>Effortesly Moggs your pet negro
Bless the corvids.
>>537706191The only reason libtards treat nigs as human is because they can talk (in broken English). So we need to find a way for corvids to talk so libtards want to import millions of them and give them free housing
>>537706241>only found out aboht gray crows a week ago>tfw I am seeing pictures and videos of them everywherethe simulation can be funny sometimes
>>537706241I love crows and they love me. I have some semi-trained and they will follow me around town, flying from power line or building to another, just watching. It's actually kind of fun.
>>537706241>gray crowits a hoodie
>>537706241Crows are like the Chad of the birds. They protect other birds when attacked by other species.
>>537706329>So we need to find a way for corvids to talkAbout that, you can teach them to speak. How much patience do you have?
>>537706522Based. How did you do it?Every time I try to feed the local crow when it comes to my garden, it flies away as soon as I step out.
>>537706191Seagulls play some weird game whenever it's windy they appear to try and surf the wind by seeing who can stay airborne without needing to flap wings.You'll see like 5 of them taking turns gliding up and down. Then they all go back to stealing food or eating trash. Heckin birbs
>>537706191I befriend crows wherever I live. It's a good way to get rid of leftovers.
>>537706668When you see them, have some food ready and get their attention. Then show them the food snd then mimic like you are eating it. Then let them watch you put it down somewhere then walk away. Do that a few times then they will learn that you are trying to be frens.
>>537706668You throw the food outside before you came in. When they eat the food, you throw some more so they realized you're the feeder. Keep repeating until they trust you. Usually from 3 days to 1 week.
>>537706241MOVE YOU FAT FUCK!!WE ARE GOING TO GET RUN OVER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!MOOOVE!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
>>537706892>You throw the food outside before you came inThere's a dozen of magpies prowling the neighbourhood. They'd get to the food before the crow (which squawks once a week or so).>>537706888But what if they just instantly skedaddle when they spot you? This leaves no chance for them to see and eat it as they won't come back anytime soon.What's the best food for them?
>>537706329No, it's because they can fuck them out of desperation and produce genetically viable mongrels. If liberals could fuck crows there would be less niggers
>>537706241That bird is a better living being than every nigger and kike that has ever lived or will.
>>537706668https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYBep9cyZhEhow dumb are you?
>>537706435main character syndrome is funny when NPCs think it's them.
The Japan Football Association's emblem is a three-legged crow.That crow is the one that guided the first emperor on his expeditions, and in Japan it is called "Yatagarasu".
>>537710288The first emperor Jinmu and Yatagarasu.
>>537706241>saving mammalssome birds are all right
>>537710392Even Noah and Odin liked corvids.
>>537706888Checked.Based and corvid pilled.
>>537708379that's an aussie magpie and not a corvid, but they're also based. real magpies are the master race among corvids. they easily dominate crows. they're also the most intelligent bird. crows can't even into roofing
>>537710710Attack Magpie
>>537706191Corvids are amazing.
>>537706616The american public school system has at least 12 years of patience for niggers (only to have them semi-literate) so we owe corvids at least that much patience.
>>537706668the same way you "befriend" every fucking animalFOOD
Corvid 19
>>537706668You'll know they like you if they bring you gifts
>>537710288Built with bbc
>>537710392Based crowninja.
>>537706435Similar happened to me regarding something else and now I'm seeing it all over.
>>537710710That is without any doubt not an Australian magpie.
>>537710710Jays mog magpies.t. witnessed several peanut wars>>537713083That's why we need more data centers. This constant loading on demand really fucks with QoS of our simulation.
>>537706241Corvid helping Spiny Norman's mom across the street.
birbs are fren
>>537712325fuckin slopimagine being 7 years old and seeing thisYour sense of reality will be shot in 10 years
>>537713718I could hardly believe it either when I recorded that
>>537706191>>537706241Reminder that Odin-Thoth is the scribelord of the birdshamans, and that Loki-Levi is the tonguetwister of the apocalypse.
>>537712325It would be more convincing if the video ended before the bird started eating the glass
>be anon who befriends crows.>have a fren mated pair I feed.>another newfren I recently started feeding jumps down infront of my window when he wants food.>come out with food.>now comes and visits me for my breaks.I enjoy them, last summer they left me a very long feather in my work area when I was working outside.
>>537713308Fuck Magpies, behead Magpies, walk outside in full Paintball gear and empty a frozen hopper into Magpies nests, stomp Magpie eggs, roundhouse kick Magpies into a wok, Call Mike Chitwood on Magpies.TMD.
>>537706522>>537706435>post on /pol/ about my crow frens.>months later, anons now have crow frens.Excellent, now remember to kick lots of dandelions and plant flowers and trees to help the bees, and make boomers spend their last days on their knees.
>>537713718Zoomers were first totally on-line raised generationAlphas will be the the first generation that cannot tell the differenc between AI slop and a real stuff.Grim....
>>537716440KekDon't bully the retards of the family.
>>537716627Nail Magpies to thorns and let the Skrikes eat them, launch Magpies into the sun, fly planes into Magpies, hit Magpies with muh 1935 Dodge Camero XLT F1500, take out a large loan on a tree and then have the Magpies nest foreclosed on.
>>537706888This is what I do.I hold it up for them to see with the same hand every time.If you get a bunch of them together with bird seed, you can get them close to you, while sitting down by turning your head and looking away, then they will try to sneak in and get it "without being seen".Its a fun game.Also they will signal to other crows in the area if you have alot of seed/food to give away, unsalted peanuts work great and are commonly available, and wont get mistaken for rocks.Sunflower seeds are great for when you want to attract alot of them.
>>537717233I once fed them tortilla chips and they would try and stack 2-3 of them in their mouth and go for a fourth and then drop them, and try again, then fly 3' away and bury it while in full view of the other crows.It was funny to watch.>anon gets rid of expired bagels.>murder of 60+ crows.>flying away with bagels.
>>537706241lmao HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASS NIGGACrows are so intelligent I might even believe that's not AI.
>>537716440>>537716913Magpiehater chill. What did they do to you?Some of these fuckers disturb me in the morning with their noises sometimes but i wouldnt roundhousekick them into the sun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz4SvP0c_VE
We should just give up on AI right now, and figure out how to wire crow brains to droids.
