I work for a law firm, and we’ve been hired by a major company in Missouri that wants to expand its operations in Spain and Europe (I can’t reveal its name, but I’ll just say it’s in the tech sector). They’re sending me to St. Louis to handle the matter in person. I’ll take the opportunity to do some tourism so, what itinerary would you recommend so I don’t miss anything interesting? I’d also like to visit a shooting range (which are illegal in my country). Thank you in advance
>>537643560>>>/trv/
>>537643560I live there in a burb outside StL. what do you want to know?
>>537643560That's near me.Post again the day before you go and we'll meet under the Arch at 4pm.
>>537643560St. Louis = instant niggerdeath zone.
>>537643560Make sure you visit East St. Louis. It's truly special around dusk.
>>537646237fuck yeah. pop pop nigga.
>>537643560you'll need a map.
>>537643560Shitty city, I’d rather spend a day in Cleveland or buffalo over St. Louis.
>>537643560>Law Firm.Go back jew.
>>537643560Before you go, head to the middle of the Pacific ocean, near japan. Dive down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. A secret package is waiting for you there. Agent 1/4=0.25 out.
>>537643560Go to the St. Louis Zoo and all of the surrounding museums, they're all free to enter and Forest Park is huge.If you're young-ish and visiting during the late-summer then I recommend going to one of the STL City Museum's night events. The City Museum is basically a 6 story tall jungle gym and the night events put a bar on every floor.Get a tour of the Anheuser Busch factory. Visit the Arch, you can even ride an elevator to the very top of it.
>>537643560get your demon spawn out of my country first, then you might be allowed to visit after a 10 year apology period.
>>537643560The zoo is free and is part of a large park which also houses a big amphitheater, the art museum, and the science museumGo to a Cardinals gameSt. Charles has a nice old-timey Main StreetWineries on the outskirts of townEndless venues for jazz & blues, like City Winery or Nancy's Jazz Lounge
OP here, sorry for the delay>>537646006Well, if you were going to Segovia, I'd tell you to visit the Alcázar, the cathedral, the Roman aqueduct... I suppose you'll find some interesting landmarks. Or, if not, at least enjoy the picturesque American landscapes. I also want to be able to fire guns, preferably an automatic one, or throw some grenades>>537646183I bet you'll rape me and put my body in a freezer, so you can rape me again after I'm dead>>537646625>>537646790Thanks, Anons, I'll keep that in mind. Are the women in St. Louis nice? I'm single and I always wanted to be American
>>537647645Can't really say I interact with the women much. I'm speaking as someone who visits family there annually, not as a local. I also left out that you should see the cathedral basilica but maybe you've seen enough of those as a Spaniard.
>>537648010I won't be there for more than 3 days, not counting flights. But if I have time, I'll take the opportunity to see it. I love architecture, and your basilica is a kino example of Neo-Byzantine style. The cathedral is also cool, it actually looks like Spanish colonial architecture.
>>537643560Eat some fried ravioli. Go to a cardinals game. Go inside the arch. Visit forest park. Never go to the north side of town.
>>537646282Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop
I'm from here, that's not a very long time to do anything so just go do the tourist shit like see the arch and avoid niggersI would offer to hang out but sounds like you'll be too busy
>>537649046Are there niggers in the city?
Visit St. Louise Blues match
>>537649239dude there's niggers everywhere here lol
>>537643560>which are illegal in my countryI dont understand the point in lying like that. All you do is broadcast the fact that you are a retarded larping burger.
>>537643560>They’re sending me to St. LouisThey want you dead. They're trying to eliminate you. Probably already hired a nigger hitman to rid themselves of you.
>>537643560Nice pic. Did you know that you can actually go up an elevator in the gateway arch? I did that once when I was a kid before they renovated it and it was utterly terrifying. 10/10 experience.
>>537643560I recommend staying in Clayton
>>537649913I don't think he has a choice and has to be downtown
>>537643706damn i've been here for almost 2 decades and didn't know that board existed lmao
>>537646237My opinion of St-Louis is entirely based on a Chevy Chase movie.
>>537643560St. Louis is the second most bland large city, with only Kansas City being more bland. If not for the giant arch, you'd probably forget it exists. Since it's Missouri, get some BBQ. It won't live up the hype but since you're already there, might as well give it a try.
>>537643560Make sure you go to east st. Louis. Go at night, great place to walk from bar to bar so to speak.
>>537643560Show me.
I’m also in STL (away from the nogs) I posted a thread in ck asking for yummy food to try: >>>/ck/22074676
>>537647645If you get the chance, visit Meramac State Park. It’s about an hour or so south east of STL. Missouri has a lot of natural beauty and interesting geologic features. A crazy amount of caves, and some of the best spring fed rivers in the country. The Current river or the 11 Point river are also great examples, but they are further out, and kind of in the boonies. You’ll get the opportunity to meet some real hillbillies, which are usually very nice people.
>>537643560I actually went to St. Louis shortly before COVID for a friend's wedding. Managed to get black fatigue in less than a week.First day:>staying in air BNB in supposedly good part of town>me and one other guy go to convenience store a couple blocks away>it's full of black people and they all stare at us >black guy says "what y'all doin here y'all shouldn't be here">"oh uh sorry we're tourists we don't really know this city... we'll be going now">a different black guy follows us for a block screaming "y'all lost whitey? Yeah das rite get outta here!!"fucking bizarre. Second day:>about to leave air BNB to catch an Uber >hear a commotion outside >it's a group of drunk black kids>hear one of them say "yo I wanna get into a fight tonight I'ma punch the first person I see">text the Uber driver and tell them I'll be 5 or 10 minutes late because I'm not going outside with these future doctors and engineers hanging around >they leave eventually, thankfully and I catch the Uber third night:>friend's soon to be wife takes us to a bar in the supposedly good part of town>boarded up windows and graffiti all over it looks like a shithole>I'm standing outside smoking and a flash mob of like 100 blacks runs down the street hooting and hollering >fat black woman bumps into me and screams "WATCH YO SELF WHITE BOY">I'm not even white I'm visibly part native but I guess if you're not a coal black archaic hominid you're "white" to them
St Louis sucks so tough break
1. visit the arch2. when not visiting the arch, stay inside your hotel at all times or you'll get raped by a pack of wild niggers
>>537643560We went to New Orleans after to sight see and got more diversity and cultural enrichment >walking down Bourbon St>groups of black kids on their stupid BMX bikes weaving in and out of traffic and popping wheelies and generally being a nuisance >black guy has a shoe shine station or something >comes up to my buddy uninvited and sprays soap on his shoes but they're mesh runners >asks for $10>buddy says "wtf you just came up and sprayed soap on my shoes and now my feet are wet. I'm not paying you. I don't have cash on me anyway">black guy has a melt down and follows us for a block screaming that "we rayciss" "we tryna not pay him"
reminder: If you do not get off the metrolink in time and you cross the mississippi river, THERE IS NO RETURN. You are as good as dead.
>>537650801no way he is going to have time to do that in 3 daysi've hiked that park many times that and hawn are favorites of mineit's not like he can go in the caves there or anything or has hiking equipment or tent
It's safest to stick to the streets named after states. Beware of Clayton and Kirwood.
Wear a college football cap to befuddle the natives
>>537643560No such thing as Americans you retard; your question is specific to people form Missouri. Get ready for lots of this - but worse.
Go to East St. Louis.
>>537651718every night they have a fireworks show
>>537649665Shooting ranges are illegal in Spain. You can try to lecture me on the laws of my country, but what do I know, I'm just a simple lawyer. What is legal are training grounds with a sport license, and you must use your own firearm
>>537651908You mean the government wants you on a list if you touch a gun
>>537651718came here to post this. go on safari!
>>537651908Sharp Shooters St. Louis Shooting Rangeyou can rent guns, buy ammo and eat bbq afterThe Alamo is a militaria and curio/relic store with some cool old shit in it as well
>>537652085>Dressing like a guy on safari and walking around the ghettoa glorious way to die
>>537643560St. Louis is a no go zone.
>>537643560St. Louis sole es para la gente blanca.
>>537643560Be sure to visit Ferguson, Missouri.You'll love it, too.
>>537646466They even made fun of how shitty, niggerfied, and crime ridden it was in the 80s.
>>537643560>I’d also like to visit a shooting range (which are illegal in my country)What? Then...how does anybody practice their shooting?
>>537650390Damn. Beat me to it. That movie came out in 1983.
>>537651908>what do I know, I am just a lawyerI dont think you are, at all. A quick search in both english and spanish confirms that >Ranges are legal in Spain>For most its even recommended not to bring your own gunYou are absolutely full of shit. You are neither a lawyer nor european and the fact NOBODY checks anything you are saying is just proof this board is just bots, mossad, and absolute retards
>>537652673Every moor I manage to get deported from the EU is a victory for me. Your turn will come, Muhammad
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>>537653291>Shooting ranges are illegal in Spain>you must use your own firearmNeither of your statements is proven true by your screenshots. >You need have a licence to own a firearm if you wanna bring that firearm to the rangeoh rllyI dont get it, why hyperbole and change the meaning?
>>537643560Sharpshooters indoor rangeThe Zoo is a mustArt Museum and Grant's FarmLone Elk ParkBotanical Gardens if you like flowersCity Museum
>>537646466Now, now let’s not get carried away. St Louis is terrible but cmon.
>>537652095based fellow alamo enjoyer
>>537654214sup, i might buy that little jap pistol if they still got itgood chance you know me irl lmao
>>537654261probably and its still there. if you lowball you will likely get it.
>>537653584Look, I’m going to try to discuss this with you in good faith. Perhaps I didn’t express myself clearly. By “shooting range,” I was referring to those recreational facilities where you can pay a fee and be allowed to fire a firearm or a selection of firearms without needing any kind of license. In Spain, that doesn’t exist. They don’t exist because the use of firearms without a license is prohibited, and there are no legally established exceptions (i.e., the principle of “lex specialis derogat generali” does not apply). I admit I was wrong on one point; after all, the law is very broad, and it’s impossible to know every detail inside and out: you don’t need to bring your own gun, they can lend you one at the club, but you always must have a license, unless you’re in the process of obtaining one (i.e., when practicing shooting to get your license, you obviously don’t need a license, just a provisional permit)
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>>537654362green = goodyellow = daylight good onlyred = avoid
>>537643560>St. Louis It was a part of illegal testing of biological weapons on population, google St. Louis poisoning. It's also a home to McDonald Douglas that ruined Boeing. Now it's home to Boeing defense division responsible for F-15, drones and that new F-47. Generally all area is military and top secret. There's nothing of value there beside this, whole population is buck-broken. You are welcome. t. insider
I’m here /pol/What do?
>>537643560Could visit the STL science center. They have imax movies and such. Probably more interesting for kids though. I haven't been there in a couple decades.
>>537654633get on the floor and do the dinosaur
>>537654633Nothing. Main park is the only thing in this city. It's similarly shit like Oklahoma.
>>537654633You can get a ride up the arch
>>537654926I will get in the pod!
All I know about St. Louis is to stay the fuck out of East St. Louis.See if you can take some PTO after your trip and visit the Ozarks, get some natural American beauty in your life.
>>537654362Fair enough, this is a more reasonable statement.Its fair to use "shooting range" in its american definition since you specifically adressed burgers, I suppose.I just irked by the lack of precision. You cannot waltz into an institution in Spain without a gun licence and fire a pistol or rifle, thats true. You can in Austria and the US. Would be interesting what other EU countries allow it. Thanks for argueing in good faith.
Remember: around blacks, never relax. Don't make yourself into a tragic reminder of this maxim. Be aware of your surroundings, always check for negroes and never turn your back to them if they are nearby.
I hope you get shot when you land there Pedro
>>537655142I remember going to Seattle last year and riding Lynwood Link Light Rail, thought it's cool etc.Then this year I see the news and on the station I was in saw camera recording of a nigger trying to push random guy waiting on train onto the railtracks. Fucking niggers. Fucking fenantyl hobbos. Being in USA gets you really red pilled.
>>537655300For sure, spending any length of time in a city with a high black population will quickly wake you up to the reality of them. But there's also cities here where they are almost non-existent, and it makes people complacent. My city has like 1.6% black population, so if you stay out of the one or two neighborhoods they live in, you basically never see one. Unless you ride the bus. There's ALWAYS some negro on the bus talking in incomprehensible nigger babble into his phone in a loud voice, or rapping and shuffling around the aisle. 1.6% of the population, 100% of the public transit nuisances. It's unreal.
>>537654633Head down the hill to the Mississippi River and go for a swim.
>>537648278st louis has two basilicas both are really cool
>>537655135Thanks to you. It's always nice to have a civilized discussion. It's a shame everyone is so full of niggers, paranoia makes you get on the defensive, my fellow european
>>537655731*everyoneeverywhere
>>537655731I’ve seen euros get mixed up on our definitions of "steakhouse" and "barbecue", so don’t let that happen either when you’re here.
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>argues with other Eurofags, doesn't engage with people who actually live in St Louis who are giving good adviceWhy are you like this, OP?
>>537656278>MUH NIGGERS>MUH BBC>MUH NIGGERS>Sir this statement seems inprecise, could you please clarify?>Yes, I clarify>Thanks, sorry for bothering you>NIGGERS NIGGERS BBC TRUMP BIDEN NIGGERS
>>537656368>Sir, could I invite to a good faith discussion about precise wording in a language that we both learned as a second language?>Yes of course my fellow European>NIGGER NIGGER MUH DICK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537654552>military and top secretyup. all sorts of new and interesting things happening with the construction around the airport. all sorts of fresh, new, and interesting faces around.
>>537655528I mean, tram in OKC was nice, guy who was checking tickets was shitting on black teens waiting on a stop, didn't let them in.
>>537654663i went to the city museum as an adult and it was still just as fun, but one thing i noticed is all the sharp corners and ways to get hurt, i was like "how did i not get totally fucked up on all this dangerous shit when i was little?!"
>>537654552this guy probably has family that go to st agathas
go see the sinkhole that opened under I44 downtown
>>537650854Sounds comfy
>>537643560>St. Louisdon't do it you gonna get shot
>>537643560>St. Louis, MONGMI
>>537646006You should take OP to Weenie Wars
>>537658623go homepay debtsgood luck
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