket "fans"Niggers it's just a store, what the fuck
>>537646072What you are describing happens in all countries where people are living in very remote sites, celebrating random shit finally happening in their "middle of nowhere".I lived in US for 10 years in various states. Majority of gas stations are just regular stations, selling goyslop with a jeet or some paki at the counter. This is just some new fad or something
>>537636903lol s0o0o random!!!!
>>537646290stay mad, sukdeep.
>>537637873Buccees got popular along state highways then interstate highways because it was out of the way, it's meant for travelers not truckers. She thought you had drugs because only stoners, boomers, or ironic hipsters ever wear Buccees clothing. She took a gamble on pretty fucking good odds that she might get half a joint, so did she?
Arizonans are immune to heat. I grew up in Tucson and my mom would kick us outside to play when it was 110 outside. The asphalt was so hot that if you fell off your bike, you would get burns that would blister up
>>537646696you projecting again, jam boy?
>>537636758That reporter a cute
>>537636988>Here is the white culture Americans want Putin to save
>>537637066its not the sameknowing thousands if not millions of strangers urinated on the toilet seatall kinds of diseases lingering at certain pointseven possabilities of glory holesbut new brand new bathrooms defeat that putpose
>>537645903If a Buccees opened in the UK, I can't imagine what the people who would line up for the grand opening would look like.
>>537640568I was in Germany, walking around sight seeing and stuff. Then all of a sudden I had to take a raging shit. It was urgent. Like really urgent. Found a public restroom with an attendant. It had a kiosk to pay to go through a turnstile. The only way to pay was to install an app on your phone and give them a bunch of information so you could pay 60 cents to take a shit. I just shoved past someone exiting and ran to the stall. The attendant didn't do anything about it. I guess that's how niggers feel when they steal.
>>537648449Based shartchad
>>537636758I can find a dozen videos right now of Euros gooning out over Buc-ees, Target, or Walmart. Your women love this shit when they see it in person. Probably because a Buc-ees is whiter than any of your capital cities nowadays.
>>537636950American measurements are superior to gay arbitrary metric and imperial systems. They actually make sense.
>>537636758God ! I love jews.Only Jews are smart enough to make money on those retarded Americans kek. Imagine goys standing there like bunch of retards for opening of your business so you can sell them shit.
>>537636758 I've never seen one of these places. Is this peak amerimuttt?
>>537640517I walked 6 km in 35 C heat in the UAE last June. It was okay, but I definitely sweated a lot.
>>537636858As a Texan, sure, they are nice, but now that they are expanding they have lost their aura and should have stayed a Texas only thing like HEB
>that's 'well-known' for having clean bathroomsNot after I'm through with it!
