This is from the Steam Machine advertising material. Nothing more needs to be said.
>>537666343>when the screen goes dark and for a brief moment you see yourself reflected in it
>>537666343I was with valve from 2000 - 2016Was in game development for my entire tenure and I can tell you it wasn’t always like this. Oh well..
>>537666343>advertising material.so its made by an external agency where like all agencies they go safe by promoting "inclusion".Post actual employees Not even defending Valve because I hate them and that fat fuck Gaben
>>537666343>cultural marxismnot even once
gabe is literally a covid lockdown nut casehe's probably still wearing a mask.
>>537666343Marc Laidlaw (retired, writer of Half Life and Half Life 2) appeared in their anniversary documentary. He talked sycophantically about "making sure there were 50/50 representation for each gender and race.Not at all as if they are doing ESG and just have to say that now.
>>537666343wtaf are you talking about Valve has been woke for decades
>>537666343To stop a Gay Ben, take control and press the Gay Ben, hopefully.
>>537667392details
good thing its overpriced garbage and will flopkarma for being lazy and not making games, retard kike company
>>537666343I realy really hate the idea of turning pc into consoles.
>>537666343They're targeting the average Steam customer base. Who else still plays video games in an era that has LLM isekai adventures with your pet elf loli?
>>537666651Any of us true gamers know that was the most awesome time for gaming.I remember around 2016 that's when Valve started fiddling with the Steam UI around that time and ruining TF2 by trying to turn it into another CS:GO and failing miserably, then instead of fixing it, they just kept it as a buggy mess.I can tell there was a huge amount of talent in Valve back in the day but I don't see it anymore. I was never that into HL2 and only played it because "that's where it started and that's the base game that their other games were built upon", my favourites were always TF2 and L4D2.
>>537667854I read that the Demoman in TF2 was meant to be white but (((someone))) high up said that would be "boring" and forced them to make him black. I don't really care that much about having a token black in the game because it's still a great game but it was irritating to find out that he was originally meant to be white and was only changed to black because some kike told them to.
>>537666343>Outsourced the advertising>Get woke crapAnyway, still waiting for the Steam Frame price and reviews. If it sucks i just get a Big Screen 2 for VR Sim racing / porn.
>>537666343Woke machine.
>>537666343Normal people don't play video games anymore, they're made for trannies by trannies.Your normie kid has Spider-Man, [Current Year]FIFA, [Current Year]CoD/Battlefield, PERHAPS Tekken or Gran Turismo, and are waiting for GTA 6.
>>537666343>Valve has fallenValve was never a good company, they don't give ownership of the game to the buyers.
Le heckin cool. Based women playing vidya. Only chuds get mad at proud females gaming.
>>537671578Wait a minute. The games purches through steam are basically rentals?
>>537671662Of course. You cannot run them without active authorization from Steam, which can be revoked at any time and which ends completely as soon as Steam closes and shuts its authorization servers down. That's why GOG got big. GOG offer "DRM-free" installers that can be copied freely and be run wherever.
>>5376663438bitdo controllers are based tho
>>537666651do you think HR will care if I attach my steam account from 2009 in my job application to them lol
>>537671604>proud females gaming.but ''She'' has a beard, dude.
>>537670155>HL2 is where it started>Not HL and the massive mod scene>Honorable mention to QuakeKYS zoomer dumb shit.
>>537666343why would they alienate half their core customers?Almost all autists are gaymers and 75% of troons are autistic.
>>537666343I wouldn't fuck the one on the right with OPs dick.
>>537666343Which one wears the joystick?
>>537666343But that's the target market for a Linux gaming machine
friendly reminder valve is directly responsible for >lootboxes >battlepasses >skin economies>aggressive DRM >game licensing (you dont own what you buy)>corporatizing esports >esports gambling sponsorships >forced always online >paid mods>early access scams >""cinematic"" video games and lets not forget the only reason steam has a refund policy is because they lost a suit against the australian government yet gaymers suck their dick because sometimes they discount sloppy dogshit 20% and gabe newell is a fat faggot just like them
>>537672470>Linux gaming machineThey look exactly like the sort of men who would support that nonsense against all reason.Linux has maintained a stable desktop market share of 1% for 30 years now. Anyone smart enough to earn a promotion out of the network janitor department understands that resources you spend on a linux port are wasted resources.
>>537666343This is the culture war miggers are winning? We are supposed to ignore kikes and israel because of this?
>>537674549>miggersThe antiwhite slurs give you away every time, Moshe. Go spew your venom somewhere else. And tell you trainer he's a failure.
>>537674457Gaming on Linux is very good now, your opinion is years behind reality.
>>537672975in many ways yes, but they didn't make it the way it is nowthey introduced all this bullshit, but I would argue playstation and xbox really shit in the dirt making this stuff as progressively intrusive and brutal as possible then the triple gAy companies took it into their own hands
>>537674457do you know what wine or proton arethey don't need ports, they have a constantly updated realtime translator
>>537666343Valve is going out of business soon. They recently revealed their new Steam console and it's $1150.
>>537666343that's two dudes
>>537667213>>537670578Even if it’s outsourced the company still has final approval, right?
>>537672975Facts.>>537672197Hey at least I don't play fortnite, I'm still involved in the modding scene on the source engine games.
>>537670578>sim racing while sim onahole with a good window overlay so it's like you're getting road headwe got a genius here
>>537666343>market developmentif people are dumb or mind-broken enough to be queer, they are dumb enough to buy a 1st gen steam machine.
>>537674970Of course ,Valve would have watched it and said "yep, that's great, thanks! here's your payment". They could have said "yeah uh, we don't want that scene"
>>537675091I left a steam machine on your mother's chest
>>537666343based! Steam machine is gonna be great. I'm gonna have a blast with mine
>>537674790I've been hearing this claim for 30 years now. Last time I tried it, Wine couldn't handle a simple multi-monitor setup without producing display errors that could only be fixed by restarting the window manager entirely. Fuck that tranny shit. I have better things to do than play computer janitor for a thoroughly broken system. Windows just runs.
>>537666343That's who is buying it though. Valve sucks dick and always has you retarded faggots. Starting off right away. Half-Life, Counter-Strike=Sierra. Valve didn't create games, ever. Then out of nowhere they created steam, and started selling half-life in like 2003 or some shit. Sierra originally created every single game first released by Valve. Now people pretend these CIA faggots are actually part of gaming. Shut the fuck up and start my download you dumb faggots. Fuck Steam and fuck Valve. Fuck Gabe especially. No HL3 because the real creators ditched his fatass. They signed an NDA.
>>537675251must be one of those "nuGermans"
>>537672197So many years spent playing TF and CS. Man those were great games
>>537666343isn't that video like a year old now and also thats the target demographic of the steam machine sane heterosexuals build their own pc's for far less than the 1k the steam machine costs
>>537666343>well, we started a game of travel size chess but it's just not the sameand vidya is for night time, go the fuck outside and do something. and why not draw the curtains rather than turn on a light even? what a waste
>>537668390Niggertard lmao
>>537675279Based Sierra appreciator. Literally all the best "Valve" games are the ones under the Sierra name.
>>537672975>game licensing All software has always been licenses. If you actually owned the software, you could legally resell infinite copies. Are some licenses more permissive? Yes. Did you "own" the game that came on a dozen floppies or a cartridge? No. Never did.
>>537666343beautiful straight white couple. whats the problem?
>>537675707If I have the game on disc then I will always have that regardless of whether creators go out of business or whatever.
>>537674720miggers are most definitely not white you kike fellating nigger lover
>>537666343i saw that too and said, nope, fuck off kike
>>537675695Valve's best game is Portal 2, their other best game is obviously Counter-Strike which was created by a couple of guys in college and some teenage map makers, the guy who created Dust2 was 16.
>>537670259i dont even care, black scottsman is hilarious and because it was fucking 2007 and it predates all this new age racial politics shit where kikes just lie and say we were supposedly black 200 years ago.
>>537666343>Nothing more needs to be said.I think a lot more needs to be said, like why exactly do you think Valve has fallen?I'm not seeing a problem here.
>>537675367You're one of the tech-illiterate trannies who pay $1.5k for hardware worth $500 because it has "Linux" printed on the case.
>>537666343yo skrill drop the beat.
>>537675895Whatever you say, Moshe...
Valve has been cooking their next-gen games, right now the confirmed ones are Half-Life 3 and Garry Mod sequel. GM 2 will allow full blown game creation, it's going to be like how you can create unique games in Roblox, but 100x better
>>537666343Valve is based in Seattle (or nearbouts), a place that should be glassed until there’s no human life left
>>537676162retard
>>537671578Buyers?
>>537676019>it predates all this new age racial politics shitYou're just too young to understand. This has been going on since the 20th century and shoehorning blacks into games was definitely part of it.
>>537666651game dev now is like 2 white guys doing 90% of the work, 10,000 pajeets as the "face" of the organizaton, some woman CEO for some reason, and cheap coding oursoucing to ai farms in china
>>537676364You guys are retards that don't even play games. In reality Valve just released Animorph 2.0 update for Counter-Strike 2, one of the biggest updates in the game's history, they just had the CS2 Major last week with 500k+ live viewers. Deadlock, their new original game is in late beta phase with release soon, I have played it and it is good.Half-Life 3 has been in deep development for 10 years now with some of the tech in deadlockThey have a console, controller out now and a VR headset soon to come out, fucking stupid ass niggers, what other game dev is coming close to that?
>>537676272Okay, but having the Demoman be just another white guy would have made him far less memorable as a character. Also, the mid-2000s was a time when media in general was edgy enough to present a character like that in a clownish fashion. That wouldn't have happened 10 years later.
>>537676364don't forget the obligatory chink CTO. Who is always name Tan, Chan, Tom, Tommy, Sammy, or some other chinglish name.
>>537666343These are some ugly motherfuckers. The one on the right looks like an eraser and the one on the left looks like fetal alcohol syndrome with lipstick.This is what happens when Gabe goes hands off for certain things. They have also been ramping up against bad speech in valve games.
>>537676689>CS2old boring shit>Half life 3 lol lmao even>VRkys
>>537676722You are part of the problem NPC retard
>>537676868>old boring shitYou get your ass gape'd and cry faggot, I would own your ass in CS2 and there is not a damn thing you could do about it, it is the only legitimate E-sport in the world, that means I am your superior
>>537675279sierra was the publisher you retarded cuntvalve developed half-life
>>537676689>Half-Life 3Believed you til you said this
>>537677000Sierra may have only been the publisher but being the publisher still gave them a say.
>>537676987It's just outdated. Lack of mechanics, others fps were way more interesting than this recycled garbage.
>>537676203Oh shit. I did tech support for WB Games once, they were also in Seattle. Shit ass motherfucker company. Working for those slimy sanctimonous commie exploiter bastards is what sent me down the spiral that brought me here. Glass Seattle for sure.
>>537676089I have skrillex's old pioneer DJ equipment at my house lol. Not sure what to do with it at this point
>>537677609You are so off the mark it is incredible, everything you just said is wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. What "mechanics" is it missing? Some CoD Kill perk auto-kill bullshit or endless vehicle spam like in battlefield? There is a reason those two games are totally dead, same as fortnite. CS has been the #1 game in the world for 30 years in a row because it doesn't add stupid trendy shit. You don't play anyway, the game is always changed up a bit, the new smoke grenade radically changed the game and tactics, game is smooth as butter and is the #1 competitive game in the world because it doesn't rely on gay ass nigger gimmicks
>>537672975This.
>>537667854so where the fuck were the female scientists in black mesa. all we got were "sexy assassins" so that's a pretty shitty attempt at woke. Alyx was a milquetoast attempt to keep appeal to whites while offering a half-asses attempt at black representation cause she was the daughter of some throwaway nigger scientist from the first one
>>537666343Valve is run by a fat kike. HL2 was multiculturual propaganda, just watch the documentary.
>>537666651Tell us moreWas it really a toxic culture where people stole code and only cared about making shiny new things instead of fixing things
>>537680778Stop coping nigger Alyx was your mystery meat love interest and they deliberately set out to make the game as diverse as possible at the time. They hated you then, they hate you now, and you pine for a time they were slightly less abusive towards you, not for lack of intent, but just the creative and cultural tools available to them at the time. If you ever want to beat the kikes, first you must destroy the kike eregore they created in you with your forgiving nostalgia for the pozzed media you consumed in your formative childhood years.
>>537672114it's basically impossible to get a job you'd need to be a genius, and that's not old for a steam account. steam existed pre 2002. at least it was in steam 2.0 at like nov 2002
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>>537677609>>537680624sometimes certain types of good gameplay are only created once or twice and everything else is a crude imitation, negating the specialty of games to begin with.
>>537666343Why would you buy a steam machine Isn’t that kinda against the point of steam?
>>537666343this is what most people look like who use steamwhats the issue?
>>537666343Looks like Jews aren't wasting any time preparing for their upcoming Democrat wins, they're already going back into the Black race-baiting, too.
>>537666651Are you rich as fuck now or did the fat fuck take all the profits?
jfc
>>537666343Everything is just so fucking gay and retarded
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>>537682204Whoops, posted the wrong one
>>537666343As long as those ugly fat ass tranny freaks dont touch Left 4 Dead, it's all good in the hood, nigga
>>537672975This post is REAL electronic art.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSliaQ3a_5Y
>>537666343>Steam Machinewhen is that shit coming out? how much GPU? it's either that or a mac mini studio
That's smart though, zoomers and most millennial are impossible to tell apart from lesbians so this commercial caters to three demographics in one.
>>537682635THEY ARE RELEASING THE STEAM OS FOR CUSTOM BUILDS SOONNo need for Windows or Mac
>>537682836how much GPU? I need it for AI
>>537676089Is he a Hapa
>>537683009>I need it for AIwhat kinda cartel shit you up to Juanito
>>537682204kek what's this? Shitlibbing in public simulator?
>>537666343Girls can be gamers too.
>>537666343Valve fell the moment they were extorted by Collective Shout and were forced to do a mass censorship on their platform.The Cathedral do not care about profits, they are willing to lose money and reputation just to further the agenda.
>>537666343I don't see the issue. It's the future. Future people are supposed to look ridiculous and weird.
>>537666501topjej
>>537666651>one post by this IDI remember you, you were gay.
>>537672114>if I attach my steam account from 2009 in my job applicationmaybe if you show them your platinum badge AND cheaters lament in your TF2 loadout ?
>>537672114>2009ohwell
>>537666343>two tranniesIdk, seems like the most relevant target market for their goybox.