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mfw I opened my window today
I predict a large number of ragebait posts from forren or meme flags in this thread.
It's too freaking hot!! It's 33° in my bedroom how am I supposed to sleep???
You won’t do shit You’re a conquered folk
Starmer was the most right-wing PM of the last 26 years and you forced him out for someone who’ll give the Tories’ Boriswave indefinite leave to remain lmao
UP THE GYPPOS CHAVVY
>>537726143You don't filter them?
>>537726140your first mistake was opening your curtainsby the time you got to the window you were already doomed and you just didn't know it yetcan't unfry that egg m8
>>537726143I predict the sun will set later today
Clews on Collett tonight lads
>>537726229The actually mental bit is that there are people in gay groupchat echochambers who've actually convinced themselves that this is true lmao
SICK of it
> enjoy your future, bitch.
>>53772621528.8 here, not too bad
>>5377263002 fags I don't pay any attention to ever
Christianity perverted European morality & justice etc. It has had us welcoming the foreigners, loving our enemies, forgiving everything, turning the other cheek, not judging, hating ourselves, giving power to Israel/the jews, etc. It has resulted in genociding our race. Poison.
>>537726303more sun tomorrow
Holy shit, it's slightly mild outside!!!
>>537726361>mentions christianity>mentions jews>no mention of islamMental how this keeps happening on /pol/.
> the future for your women > except even browner and more sadistic and humiliating
>>537726430Before I had internet I cracked one off to that photo
Take your daughter to the local mosque you english cuck It’s time for your humiliation ritual
>>537726309>>537726192was pretty comfy, still quite full up
>megamelty
Rachel Reeves should put an exit tax on prime ministers resigning. After all, taxes are a great way to discourage people from doing something. Tax alcohol, fewer people drink. Tax cigarettes, fewer people smoke. Tax employment, fewer people work. If Rachel simply introduces an exit tax on prime ministers resigning, then that would discourage people from leaving the post and prevent their salary or pensions being taxed. I don't have an economics degree or background, but even I know taxes work like that. Maybe I should replace Rachel.
>>537726614Think a dead, sun bloated badger by the roadside would do a better job then Reeves.
>>537726140I embrace the heat
>>537726771Bro....
>>537726771I don't think I will mate
29 now
>>537726361>It has had us welcoming the foreigners, loving our enemies, forgiving everything, turning the other cheek, not judging, hating ourselves, giving power to Israel/the jews, etc. ItWeird how there's been institutionalised Christianity in Europe since the 4th Century, but it only started doing most all of that stuff in the 21st Century.
>>537726706It's quite dangerous for her to be in such a position while still being utterly incompetent.
>>537726878it started happening immediately, given how jews moved into Europe
>>537726820Plenty of people live in 48c environments
>>537726771My chocolate orange has melted
>>537726771Like your mother embraces Ali’s dick in her ass and bleach in her eyes like a good little english slut
>>537726430I believe that's actually a jewess during a pogrom lol
>>537726969Are you suggesting Owen Jones is wrong?
>>537726988Terry?
>>537726910>Medieval Europeans; famous lovers of their enemies and subordinates to the JewsListen to yourself, bruv
>>537726820Can confirm we're all dead, all because we didn't listen to Greta and stop cow farts with bovair
>>537726935Europe has magic soil that changes peoples DNA
>>537726988I prefer the mint versions
shit day today lads. had me hair cut and look like a virgin. caught myself in new mirrors and look like a proper incel, ugly as fuck. alan yerbury wears charity shop coats and still gets birds. i’m 27 year old genetic waste. sick of it me. hope the heat kills me in my sleep
> the men that fuck your mother all at the same time last night She can’t walk straight
>>537727095You can't curb the Yerb
>>537727095Cheer up lad, you could be bogdan
>>537726771love having the opportunity to whip out this modern meme classic right now
tfw she was right
>>537727039I don't trust a man who puts things up his bum.
>>537727095The bowl cut is really in right now.
>>537727095>look like a virginLOOK like a virgin?
>>537727050Maybe we should have been nicer to her.
>>53772686615 degrees Celsius here now./comfy/
>>537727194
>>537727095start doing THIS
Gonna have a nap in my lovely 18c room. Back in 20-ish
>>537727095Wear a hat
>>537726988My deepest condolences
>>537727095You can't just post that without showing us the do
>>537727290
>>537727241i’ve pumped an escort once
>>537727095could be worse
'avin fridge whisky I don't care anymore
>>537726969They're darkies though
>be bong >get nice weather for once>tfw
>>537727325the hairs not that bad it’s just made my head look like a bulb
>>537726820got a little evaporative cooler fan about 30cm from my face, almost bearable now
Corr.Just had another cracking and productive day.In 2 days, I earn more than you doleys get for a whole 2 weeks. What do you think about that?
>>537727264>Fist raised powerfullyLets be more subversive than that
>>537726969No they don't. When the temperature rises about 37°C, you die. The human body can no longer cool itself.
>>537727629what do you do lad
>>537727629You live in the Yookay. If you were minted, you'd have moved abroad.
>>537727692He sucks dick for cock
>>5377276292 Corinthians 10:17 KJV - But he that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.
>>537726935The non-biological test for whether someone is French is if someone genuinely identifies as French and if other people who genuinely identify as French recognise him as their own. I don't even believe most nonwhites even self identify as French or English unless they do it in bad faith in a political debate, and white Europeans never identify them as their own except when watched by HR or police. This approach doesnt even require thinking of gnetic lineages and so on. Fucking Kemi identifies as Yoruba or whatever her tribe is, not as English or British besides the British as a member of legal entity, but this way expats in Thailand can identify as Thai as in "Thai resident" You can imagine a world where "French" as a concept drifts so far it now includes blacks but we aren't even remotely there yet
>>537727734There's plenty of nice places to live in the UK if you are minted and don't have to work.
>>537727768dunno how you forren lads deal with this heat all the time, I'd be fuming
Reminder, every British cop has to die. That means 100%. Every single one. Zero exceptions. Total extermination, no excuses accepted.
>>537727866Yes, and they're are all owned by boomers.
>>537727793>The non-biological test for whether someone is FrenchFrench is a biological identity. There is no non-biological test.
>Hello? I'd like to report a hate crime.>Certainly, tell us about the crime and I'll see what I can do to help.>Well, it was me. I committed a hate crime. I want to confess because the guilt is eating me alive. But first, can I give you some context so you don't think I'm a monster?>Ok.>Well, I was looking online at that website where the government post their statistics. The ONS? And some of the things I saw surprised me. Did you know that a majority of immigrants are nonwhite? And that for the last few years, we've taken in over a million immigrants a year? Also, of the entire UK population, (roughly 70 million) less than 50 million identify as 'White British'. Combine this with the native population's incredibly low birth rates, alongside the much higher birth rates of foreigners (especially those from 'third world' enviroments), and I realised something. That white people, let alone people with British ancestry, will soon be a minority in this country. Within my life time. >Upon realising this, I was filled with fear and anger. In the heat of the moment I did something unforgivable. I went on Facebook and I said 'I think we should lower annual immigration'. Immediately people called me out as a racist, and I realised what a terrible mistake I had made. >Understood sir. Our officer is already on his way to collect you.
>>537727793All this, the absence of proper language that would shit down leftists prentend not to understand things wordgames, is a consequence of British and French states being fundamentally anti-racist entities, in case of France form the founding in case of Britain for at least 200 years
>>537727912It was supposed to be hot here at this time of the year as well.I am enjoying seeing the flowers and some fruits, too bad it is so cold now the birds and bees are all very quiet.
>>537728045
>>537728043The thing is, if you, as an English man said you identify as portuguese after living their for a year,. they would throw a fit and say that's impossible. They just hate their own race.
>>537727933Bro you can't just believe everything you read on Twitter.
>>537727933Same with Dutch cops, pure extermination, nothing less. Every Arco Stolk cunt has to die.
>>537726301At least he didn’t net import a million Bomalians or give trannies legal self ID. That was the Tories
fuck mechatgpt has bants again
>>537728043I don't know though, it's also a legal and linguistics entity, in generally against dividing whites into separate groups
>>537728119
>>537728134Probably is true, though.
>>537727209Why do you come here then?
>>537728045>"Hi- uh...a guy just stole my daughter off the street">"Ok sir can we get a description of the man?">"Uh average height, brow-">"Weeeeell don't want to sound like a dick or nothing buuuut, that's far right hate speech and falls under terroism act. You're gonna be charged and sent to court" >"W-what are you saying!? THey have my daughter, you need to do something!!!">"Their's that hate speech we talked about...alright so that will be...this many dollars, oh and uh make sure to check your email, that's gonna have the date for your mandatory police coersion home visit."
>>537726430This was one of thousandd of kike devils being rounded by Ukrainian nationalists, German Einsatzgruppen death squads, and local mobs.
>>537728248little goblin fella in the vents
>>537728672The jews are having the same done to your women using African Americans Look at the FBI rape statistics by race on race
jews invented terrorism as we know it, This is why only a jew can announce something as "terrorism"
>>537727933Do you feel this way about American cops?
>>537727793Surely the non-biological test for being French is look and see if they're wearing a stripy shirt, beret and a string of onions.
>>537728770This. The poor muslims are victims in all this.
>>537726878Coincided with big industry undermining labor wage leverage with cheap migrant scabs.
>>537728134Imagine a reddit mod.Now imagine him in real life with a uniform and a badge and full legal authority to fuck up your life because you counter-signalled woke ideology.People who volunteer to have power over others do it because they get off having power over others.
>>>537728716> jews invented terrorism> Thats why only a jew can say if something is terrorism or notMulticulturalism and feminism are 2 methods of terrorism they use again Europeans
>>537727933Agreed. Oink Oink! Squeal that for me as your fingers come off.
Birds are hungry because it got cold suddenly, I sliced two bananas and put outside, many blue birds, green birds and multi-colored birds showed up, I know their names in Portuguese but it would make no sense to you and googling their name in English would be too much of a hassle.Hopefully every thing will be alright over there on your island and foreigners will stop causing you harm.
>>537727342Basically.>>537728434To straightsn benders.
>>537728915
Question. Where are we Euromutts supposed to go when Britain becomes an ethnostate?
>>537728977
>>537727012>eat the cat poop, britcuck
>A UK train driver killed in a collision between two trains went past a red stop signal and braked only seconds before the crash, British rail investigators said.Like literally one job as a train driver. you don't have to steer, you don't have to navigate your route on a map. You just have to make the train go when it should go, and make the train stop when it should stop, and you're very very well paid for doing so. Fuck this boomoid, I'm glad he was the only one killed.
bennymong neighbours blasting music. will vote for whoever forces them to work
Might start vibecoding
>>537729005
>>537728997you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
>>537728977>I don't think you have mate
>>537728977so how come there's images of him without a shirt before his arrest, did he decide to put his shirt on
>>537729029Why not just normalcode.
>>537728971>Birds are hungry because it got cold suddenly,Just curious. What counts as cold in Brazil?
>>537729102I'm not a tranny
made this a while ago. got a negative response from here but i still think its alri
>>537729105Anything bellow 20 Celsius. and you will see people bringing out thicker clothing.
>>537729152Too safe. Their's zero time left for half measures with these pigs. They need doxxed and the we do nothing about it.
>>537728744gonna get in bed soon and watch fillems me
>>537729150You don't have to be a tranny to wear coding socks, it just happens that a lot of trannies wear coding socks.
>>537729246Sounds like something who's coping would do.
>>537729246Watch citizen vigilante
>>537726969>>53772682040c in UK humidity is like 50-55c in Saudi Arabia
>the defeated male leaves
>>537729152>got a negative response from hereHalf the posters here are shill that try to demoralise people.Demoralised people are politically inactive, thus safe
>>537729212>Anything bellow 20 Celsius.16C counts as warm here.In the spring the moment temps hit 13-14C people are walking about in shorts and tshirts.13C is PERFECT for working for outdoors
>>537729005Never travel alone.
it's nice like 9 degrees here in Findon getting down to 7
>>537727629>>537729349bogdan feeling insecure about his unemployment>>537729369its almost like you want me to get arrested
might dim the sun
>>537729152It'd do Iron Man-numbers on Facebook
>>537729398like naturewalk anon posting in the last thread who gave us a nice photo of that dam and go no (you)'sI see you buddy
>>537728792Not at all. Cops and military have extreme right wing elements. The police actively target blacks if they're in white neighborhoods, and allow blacks to murder each other in black communities without interfering.
>>537729659put a giant air conditioner in space directly between us, and the sun
>>537729394They have AC. >>537729620Its a good film.
>>537729529I took a cold shower once at -2 Celsius because I didn't knew I was supposed to only open the faucet a little bit during the cold, I was used to opening it all the way to get more water, not knowing that the water would not heat properly if it was completely opened.I walked about on shorts and no shirt for weeks after that, not minding the bellow 0 cold when I was at some acquaintances down south during winter.Where I live it is normal for 40 Celsius + weather, I don't tan so I just become red like a lobster when I get burnt in the sun and my skin peels off.
>>537729659Mmm. Soup dumplings. Might make some.
>>537728971According to a clown earlier, it's "facebook tier virtue signalling" to look after the animals. It was absolutely seething.
>>537728855videos of jews celebrating the first act of terrorism when they blew up a hotel
>>537729718>all that money>just to watch SCOTLAND playGrim. May as well have fed notes into a shredder
>>537729246cor. might knock one out to a dirty fillem when i get to bed
Fuck it lads, might as well join NRP
>>537729872>SCOTLANDNot really, half of them are sand niggers.
>>537729828I give them food every day since I started living here 5 years ago after I built the house, in my other house I did the same, but I gave them more papayas than bananas, which reminds me, I should plant more papayas.Birds are great, they eat pests.
>>537729738sneaky sneaky>>537729828he's rightbut he's wrong if he's indicating thats a bad thingvirtue signalling is normaljust not when its followed by inconsistent action as in, the person signalling the virtue isn't actually virtuous in like with representationyou virtue signal everyday when you crack a smile or shake a hand or hold open a door or let someone walk by because they're at a faster pace than you
>>537729851
>>537728768Coal burning happpens in college states like Virginia, but discouraged in redneck states like Arkansas. It's white trash who date blacks to be edgy that get their comeuppance.
Bird water Pagger still raging
>>537729938get down the charity shop for a big virgin coat otherwise they won’t let you in
>>537730000seen the video's of them celebrating killing brits?So they did invent terrorism, this is why only they can say if something is or isn't terrorism
>>537729828No, according to the clown earlier, you aren't being insectivores saviour as much as you like to think, even if you take photos and share them with your facebook friends. Learn about animals rather than imposing your bullshit on them.If you treat animals like retards, they will become retards.If you put water on the ground, you are inviting your retard cats to stalk them, which you shouldn't have if you care about birds.
>>537729772>Where I live it is normal for 40 CelsiusMost Brits would die in that heat. 33C today and everyone was suffering already.>I don't tan so I just become red like a lobster when I get burnt in the sun and my skin peels off.100% white confirmed.
>After intense public criticism of police actions in this case, a transcript of the full recording - exclusively released to the BBC>The attending officers move Henry, accidentally hitting his head on a wall as he’s lifted, before a female officer begins CPR.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2v02r105jolel
>>537730120nigger what kind of cat lives in brazil lmfaothey're all to busy playing gta and watching dragonball to hunt birds in the middle of the day
if welfare expenditure was as bad as is suggestedwhy would the tories and / or reform need to lie about how bad it is to garner public support?
>>537730000what was the bombing of the Kind David Hotel?
tomorrow is meant to be even worse lads
>>537725988God I hope we rejoin the EU.
>>537730120Yes, I'm sure eating insects will cool the birds down. Clown.
>>537730302kek
>>537729226Are you like a Russian troll or something? Look at what you just posted. The fucking state of it, grammar and all.
>>537730314faggotThe EU calls all communist faggots that want to be governed harder. So unfortunately we see faggots such as yourself hearing said sirens song from the continent. Now we have to suffer the indignity of faggots pining for muh EU daddy statestate o it
>>537730270They're trying to distract away from the issue that a colossal amount of taxpayers money goes towards old fuckers, and those old fuckers will all go out and vote in massive numbers against anyone who dares lower their handouts.No party has got the balls to confront this, so it's going to get worse and worse.
>>537730318insulation works both ways, dickhead.I don't mind you being ignorant, but preaching ignorance is where I draw the line. Shut the fuck up, put the fucking phone camera down and actually learn something.
>>537730447What? Take your meds your schizophrenic Digital ID loving boomer
>>537730292It was a hotel in (then) Mandatory Palestine, which was used as an ad hoc headquarters for the British admin. In 1939, we did a sneaky and announced that we weren't actually going to partition Palestine anymore, and started restricting further Jewish immigration to the region. Local Jews then formed guerrilla organisations such as Irgun, and waged a 10 year insurgency against the British admin. This included Irgun's bombing of the King David Hotel, killing some 90 people, which is to this day the single deadliest terror attack ever perpetrated against Britain
>>537730565I reject your aids ridden faggot pony offer of a concession. Fuck the EU and fuck you Poof
David Clews and Mark Collett live at 7 PMhttps://rumble.com/v7bq5t4-patriotic-weekly-review-with-david-clews.html
clews and collett double troublehttps://rumble.com/v7bq5t4-patriotic-weekly-review-with-david-clews.html
>>537730622>Fuck the EU>Import 4 million NigeriansWhere's the Brexit Dividend?Is it in the Tory sauna?
kemi and bridget philipson been scrapping in a corridor after pmqshttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/bridget-phillipson-kemi-badenoch-pmqs-37341919.ampcor
>>537730693snap
>>537730479based takenice to know there are some clever anons here still
We're such a meme country. We're billions in debt and their's no indication of when the borrowing money stops and public services stop.
>>537730720oh yeah we imported themNot that jews have a human corridor from africa and the shittle east direct into northern europe.Na, It was the people and "brexit"lol
>>537730693>>537730701Nice
Out the showerDangling my balls over the AC.
>>537730784the imf will stop it for us in 10 years or sooner
>>537730784read confessions of an economic hitman
>>537730784Everyone dreams about the times when things were better without realising that the post ww2 period was the only time in history were things got better for the plebs and it wasn't until Callaghan and Thatcher that things begun to get worse and noone knows why and instead blames the boomers
>>537730720While we were in the EU, we were importing>Blacks from Norway and Denmark>Arabs from Sweden>Beaners from Spain>Gyppos from Romania>Half-Castes from France and Portugal
done him
>>537729970I'm as sneaky as no-lube arserape.
>>537730720If you want to see Nigerians, go to Paris.
>>537731251who lives in a pineapple under a tree
iyF9Jfmz = foreign intelligence operation
>>537730557You're still seething. How long ago was it? An anon posted a friendly reminder to put water out for the animals since it's quite warm. You immediately assumed that the only reason to look after the animals is for facebook points (projection). I regularly put water out, and I've found one (1) dead bird on the garden in all the years I've lived here. You exposed yourself as being something of a cunt, and now you've become Bill Oddie. Cope.
>>537731046now should how much israel has given to labour mps
>>537731290Never got on with spongebob. Ed, edd and eddy was more my speed.
I dislike radio music but the worst era was 2004-2008 when indie was popular. Snow patrol my arse
>>537731355Israeli lobbying works differently from regular lobbying. Israel asks for stuff, and then people pay Israel.
>>537731355That's illegal, it's only okay to show foreign influence when it's china or russia
>>537730720>muh tories The Tories did nothing wrong. I’m a Restore Britain supporter, but Kemi is seriously impressive. She is the Iron Lady that the country needs to get it out of the hole Labour has left it in. The Tories might just win me back around before the next election.
>>537731418
>>537731355bit of a weird pivot that m8
>>537731318I spend $50 every winter to put walnuts and sunflower seeds on the deck for my squirrel and bird frens.
covered in the most mosquito bites of my adult life outside of adolescenceI'm bumpy, it's bad I get skeeter syndrome really badgonna have to coast through the next week in an antihistamine-influenced haze
>>537731515In all seriousness, Kemi's actually the party leader with the highest popularity according to yougov polls, which shows us just how fucked this country is.
>>537731593Its spongebob.
boggy boggy boggyoi oi oi
>>537731515>The Tories did nothing wrong>Kemi is seriously impressiveyou're a fucking moron
>establishment and media trying to coerce the public back into the two party system plantationthey're even in this thread right now
>>537731645>Kemi's actually the party leader with the highest popularity according to yougov pollsIt's not a particularly strong lead fwiw
>>537731621based
>>537731652>who lives in a pineapple under the sea>no-lube arserape
>>537731730Always have been. Shit we've spoken about ends up on the dailyfail.
>>537731666looks not bad
>>537731666ffsI've had enough
>>537731730Do you reckon any of the >Mummy May lads are still around? Or have they all died in shocking stranglewank accidents?
>>537731820I know. I got it.
>>537731883filtered
Keep God out of California
>Reduce top rate of income tax>Introduce VAT and other indirect taxes>Grow the economy and taxable income with immigration>The heckin boomers fucked us
>>537726140It's only 90 degrees. You'll live. Soak your balls in a bowl of yogurt. It'll feel nice, trust.
>>537731874they've just swapped flavours
>>537731666Needs more mango and pork dumplings.https://aperfectfeast.com/mango-and-pork-pot-stickers/
>>537731927>Reduce top rate of income taxReduce the lowest rates, raise the highest ones. 10%, 20%, then 50%
>>537732004Don't link to such gourmet scran when the povvo argie is about, you know how upset he gets
>>537731927>Reduce top rate of income taxShouldn't exist. I don't see a benifit from public services.>Introduce VAT and other indirect taxesThey're not indirect, everything costs a fuck ton more.>Grow the economy and taxable income with immigrationThey don't pay and tax and cost us tax>The heckin boomers fucked usNot all their fault but they played a part.
>>537731645I agree. Now consider that the press hasn’t scrutinised her at all since their boy Jenrick joined Reform (which was just a day before Rupert Lowe first floated the idea of Restore being a national party). Before that, you’d get the odd article dropping about how she’s bone idle at work or claimed that she got into Stanford University at 16 when she was still in Nigeria (proven to be a complete lie). Now the same people will tell you she’s ready to be PM and the best Tory leader since Thatcher. It’s not even subtle.
when was hte last time a PM didn't resing in disgrace? Major?
>>537732050I just had a salad, am I gay now?
>>537726215Buy portable air con and stfu
>>537732091Sunak and Brown both lost elections rather than resigning, if that counts?
>>537732135Was it tossed?
>>537732050Found boggojerky>>537732135No, legally you're classed as food
>>537732135You were always gay
>>53773166610/10 for high effortMemes usually have a message, concept, target or point though.I have no idea what your meme is trying to communicate.
Best wigger starmer in the only pagger that mattered
>>537732202lmao
>>537732068>They're not indirect,Yes they are because they aren't taxing you>They don't pay taxYes they do because of the indirect taxes which were shifted onto you after the reduction of the top rate of taxGreggs literally stopped selling hot food because the government would rather tax a hot sausage roll than someone earning a million quid a year with 4 houses
>>537732179I made you seethe, therefore I win.
>>537732190Don't know I just chopped stuff up a bit.
>>537731874They talk about Mummy Kemi now. Must be a private boarding school thing. Tory Boys taken away from their parents at a young age so now they can’t live without a matron figure.
>It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.
Clews is rightThe two party System is being revived
>>537732234*Bested
>>537732287Enjoy the kip tonight anon, my room is a comfy 18 degrees. You're right, absolutely seething me.
>>537732234mango burnham is thriving in these temps
"A spoonful of sugar this", "feed the birds that", "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" my arse.
>>537732300Then you're safeProbably
>>537732313yeah Matthew Perry is inviting me around to his later to snort some ketamine actuallysays he has some girls coming round, we're gonna "cool off"should be fun, you know?he was always my favourite "Friend"
>>537731874They're the ones supporting Lowe and Reform the hardest. The true Mommy Kemi lovers are all (actually) gay.
>>537732001>MummyImagine being a grown man in his 40s(?) and writing this shit for a living where everyone can see it. Tory Boys have no shame
>>537731730University-educated liberal-elites captured all the old parties and are desperate to hold onto political power despite being only a tiny minority of the population.
>>537732135Where did you insert the cucumber before chopping it up?
>>537732189I wouldn't call their exits graceful exactly but I don't remember what major`s was like either
>>537732375Do you think I should risk eating the water melon I got?
>>537732486That's a bit racist mate, I don't think you can
>>537732372A spoonful of sugar my arse thanks to that cunt poppins I've had type 2 diabetes since I was 4
>>537732486Is it a felon?
>>537732486>watermelon felon
>>537732470I'm too paranoid to buy cucumbers from the shop.
>>537732586Halal>>537732586Beef>>537732586Jerky>>537732586
>>537732426>A penguin breaks from the flock to kill themselves and die in complete Alienation>Let's make this our propagandaRestore tards are legitimately, actually mentally challenged desu.
>>537732569It's alright lad the 20 year old checkout girl won't remember you
>>537732340>The two party System is being revivedWas always going to happen. The media was never going to allow anyone other than Labour or the Tories to take power. Bet they’ve got a treasure trove of dirt on Farage ready to go. They’ve already started talking about that £5m bung again. The random unknown Reform candidate attracted more scrutiny in that by-election than the man who wasn’t an MP last week and will now become our next Prime Minister without a contest. That should be sounding alarm bells for everyone.
>>537731927>Reduce all tax to 0%>Execute all government bureaucrats and other parasites>Default on all government debt>Economy grows by 400% PA>All brown invaders "disappear" because there are no cops>Nation becomes the whitest and most prosperous nation on the planet>Economic migrants get machine-gunned in the channel before they can land
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>>537732486do you have a certified watermelon splitting device?
>>537732340actually it was me who made that observation here some time ago>ordo ab chaowe saw the disintegration and now comes the reintegration
>>537732569I get one for me snails sometimes they love a slice of cucumber when it's hotwhenever I do I actually make a point to walk around the shop brandishing it like a phallic object of some kind to make people as uncomfortable as possiblesome would call me based, others a mad manmy snails just like cucumbers
>>537732397so fickle
>>537732486Entirely up to you
>>537732426I agree, but you’ve attached an image of a Tory containment party. Therefore, you’ve also been coerced back into the fold and haven’t realised it.
>>537732942Cheers mate, I won't be able to buy water melons now either.
>>537731515more obsidian than iron
>>537730571what are they like eh?
>>537733112you're welcum
If you can't be a part of the solution become the problem
