The fuck is going on with Millennials?
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>>537758156we were the first generation not raised on food. our ketchup was purple, our meats synthetic, our oil was industrial waste.
>>537758156safe AND effective.
>>537758156nobody ever means the women 2bh
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I'm still getting carded at 45. 50/50 whenever i have a new contractor come over to do work they ask if my parents are home.
>>537758156we grew up eating plastic and processed food from birth. of course we're all going to die of cancer.
>>537758156I always looked like shit so I'm not surprised in the least
>>537758280we never had a chance
>>537758354Our 16 year old lad.
>>537758330This. I only get my information from /pol/ infograhpics!
>>537758414i will become the first 80 year old who still looks 18
>>537758354woah there little fella, do your parents know you're posting here? A 17 year old like yourself shouldn't be here
>>537758262>>537758288That chud fantasy.
>>537758354This. It would be sad if it wasn't hilarious. I've got grays in my stubble and cashiers still ask to see my ID whenever I buy booze
>>537758156Jews and Jeets
>>537758504kids are going bald at 16 now, if you have a full head of hair and good skin quality you can pass for a decade younger in your 30s just on that alone
>>537758156Vaxx maxxed with blaxx saxx. Fagxxxxxx
>>537758280>kyle you barely touched your grilled plastic and glyphosate log.>here wash it down with this cool blast artificially flavored corn syrup.
>>537758475I don't care how you die. Just do it quietly.
>>537758262this lmao
I suppose most of them did take the vaxx.
>>537758156"90s babies" aren't millennials.If your birth year starts with 199 or 200 then you are a ZOOMER.
>>537758668Are you a Canadian who is the dying by train type, or the dying by medical assistance type?
>>537758156They took the safe and effective meme years ago, shitpost it everywhere on social media and now are fucked.
>>537758156Excessive booze and smoking
Gen Z girls are all out there letting us throat fuck them whilst passive zoomie males are at home on tiktok. Boys, it's time to man up and stop hiding in your bedrooms. It's a big world out there and you're missing it.
>>537758156Millenials born in the 90s are spiritually zoomers.
>>537758871why are they so obsessed with head/anal? I've only been with about a dozen zoomers but none of them want "normal" sex.
>>537758764Statistically, cancer or heart attack. And I promise you will not hear a peep from me while I do it.
>>537758475Compared to the deep personal satisfaction of watching Clott Adams sicken and die, you will just be a statistic. One day, there'll just be 2 or 3 less abhorrent posts on this board, and that will account for your passing from our perspective, but from yours will hopefully likewise be slow enough for your to pass through all the stages of grief with enough time to really stew in each, as anyone who could possibly value your existence watches you waste away.
>>537758156>90s babies But i am a zoomer :(
>>537758156Vaccines introduced in 1984
>>537758966Checkboxing to brag to their friends later
>>537758280Yeah. I actually hate all these articles too because they act like they're fucking clueless of why people are less healthy and nobody has any idea why, so they throw in some fucking bullshit about "Oh it's probably because of too much meat!".
>>537758156VAXXIE VAXXIE HEART ATTAXXIE TOOK HER JABS AND WORE HER MASKIE
>>537758763That's not true. '94 are still millennials.
>>537758156Well yeah, like half the country is foreign now. The "90's babies" they're all surveying aren't even probably American lmao
>>537758871>Man up and talk to women who have been throat fuckedSorry I only spend money on brand new products so I won’t be talking to modern women.
>>537759252try tinder. shits like qbittorrent for pussy. no need to pay anything.
>>537759198You were a baby in the 90s and a kid in the 2000s. You're a fucking zoomer.
>>537758156Good thing I was born in '86.
>>537759198Do you remember 9/11? If so, Millennial.Do you remember being taught about 9/11 in school? If so, Zoomer.My generational theory is the linking factor is the shared Trauma the jews extort on us. If you don't remember life before Covid, you're an Alpha.
If you don't remember the summer of Smooth ft. Rob Thomas then you're a zoomer. Simple as.
>>537759774Happy 40th.
>>537758156All 90s babies are zoomers.
>>537758667Ahahah xD
>>537759121You joke, but boomers didn't have meat with every meal like we do today. And when we got it we were grateful for it.
>>537758156It's all that neon food we ate.
>>537758156My theory is that its the processed foods
>>537758156My guess is narcotics mixed with weight loss drugs.
>>537758354Lying faggot
>>537758156>The fuck is going on with Millennials?age 35 all i eat is lunchmeat and hot dogs and jerky/slim jims full of nitrites and erythorbate and white bread full of potassium sorbate and calcium propionate that i get from the grocery salvage. (i have noticed that Arnold country white and sourdough does not use those ingredients, uses fermented wheat culture instead). i rinse off my expired lunchmeat and hot dogs with warm tap water before eating but idk if that helps at all and i hate going to the doctor. and i don't have health insurancei expect to die from cancer around age 40 before the stroke or heart attack gets me
>>537758156>The fuck is going on with Millennials?Boomers been telling you for decades faggot. Keep ignoring the obvious and keep taking your goy-shots and eating your goy-slop.
>>537758156>36>in good health>at a healthy weight>still have all my hair>can pass as a 26 year oldWhat am I doing that other people aren't?
>>537758156I'm 40, but I pass as a 17yo.Everyone that meets me says, "I've never seen such a young man!"
>>537759896I like the '90s video aesthetic.>https://youtube.com/-KT-r2vHeMM
>>537758262This.
>>53775815680s babies keep on winning
>>537758280Even our vegetables, which are supposed to be healthy, are genetically engineered by Monsanto, grown in depleted soil and sprayed with chemicals you'd want hazmat gear to stand around. The same applies to what most animals are fed, but they're also injected with hormones and all kinds of other chemicals to promote growth and prevent disease. It is bad, surprising we aren't all dying sooner. Boomers got to drink, smoke, and eat lead chips. And they're still going to outlive their children
>>537766443It was all the anal.
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>>537766443>>537759121>>537758667>>537758280All this and the boomers still act like nothing is wrong when you try to bring up that maybe they shouldn't spray a bunch of chemicals in their food before they eat it. They honestly believe a light washing with water removes all the forever chemicals.
>>537758156Vax status?
>>537766443Ew, veggies. Stick to meat and take a b-complex supplement or something.
>>537761861same I eat oscar meyer weenies with burger king ketchup packets and buns that smell like ammonia. I eat sandwhiches with deli meat full of nitrites and add lettuce so I feel healthy. I air fry my food on aluminum foil (alzheimers). I wash it down with kool aid (redo 40, micro plastics). I drink tap water from my houses lead pipes too. I get zero sunlight, drink energy drinks, and coffee and sleep until 4AM every night
>>537759367How do you deal with a free tinder account? Ive spent hundreds on it with no success before covid. In person always worked better for me, be it raves, or now my current gf i met st work
>>537758156Im 30 and have yet to pass my first kidney stone
>>537758156Extra vaccines, excessive anitbiotics, tap water
>>537761085It's because zoomers are tarded and face blinds.
>>537758156Its the long covid, lucky i didn't get the vaccine.
>>537758156>aging fasterHow are they time traveling?
>>537761861Your tap water is also contaminated, they claim that its "safe" to drink, but it really is not.Most western countries have been cutting corners, filled with lead, heart medication, all forms of drugs and antibiotics as well as chemical run off. You're drinking poison everyday, but they claim its safe, when its not.Nothing is safe, then the bottle water is filled with microplastics. Even if you catch your own water, they will fine you in the land of the free.For some reason they are really interested in you drinking their poisoned water.Lead, arsenic and all forms of herbicides, pesticides can be found in trace amounts. They just claim its normal and the *trust science* guys all get paid off to promote it.
>>537758156vaxxmaxing
>>537769541Where do they get their water? Or do they not care if they drink poison as long as they can kill others?
>>537758156Studies also find that 100% of millennial and zoomer men won't do shit to help boomers in their old age.
>>537758440>getting informationLmao
>>537758156because videogames cause cancer, raise estrogens and damages sperm production
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>study
>>537762148>>>in good healthpretty normal>>at a healthy weightshould be pretty normal>>still have all my haigenetics>>can pass as a 26 year oldpeople don't really massively visibly age until their 40s if they don't tan extensively
>>537758475If you really want to be a retard I will let you in on another secret about Millennials. Their love affair for big pharma didn't start with the covid vax, most of them have been on SSRIs and other psychotropics since early childhood. This is why so many of them are faggy retards that talk with a lisp and act like boomer golems whenever the internet tells them to do so. This is also why they are dying. They are full of drugs, tumors and propaganda. A generation wasted by its own complacency.
>>537758156Were they given experimental vaccines? Or is it all the ADHD medications they are hopped up on?
>>537758354Luan! I didn't know you posted here!
>>537758156(((You)) said the exact opposite last summer.
>>537758156I still get carded when I buy Funko Pops tho.
>>537758354>I'm still getting cardedOh wow you did the meme. What a faggot.
>>537758354Have you considered being above 5'11?
>>537758156Idk man going through 3 recessions, 2 world wars, a "pandemic", smoking 30 cigarettes a day and doing a bunch of coke might've been a bit shit idk I'm not a doctorologist
>Probably the most stressed generation. >Grew up on titanium, cadmium, & lead filled brightly colored slop.>For nostalgia reasons continues to eat said slop.>Gets delivery more than any of generation so they get a good dosage of PFAs (and Jeet fecal matter).>Has to buy cheap Chinese crap to make up for the shit economy, all of which it likely filled toxic. >Heavily medicated for mental health, especially the women.
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>>537773727I can't believe this poor young boy was in the epstein files
>>537758156>Tfw 80s millennial
>>537773766Those jewish rats was sick fucks
>>537758156>study about aging of a generation>only includes the youngest third of that generation 80s chads doing just fine
>>537773936"were" you stupid third worlder. if you are so obsessed to hang out with us at least learn our language.
>>537774428Shut up nigger lover mutt.I'm gonna humiliate the English language because your kind deserve nothing more.Btw
>>537774593Mississippi has more wealth than the country your daddy gave you, subhuman.
>>537774880And yet I'm not a mistery meat such as you.
I grew up eating pre-prepared food purchased, stored and heated in plastic bags since my parents had no time to cook.I'm guessing this will catch up to me someday.
>>537758354>whenever i have a new contractor come over to do work they ask if my parents are homeLmao I had a zoomer ask me for my ID because people under 21 have to be accompanied by their parents or guardians in the place of business I was in and I guess he thought I was underage. I'm in my 30s.
>>537758156WOW ALLIE YANG HERE TO TELL US ALL ABOUT THE WORLD THANKS ALLIE
>>537758156>well over half the retards of my generation took the kike spike>even if that had never happened, many of us are struggling with the most basic shit in life thanks to everything being wrecked to hell by the boomers, and thus we're far more stressed than we should beGee I fucking wonder
>>537758156most millennials around me just live shit unhealthy lives.>too much slop>too many drugs>barely any physical activity
>>537758262Fpbp /thread
