TRUMP WILL BE SO PISSED
>>537755858>FUCK IS THE OIL OKAY?!Yes, it's offshore underwater.
This could be a disaster situartion for our puppet government and US interests. Iran pissing and shitting themselves uncontrollably with laughter
>>537755936What happens if it's violently shaken though? Is it still useable
The mightiest of golems buried beneath earth’s crust have awoken, gained sentience, and are revolting against the shadow-kike alliances Milei and Netanyahu have planned for South America.
>>537756055>What happens if it's violently shaken though? Is it still useableNothing, not even a bubble.
>>537755858Damn maybe getting captured was the best thing to happen to Maduro, now he doesn't have to deal with this at all. Wonder if the Venezuelans are expecting the US to save them again and send aid.
>>537756667Well yeah, better us sending help than China and Russia elbowing in.
>>537756055If you shake the oil hard enough, it turns into chocolate milk
>>537755858The Venezuela earthquake sequence reads as a catastrophic one-two punch: first, a reported magnitude 7.2 quake west of Caracas; then, less than a minute later, a stronger magnitude 7.5 quake. The first shock would have been capable of cracking foundations, weakening supports, damaging stairwells, dislodging facades, rupturing utilities, and throwing people into panic. The second shock then arrived before meaningful evacuation, inspection, rescue, or stabilization could occur. In practical terms, the sequence was not merely “an earthquake and an aftershock.” It was a major quake followed almost immediately by a larger major quake. Reuters, “Earthquakes shake Venezuela capital,” June 24, 2026; CNBC, “Buildings collapse as quakes rock Venezuela, ‘high casualties’ likely,” June 24, 2026.The difference between 7.2 and 7.5 is substantial. Earthquake magnitude is logarithmic. A 0.3 magnitude increase means roughly twice the shaking-wave amplitude and about 2.8 times the energy release. So the 7.5 was not slightly worse than the 7.2; it was almost three times as energetic. Together, the sequence had the approximate energy release of 3.8 magnitude-7.2 earthquakes, because the first event counts as one 7.2-equivalent and the second adds about 2.8 more. USGS, “Earthquake Magnitude, Energy Release, and Shaking Intensity.”
>>537756924Exxon is SO excited right now
>>537755936What if it leaks into the hollow earth
>lol
>>537756984Then you'll have to invade...duh
>>537756968The casualty modeling is correspondingly severe. On the PAGER graphic, the fatality estimate appears to show 44% probability in the 10,000–100,000 range and 30% probability above 100,000, meaning a 74% modeled probability of 10,000 or more fatalities. That is not a confirmed death toll, but it is an extremely grave rapid-impact estimate. USGS PAGER is designed to estimate likely fatality and economic-loss ranges quickly after significant earthquakes, before full ground reports are available. USGS, “PAGER—Prompt Assessment of Global Earthquakes for Response.”In the religious-symbolic frame, Caracas is not a random location. Pope Francis was the first Jesuit pope. The current Jesuit Superior General, Arturo Sosa, is Venezuelan and was born in Caracas. Jesuit sources identify Sosa as the 31st Superior General of the Society of Jesus, elected in 2016. Society of Jesus, “Fr. Arturo Sosa, SJ, Elected 31st Superior General of the Society of Jesus,” 2016; Society of Jesus, “Pope Francis,” Jesuits Global.
>>537755858This is more oil being pushed up from the bottom of the earth.
>>537757066Granting only as an assumed theological hypothetical that Francis and Jesuit leadership were secretly practitioners of satanism, the symbolism becomes severe: the earth shaking near the birthplace of the Jesuit *Superior* General, in the shadow of the first Jesuit pope’s legacy, while ecclesial controversy gathers around that same network. That does not prove divine causation. It does, however, create a dark symbolic alignment: hidden corruption, sacred office, Caracas, Jesuit authority, and then the physical earth convulsing with modeled mass-casualty probability.Scripture repeatedly uses earthquake imagery for divine wrath, divine presence, and the collapse of human presumption. Psalm 18 describes the earth shaking because of God’s anger:>“Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.”Psalm 18:7, King James Version.Nahum gives an even more terrible image of creation unable to stand before God:>“The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger?”-Nahum 1:5–6, King James Version.That is the proper theological scale of the image. Human beings can build institutions, secret networks, weapons, myths, bureaucracies, and ideological machines. But they cannot command the foundations of the earth. God’s displeasure, when imaged as earthquake, is not mere punishment language; it is the revelation that *all human power* rests on ground it does not control.
>>537757144How come funny threads gota get toilet clogged by religious looniesIs it actually glowies shitting in threads.
>>537755858billions will be needed from the usa to aid in the rebuilding of the corrupt people of venezuela
>>537756984>What if it leaks into the hollow earthI had not considered that.
>>537755858osrs chads we're so back
>>537757373https://www.reddit.com/r/Earthquakes/comments/1uev7p1/apocalyptic_scenes_as_high_rise_buildings_in/
>>537755858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TCxtl1qwEWhy do governments allow mass shootings to happen? Potential domestic terrorists exist among us at this very moment. There are deranged individuals screaming on the Internet they are going to "fucking snap" and "commit a mass shooting right now". The FBI knows full well these people exist and refuses to prosecute them. Do governments not exist to protect their citizens? Do governments actually want these sick people to follow through with their terroristic threats? None of this makes any sense.
>>537755858trump is part of the great reset, he will be happy
Think of all the human capital Trump can import from Venezuela now!
>>537755858Luckily for Venezuela they have been making a lot of money selling oil the past few months.
>>537755936Isn’t that where the earthquakes occur?
>>537758926I support bringing Venezuelans because we got their oil.
>>537757144A religious AI, really?
>>537755858the oil there is "heavy" and mainly used in asphalt or bunker fuel (transport ship fuel).also, reminder that the Permian fields in the USA (the shale bullshit) has peaked as far as production goes.
>>537756924Brb trying this
