>smoking has a vastly higher mortality hate than AIDS

>>537744749
I just sucked a dick last night AND I swallowed

smoking doesn't make my jaw hurt

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>>537744749
Kys worthless faggot

>>537744749
Not smoking OR sucking dick is an option, op.

>>537744749
>clocks out
>goes out in the alley
>cocks out

>>537744749
half of smokers will die == half of smokers will become immortal

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>>537745004
Sounds like a fed

>>537744749
>sit down in a restaurant
>unzip pants
>waiter approaches
>excuse me sir, this is a NO DICK SUCKING area
>complain that it's nobodies business
>sir, there's a designated dick sucking section on the other side of the building

>>537744749
>t. Peat gavel

>>537744749
>go to airport
>check in and find terminal
>boarding time delayed
>see a dozen other flyers crowding into the designated dick sucking room

>>537744749
I can tell god it wasn't suicide and just addiction instead, but the fag will still burn in hell.

>>537744749
>PSA on television showing corpses in house fires
>every year hundreds of people's houses catch fire from sucking dick in bed

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>>537744749
That makes sense, I would rather die than suck dick.

>>537744749
HPV would like to have a word

>>537744749
>congress convenes due to increased health concerns surrounding dick sucking
>all boxers and breifs must be embroidered with surgeon general warning about the dangers of sucking dick
>studies show that sucking dick can lead to fewer pregancies

>>537744749
>live for 80 years and enjoy some cigarettes
or
>live for 100 years and be a faggot
which way white man