Scientists are warning everyone that sharks could be encroaching on beachgoers this summer due to extreme rises in ocean temperature caused by climate change https://www.aol.com/news/scientists-warn-shark-surge-summer-075114673.html
Wetbulb temperatures are skyrocketing in the south. Next week you won’t be able to survive for 3-4 hours outside without dying of a heatstroke. This is 100% dude to the greenhouse effect and having holes bored through our atmosphere. We are all going to die soon unless we make carbon emissions a criminal offense.
>>537674462oh no
>>537674272>"Only in the hottest years this happens"
>>537674462>cool, we should build nuclear reactors so we can provide a high standard of living without hurting the plane-Oh wait that would hurt the oil kikes.
>>537674272Sharks wouldn't go closer to the shore cause it's hotter. That makes absolutely no sense. Fish will retreat from the shallows due to heat. Why do sharks go near the beach? For fish. The sharks will be further back the hotter it is. The red triangle is a perfect example of this, and proves this article wrong 100%. Sharks are encroaching cause people have been feeding them corpses. I suspect it's a Mason thing. I was studying the shark tracker and noticed something interesting. Anywhere outside of a port that looks far enough away to be unseen(dump a body) has a congregation of sharks. They are not near river mouths, channels, and shit like that where they hunt. They are off in areas near people. Long Island has some weird shit going on too. Check out the shark tracker and watch it on a peak heat day vs cold day. On colder days it is usually cloudy. You are going to find a shitload of sharks on the shoreline hunting. Never swim in overcast or rainy weather, dusk or dawn. On hot days you will find them cruising the deep, good days for shark watching. Seals and other animals tend to be out deeper in nice weather too. This post is 100% incorrect and the article is propaganda.
>>537674462Shit up retard. It is humidity not heat. Because the microwave satellite HAARP is creating precipitation.
>>537674272That's cleaner than Trump's pool
>>537674957HAARP isn't a satellite you nigger. What is it with conspiratards and not knowing shit about anything?
>>537675555Yes it is you moronic faggot.>links wikipediaI read about it before, during, and after it's launch before they started hiding it. Shut your fucking retarded ass up. I hope your entire family dies and your ancestors mourn. Fuck you faggot. Always some instagram or twitter educated little piece of shit faggot perpetuating lies. You fucking parrot. You pathetic retard. You brainless fucking sack of dog shit. Don't ever talk on here again you fucking retard. There are illustrations made by the company that fucking produced it. You go google it in 2026 and we can all pretend it's real factual information on the internet. You brainlet fucking 90 iq dropout. Next time just go look and in the mirror before you respond and remind yourself you're fucking retarded and maybe you should ask rather than state. I fucking hate all of you deeply. Cause you just talk about things that are openly infiltrated and proven to be dishonest, and you point to them and say, "See, there's my proof." As if we are all supposed to play along. You stupid fucking kikes.
Only browns go in the water. Why the fuck would any high IQ man be playing and swimming in the ocean like a child?
>>537674272Good. I hope the sharks eat all the normies.
>lol
>>537674272did you guys know that shark attacks are under-reported, possibly off by thousands over decades, because the criteria used to deem something a shark attack requires someone literally seeing the shark attack the person. if a surfer goes missing and they find his board with a bite in it, they don't deem it a shark attack. they say the surfer drowned and then was scavenged. they also don't mistake us for seals or any of that nonsense. they bite/kill out of territory, annoyance, curiosity, temper, or hunger. they bite for all kinds of reasons, not just because they thought a surfer looked like a seal, which is ridiculous. just saying, watch your ass out there on the coast. people get killed in 2-3 feet of water. A lot of Navy that flies over beaches in Florida for example will not let their children in the water.
>>537674272its not climate change its el nino you dumb faggots
water and the beach is reddit anyways
>>537674272> Whale SharksHarmless animals.
>>537675898You probably just conflated something you schizo.
>>537674696so underrated post, have a (you) my friend
>>537674272>envirotards protect seals and other marine mammals that are shark food.>seal population increase, encroaching in recreational areas>attracts great white and tiger sharks >kill beachgoers>blame global warmingtiresome.jpg
>>537674905This. Dumbest shit I've read today, obvious fucking agenda fearmongering.>>537674272Kill yourself op.
>>537674272It's their water
>>537674272more fearmongering slop, fuck climatologists, all liars.
>>537674272>only alarmism propaganda decades in a row>no actual plan or push to dev. technology to control le climate change>trying to pan as le real using said technology dev. in le secret (everybody knows) to promote your push to farm people from their money and ruin the actual climate on the planetPeak clown world stuff.
It has nothing to do with the heat, but the over-fishing on the seas. humans are consuming all the wild-life like mindless retards.
>>537675898The anon is right. H.A.A.R.P. High Frequency Active Aurora Research Program. Is a ground based antenna array. It isn’t a satellite and you are retarded.
>the water is too hot>swim into hotter waterWho writes this shit? You'd have to either be knowingly lying, or functionally retarded to write an article like this.
>>537677460He's probably just mixing it up with one of the gorillion weather satellite programs out there. And instead of realizing he conflated HAARP with GOES or NOAA or some shit, he internalized the apparent lack of a HAARP satellite as some sort of Mandela Effect style gaslighting.
>>537674272They do that anyways. They push prey into the shorelines like most predator fish. Limits escape routes and the prey gets tossed in the surf.
>>537674462>100% dude
why would they go into the warmer water near the beach? scientists are full of shit
>>537674462A WET BULB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>537674905This was my reaction as well. Thanks for saving me keystrokes.
>>537680935Do these sharks have ebola or hanta perchance?
Good.Our KD ratio vs animals is so skewed that I cheer for them every time they get one of us, I don't care who or how.
>>537674272TOTAL SUMMERFAGGOT DEATH
>>537674272>MUH WET BULB CYCLONE SHARKNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537674272Oh no, muh global warming sharkies. Better stop eating meat and put methane burners on the cow asses
>shallow coasts are most prone to temp change>most animals avoid large temp swingsScientists ladies and gentlemen
>>537675947>Only browns go in the water.How sheltered are you child?
>>537674272Good. I hope the sharks eat beachgoers.
>>537674272Shark Week must be coming up. Sharks like the other side of the beach (underwater) for the same reasons we like beaches. Plus they fuck in that warm, sunny water.
actually its caused by our friendly ocean neighbors hehe
>>537674272Ah jeez, just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water
>>537674272GoodTotal normgroids death
>>537674905Saved
>>537674272>climate change 2 more weeks, faggot
>>537680945Lmfaoo. My sides. I thought no one caught that.
>>537674905just fucking kill the ones that go near people
>>537691108Sharks are delicious
>>537674272Quick! The US needs to import 100,000,000 niggers, chinks, beaners, and jeets and give them all a first world life style with a credit card or climate change is going to boil the oceans!
>>537674462>every planet in the solar system is going through big changes>sun is going through big changes>wait a minute earth going through big changes too? this must be the fault of the anti science alt righters!>aaaiee this is because of carbon emissions in north america and europe!>*china increases carbon emmissions by 2 billion percent as it does not care about them at all*>look at this graph i made showing how much carbon emissions are responsible by north america and europe!>*shows graph that includes china emissions as europes emissions because europe buy some china stuff so the emissions china produces are actually europes fault goydang we need to make a separate tax for these emmisions to save the world immediately.
I live sereral hundred miles inland, but I was driving back from the store today and saw a few sharks hanging arond the front of liquor store. They were wearing black leather jackets, sunglasses and smoking cigs. Looks like they are going to be a problem.
>>537674272Oh no that sucks
>>537674272I wish a shark would eat me, desu.
>>537674272Anyone who has ever been to a beach know that sharks regularly get in less than a foot of water. They don't care and frequently rub up on people's legs. You can see them from the air, but from water height they're basically invisible.>>537674462This isn't a real thing.
>>537692304Central Texas reporting in. Sharks migrating to Lake LBJ. This is going to be brutal for the summer vacationers who plage my beloved area. I hope they kill all of them . A huge win for locals.
>>537674272If sharks develop a taste for minorities, I will support climate change 100% and shit in the nearest river
>>537674272Theory doesn't hold water.Australian waters are colder than average for this time of the year and there is more shark attack than ever 5 in the last month the most ever in record yet the water is colder than normal.
