Come watch niggers, spics, and white trash hicks beg for their freedom after committing crimes while on parolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_GruAFPqyA
>Interpreteroh boy here we go
We have an interpreter case These are always annoying but sometimes funny
>>537719642TYBmornin frensthis interpreter girl is a /lpbg/ 11oh and he's an illegal, what a surprise
>>537719642TYBWe got an interpreter, fellas, this should be fun
>>537719794Fucking Homeland Security dragging their ass to deport this guyOnce we had a guy who was deported twice but still found his way back into the country
>>537719642I’m gay and fat
TYB and good morning anons. In a just world this beaner would have been fed to the wood chipper.
>just a poor beaner>looking for a better life for my family>oh woe is me
Remember to filter the troll fags that wonder inRetard was posting to himself at the end of the thread yesterday
deport him to el salvador and move on
Did this cocksucker just pull the "Only God can judge me.", card?
>>537719947at this point they're almost getting to be like the obligatory canadian "you fags never fail to make me laugh..." post from the humor threads.
When was the last time we had a parolee come back for killing someone?
>>537720023sure sounded that way to me
>>537720023either that or he was going for the whole "knights in combat" angle where the fact that he lived and they died proves he is the just one.
TYBI reckon I would blow a load or two in the interpreter.
POR QUE
Fuck I knew itI knew it was a car accident and he was full of Mordelos
>>537720020I wish the board could deport the family as well
The most dangerous nights to be on the road in spic infested cities is payday fridays and saturdaysThey get black out drunk then drive around
>>537720263She has to be under 21 because she does not appear to have abuela fridge body activated yet. I used to have that 18 vs. 21 latina at the beach meme but I can't find it.
good morning to all my GoowopsIt's been about a week since my last confe- /lpbg/ threadbeen busymiss any good happenings?
>>537720449I live in occupied territory, and I can't tell you how many times I have called the police at 4am for beaners asleep at stoplights when I would get up early to go fishing.
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT THEM ALL THE WIFE THE KIDS THIS FUCKER ALL OF 'EM
>I'm not an alcoholic>I'm not an alcoholic>I'm not an alcoholicThe worst possible fucking argument to pull in this case
>>537720468My exact thought. I need to get to her before she hits the Gordo Stage.
>>537720480I started late as wellFirst three hearings were the usual suspect from what I skimmed
>>537720480Nothing too notable fren
>>537720480the first guy looked and talked like Temu Shaq but there was nothing special about the case. another continuation pending the outcome of a trial.
>>537720619She's going to morph mid-fuck into an abuela blob
>>537720685Fucking kek. Mid-stroke and she starts morphing into an Akira.
>>537720577I've seen some shit when I was surrounded by themPlaying their circus music into the amShooting guns into the air because some cunt turned 14Saw one nearly run over a child and the parents didn't get mad at him but the mother beat her oldest for not watching the kid
>>537720799isn't ludmilla a russian name? would that make her venezualan, since they were russiaboos under OOOGO and the bus driver turned federal inmate? if so it's possible she was starving during her youth and will stay small forever like audrey hepburn/
>>537720994goddamit i forgot the pic, which was the whole reason my post was a reply
>>537719843He'll be paying a coyote the second a democrat is inaugurated
>>537720834I also hate the constant circus musicc
The audacity of these fucking roachesKills someone and think he can just walk free with deportationAnd if you had this farm and all this shit in your home country why come here? Oh yeah because it's bullshit and spics just love to steal resources
Been a while since I caught a show. How y'all been?
>>537720834>14isn't it 15 when they have the big "you can fuck her now" party?
>granting parole to someone who can't even speak englishAre you fucking kidding me?
>>537721196i *THINK* what they did was release him from state custody so he can go straight into federal custody and be deported. and they said at the end if he's not deported then his parole is revoked and he comes back to the state department of corrections. i THINKi hope
>>537721177Yeah whatever the age is they have their parties more for the adults than the children. You'll see a circle of them sucking down Coronas at a 6 year olds Bluey party.And they don't wait to 15 to fuck them.Pedo behavior and incest among spics is astronomical its just that the victims keep their mouths shut so they don't get treated like shit by their families for being snitches
>>537721137Welcome back>>537721177That is correct
>>537721116White Traitors are the reason why it happens. It's especially the fault of Boomers and Cajuns. They love non-Whites because the latter still hold resentment against the Anglos for, "stealing," their state these days. Which is funny because almost never were Cajuns not considered White. That's a straight-up revisionist lie.I ran into this today. My family couldn't believe I paid 2 18 year-old, respectful, fit white boys $150 cut cut my grass for me.I have never paid someone to cut my grass. But they knocked on my door and asked, dressed like White men, all, "Yes, sir," and, "No, sir," to the point I thought I'd walked into a portal to 30 years ago.The Boomer could not fathom me not wanting to pay a spic of nigger $20 for the same work - which by the way they can charge those rates because they actually make money through criminal enterprise, entitlement programs, etc. and they use these businesses as fronts to commit tax fraud. Ain't no way you're breaking even cutting lawns for $20 a pop. That doesn't even cover the fuel for one lawn mower.Yes, I do want to help young White men who are the kind of people I would rather live and thrive in this state who are honest and hard working. No, I do not want to give money to people who hate me and will change my state into something I don't like.My great dream is all the diaspora'd White Louisianians will come back oen day, initiate Day of the Pillow and drown all the fucking Nons in Lake Pontchartrain.
>>537721196>The board right now
>>537721268I have no such faith in Boomers. Especially LA Boomers. It's weird how they will hate niggers sometimes even though they're practically as native as me to the state but they'll be nice to goddamn Beaners.Day of the Pillow cannot come soon enough.
>>537721391Yep. This is one of those big secrets you only learn if you're around the community.The, "Wholesome Based Trad Hispanics," thing is an absolute total lie pushed by Anti-Whites so they'll vote unknowingly for their own displacement.
yay randy
>>537721611Nice, I'm yoinking this.Have a map of my own.
>>537721654Gen-X when they don't act like Gen-X are just like Boomers, get with the program.
>>537721515>It's weird how they will hate niggers sometimes even though they're practically as native as me to the state but they'll be nice to goddamn Beaners.It's sad to have to choose but I'd take a slightly patriotic nigger over any foreigner leech here to bleed the nation dry. At least most niggers still see themselves as American and not wave flags from elsewhere and never assimilate
I've heard tore up shit about Catahoula Corrections. I can't remember everything I heard because I haven't heard the name in a while.
>>537721727I wish the panel was D-Generation X instead
>i don't do drugs>just weed>>537721680thanks bro
>>537721754I refuse the dichotomy outright personally. The problem is in Louisiana we're about as outnumbered as White people are in Atlanta. The problem is nigger culture is pervasive still in even Rural White culture.Until that gets checked and there's an active attempt to RETVRN we're not gonna improve.
>DOAHM>in de DOAHMGod fucking damn it I twitch just hearing it said like that. This nigga tution as a motherfucker.
is he actually missing teeth or is that just a fuckhuge gap between the fronts?
Seems like Randy has been getting a bit more tanned recently.
>>537722049>bro has a map of Plantations from the 19th century framed behind him on a Parole Board video callPlease God I hope this guy is as Based as he looks.
>>537722030He is. Prison is rough on your dental care. Mine never really recovered. The toothpaste is shitty and acidic and bad for your enamel and coffee and the beverages are all probably really bad for your teeth, too. I've still got all mine but they're pretty stained bad at some point. I'll probably have to get one or two replaced.
>>537722147Louisiana State Penitentiary Angola was originally a slave plantation and still operates as a prison farm. so Randy is basically sending niggers back to the plantation. and he has that map for a background and a physical copy of it hanging on the wall in his office.
>Faith-Based DormBiggest meme in the whole prison system just like Work Release Camps. They're actually the most dangerous places there every time.
Can he get a TWIC card with his history? The plants used to be very selective about who they hired.
>>537722223Trust me I know. I'm an LA native. I'm kin to Burl Cain by marriage, the last warden.Also PicRel my reaction to this meme. Stolen.
>>537722147Randy pops in to advise against releasing anyone who might become a problem to society down the line.He makes sure they do the absolute maximum so that if they offend they have no excuse.
>>537722299Yes and no. I can't get one and it's total bullshit. The process is also fucking exorbitantly expensive. It's like $200 to apply every time. Then you usually have to drive like 2 hours to get somewhere you can apply. It's absolutely retarded.
>>537722352Based.But the sobriety programs are such a fucking joke dude. I've been in several re-entry programs. They aren't good for shit. No one pays attention to this crap they try and tell you. You either want to change or you don't and none of this bullshit they teach you makes you a better person, it's incredibly shallow. People take the classes because it gets time off your sentence and makes you look good for the Board. That is the one and only incentive.Also most of the camps that run these programs are, "wide open," as they say, i.e. you have a lot more freedom to break the rules and get comfortable.
>>537722147Randy is pretty good at keeping coons in their cages, this case withstanding. He is a solid DA, but not the best one Louisiana has at keeping nigs locked up. The best one is actually a woman: Leone Fitzgerald.
>pink jumpsuitI wanna know why this guy's in PC or did they do his ass bad and that was the only clean jumpsuit he could get.
>>537722500No doubt but I think it's also a gauge to know if the inmate is at least trying or just fucking around in there. And if they re-offend it shows even more that they can't be helped.Like right now the staff member is coaching this guy on what happens. It's all a show.
Old white hag glazes the nigger let me guess he sold meth to a baby
>>537722412>The process is also fucking exorbitantly expensive. It's like $200 to apply every time.Oh wow
>>537722561the old sheriff in the phoenix area used to make inmates wear pink underwear. he also made them eat green bolonga and the only channel on the tv was the weather channel so they'd know how hot it would be tomorrow. some of them were kept outdoors in old army surplus tents. right next to the garbage dump.
White women talk to niggers like normal people talk to toddlers who drew a picture for the refrigerator
>SouthwestDear God, that's Phelps/DeQuincy. That place is fucking curse. Was worse than Angola in the 80s. They turned it into Work Release. That place is a goddamn nightmare. The stories I have make places I've done time actually in the prison system look tame.
A few weeks ago we had a nigger who took a class about critical thinking and then he got in trouble while taking a class on how to stay out of troubleHe was denied
>>537722691OOOOOH wait nah it's a button-up polo. I'm retarded.
>>537722692It really is insane how badly women’s voting rights fucked us. They are mental children.
>are you a smooth operator?
>>537722773I blame the jews who subverted us to make it happen and I'm tempted to blame the White men who supported it.One of my ancestors helped get public education available to women. His motives were making them better mothers and wives so the women could take care of community while men were forced to work more.
>>537722773yea most women never "mature" beyond about age 16. there is a reason men throughout history up till very recently kept them "shielded" from so much. but they insisted they were equal and eventually enough people listened and now we're here.
did he just say "PHILANTHROPISTS" out of nowhere
>11th grade>In an American public schoolNGM
>I wanna be a PhilanthropistI would not trust any convict to speak in front of people. Dumb churches do this all the time. It's arrogance and hubris that motivates most of these guys. As con men they value being the center of attention and are very charismatic. They are moving from one grift to the other.Let them sweat it out for about seven years with no fuck-ups before you let them get in a podium I say. It's also something they do to try and convince themselves and other people they're reformed. It's a smoke screen to cover their bad behavior.
>>537723118By getting a fucking job and contributing to society.Unemployed niggers should be immediately incarcerated.I've gotten to a point where I actually believe in the reinstitution of slavery. Lock all these niggers up. Make them laborers the State can sell and sub-contract out. Most of them are happy as fuck as convict laborers and trustees in my experience anyway honestly.
I bet Shurl was an absolute smoke show in her prime
>>537723465I share the same views, fren. I wonder if there are any pics of Prime Sheryl on the net?
>chucky attempting to read
>i came to jail>it was just so much i keep going on and on
>i jus need a 7th chance your honna
>I DIDN' KNOA>yes i've been on parole beforeLiar.Tell your PO everything even if you think you don't have to. Clearly know what you're supposed to do and not do. I literally annoyed both POs I had with honesty to the point they both told me to not bother calling them.To be clear, that is what you WANT to do.Leave a paper trail to prove you were not in violation so it can't be used against you.>t. was on Probation & Parole at the same time for 5 years after finishing a 5-year sentence, finished with no violations
>>537723820i was on probation for a year and a half over some bullshit. i went to every goddamn meeting, court date, appointment, and drug test. i wanted to be done with that shit as fast as possible and the quickest way was just to do it right. the fact that so many of these dipshits cannot get that through their thick skulls is just more proof that pic related is correct.
>>537723820On the subject of my POs, the first one was really hot. She looked a lot like Daenerys Targaryen. She was super professional and not a pain in the ass at all. I had a feeling if she could get away with it she would've let me smash honestly. Too bad at the time I was being a good boy and wasn't doin' any sexual extracurriculars.
>>537724176Plenty of wiggers are just as bad honestly. Really, they're not watching you that intensely usually. You can get away with quite a bit. But that's the thing, you gotta get lucky every time. They just have to get lucky once. It wasn't worth it. I stayed away from everything and didn't touch alcohol until it was all said and done.
>VPSOGod, just looking at the inside of that shit and hearing the shouts reverberating off the concrete has got me to pour a glass of scotch.Fuck that place. Fuck every last bit of that shit.Thank fucking God I'm not in there.Also, I recognize both these guys but can't figure out how.
mmm, bathroom echo statement, fuck if i know what he's even saying
>>537724629yea me either i was just wondering if the board can hear better than we can or if they're just going to go "Mhmm... yea...." and pretend.
>>537724629The jail is really new. You get used to the constant echo. I think it's one of the cleanest I've ever been in.Fun-fact, I was there during COVID and I was a trustee. Because I worked, "Hallway,">Captain fucking WilliamsFuck you Jerry. Fuck you you piece of shit fucking lanky-ass big-legged wigger. I hope you get run over by a fucking train and it defies locomotion and backs up over you you big fucking bitch-made motherfucker. I hope you get shot in the fucking neck by a crossbow in a hunting accident and you die for three hours choking on your viscera you uppity piece of white trash.
>>537724752anon, can you show us on the frog where jerry touched you?
Take a shot for every "you know"
>>537724687I can hear it honestly but again I'm conditioned to it.Where was I before I chimped? Oh yeah.>>537724752During COVID visits were shut down and because of my trustee job they had us living in the jail side of the visitation room. It was fucking weird; a few times we were just like. On the floor in there during visits, even with females. They had cameras watching us in there so we couldn't talk to them. What was even weirder was they didn't let us leave. They ordered us to sit on our mats (it was me and another guy) and not move or talk to anyone. Fucking awkward.Also, Jerry, you were right - I did break out eventually. Got caught and finished my sentence, but Hell yes I tried to run.My only regret is when you met me my brain was fried on psych meds I made the mistake of trying to help myself. I didn't need that shit. I needed to get my shit right with God. If I had met you doing time now and when my body was right I would've taken an absolute primal joy in beating the ever-loving dogshit out of you.
This guy's theme song>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM76LtznNrc
>>537724893
>>537724879>right in the belly button
>>537724879The reason I hate him is because he's just generally a power-tripping, tweaking piece of shit.He used to take a sick joy in coming to take our blankets away from us to be washed at ass-o'clock in the morning. It's freezing goddamn cold in there. The AC for the prison side stays at 55. It's a goddamn meat locker.>ChampionPiece of shit place to work. Full of convicts. Guys from Southwest get sent to work there. Do not buy any homes from Champion. I've seen how they're built. As a contractor and carpenter it's goddamn shameful work.
>>537724687>mhmm...yea>anyways thank you, parole denied
>>537725078>gort
>>537725407forgot image again
wannabe apprentice sith lord here>he starts talkingor maybe just a hillbilly
>>537725117They showed mercy this time. Ngl I wasnt expecting “didnt check in with parole for two years” to go well but they seemed to agree that wasnt his fault.Poor bastard didnt realize they gave it to him, thought he had to keep talking at the end.
>had brain surgeryit tracks
Fun fact about the grey clothes. Most of that is what we're allowed to wear on the compound. That's as close as you get to civilian clothes most places. You don't walk around in jumpsuits or blues/uniforms most jails and prisons.They usually all get left there and swapped around inmates. Some of them go pretty far across the place. I was down the road somewhere else and met a guy who got transferred where I was who was at LaSalle. Somehow my clothes had made it to a prison I had never been to. I met him and he heard my government name and he was like, "Hey dude I've got your pants." I was like, "tf you mean?" He was like, "nah man I didn't rob you I found these in LaSalle look." Then he went to his locker and pulled out some sweats I had written my name inside in a black permanent marker. I traded those to someone at the last facility I was at.The guy on parole right now I'd almost swear to God he's wearing a sweater I had in that exact jail over five years ago. I remember all the hems coming off and basically cutting them off.
He looks like a cross between the singer of Static-X and Charles Manson.
>>537725830It's surreal sometimes. You can't believe what just happened.Nothing quite convinced me there is something Divine to all government like my Sentencing experience. It's fucking eerie.
>>537725870It's really possible. US healthcare is so fucked. He might be telling the truth.
There used to be this rehab place up I think around Winnfield or Jonesboro that VPSO was sending people to in 2019-2020. It was run by a church. I can't remember what it was called.
>>537725985i 100% believe him. he talks like one of those swamp people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajACU-lsnFc
>>537726210These guys are slippery, don't get it twisted. They can tell you the biggest absolute load of bullshit and do it with all the confidence of someone telling you the sky is blue. But the general facts seem believable.
Duuuude I hope Ross and the guy who got approved aren't in the same dorm or if I was Ross I'd beat the shit out of that dude.>tf you mean you violated too and they let you back out? I had medical issues to. Fuck this catch the cut motherfuckerI hope they pulled the guy out and he's up in Booking right now.
i bet Dontavious is irish
m-m-m-m-m-my momma, my momma said
>>537726603What cracks me up is that Dontavious was a 1-off name that got popular somehow.
>>537726507>I'd beat the shit out of that dude.wouldn't that just get you locked up for even longer?
>plead guilty>thinks he is innocentI do not understand retards who do this shit. Straight institutional thinking.
>>537726760I forgot about the Whodatbutme character kek
>>537726745I know a guy with a stutter problem but he only gets hung up on words like once every few sentences. Is this just fent brain damage?
>>537726817Depends on a bunch of dumb shit. Most times you'll just catch simple battery for a fight. It depends on how bad the other guy gets fucked up and who initiates. Sometimes they let people fight it out. If they gotta give someone medical attention you're probably getting charged. If someone has to be taken to the hospital you are 100% getting charged with a felony.I will also tell you they are racially biased. If you're White and lay hands on a nigger especialy and actually fuck them up they'll charge you, always. I've watched niggers beat on white dudes bad for no reason and never get a charge. Victim gets put back in the dorm and everything.Fuck the average CO. Almost all of them are cucks and anti-White.
>unlawful use of a social networking site
This nigga retarded
>>537726927Kek. I imagine asking for her to be paged over the intercom.
>>537727031Tips for surving prison if White?Also what do you think is happening to Karmelo Anthony right now? How do you think Dalton Eatherly (Chud The Builder) is doing?
SON OF RAKIM
>>537726931I have no idea. I went to school with a dude who had a stutter, that kicked in every few words, and almost always when he started a sentence. The coon is probably fentbrain, but the others I have no idea.
They gonna send you back to dat retard school Eugene
>>537727299>Code Blue, Code Blue!>Nurse WhoDatButMe**, please report to the OR!
>>537727311>Tips for surving prison if White?stay close to the other whites. not that you'll have a choice really. all that koombayah racial harmony horseshit we have to put up with doesn't really exist in there. groups segregate themselves mostly. or so i've heard.
>>537719642Yo Yo Aloha bakeryou boys behavin yerselves?
>>537727388is that a group X reference?
>>537727311Tagging this for later. Gotta bounce. May not be back later.Stay safe out there /lpbg/ frens.
>i was getting the runaroundthat sucks but you're going back to prison if you don't get through to the right guy so keep trying you fucking idiot>>537727524aloha fren
bitch sounds like she has the early stages of alzheimers
>>537727812Oltimers. U kno Oltimers?
>>537727591?
>passenger>just a traffic stopWhy did the cop run this dudes name through the computer then?
>>537728028no no, Group X!Arabian Rap Sensations!Shiggity Shwabang bang bang
>>537728069
>>537728170oh. not that i'm aware of. as far as i know it's just some nigger from oakland.
Come on Correy get the show on the road
we will surely get the revocation hearing
MAGA pastor said LGBTQ+ books & flags harm kids. Now he's going to prison for abusing a childhttps://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/06/pastor-said-lgbtq-books-flags-harm-kids-now-hes-going-to-for-with-a-child/
aw fuck we waited that long for a continuance
>>537728576group x was the best shit ever. top tier comedy in post-9/11 2003. Fuck me, I am old.
niggers tongue my anus
>/lpbg/ has honest to God niggers posting with usidgaf, these is my niggers, i'll shoot any motherfucker that fuck around with my /lpbg/ niggers
>>537729999got dammit
