The fat sheboon whose lips were the first to touch the 213 year old Crystal Flute made for James Madison known as the "Father of the US Constitution" has failed to sell even 5000 copies of her new album.This disgusting gorilla who participated in one of the worst humiliation rituals in US history has failed to sell even 5000 copies of their new album.Her spit particles will forever be inside of James Madison's Crystal Flute, the acrid, highly acidic substance will eat away at the flute over the next several centuries and future historians will wonder whose spit was in the legendary cultural and historical artifact and they will trace it back to this fucking baby hippo who was discarded and ignored like a used cum rag not even 5 years after she spit inside of the Crystal Flute. Truly the darkest of ages.
>seething
This seems very important.
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>>537708983Lizzo really should have listened to Candace and called her album Fat Bitch, instead of just Bitch.
>>537708983>THE INDUSTRY FRANTICALLY SEEKING FRESH MEAT
>>537708983>Import niggers >free niggers >fight wars for niggers >flood the world in niggers >Promote nigger music >mad when a nigger nigs in your flute Okay.
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>>537708983>botspamNo way a 4chan human uses the word "acrid".
>>537709686I learned the word from anime.
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>>537708983It's cause she took ozempic and got skinny. She's a weight-traitor
>>537708983Propped up by USAID?
>>537708983Well who fucking buys albums anymore? Theres been a slight resurgence in records being sold to hipster zoomers but people just steal music or buy singles off itunes
>>537710324>buy singles off ItunesIts not 2008 anymore gramps
fat niggers are outwhite girls are inread the sign faggot
>>537711081No amount of signage can remove that gorilla niggers spit from James Madison's Crystal Flute.
>>537708983Fucking who? God shut up about your nobody niggers named fucking Lizard.
>>537709686>nobody knows this word you probably come across reading fiction in middle schoolWhat's your malfunction, you asshole? You sound like a double digit iq moron who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. Very simple shit is erudite to you, and since you're incredibly arrogant to boot?
>>537710324You can't buy singles any more. They want you to stream music and be exposed to ads instead. They are serious about the 'You will own nothing' thing. Them? They will own plenty, of course
>>537708983Lizzo should have stuck that flute in her ass
>>537709686
>>537708983>has failed to sell even 5000 copies of their new album.>has failed to sell even 5000 copies of their new album.
Do people even buy albums anymore? Seems like everyone just has spotify subscriptions now.
>>537708983>Be fat nigger bitch>Sing and sell albums>Get Pissy when people complain that you are too fat to even broad a plane.>Start the Anti-Fat Shaming trope>Take Ozempic>Lose weight and actually looks close to normal size>Start losing ticket sales and album salesLMAO FUCKING WHAT
>>537711315You feel better now? Dont go getting acrid.
its a well-known fact that the music industry is actively suppressing their artists. this is being felt across all music
>>537710324>>537713246The music industry has "album equivalents" where they still report sales in terms of albums sold, but in reality what they're actually measuring are streams. The math is something like every 10,000 streams are considered one album sale.
>>537709335Lol
>>537714399>10000 streams per album saleThat sounds like a shit metric tbqh
>>537708983That's 3000 copies too much.
>>537708983At the end of the day she's still richer than you. Still enjoys a higer qol than you. If given a choice to ride out her current life or exchange it for yours being a skinny fat autistic crater faced sexless white kid geek rage posting in mommys basement she would choose her life every damn time. Oh and fuck that old ass flute .
>>537708983What's a lizzo?
