https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhAFKAKPnXg>Peter Murrell to be sentenced for embezzling SNP fundshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yzlqv4dyeo>'Messiah' without a mandate: As tearful Starmer departs, his assassin Andy Burnham arrives in Westminster in scenes of near-hysteria. But in Mail readers' poll, 89% say he should call an electionhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15921079/Messiah-mandate-Starmer-Andy-Burnham-Westminster.html>Facial recognition cameras to monitor phone and jewellery theft hotspots on UK streetshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2220468/britains-phone-jewellery-theft-hotspot>Whoever the next chancellor is, they are coming for your homehttps://archive.ph/D5Azv>The ungovernable country? Why Britain keeps losing prime ministershttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/17/the-ungovernable-country-why-britain-keeps-losing-prime-ministers>David Cameron caused the political mess we’re in today – and then he ran awayhttps://archive.ph/tGUmB>Spectacular thunderstorms hit London causing thousands of lightning strikes and flash floodshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/thunderstorm-lightning-weather-heatwave-b1287186.html>Some schools to shut and essential travel only warning as rare extreme heat alert issuedhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-06-22/dozens-of-schools-to-close-amid-impending-rare-red-warnings-for-extreme-heat>UK ‘irritated’ by EU move to delay key summit after Starmer’s resignationhttps://archive.ph/BKRzd
I hate women so much
>>537655479ain't that grimat least the suns out!aha
mango burnham > wigger starmerit's going to go #viral
>>537655541Women can't understand why men stopped going to their man spaces when women started going.
>>537655570https://www.mango.org/recipes/mango-mustard-glazed-ham/
>>537655541I've never approached a woman in my life
For 77th brigade who are watching us, I'm a good boy. I cleaned my room and did my chores.
>>537655715Look like you are enjoying yourself and a woman will approach you to spoil it.
The government needs to put out a PSA about the dangers of wanking in the heat, I almost just died!
>>537655479Disgusting beasts.
oh just fuck off
>>537655645Boys have always wanted to break in to the girls’ locker room. Girls have always wanted to break into the boys’ clubhouse.
>>537655757did you wash your balls?
>>537655715Based, Me either. I was drunk in a nightclub once and i almost spoke to a bird. To this day i have no idea what i was thinking, What an embarrassment
Fucking hell, absolutely creasing I am me
its too fakin ot
hostel BBQ livestream ?
>>537655807Just put your plastic sex arse in the freezer for an hourm
>>537655855Ceiling fans are your best option if you don't have ac they make a massive difference
sad fat greasy faggot trying to groom teens on discord to bum you, you make bogdan look successful in life
>every time I check MET forecast it's one degree lowerlollmao evenTotal nothing burger.
>>537655962I've closed the windows in the morning and opened them and the front door to oscillate cool air at night. I live in the dark ages, me
>>537655867I don't play football anymore no balls needed here to be cleaned. I do feed the birds in my back garden, I like watching them play, eating the bird seeds and having a dirt bath in the little mud pond in my garden. Birds are great.
I opened me winduz cos it was 'ot in 'ere and now I'm even more 'ot, woss goin' on?
Is it me or have the restoremongs of britpol gone awfully quiet recently?do they realise it’s finally over?
>>537655930Yeah I don't like to toot my own horn but I'm actually a generational genius who's literally the funniest and smartest person in the world wide world dead or alive and if you don't find my fruit based meme hillarious you are joyless and stupid
Burnham will NEVER get the reaction out of woman that Starmer used to.
>>537655479Wild how diversity isn't diverse at all.
sussex, surrey and kent used to be rural counties who spoke like west country folk and had a lower class independent farmer culture like youd find in devonshire or wiltshirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S8JR4eJAXAthe north and south downs were full of rough shepherd types, the weald was historically mostly forest and filled with outlaws and semi independent farmers and the coasts were full of smugglers and fishermenthis culture is gone forever because middle class tossers bought out the houses in the 60s 70s and 80s and london commuters bought more after thatnow there just another generic nu british shithole
Why would any government or corporation side with lazy, entitled locals who do nothing but complain on the internet, when they can have immigrants who actually work hard and contribute to the economy?From a purely logical standpoint, a productive immigrant is a thousand times more valuable to a nation's future than local whites who think their skin color is a substitute for job skillsNo matter how much White people cry on the streets, the government will never take the side of an entitled, lazy local population over the people who actually keep the infrastructure running.Stop crying and go back to your rooms white bois lol
>>537655965lmao reddit mod alerthe looks like he gets free clothes out of the textile recycling bins
>>537656080Holy Wars were the only answer. Do you want to debate this? You never do...
>>537656081you're not a narcissist... you're a #clarse-issist (kek)#viral
>>537655645No offense but I think you're Queer. At no time in human history has a bar been considered a "man space". The very notion of a "man space" is Queer. I've never even thought like that in my life. I want women around. Lots of you about though, in this country. Strange men who are obsessed with having "mates" and constant male company.
>>537656036name 10 birds
>>537656116Why don't they build their factories in India then?
>>5376561506 years in the army pal
>help the community i do me>sitting on brit/pol/ wanking and spamming the same tired gimmicks 18 hours a day every dayAbsolute loser larpmong
>>537656080Top fucking kek, you've been flagged kike.
>>537656180How young are you?
>>537656229You, or pic related? And how Holy was that for you?
>smartest person in the world wide world
>>537656116>when they can have immigrants who actually work hard and contribute to the economy?Um, you're Chinese
>>537655479>Er strafe es
peanut butter melty time
>>537655541approach them with a machete citing islam
>>537654872>looking forward to a midnight post-sweatathon showeron two a day at the moment, just had one to cool off and will have one before bed to cool off and cleanhad a peppermint body wash for extra coolness now sat in front of the fan drying off
>>537655479Where can one find a large cylinder of chlorine in the UK? Maybe anhydrous ammonia.
>>537656116south Korea is next lmao
>>537656399Mozzies gonna get your willy.
>>537656418kek, trying to aggro the nonces of mi5?
>>537655866boys want a cheeky look in the girls changing room yeah, but women get annoyed when men are happy being on their own or doing hobbies with other guys so the have to nag their way into it and ruin it
ngl I thought we were genuinely going to have a decade+ of starmer. i thought he was 100% going to transform into the permanent WEF tyrant ruling over us all with OFCOM's iron cat lady fist. i thought it was literally le #ogre.let's see what #MangoBurnham brings to the #table
>>537656225They do.
>>537656193Daisy, Emma, Esther, Brianna, Gemma, Tiffany, Kayleigh, Jennifer, Susie, Helena.
>>537656399All that shit just to avoid using AC.
GIVE ME WIGGER BURNHAM MEMES
>>537656418
ngl still creasing at restoremongs trying to twist Lowe’s anti-Ethnonationalist position into a positive development kek
>>537656624#tourist
>>537656584No point spending a wedge on decent AC when you only need it a few days a year
>>537656613
>>537655479Literally any high street in the yookay.
>>537656584>ancestors survived tens of thousands of years with more extreme heat >I need Muh ACGet a grip you fat loser.
>>537656687heehee its so sillythank you fren
lads I've forgotten how to roll a joint
>>537656687Corr, that's even better than Wigger Starmer.
>>537656180>At no time in human history has a bar been considered a "man space".Apart from every single golf club and the vast majority of pubs at one time. Some madlads are even still upholding the cunt ban
>>537656584Our houses are not really built for AC and it's only hot for a couple of weeks out of the entire year. Let us complain, it's a British/ English tradition to moan about the weather. It's cathartic for us.
>>537656778Me house is built to survive anything
>>537656624>>537656687why is a jew larping as a nazi whilst posting from a US base in japan?
>>537656778All you need is a fan and some curtains.But spastics open all the windows at the hottest point of the day and decide to go out and mow the lawn at mid day.
>>537656153#nosh-me-off #glazegang #discord
>>537656619Kek, what's this from?
Discord sisters, How do we respond?
>>537656928#authentic
>>537656902It gets hotter if you shut the windows. double glazing innit.
>>537656886Is it built to survive me protein farts?>>537656902Exactly, a fan and black out curtains to keep inside cool, I've got a couple of those fans that spray cold water mist at intervals, it's all I need. I heard you lads down south are suffering though, couldn't be me living south of York, fuck that.
>>537655479So did we lose our beauriful white countries forever to these evil shitskin parasites? Is there any hope?
detective / investigation type TV show called the blacklist redemption
>>537657030Let's find out. Also. Yes.
HMS Mangolad Burnham
>>537656778>>537656584>>537656399You bunch of spaccers, just get a pipe connecting from the inside of your car to your house, turn on car AC, I just did that to my mums car for a few minutes and I shaved off a few oC in my bedroom.
>>537656624Still only option on ballot that promises remigration, deportation or any variant of that word. If anything, it presumes that the party after Reform or Restore is the one that does the whole labour camp and shipping to the gas chamber. Apparently nothing is extreme enough, go out there and start swinging your sword at the niggers if you want it today.
>ngubus next door are immune to the sun so still have to listen to their shitty kids playing outside and blasting music:(
>>537655479Only racist sexists hate liberal dæmocracies.
>>537657126kek #thememesareevolving #thankyoubasedgod
>>537657154That rebirth spacker fucked off pretty quick. Was it all just a larp?
>>537657126Absolutely creasing at my own brilliant meme
>>537657146>my mums carbrum brum
>>537657129Please, God. It would be so fucking funny.
>>537657146Me cars a diesel, if I leave it idling too long it'll clog up the exhaust and fuck up the dpf. I'm alreet with indoor psuedo AC, failing that I'll stick meself in ta' freezer.
>>537657018Retard.
>>537657217Yerbury? only heard of him through here lol, if Lowe is obscure in the minds of most people then Yerbury is even more bogged down in the swamp.
>>537657243What happened to lasses like this in our country? Do they exist anymore? I prefer 'em over arty fart 'Leaf Archibald the XVth' types.
>>537657260I'll clog up your exhaust in a minute
the sweat pooled in the back of my trousers making it look like I poo'd myself when shopping
>>537657327They went back to china.
>>537657260Nice one mate, if I feel up to it later I might empty the chest freezer, fill it up with water and create one massive ice cube I can stick in my living room, that will be comf as fuck.
>>537657204Run outta gens ain't I :^(
>>537657327>What happened to lasses like this in our country?they got huge lips and metre long claws and joined onlyfans and made thousands, then married deano and bought a barrat home
>>537657421damn, that sucks лigger!
>>537657414Why not freeze several massive ice cubes and build an igloo to sleep in?
>>537655715i literally did it once to some chick at a bar in prague that some nig was trying to hit on and we hit it off and went back to hers, maybe it literally is that easy?
>>537657310I never heard of Yerbury or Jahn outside of /pol/. It pains me that the only real nationalists left on the scene look like they wondered off a 1940s whodunnit stage play
>>537656995If a man enters a women's toilet, that will be treated as the invasive act that it is.I'm sorry but a man who says he's never had to sneak into a womans cubicle for a piss is a man who has not been sufficiently desperate enough to legislate on ityeah keep troons out but when you gotta go, you gotta go, and it sucksthey're weird in there
>>537657327shes a tranny now lmaohttps://www.ladbible.com/community/tristan-jay-simmonds-viral-vine-transitioning-359281-20230621
>>537657482Capital idea, might buy a few more chest freezers off facebook market
>>537657338No lad, I'd spark you out if you tried to bum me. >>537657407Went back to China? Cheeky cunt thinking me lass is a chinky?>>537657442Fookin' lip fillers, who told them to do that? They look like that's plastic blow up dolls from the 70s-80s. >>537657523Fook off is she?...fook sake.
>>537656995low hanging fruitcome back when he says he wants to ban usury
>>537657129>bamemaxxingBold choice
>>537655479Jesus Fucking Christ!
This you?
>>537657471Have to post old but gold instead #memeledgends
>>537657260Isn't that what dpf regeneration is for? Couple of times won't hurt just don't sit there idling for hours on end regularly.
>>537657523This is her now transitioned. Looks like that hapa who does the videos covering protests, Wes something.
>>537657604I really should have watched this before I posted it. I just thought it was someone pooing. Ffs
>>537657344arse crack sweat makes me incredibly nervous and self-conscious for that very scenario
>>537657663nah manit was not
>>537657129You go get 'em tiger!
>>537657656dpf regeneration can cost up to £800. Or you can drive your car for 40mins on the motorway at 60mph+ to clear the exhaust.
>>537657633damn this yungin got the meme sauce
Why is it right that we help israel blow up places like iraq, afghan and syria but then we have to take the refugees?
gonna be a millionaire next month
>>537657663Imagine having that webm save on your computer
Do you support building a wall on the Irish border?
>taking a cheeky sneaky shit in the womens lavviesposted this in the wrong thread without an image like a twat though it's warm
>>537657706>Or you can drive your car for 40mins on the motorway at 60mph+ to clear the exhaust.Yeah that's what I mean, not a big deal. On some yuou can force start it with a cheap obd scanner, no need to give some monkey £800 to do the same.
>>537657809I deleted it now. I'm upset.
>>537657706Wont work if you got a high ash load Natural dpf regening only gets you so far, once ur into high mile a deep clean by a mechanic is all that will help.You can buy canned dpf cleaner that you spray into the dpf, which works somewhat. I do it twice a year on my diesel, through the temp sensor port nice and easy.
>>537657663I've had the displeasure of seeing that webm yonks ago, but I had forgotten it. Thanks for bringing it back into my head
studying behavioural patterns like a #baus
>>537657715Got it all hasn't it, it's got a politician and he's (a thing he's not in real life), absolute memegold, pure genius humour
>>537657167quin'essen'ially bri'ish
>>537657604that's kid killer kieran isn't it? after his bumcorder meetup where he begged kids to blow his backdoor out
>>537655715Most men just refuse the humiliation ritual at this point
>>537656619Just like the nazis lol they were white and gassy too weren't they
>>537657310>YerburyWtf is that guy even about? I mean. We are guys who are sympathetic to their cause. And, they don't even engage. Because, they are not serious.
Of course Lammy has a Jewish wife.
>>537657604how tf did you get ahold of bogdan's birth vid?
See it's all about juxtaposition and the unexpected, you wouldn't expect a person to have a mango instead of a head!! That's why it works so well
>>537656449>TFR of negative 7lmao
Herrenvolk
>>537657940what is it about mango that is just so memeable? is it the colour? the delectable tang? the feel of the flesh in your mouth? the way it's harvested from mango groves by africans making 30p a week?based
>>537658065fructaposition
>>537657896Yeah me uncles a mechanic and told me there's something I can put in my tank when filling up that will help clean the dpf as it's going through. I don't fookin' know. I do regular long trips and had a full service + mot a couple of months ago so it's sweet as. It's an old shitbox but it does me, I hate these E.V. and E.V. hybrids with touch screen pads in the car, just give me tactic buttons, and storks to play around with, muscle memory down to a t while I'm driving, don't need to look away from the road and press a load of touch screen buttons if I want put A.C. on or turn off me traction control/ esp if I want to be a danger boy.
>>537657766>gonna be a millionaire next monthI too am a middle class home owner.
>>537657999Getting really drunk usually works, not sure why though.
>>537656995>let's focus all our attention on what might harm foidshmmmm, not particularly interested in maintaining the high feminist watermark of the 2010s, troonery is the consequence of their endless waves
>>537658030imagine graduating from mossad training and getting given that giggrim
andy burnham said "man go" and man wentthe heat is reducing me to cave-babble sorryI might get some bone marrow and paint animals on the walls
>>537658153Foids are half the voting bloc so you've got to appeal to them because they can vote. Being anti-troon is a strong pro-foid vote winner.
>>537656080That guy is a total cringefest. Worse than Peaky Blinders larpers.
>>537658287start doing this (cuts to yerbury with his fist raised powerfully)
>>537658224And how many of the voters are brownoids?>Im gonna vooooooteYou're cooked mate, it's fucked mate.
>>537658224Is it? I can't imagine it moves the needle much at all, especially now as the issue is far less spotlighted
>>537657604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnWpIX4Ass
notice how the n is bigger? it was the jews
>>537658287He thinks he's Mosely, he's closer to Mr Bean. >>5376583472029 we'll see what happens. I'm still in disbelief there's a single White English voting for Labour.
>>537658199Jewesses can't resist muh BBC. Many such cases.
>>537658329O look. A namebame being an absolute twat. What a surprise.
>>537658199he looks like a prune shrivelling up in the sun
>>537658347There are more Restore members than muslims already. Who cares about voting.
>>537658215dis nigga becoming BAME, retvrning to monke
Looking forward to my Guinness when I finish work. These super hot days do have their charm when they make the beer taste better
>>537658445might print this out and frame it as "the funniest post in the current brit/pol/ thread - 17:00, 23/06/2026"
>>537656966it was the BBC adaption of this https://youtu.be/R1DwrLTYeeI
>>537655479At least you're not speaking German
>>537658485You're taking the piss but you do make a point. The more Restore members, even if we 'lose' it's more people against the nation being Owen Jones style neghole pozzed.
>>537658030>Jenrick>Braverman>LammyBit weird innit, what are the statistical chances? Not sure about Patel, surname Sawyer but not found anything conclusive
NeckfanAbsolute gamechanger
>>537658572>You're taking the pissAm I?
>>537658485All the foreign brownoids as the swing vote.Things are going to be just fiiiine, wait for the next election.Rinse and repeat.
>>537658533Do you believe in eternity?
>>537655479
>>537658639I diven't nah. I'm off to the Steam festival later this week. Gonna see some steam engines and be a reet laff. Need to decompress from all this political shite tbqhwyl
>>537655801Lol so true
>>537658689I believe in a proper good cider down t'pub after a hard day's graft. Lush.
>>537658030>>537658580>Bravermanyikes
>>537658580Starmer too obviously.I'm not smart enough to work out the odds but they are supposedly 0.5% of the population, in the census at least. Pretty odd indeed.
>>537658689when you get right down to it the idea that there's a place where you go when you die where every person you've ever known is there is downright fucking horrifying, and not a desirable outcome at allI think people get to heaven and they're like "lol no fuck this" so they just leave and end up here again
>>537657729we blow them up so that we get the refugees
>>537658828>every PM in the past 20 years is a WEF plant>all WEF plants get a jewish handlerSimple as
>>537658783obvious shop is obvious>>537658828now you could um and ar about politicians being, in theory, high achieving people so therefore are in "elite" circles where they might meet jews who would disproportionately be there as well (because they value education while the rest of us value rock eating, shut up it's not nepotism shut up shut up) but even then it's still very unlikely, you could probably tally up at least two dozen yid spouses throughout the Commons alone
>>537658758>Steam festival later this week.Is this some kind of glowie code word for the gaybar?
anyone else like to go into corner shops and loot the place like it's pubg then go up to the counter and pay
>the turd that just won't flush
>>537656778I’m spiritually british. I also love recreational complaining. I’m not mad, it elevates my mood. I’m also quieter and like cloudy rainy weather. American culture has always been foreign to me. It’s loud, overly enthusiastic, and they love running around in the baking sun. I’ve never fit in.
>>537659018Didn't realise we were living in a theocracy desu
>>537658057Bogdan wasn't born, he is some type of walking mushroom
>>537658639If every white male in the country went out one day and stabbed just one brownie each, Britain would be 100% white by tea-time.Just a thought experiment.
>>537659018it's too hot for me to make witty political observations but I do like how his umbrella is up like thatis that a metaphor?idk
>>537659048>overly enthusiasticWhy do they love clapin' & a hollerin so much?
>>537659052>Gets stabbed by sihk ritual blade>Didn't realise we were living in a theocracy ACKKK
>>537659009No covert message, it's a Steam fair to celebrate our heritage in the North East. We did invent the train or at least made it popular. First railway in the world as well. It's to celebrate our region's engineers of the past and these amazing engines. It's fun.
>>537658864With nameBames it's the other end of the spectrum. (((THEY))) just don't realise it.
>>537659048>I also love recreational complaining. I’m not madI've met a fair few americans that don't understand that "british people complaining" is very neutral stuff for us and we don't have emotional reactions to it for the most partin low context situations, lots of yanks think I'm mad and I'm not, I'm just talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CazqXc5qrf8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j16eA0ji6Y0lads... is ts cooked? or chopped? or mogging, even?
>>537658485>6.8% of the vote at your peak>Labour’s next leader on 54% of the vote Hahahaha you’re so finished
>>537659156I don’t know but it’s psychically painful. I also may just be autistic
>>537656584>All that shit just to avoid using AC.It's just not hot often enough
Happy Brexitmas BTW
>Amar Ilyas, 41, nicknamed “Killer” and his two younger brothers were all found guilty of a string of vile sexual offences including rape.>His brothers Kamran Ilyas, 38, and Kamar Ilyas, 39, were arrested in 2020 and charged three years later following a major National Crime Agency (NCA) investigation.>Amar was today sentenced in absence to 27 years after he fled to Pakistan>One victim said Kamar had groomed and raped her before she was also sexually abused by Amar and Kamran between 2004 and 2008 in Sheffield.>Amar was convicted of five counts of rape of a child under 13, nine counts of rape, two counts of sexual activity with a child, three counts of indecent assault and one count of possession of an imitation firearm with the intent of causing fear of violence.>A MIGRANT who sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl on a train after he trapped her by the window seat has been jailed.>Abdulmanon Aliev, 50, subjected the girl to an “abhorrent” assault after trying to speak to her through a translator app, a court heard.>The “despicable sex offender” was jailed for 12 years at Inner London Crown Court today.>He was found guilty of attempted rape, two counts of assault by penetration and three counts of sexual assault in April.
>mett on toastDon't mind if I do.
>>537658935Yeah duh.I still want to know what the chances of them all marrying jews are without the obvious plants. It should be astronomically low.
>>537658572Your scene is limited. Only so many people who will go in for it. We've seen it all before Restore isjust the latest brand name on the market.
>>537659268>two counts of assault by penetration and three counts of sexual assaultwhat did they charge him for each finger?
>>537659209>No covert message, it's a Steam fair to celebrate our heritage in the North East. We did invent the train or at least made it popular. First railway in the world as well. It's to celebrate our region's engineers of the past and these amazing engines. It's fun.Luv me a good Steam Fair moit
>>537658968>you could probably tally up at least two dozen yid spouses throughout the Commons aloneAt the very least. House of Lords too and add some of the higher ups in the civil service in as well.
>>537659268>>Amar was today sentenced in absence to 27 years after he fled to PakistanThe most important part. Arrested in 2020 but allowed them out on bail. Took them six years to convict them by which time he'd fucked off homeAbsolute joke
>>537659209Last steam fair I went to was FULL of fucking pikeys.
Bogdan can't afford tea and toast so he has wee and toast instead.
>>537659417Yeah the fuckers started showing up a couple of weeks ago on their horses, riding around the roads. I don't even know where they're staying but they're here for now.
carnt believe hagrid was supplying fent
>>537659018
>>537659376Oh yes, once you expand solely from the Commons to the rest of the Blob it would get very weird innit very quickly
>>537659417Pikeys are hecking cool, mysterious and valid. Haven't you seen peaky blinders goy?
>>537659467A lot of seethe today.
>>537659377Makes me wonder why more don't just go back. If they're scared to go back to pakistan they must have slaughtered half a village there before claiming asylum here.
>>537655479The don't appear so foreign and unreasonable anymore do they?
>>537659476The one I went to was a multi day event so it had spotsnfor tents and caravans. Can't imagine they paid though.
the fent found in hufflepuff commons was traced back to hagrid
>>537659377>if they don't convict you in 15 months you're allowed to leave
We had a pikey family at our school and one of their hard nuts found out we used their surname as an insult to each other. The boy who let slip nearly got battered
>>537659417wonder who made them a protected species here
>>537659529Haven't watched television since the mid-2000s. Never paid a penny to the BBC, feels good.
>>537659268Legal Extradition StatusThe UK does not have a bilateral extradition treaty with Pakistan. This long-standing gap has been partially addressed through informal arrangements like Memoranda of Understanding or case-specific agreements.This doesn't seem fair.
>>537655479The rise in ethnic tensions is kinda worrying. When the country is in trouble and the public need a distraction they always blaime it on the migrants. Great up in the 90s and there was s pot of Somalis coming in saw a lot of random violence from them. Blacks are also worse. It's always been bad but it just a bit worrying when the mainstream talks about it.Just saying these probably something big going on and its worry. Stammers been pushing for digital ID and online censorship and now hes stepped down. We had a lot of leaders step down to. Something doesnt feel right and its worrying. I love the UK and the people in it. It's just I am a hit worried where this country is headed. UK is suppose to be the good guy uk falling would be a net negativity to humanity.
brit/pol/ business idea: fentanyl hair gel
sweating, farting and crying
had four massive poos today
>>537659737
hi
>>537659763call it "fentanelle" to make it sound feminine and hip
>>537659715Yup. Can't revoke their UK citizenship either as they just burn their paki passport which would leave them stateless which is a problem for some reason.
>>537655645Fuck going to clubs. Early 2010s a shit of vodka was £9 you can get a whole bottle of vodka the cheap kind for 14.80 The whole going put is a scamSorry but I will not be wasting money or a vodka shot from a glass that's probably unwashed
>>537659804One could say you were full of shit.
>>537659836bogdan when he says he's white but he's actually just an albino jeet
>>537659840fentella - half nutella half fent
>>537659836This is how white people appear to BAMEs
>>537659860well, I was
>>537659737Colonialism bad, this is payback, don't forget the reparations.But don't look back in anger!
>>537659737>The rise in ethnic tensions is kinda worrying.Invite foreign invaders to colonize your countrty from the most inbred backward places on earth.What could go wrong?We'll solve it with another election straight through the ballot box. Everything will be just fine mate.Don't come to northern scandinavia and buy one of our cottages, stay put.
>>537659850Go clean up crew cuzzy
>>537659843>>537655479It's been changed now. There was a white guy who went to fight for russia and that guys citizen ship was revoked. Everyone laughing cos we feel like they deserve it but what happens if the native white British mans citizenship is revoked for saying something they dont like. I do somewhat support it there are some real bad men here but how do you make it work?Also feeling less racists these days am I just a contrarian I am just against what popular I am some what racist and eas in the past when everyone was not racist.
>>537659836>This spastic looking mard arse thinks himself a bouncer. I could spark him out one handed, still have me pint in the other.They giving lads straight from school SIA licences now? Fooker has bum fluff
but most of allyeahmost of alli like the way you move (on fent)
>>537659836Kinda looks like druski
>>537659836Looks like OG mohammed
>>537659836Apprently there some weird rise in red heads being muslim and radical for some reason. Not making this up it's an actual problem the government was looking into
>>537660012>Everyone laughing cos we feel like they deserve it but what happens if the native white British mans citizenship is revoked for saying something they dont like. I do somewhat support it there are some real bad men here but how do you make it work?Where would they deport us natives to?Or are you thinking they'd let us stay but revoke access to public services/pensions/banking?
>>537660105The constant bullying probably had something to do with it.
>>537659127>If every white male in the country went out one day and stabbed just one brownie each, Britain would be 100% white by tea-time.>Just a thought experiment.Unrelated but if you enjoy WW2 educational non-fictional in 1942 Major Fairbairn (famous for his spoon designs) wrote a great book called "Get Tough".
Shift change.
some yung niggaz like "Willcommen, Gast, In Gibichs Haus!", yet other hustlaz, playaz and gangstaz in da hood prefer "Jagt er auf Taten wonnig umher"
clothes take 20 min to dry, been doing towels and sheets
>>537660012>Everyone laughing cos we feel like they deserve it but what happens if the native white British mans citizenship is revoked for saying something they dont like.Most natives here don't have a second citizenship to fall back on and people who hold dual citizenship essentially have a get out of jail free card. They get the option to flee prosecution or when threatened with deportation renounce their 2nd citizenship. How is THAT fair?
>>537659956Voting>>537659956Doesn't>>537659956Work?>>537659956
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>Mfw reading the amount of bot posts about mundane things in brit/pol/
>>537660045You're not cauldron
>>537660316Keep seething.
>>537660133In the past japan would kick people out some famous japanese woman who was exiled went to live in france or usa and shes got white descendants walking around. Some guy became stateless. Maybe we could have a island where the exiled can live in. Also you can speak against it. There was a podcast some guy the funeral guy talked about the citizenship being revoked. He said the plan was to being in muslims and have to create chaos and then slowly bring in the citizens ship revoke laws. He talked about it back when covid hit now its happening. The barristers called the revoking of british citizenship archaic
>>537660355you noticed i dropped the name good good keep it up
>>537658572>The more Restore members, even if we 'lose' it's more people against the nation being Owen Jones style neghole pozzed.Of course you’ll lose. That’s the whole point. You are nothing more than cattle if you’re buying into Restore. The only point of that scam party is to stop Reform getting more votes than the Tories at the upcoming snap election, which will now probably be this year or next. After that, it’ll be liquidated. Don’t you find it odd that Restore’s Makerfield campaign was led by a disgraced former Tory MP or that actual sitting Tory MP Gavin Williamson, who sat on Restore’s advisory board, was spotted with them there? You’re being played, lad.
>>537659529I don't watch anything with Cilian Murphy in it. He's a cunt.
>Mum! That brown fella stabbed me!>Don't be racist, Henry.
>>537660486>Don't think he did m8
>>537656777new men only spaces coming upa world wide networkmen's shedsno roasties allowedhttps://menssheds.org.uk/
>>537660579cool can we have leather jackets with THE SHEDZ written on the bank in white like we're a gang from The Warriors (1979)?
>>537660680The Shedz sounds like a 2000s indie band name.
>>537657260Once a year before the car inspection, I'll fill up the exhaust with water and go for a 30 minute ride on a freeway on 3rd gear. High rev temps will burn it off nice and clean. Passing emission tests with flying colors.
>>537656399>peppermint body wash for extra coolnessCHECKED and zesty
>>537655855its gonna be 38 C on friday here. i am gonna fucking die
>>537656778You know whats mental?For 11 months of the year I dream of running away to a hot zesty country with lots of zesty foren food and cheap living. Then I get a taste of 30+ weather, and I regret thinking that way for 11 months of the year, every single year. Its cyclical.
>>537661331those countries use tiles and shit though, they get nice seaspray air, it's different
>>537660680who do you have to ask?are you a man?yes?well, then, no need to ask
>>537661331I don't think I could live in a country like that. Look at Thailand. It's hot all year, half the year is monsoon season and it always gets dark at around 5 or 6. Holidays to places like that are fine, but living in a country like that would drive me insane. There's also the rabies dogs and dengue mosquitos around those tropical places.
>>537661586THE SHEDZ ROOLall other mens-rights group based street gangs DROOL
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>>537658224>foidsTouch grass mate
>>537661934feels like most people are just waitin for him to dielimited amount of "charles-faced" money, anything like postboxes aren't replaced or are replaced shoddilywe still have ER's seal on most of the products and her majesty is on them more often than notit's like nobody gives a fuck, what's the pointit's like we've all collectively inherited an old relatives sick dogno point getting too attached
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>>537655479Whom are these young men Sieg Heiling to?Who is their Führer?
>>537662591Their elephant monkey demon called vishupreetaj or something
>>537656364that will only make your doggo thirsty
>>537657129I almost wish that was true, feel the acceleration
>>537661934this and diana being related to a rothschild made me a republican
>>537662136Never thought of it that way, he has slacked a lot for a king, if he isn't quick about it there won't be any artifacts left behind to prove he was the last king, I'm sure the government is itching at the trigger to declare a republic or the king himself is having thoughts about abolishing the monarchy as some sort of tribute to the reparation crowd.
>>537655645It doesn't help that most of these spaces are filled with thousands of indians and niggers. lolWhen they say cute men, they aren't talking about those men are they? Any time I went to a bar, that's all that was there.
>>537656399>on two a day at the moment, just had one to cool off and will have one before bed to cool off and clean>had a peppermint body wash for extra coolness now sat in front of the fan drying offI do the exact same thing. Late night rise of oil, salt, and grime, and then naked in front of the fan. Body core temp. drops. Comfy sleep.
How did you people capture Africa in red wool coats? Wearing that outside today would kill the modern Brit.
>>537664516ill literally wear a thick coat in summer, my grandad used to do the same, i can deal with the heat outside my house just not inside, i see a lot of people in summer wearing too much often the older generation, its how we're made.
>>537664516Thick wool coats for Winter.Thin wool jackets for Summer. Thin wool is extremely breathable.
>>537665464>ill literally wear a thick coat in summerYou black? Only niggers do that
