what’s the secret to happiness, /pol/?
>>537750530Having a BBW to drain your nuts into.
>>53775053099% of porn whores are Jewish
>>537750530Trolling
>>537750530posing for selfies with hookers?
>>537750530Loving God and your neighbor.
>>537750530jayman is living his best life. No explanation, no excuses, no apology. dangerously based.
>>537750530Sex is one component. It needs to be good sex too, having your balls sucked. Everyone should fuck a woman in her asshole at least once.
To rove the land baking at will and feel the hot breeze of the oven blow through your hair. To see your baklava spread out before you and feel the laminations of the pastry
>>537750888Trips of truth indeed
>>537750530Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
>>537750530touching grass and making memes
>>537750530Probably happiness doesn’t exist and god is a fag.
>>537751157your rainbow god is a fag
the guy in the background is about to critical attack
>>537750530Full stomach, balls drained, peace and quiet
>>537750530Have goals and try to make them happen is my approach >I did everything except I still can’t find a gf though, so that sucks
>>537750888>has gay nigger neighbors and worships a jew
>>537751145lmao faggot
>>537751314This is unironically the ideal.
>>537750530
I bet doing a mass shooting and killing yourself must feel fucking greatNot like that Canadian idiot that shot up a fucking building, I am talking Columbine, going after all the people you hated all your life and blowing them upMaybe I should mass shoot a highschool reunion of mine or something, or just a fucking rich fags bar or someplace like that
>>537751412>having a wife makes you gay.Please kill yourself already you loser faggot. You're on this website stop acting like you crush pussy.
>>537750530Killing demons
>>537751629So what i said>>537751510
>>537751686Yes Jew I was obviously being literal
>>537751510you are the worst example of humanity, hope you're happy lmaopicrelated its you spending eternity in hell for being a cute faggot just to amuse yourself and only yourself
>>537751314/thread
>>537750530Attachment to desire leads to suffering
>>537750530Retardmaxxing is unironically the secret. Dont care about anything or what anyone says, dont go above and beyond, be happy with less and retardedly confident about everything.
>>537751500>>537751849What about the desire for power?
>>537750987Based
>>537750530Access to white people apparently.
>>537750530money may not be able to buy love, but it can buy happiness
>>537751629fuck yeah if only i could achieve the physique
>>537751905Unfulfilled desires lead to suffering. The desire to end suffering leads to suffering.
>>537752020When you realize suffering is a natural part of life then you end suffering :)
>>537751815Not trolling, there are no bigger demons than your average fucking normtard and who wouldnt love just walking into a shopping mall and taking as much of those soulless animales as you can?
>>537751995Demons are a mental game more than anything, the only sad part is they don't beg
I wish nothing but hell on this world
>>537752062whatever confess your sins to God and form a personal relationship with Jesus Christ or you will burn in Hell. now you have knowledge and you have no excuse when you reach the Final Judgement.
I kinda wanna know what kind of careers these dudes have. Like I'd be weirded out if my accountant, Lawyer, engineer is going to these conventions
And its your fault
>>537752020What if I step on a nail? Can I end that suffering?
>>537752145Can't you use your new magic to fix things
>>537752248Jew*
when you find it, let me know
>>537751896Extremely based
>>537750530>what’s the secret to happiness, /pol/?>>>be flexible like a blade of grass.
>>537752248I can fix things not people, people cant be fixed, they must die
getting your dick sucked
>>537752397Apparently people are programmable
>>537750530Accepting it's a pursuit and temporary state to move forward toward between being sad and hungry.
>>537752183The desire to end the suffering will just lead to more suffering. Just sit with the pain and thank God for the lesson you've learned.
When I had a woman who loved me, everything was great.When that woman disappeared, now nothing is even remotely entertaining.
>>537752525God is a faggot.
>>537750530Being jewish
>>537751510I very nearly did this and I'm now married with children. I couldnt tell you the names of any of my bullies.Oh no wait. Paul parsley or paisley or something. He bagged my groceries 5 or so years after graduation.I hope he's doing ok. He was white.
>>537751815>nooooo you can’t do that! You’ll burn in magic lava
>>537750530waking up and visiting the local barnes and nobles before heading to the mall so i can work 8 hours a day and sell bullshit to random people, and then go home not worrying about anything and having sex with my wife while paying off the house. that would have been enough for me, but I was not old enough in the 90s, so there's that.
>>537751961That's just ethnic women
>>537752102
>>537752600The first time I ever went to a bar I saw an elementary school bully slumped over it then drove around piss drunk with empty streets. Was great
>>537752589You are God having a personal human experience. Everything you see is God. Good and bad are human concepts anyways.
>>537752617Yes.
>>537750530Pussy that you don’t care about
>>537750692Jew used to prostitute their daughters outside their temples.Temple prostitutes.
>>537750530What is best in life?
>>537752366Check em
>>537750530Worshipping and serving Donald Trump
>>537752407I like this answer because it implies women can never know true happiness, but they can give that gift to a man.
