>"Several drownings have also been reported in Germany.">"Emergency services spent hours searching for the 26yo Syrian man, who could not swim, using a helicopter and boats.">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78y4102n1zoImagine being such an inbreed retard that you go into a large body of water water without knowing how to swim.
>>537719712He went into the Danube River near Regensburg in Bavaria on Tuesday evening, kek
>named Seal>cant swim until aged 53
>>537719712>Stands on the bottomI'm swimming!
>>537719712It's because their muscles are so dense they sink to the bottom it's why they never left Africa on their own
>>537719712If you don't grow up around water, you don't get the natural respect for it.. No parent in Syria has ever told their child "don't go further out than your navel", they aren't taught that if you get caught in a riptide, don't fight it, let it take you and then escape when it weakens.They don't know how dangerous drowning people are.. etc.
>>537719712>>537719783There is a reason why blacks can't swim,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQox5lVxVw&t=3s
>>537719712Pity about all those wasted resources. Imagine all the dei initiatives we could've financed with it.
>>537720007All animals can swim, sloths, elephants, giraffes.Human are the only animal that can't swim, because they panic in water and drown themself, swimming is 100% learning how to not panic.
>>537719712Swimming is the easiest fucking thing in the world. I don't understand people who can't do it.
See picrel click link. >Hey Tyrone don't jump into the river>Fuck that you can't tell me what to do >OK have fun Tyrone >Accckkkk help me>Hey this is Mrs Tyrone I'm not gonna help him but you must >Nope we told low IQ Tyrone not to jump into the river >But racism. White people must save black people as us black folk don't do anything to help https://youtu.be/MmtKj4avDKY?si
>>537719712>Imagine being such an inbreed retard that you go into a large body of water water without knowing how to swim.Like 40% of the drowning cases here are shitskin immigrants, they're like 10-20x more likely to drown than Aussies. The rest are mostly abo kids and drunk fishermen.
>>537719712>Education>learnt
>>537719712>making a big deal out of a normal annual occurrence>like they did with the coronavirus flu
>>537720347hippos cant swim they actually hold air to run on the bottom of the river and jump to grasp for fresh air
>>537719712lmao
Just be fat like me, and you'll be able to float in water without any effort.
>>537719712Are they counting these as suicides to further cover upNog retardation
>>537720230lmao
>>537720347Chimpanzees cannot swim unless white people teach them
>>537720007You mean their huge cock and balls. Niggers really do be suffering from succes innit
>>537719712>Imagine being such an inbreed retard that you go into a large body of water water without knowing how to swim.We need to encourage them. Is it possible to craft a sort of contagious urban myth among them that in humans swimming is 100% instinctive, that no one needs to be taught to swim? Merely entering the water is enough to kick off the reflex that they're all born with? It'd need some counter-memetics baked in... something about how anyone trying to debunk it is just an agent of the west trying to make Arabs weak, trying to deny them their birthright, etc. Maybe with a sprinkle of religious idiocy "Allah would not permit us to drown like kaffirs"?
>>537721345Reporting from the land of diversity, in 10,000 cases so far every white person can swim and every black person cannot swim. It has to be genetic
>>537719712The reason blacks struggle to learn how to swim is because you need to stay calm and relaxed and not fly into a panic or start flailing wildly. Blacks are only good at explosive movements. You can't swim by punching and kicking the water into submission. Its not an old lady clutching her purse.
>>537719712My autistic mentally retarded daughter can’t be taught but she loves being in the water. She’s 6 and has this summer been drowning 14 times. I’m letting her learn and fish her out right before she sinks. It’s a little stressful but I actually prefer her being on land, either pestering fat people or dogs, or just sprinting into the forrest.
>>537719712>learnt???
>>537721811What are you axing?
>>537721714As a black adult man learning to swim, my fast twitch muscles do give me trouble. I do stay calm, but it's like it's built into me to go fast for some reason. I'm trying to relax. Maybe I should learn yoga.
>>537721756That is good to let her learn. Never use water wings, they impede learning and then create a dangerous false security when kids forget they are not wearing them and jump in.
>>537721811Learnt is correct, but seems archaic in most modern dialects. It’s an ESL thing
>>537721940Learn to tread water first.
>>537721940>Maybe I should learn yoga.You have to stop being a nigger. Niggers can't swim because you'll even fight the water. It's not your fast twitch muscles. It's because you're an animal.
>>537722039thanks
>>537721714>You can't swim by punching and kicking the water into submission. Its not an old lady clutching her purse.Top kek
>>537720751>>537721811Learnt is British English, retards
>>537721811
>>537720460Trying to save a man who is drowning will cause you to drown yourself.
>>537722302>British English That’s what I said, archaic in modern dialects. Who cares about some poor island’s pidgin?
>>537722302>British EnglishSo, inbred ebonics.
>>537722486>>537722490The proper spelling is learntested. Meaning to have learned something in the past.
>>537722628Or, you know, “learned”, the past tense of “learn”, meaning to have learned something in the past.
>>537722490Brits can’t even say “Amerryker” correctly. A Brit is incapable of pronouncing the word murder correctly. They add r’s where they shouldn’t be and take them away where they should be.
>>537722736Some people just refuse to learnst. Sad really.
>>537722118Hey fuckface, shut the fuck up. fish, penguins, and sea otters are animals too and they can swim just fine being an animal won’t stop him from swimming. the real reason is that kappas find the asshole bead of negroes to be especially delicious (it is like a malted milk ball for them) so when a negro touches the water they immediately rush toward him to grab him and pull him down to the bottom of the river so they can suck the bead out of his asshole (this is fatal for some reason) and leave his beadless body with its blown out asshole to float away on the currents.It’s not anon’s fault that his asshole marble is delicious to river demonsnobody really knows why it’s probably just because god hates him.
>>537719712Be the change you wish to see my aquatic nigga.
>>537721345>huge cock and ballsThis reminds me, I knew a guy who was half Creek Indian (feather) and half white. He was a champion swimmer AND had an enormous dick
>>537723075That's a good point. Niggers are worse than animals.
>>537719712>>537719831>>537719865>>537720751>>"education"baka.finally learned at the tender age of 53 what most kids know when the are 5.3.it took him ten times as long but i guess some people are just slower to learn than others are.speaking as a guy who could read books when i was only 1 according to my mother the general populace frightens me.the lack of knowledge people have about the most basic of things is very scary to me. have you ever called tech support for anything? you talk to somebody stupider than you almost every time. he cant swim? this is the result of a fatherless household.
>>537723378So you're saying he had a Creek and a Paddle?
>>537720460>>537722400I've been a lifeguard at a wet-n-wild and then a beach on Hawaii, so i can say it from experience:You don't jump in with a drowning person unless you have a buoy, a board, or you're prepared to knock someone out in the water, if it's a friend/family in emergency situation. At that point of desperation, your brain goes in survival mode and you will pull your own mother down under the water to stay afloat. tldr: officers did the right thing and probably were picrel
>>537723378the big chief dick works like a keel in the waternegroes instead have large balls and a small penis so it works like a sideways hydrofoil at the stern of the ship so they just flip over facedown and sink to the bottom of the ocean where an octopus twists their head off after mistaking it for a coconut
>>537723647you fuckin nugget i'll get you for this
>>537723647Carlos I hope some day a big Indian chief throws a water fountain through your window and it lands on you in your sleep
>>537723680What percentage of incidents would you say involved people of color?
>>537722302That’s just your opinion guy and opinions are a diamond dozen so you’re actually not as smart as you think you are.
>>537719712>the nog floats
>>537723680in your expert opinion, would tying a noose to a harpoon and throwing it into the drowning black man be a sensible strategy?
>>537723908the wet n wild was in orlando - FL, so i'd say with no exaggeration about 75%. half of them kids. lots of adults who would go in the "toilet" ride (the one that you go around in a bowl until you flush into a deep but small pool. they'd sink and flail, i'd give a few seconds for the keks and to see if they could swim and i'd jump out. they should build statues of me in the hood for how many niggers i had to rescue. worked the summer and then quit because it was a fcking zoo.in hawaii it was 99% tourists from all over. the currents there were no joke in some places
>>537719712My dad whose friends with professional surfers Kai Lenny, buttons Kaluhiokalani before he died and Corky Carrol used to test me by the ocean when I was younger so I learned to swim at a young age and had to surf to be accepted by my dad. I’m glad I learned how to surf and swim at a young age because now I surf constantly (my board broke recently so I have to take a break and get a new board), meanwhile niggers who have no islander ancestry drown in pools that don’t even have currents or rip tides.
They swim now?!
>>53771971253 year old nigger realize he can just stand up in shallow water. amazing.
>>537724101>shieeeeeeeeetyea probably
>>537719712Swimming is easy.It's the closest thing you'll get to flying under your own power.
>>537720460
Picture of my dad with Kai Lenny
A pic my dad took of buttons Kaluhiokalani and his son back in 2012 using his invention, the paddle for skateboarding I buy weed from corky carrolls son Clint Carrol and sometimes hangout and surf with him
>hurr de hurr they can't swim cause they can't floatI haven't been able to float since I was born and I swim just fine.
>>537721187We have to get those numbers up.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY UP.
Another pic of my dad with Kai Lenny
>>537721940Try drowning next time.
>>537724312They ruined water parks. Places are overrun, super expensive because they try to price them out, filled with 15 year old employed safety soldiers who yell at everyone. It’s a change that has occurred in the last few decades, the same timeline as malls getting ruined. I don’t know if it was more population boom or they just felt more emboldened to come out and show their asses to everyone. Honestly I think a big part of the mall problem is due to them being too dumb to do online shopping. Same with cable television quality, they are the only reason it still exists, they are the only ones too dumb for the internet and streaming, so it’s all catered to them
>>537720347> swimming is 100% learning how to not panic.We should never allow teaching this to shitskins.
>>537723647top kek>>537723718this guy knows his stuff!
>>537719712Good for him. He's self improving.
>>537720347Humans can swim too just fine, only niggers cant. Put any white kid in a pool with a small incline and within 30 minutes he ll be at the end of the pool where he is out of his depth, comfortably treading, and within one hour he ll move around swimming as dogs do.
>>537723601Let's be honest, this man's father isn't likely a Rhodes scholar.
>>537720354Its all about your very first contact with water. My nephew is afraid of water because his mother cant swim and she was always scared when around any kind of water be it lake or sea or river or even a fucking pond. Anyway his younger sister, she tried to not be like that seeing the effect it had on her son, and she can swim just fine.Fear of water seems to be contagious within a family or community. Maybe that’s why they cant swim. Having zero hand and feet coordination and 80IQ cant be very helpful either.
>>537724651A beautiful one minute, two second analogy of the western world in the last few centuries.
>>537724918They really did ruin waterparks. as time went on, i learned some inhouse knowledge, which contributed to me quitting as well. the most obvious one is that you're basically swimming in nigger and mexican piss. the filters aren't changed enough, sometimes they lack enough chlorine, so as long as it looks clean it's good enough. people shit in the pools and they we just collect it, evacuate for like 10 minutes and reopen, the staff is a bunch of drug addicts and alcoholics who managed to pass a drug test. when i did my swim test, they passed a nigger who didn't pass (he almost made it, but it wasn't that hard), so don't rely on people to save your ass or your kid's. the management advised us to piss in the pool also. if you want to troll a water park, ride around the perimeter in a car and blow a whistle 2 to 3 times (almost emergency and emergency) to fuck with the staff kek
>>537719712Wasting all that AvGas and engine time on a fucking goblin. Disgusting.
>>537721187I need to check to see if they are manipulating the reported races to build a narrative like they do with crime statistics and White.
>>537719712ADJURO TE, SERPENS ANTIQUE, PER NOMEN AQUA ET LEVIATHAN
>>537723075@grok is this true?
>>537719712
>>537725526It’s not like driving the jetski where you should train hands on and wait til the child is about 8 before you let them drive on their own
>>537723075I thought it was because the anal bead is the soul, so they die without one.
>>537719712Is there an actual demographic breakdown, or are people unintentionally laughing at Germans who've drowned?I'm curious.
>>537723718
>>537719712I can understand people drowning due to exhaustion, but not knowing how to swim? Do people not learn in high school at the bare least?
>>537725265You have to go back timmy
I'm impressed, they can drown when they could simply stand up.
>>537720347human babies instinctually know how to swim, they actually lose the ability when they get to 2 or 3 years old and have to learn it again. At least, white human babies, nigger babies don't. almost like they're an entirely different species without basic human instincts.
>>537725989Forgot pic.
>>537722363I love reductionism as a means to side step censorship. Does this optimize our concepts or make us more retarded in the long run? I am not sure.
>>537725850Well fuck me.
>>537725857An 8 year old white child driving a 50mph jetski on their own is a safer situation than a nigger wading near the shore.
>>537726050>Drowning in 3 feet of water. wtf? surprised this whale hasn't drowned from drinking a glass of water.
>>537720460Cops aren't lifeguards, you love to see a story like "hero cop saves drowning man" but it would be stupid for them to try if they're not trained.
>>537720103>a riptide>in the Danube
>>537720831>hippos>still smarter than a nigger
>>537724651I kek evryteim
>>537719712>Dem say dem go do house to house search' - Nigerians cry out ahead of June 30 for migrants to comot for South AfricaBBC Pidgin feels like a practical joke, if I were a nigger I would be so offended at this concept. https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c9q2nvje20no
Swimming expert here. It’s easy really what you do is avoid sinking.
>>537719712I don't understand how people don't know how to swim. You just push the water below you to create thrust and keep yourself at the surface. I don't get it.
>>537726571Nogs and pidgeons are famous enemies. You’ll notice the ‘black people can’t fly stereotype’ which was started mainly by pigeon supremacists.
>>537726188Chimpanzees can't swim either. Just saying.
>>537726623Its the keep yourself at the surface bit area that they experience the problems with.To swim you RELAX. That’s the key to it. Personages of the non-swimmer stereotype persuasion have difficulty grasping this subtlety and they tense up as much as they can and try to force swimming to happen. This mightier than water approach leads to sinking like a balloon filled with poop & retardation. And hilarity.
>>537726623There's your first mistake, anon.
>>537721187I know what we think in this board but laughing at suicide is something that simply should not be done
>>537723718kek
>>537723217first i saw her holding two slices of watermelon
>>537726020>I can understand people drowning due to exhaustionI can't. Just float on your back and rest. I can understand people drowning due to nasty currents or getting pulverized by the waves though.
>>537724900i guess i'm the only one here who knows who this is, that's pretty cool
>>537729266not the only one, no. kai is a fuckin ledg
>>537719712wtf I love global warming now
>>537719712I cannot understand wading into deep waters, knowing you cannot swim.I do understand wading into deep waters, knowing how to swim, but overestinating yourself and underestimating how exhausting it is without actual practice. If you reguarly workout: if you aren't used to the motions, you'll rapidly exhaust yourself..t idiot who swam to an isle in the middle of a small lake after not having swam for 5yrs, and almost drowned on the way back due to exhaustion
>>537724036KekNext time news will say that they know how to change the smoke alarm battery
>>537727109tbf, as land creatures, it's intuitive to use strength and force to move yourself forward. So frantically moving is no different from trying to run away from something. I don't blame humans for having that response. But swimming is not as natural as it's made out to be. And quite honestly, I hate that I use to know how to swim when I was a kid but forgot it entirely cause I just dont do it as much.
our local river has been renamed The Beaner Blaster so many have drowned in its loving embrace
>>537731619same thing happened to me, i was such a strong swimmer and had the lifeguard and diving certifications and everything, but if you are out of practice you get gassed so quickly. it uses every single muscle in the body it seems
>>537733081learn the dead mans float first
>>537733314Learn how to swim in 32 seconds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HeUKjNOD8w
>>537719712>I have to cancel my swimming lessons!
>>537725526>Fear of water seems to be contagiousIt is a big part of it, the fear.Fear is what makes being in water difficult. You become rigid, resist it where you need to be relaxed and fluid.We have beach culture, lake culture, river culture.All ages, people take babies into the water all the time.>wee look at the baby kick kick kick kick in the water weeeeKids play in it, grow up in it, and it becomes literally a second nature to us.
>>537733284>>537733314If I hadn't known how to float, I'd have died that day. From that day onward, I have always excersised in pools (gyms or w/e) early in the season, before getting anywhere close to deep waters and unsupervised lakes.
>>537724651God i hate nigger loving whites. Maybe even more than I hate niggers themselves...
>>537719712>brownoids laughing at europeans not being able to handle the heatwave>meanwhile the largest majority of deaths during a heatwave are brownoids drowningkek
>>537720007Mainly false, also if you're going purely by physiology like that then why the fuck did Polynesians become sea people when they have some of the densest bones (although to be fair they also have an obesity rate of like 80%)
Thanks Mother Earth for these wonderful rivers.
>>537721187Black men really are the white men of black people
>>537723680I don't know how true it is but I was under the impression that you're basically meant to fucking choke them out
>>537721187But is it per capita?
>>537719783I swam in the Main-Danube Canal. It was bitterly cold and smelled sewagey
>>537736559in an aquatic struggle you're fighting a body, not a conscious person, so you'd probably have to sneak up on it . i've never been in that situation without a floating device, but i'd imagine it would be a hell of a struggle without one with the person trying to grab you. if that does happen by the way, they told me to dive, break contact, and try again>vidrel is what dude should have done>>537724651
>>537722736But "learned" is an adjective"The learned man"Therefore, learnt is better as a verb
>>537737298>dive, break contact, and try again>vidrel is>it's*
>>537721187gotta stop with the race porn
anyway, you think the people with no grandma to half drown you as a kid wont drown as big ass adults?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to not know how to swim? it's literally just kicking your feet.
>>537738778because its not literally about kicking your feet
>>537719712Same sheet here. Jeets going through thin ice. Only thing combatting the hoards that are being sent here. The environment knocking off a few hundred every winter
>>537721187Yeah....how many of those black suicides were intentional?
>>537720347Niggers actually do have denser muscle fibers and bones, they sink like hippos.Also why they're good at combat sports and running fast too.
>>537720007Why can't any of the fat niggas swim either?
>>537719712I a ningog learnt how to swin in his 50s I can do the same.But I'm affraid swimming pools because people are pissing to the water there. It gives me a big ick which I can’t seem to overcome
>>537724651>modern_history.webm
>>537724596Based thot patrolling sturgeon.
>>537741216>Also why they're good at combat sportsNo that would be their natural propensity for violence.
>>537742464ask someone to demonstrate how chlorine works. had the same fear when I was a kid. my parents and instructors let some algae build up and then showed me the magic trick and the rest is history, fren
>>537742841>ask someone to demonstrate how chlorine works. had the same fear when I was a kid.Chlorine is dissolving pee molecules? I don't think so.
>>537743007>Chlorine is dissolving pee molecules?yes and poopë as well
>>537743007It literally does. The strong chemical smell at a busy pool? Thats actually piss and other nasty shit combined with chlorine leaving the pool after it has been broken down into its constituent molecules. Strong chemical smell = dirty pool. If the pool doesnt smell really strongly of chlorine, but it is chlorinated, then its a clean pool.
