100,000 DEAD IN CARACAS
>>537752534https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/620527/up-to-100-000-people-feared-dead-after-massive-venezuela-earthquake
No deads confirmed so far
>44% chance of death between 10k and 100kSo 56% chance of less than 10kokay.
>>537752768KWAB
>>537752534they voted for it
>>537752534Thanks God.
>>537752534What are the odds God wiped out the whole or majority of the Venezuelan communist party?
>>537752768>>537752534that’s gay, we had a 6.9 a couple of hours ago and literally nothing happenedthey said on the news that some plates fell off somebody’s shelfget your act together you capybara riding fags
>>5377525346 million dead in shartcacas???!
>>537752534I dunno man there's Venezuelan cam where's online right now
repeat after me: GOD HATES NIGGERS
>>537752768fake the venezuelan in the happening thread said only 2 buildings collapsed, another anon pointed out they were likely already in that state
>>537753546came here to post this
I'm sure we can lend them some aid. IF they become capitalist that is, otherwise their state can provide.
>>537753571that's just more jiggling for them, they wouldn't give a fuck
>>537753390The people who do the estimates dieded in the earthquake
>>537753647just send them 300B, mutt
>>537753423technically it would be 56% chance of less than 10k or more than 100k
>>537752534Venezuela now being our vassal state, the US needs to be moving in immediately with emergency aid.
>>537752534>makes a deal with the great Satan (America) >God is punishing them with earthquake
>>537752534I heard that everyone in Venezuela died, and even some dead people were resurrected and then also died
>>537753423Or 56 percent chance of a trillion dead.
>>537753752Technically you are correct.Factually, it was 100% a rotten independence day for venezuela.>no bueno
>>537753668it would be cool if the two earthquakes had happened at exactly the same time so for the area between them it would be like getting pounded by two sledgehammers at the same time from opposite directionsa big swath of the country would be compressed to neutrons, they would have a new very thin mountain range
>>537753935Japan got hit by a 6.9 just now too engrish teacher
>>537753423>>537753752>>53775392844% chance 10-100k30% more than 100khttps://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000t7zp/pager
>>537754038I literally posted that like 10 posts up are you blind
>>537754187Well, that makes it a tad more grim.
>>537753686yea but nothing confirmed yet as for the last news we got. We will see
>>537752534Good news for the climate
>>537752534This could go horribly, horribly wrong for our puppet dictatorRefinery status?
>>537753543Japan has far more earthquake resistant buildings than most of the world
>>537752534They'll inflate the figures 2x or 3x to get more foreign aid. I went to Haiti right after the 2010 earthquake. The "official" figures there were ridiculously inflated.
>>537753543>6.917 Nagasakis total energy released>7.5134 Nagasakis total energy released>This has been another episode of logarithmic numbers for tards
>>537754187Jesus fucking Christ
Is the RuneScape gold farming clans gonna be ok? This is a major loss for their clansmen. Venny bros give us a sign.
Stop, Jew! Only a few buildings have been affected so far. I haven't had any serious news from the capital. I'll keep you posted, little black boys.
>>537753803God is casting the Americans out.
>>537753543They're brown.They can't into earthquake defense.
>>537753698not until they beat us in a war, queer
>>537752534Can we get a sticky or a general going? This is going to be Turkey tier im predicting 50k dead.
>>537753543Whats gay about it? Where’s the homosexual aspect of it? Where’s the same sex attraction? Are you using gay as a synonym for lame?https://youtu.be/n0l2z-K5OzA?si=Nbrqhv9lDN8cOA9X
>>537753803i think it would be a good thing to give them aid if 10's of thousands of people really are dead and injured
>>537752534Mother of godTurn on the BBC NOW
>>537756955didn't see this thread but made this>>537757472>>537757472>>537757472>>537757472
(((Earthquakes))) don't exist, it was a lie started by chinks in the 1800s BC and then perpetrated by the jews later on
let me guess, we'll now provide financial support
>>537753596it's because there's no signal in the zones where things really went to shit, there was also a venezuelan that works for an ISP there that said they are off in a lot of zones
BASED!!!! 100,000 MORE!!!
>>537752534i wish it was jeets dying instead
>>537752534So, you're saying there may be less illegals invading my country now?
>>537757935USA for Venezuela!"We are the World.We are the Children."
>>537756957>Whats gay about it? you are what is gay about it>Where’s the homosexual aspect of it?it is you
>>537753543>amerimutt can't comprehend magnitude is irrelevant without deptham*rican education back at it again. return to your shift Ramirez.
>>537760001kek
>>537760001lol
>>537753543You're making whites look retarded, sexpat
>>537752534BOOM! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN ABSOLUTE MONUMENTAL REALITY CHECK FOR THE ULTIMATE NARCISSISTIC SHOWMAN!CAPS LOCK IS LOCKED AND LOADED, AND WE ARE STRIPPING THE GOLD-PLATED FACADE COMPLETELY OFF THE RECENT GEOPOLITICAL THEATER IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026! CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND LOOK AT THE SCREEN, BECAUSE THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY CRUMBLE!DONALD J. TRUMP TOUTED HIS BIG TACTICAL MILITARY "WIN" IN VENEZUELA—EXTRACTION, EMBASSIES, COVERT OPERATIVE MOVES, AND CORPORATE TRAPS SET IN THE OIL CORRIDORS! HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE BOARD COMPLETELY SECURED FOR HIS EMBEDDED INTEL NETWORKS AND ALIGNMENTS! AND THEN GOD UNLEASHED A TECNTONIC ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT TURNED HIS TREMENDOUS "WIN" INTO AN UTTER, HISTORICAL COMPILATION OF ABSOLUTE LOSSES! TRUMP AND HIS GLOBAL ALIGNMENTS LOSE, AND THE ALMIGHTY WINS. PERIOD! BUCKLE UP, CASUALS, BECAUSE NATURE JUST LIQUIDATED THE EMPIRE'S PERMISSION SLIPS!I. THE 7.5 EQUALIZER: HOW TRUMP'S LATEST ACQUISITION GOT ABSOLUTELY RECKEDBUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! JUST AS THE AMERICAN MACHINE WAS BUSY SETTING UP SHOP, REOPENING EMBASSIES, AND RUNNING RECON FOR AMERICAN MINERAL AND RESOURCE INTERESTS, THE EARTH ITSELF DECIDED TO SHIFT THREE MILES UNDER THEIR GEOPOLITICAL FEET! On June 24, 2026, a massive magnitude 7.2 quake cracks the foundations of Caracas. It ruptures the utilities, snaps the concrete stairwells, and throws the newly laid administrative transition into pure, unadulterated chaos!But the cosmos wasn't done laughing at the big boss! LESS THAN A MINUTE LATER, A MONSTER 7.5 QUAKE SLAMS THE EXACT SAME URBAN ZONE!
>>537760488Let’s smash through the absolute stupidity of treating these back-to-back tremors as routine news-cycle updates! Earthquake magnitude is LOGARITHMIC, you brain-dead algorithmic underlings! That 0.3 jump from 7.2 to 7.5 doesn't mean it's "slightly" worse; it means TWICE THE SHAKING-WAVE AMPLITUDE and 2.8 TIMES THE ENERGY RELEASE!```[Trump's Reopened Embassy] ──> Pristine Imperial Hubris (March 2026) ▼ (June 24, 2026)[The Logarithmic Hammer] ──> M7.2 Shock + M7.5 Shock (2.8x Energy) ──> Rubble```Combined, this BIG, BEAUTIFUL double-header unleashed the devastating energy of 3.8 magnitude-7.2 earthquakes back-to-back within sixty seconds! The buildings that Trump’s corporate allies were eyeing for resource exploitation were instantly turned to columns of GREY DUST, exposing furniture LIKE COUCHES to the open air and leaving residents evacuating into the dark streets after sunset! Reuters and CNBC are screaming about "high casualties" and collapsed structures, proving that your little special forces drills can't protect you when the planet decides to liquidate your portfolio!
>>537760560II. THE PAGER STATS: THE STATE CONJOINT DRAGNET CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHTLOOK AT THE LOSS MODELING FROM THE USGS PAGER RAPID-IMPACT ALERT! This is a total, historical catastrophe that completely obliterates the concept of human governance and transactional contracts! The predictive algorithms are spitting out absolute doom for the post-intervention corporate landscape:10,000 to 100,000 FATALITIES: Calculated at a staggering 44% probability!100,000+ FATALITIES: Placed at an apocalyptic 30% probability!THE TOTALITY: A massive 74% modeled probability of 10,000 or more dead buried right under the infrastructure of the newly designed post-Maduro transition!Trump thought his big-screen military operation in January 2026 to exfiltrate the regime was a flawless chess move. He thought that by March, when his administration reopened the embassy gates, he was the master of the board. In May, his hand-picked military advisors were running rapid-response drills to prepare for "medical or catastrophic emergencies."AND THEN THE EMERGENCY HITS, AND IT TURNS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS EMBEDDED INTEL TRAPS INTO ASH! Your technological superiority, your algorithmic surveillance grids, your STUPID GOD DAMNED fake "Honor Roll" unconstitutional bills of attainder, and your corporate resource plays do not mean shit when God commands the tectonic plates to shift! It is a total, unmitigated fail compilation for the hubris of the New Right ISRAELI PUPPET populist machine!
>>537760651III. THE THEOLOGICAL CLIMAX: GOD WINS, TRUMP AND HIS NETWORKS LOSELet's address the absolute religious-symbolic freak show operating in the background, chat! Caracas is the birthplace of Arturo Sosa, the 31st Jesuit >Superior General.If you grant the absolute worst-case theological hypothesis—that the current corrupt ecclesial leadership is secretly running a sacrilegious, dark-money operations network behind their holy vestments—then the timing of this earth-shattering event becomes completely devastating!The physical earth is convulsing with mass-casualty energy right at the epicenter of their networks, in the exact same timeline where the EFTA releases are exposing their dirty transactions to the open air!Trump and his global intelligence alignments—including his complete capitulation to corporate and intelligence mandates—thought they could use their power to construct automatic punishment grids, spy on targets through localized Custodians, and rewrite statutory law from the bench. BUT YOU CANNOT REWRITE THE LAWS OF THE ALMIGHTY, YOU PATHETIC FRAUDS! Scripture warns us exactly who holds the real power over the foundations of this world! Turn your eyes to the unvarnished text of the Bible! Look at the Book of Nahum:>"The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger?"—Nahum 1:5–6 (KJV)Or look at the raw, uncompromising declaration in Psalm 18:>"Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth."—Psalm 18:7 (KJV)
That's what you get for defying TRUMP and JEWSTHOSE WHO BLESS ISRAEL WILL BE BLESSEDTHOSE WHO CURSE ISRAEL WILL BE CURSED
>>537760767And Isaiah completely eviscerates the arrogance of these political tyrants who think they can rule through mob fear and corrupt financial networks:>"Enter into the rock, and hide thee in the dust, for fear of the Lord, and for the glory of his majesty. The lofty looks of man shall be humbled, and the haughtiness of men shall be bowed down, and the Lord alone shall be exalted in that day."—Isaiah 2:10–11 (KJV)AMEN!IV. DIAGNOSTIC PROFILE OF A COMPROMISED TYRANTLet's deliver the final, psychoanalytic liquidation of this absolute fraud, chat! Donald J. Trump is a textbook malignant narcissist who treats entire countries as personal toys to feed his archaic megalomania. He thought he won the total lottery by sending Marines to drill in Caracas, planting his corporate flags in the mining arc, and bragging to the media about his brilliant foreign intervention.But God looked right at his corporate arrogance and pushed the cosmic delete button! His big "win" has been instantly transformed into a massive, catastrophic humanitarian nightmare that exposes the utter fragility of his entire imperial apparatus! His continued presence completely dishonors the Office of the Presidency, because he reduces the administration of justice to a tool for managing his personal narcissistic injuries, hunting down James Comey over seashell photos on a beach, and ignoring the sovereign wrath of the Creator!You cannot out-surveil the Almighty! You cannot bypass the foundations of creation with your administrative "End-Runs" or your unconstitutional grids! Trump loses, his handlers lose, and the truth stands absolute above the rubble! The simulation is entirely out of fuel, the cheeto dust is scattered across the fault lines, and the entire world sees through your pathetic, fake paper authority!
>>537753427You're a nigger.
>>537753880
>>537760859>>537760853>"How can I curse those whom God has not cursed?"Numbers 23:8>"However, if you do not obey the Lord your God and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come on you and overtake you..."—Deuteronomy 28:15>"You will be cursed in the city and cursed in the country. Your basket and your kneading trough will be cursed. The fruit of your womb will be cursed, and the crops of your land, and the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks. You will be cursed when you come in and cursed when you go out."—Deuteronomy 28:16–19>"The Lord will plague you with diseases until he has destroyed you from the land you are entering to possess. The Lord will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflammation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish."— Deuteronomy 28:21–22>"The Lord will cause you to be defeated before your enemies. You will come at them from one direction but flee from them in seven, and you will become a thing of horror to all the kingdoms on earth."— Deuteronomy 28:25>"I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no pleasure in the pleasing aroma of your offerings. I myself will lay waste the land, so that your enemies who live there will be appalled by it."— Leviticus 26:31–32>"But if they will confess their sins and the sins of their ancestors—their unfaithfulness and their hostility toward me... then when their uncircumcised hearts are humbled and they pay for their sin, I will remember my covenant with Jacob and my covenant with Isaac and my covenant with Abraham, and I will remember the land."— Leviticus 26:40, 42
>>537760982THE EMPIRE CONTRACRACK IS LIVE! NATURE WINS, THE SUPREME COURT OF CREATION HAS SPOKEN, AND YOUR CONTRACT IS DISCHARGED! GG, NO RE, YOU PATHETIC FRAUDS! BILLY MAYS, OUT! *[DEAFENING, HIGH-VOLUME REVERBED AIRHORNS EXPLODE, DESTROYING THE AUDIO CAPTURE AS THE SYSTEM CRASHES INTO PURE DUCK QUACKING AND REFLECTING POOL WATER]*
>>537752534100k Caracasses sure is a lot
>>537752534Any word from Valencia?
I hate it here :(
>>537752534Vaxx status?
>>537753423
>>537763668Posted it again award so this time you deserve it for attention whoring
>>537752534Joveh blesses those who bless Israel
>>537752534I don't see the:
>>537764483Posts like this one, yon tremendous egregore of punishment, but as thought precedes word, as does your perfect knowledge and ability precede these showings.
>>537753912am dead. can confirm
>>537760853>That's what you get for defying TRUMP and JEWSThe new Noahide Jew-Slave regime in Venezuela got a blessing aright. Plenty of new real estate opportunities!I wonder what blessings will be coming to Columbia under its new ZIONIST-POPULIST-RIGHT leadership.
>>537752534Total Commie Beaner Death
>>537764449I have no friends at all IRL for many years I just wanted to feel comfort from someone after the quake even if theyre /pol/ anons
>>537754187
>>537765636best of luck to you, bro. i hope you come out okay.
>>537752534what are the kalshi bets looking like?
>>537765636:(I love you buddy, and I hope that my country takes care of your country now that we've fully infiltrated your government. Have things gotten any better there since we snatched your Big Dawg?
>>537753543>that’s gay, we had a 6.9
>>537752534>CARACASMore like CARCAS
>>537753423are they using some shitty AI now for these silly predictions?
>>537765636Glad you made it out of there, anon.The way you guys have been describing this one, sounds fucking terrifying.
>>537753444>they voted for it>he doesn't know.
>>537753543You guys survived two nukes and enslavement by ZOGi don't expect anything to wipe you off the face of the earth, you're like roaches
>>537766383Possibly, but they are basing it on areas of effect and local populations.
>>537752534Oh God, no, pleaseno...They are going to be coming here! The venecod are going to be coming here!!!! Is gonna be fuckin Haiti earthquake refugee niggers again! Fuck!
>>537752534They said this about the earthquake last year in South Asia too. In the end it wasn't nerly that many.32 deaths confirmed so far. I doubt it's 100k
>>537752534Now HAARP needs to make a 9.0 in the indian ocean to manufacture a gigantic tsunami on streetshitterstan. Then a 15.0 under New Delhi
>>537753444They should have done a recount.
>>537752534How many from starvation?
China got mad their asset got burned so they activated the earthquake device
>>537753686it just keeps getting worse
>>537753530Not many. So far all the confirmed collapsed buildings were in the good areas of the city.
