FUUUCK I WANT GREENLAND SO BAD
They don't want you.
>>537767400We just lost to iran after losing to afghanistan, i think even the fucking danes could take us at this point
>>537767460>>537767474it's ours by right
>>537767400War would end with a free $300 B for them.
Alaska is at the same latitude but Greenland goes further North. Everyone lives all over our state but because of shipping the Greenlanders live mainly in the South, ice breaks up sooner. So I'd live there, maybe a Summer cabin.
>>537767500No it's not. Americans don't even want to live there. It's more Chinese than American.
>>537767500Because it also needs to look like Brazil?
Same.I want to see the danish filthy scumbag elitehs eyes as we pry Greenland from them first, then crush them fully on all fronts.
>>537767718But it's kinda close to us so I think we should get it.
>>537767400Donnie, go to your room.
not a lot going on up there
>>537767742>>537767718we have the mandate of heaven. it's ours
>>537767842It's closer to fucking Finland than you.
>>537768056Yeah but Finland is small and we're big.
>>537768056we know
>>537768056>finlandhahaha finland has lost every war it’s fought, nor worried about you lot
>>537767400Explain how I or any normal person would benefit from the US taking Greenland
>>537768568I'm paying 4 dollars a bag for ice now.
>>537768568Security for the most part. Weather up there can be a bit difficult though. >>537768624kek
>>537767400It has almost no arable or hospitable land. Most of that is ice.
>>537768568It would provoke a war between the USA and the EU, total white genocide. Can you hear the hand rubbing? I can.
>>537768813eu tried to do a military event without us i think romania actually and half to countries tried and failed to bring their vehicles lmao. They would have zero ability to reach greenland. What they would do is what iran did and economically fight us
>>537768778so was Canada 15 thousand years ago
>>537767400You just lost to Iran, Denmark would rape you
>>537767400You only have 1 That is O n E and in single. Icrebreaker capable od artcic sailing. You cant even go to greenland in winter bro. You need canada and eu to help you with our ice breaker fleet
>>537771000we have an airbase there and submarines. we don't give a fuck about muh ice
>>537768568it would be kind of cool and that's all that mattersseriously, what the fuck happened to american politics? when did we start caring about all this gay>B-BUT, THAT'LL COST A LOT OF MONEY! B-BUT THAT'LL MAKE OUR ALLIES MAD AT US! B-BUT HOW DOES THIS BENEFIT US STRATEGICALLY?shit?bitch, IT'S COOL AS FUCK! that's all that matters. THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA, FAGGOT! we should drop 6 atom bombs on denmark then send all our troops to greenland and make it the 51st state just for the hell of it, because we're FUCKING AMERICANS! HELL YEAH!
>>537767400Would've been easier to take than going against Iran.
>>537767460that makes it hotter
