If you buy a Buc-ee’s T-shirt chicks will automatically be drawn to you. It’s a cheat code to break the ice to talk to any woman. If Marlon Brandon was alive today he would have a harder time talking to an women than a 5/10 chud wearing a Buc-ee’s T-shirt.
>>537688888>quints of truthThey just opened a Buc-ee's here in phoenix. The only problem for me, is it's on the other side of the city for me. If I am over there I will probably stop by, but I am not going out of my way to just go to a really nice gas station.
>>537688888>Marlon BrandonZoomer retard.Anyway, this is only because modern women like to travel for free on another man's dime, And this shirt implies that you travel
>>537688888Fuck, quints demand I grab a buccee's t-shirt. Oh wait, I didn't take the shot and won't stick my dick into any used cunt that took the kike-spike. Ah well, I'll file that info away OP.
>>537688888i dont live in the south
>>537689066Auto-correct faggot. I’m 43. And zoomettes love me and flirt with me when I wear it to the smoothie shop I work at.
>>537689137They work at….
>>537689137>I wear it to the smoothie shop I work at.
>>537688888I dont wear printed t-shirts anymore. I only wear solid colored shirts with no printed shit. Printed T-shirts are for kids.
>>537688888Correct. Southern belles will swoon over you
>>537688888It is absurd to say, but I bought a bucees shirt a few months ago and I literally get positive comments every time I wear it. It is genuinely kind of weird. It is from all types too, and yes that includes chicks.
>>537688888Checked Heil Hitler Heil Hitler Heil!!! Must be true
>>537688888i just went to one for the first time today, had a brisket sammich. was good. thought about getting a bucees bucket, or as i was gonna call it, a buc-eet
>>537688888Buc-ee's was started in my hometown. Always where Ron and Rand Paul are from
sup cappywait a second...>those fucking digitsholy checked
>>537688888>need gas>buckees>pull in to station>not hallucinating, there are actually that many pumps>get gas>have to pee>go to bathroom>not hallucinating, there are actually that many urinals
Can someone make a teshig. Of bucees version of this
>>537688888>Buccees beaver will soon be declared a hate symbol
>>537688888>fat chicks that smell like beef jerky
>>537692154Kek
>>537688888I only see brown men wearing Buc-ee's t-shirts and hoodies where I live. If you're White, no one here wears that.
>>537692053Lol
>>537689121
freem company (like most!)
>>537689066Interesting
>>537688888Checked and there should be gore of the bucees mascot
>>537688888Shut up FAG
>>537688888I stand with the Buclerian Jihad
I'd have bought one by now if I could've found picrel on a t shirt online, but I've had no luck.
Thats because they are rewired backwards retards that enter heat upon viewing corperate logos. It is a sign of the failure of our own minds. The fat cartoon beaver and gas pumps is all most lard creatures need for a rush of seretonin is a stark reality upon viewing it. They are offering prayers to their temple (their billboards are humorous)>537688888 Sneed
>>537692536Meds, NOW
>>537689137whew lad
Bump I love bucked
>>537692248I like how they had to install temporary barriers because otherwise retarded drivers would crash into each other.
>>537688888Checked and beaver based.
Viral marketing horseshit
>>537689293All my graphic tees virtue signal the charitable deeds I've done. I mog you.
