>YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE>YOU NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE>ALL YOU DID WAS WATCH PORNOGRAPHY>AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU NEVER SCOREDPast a certain age, I don't think men get past whacking off in Anderon's toolshed. Do you think there's a way to escape the cycle?
>>537768207>Do you think there's a way to escape the cycle?Don't be a fucking retard?
>millionaire that fucked a lot of women>loser that stayed home all day and jerked off>both dead in the ground and gone foreverdeath is the great equalizeryou don't get to take your experiences with youyou're just forever nothing.hope I helped provide some perspective, OP.
>>537768207"He Never Scored" is a spoof of the common gravestone message "He Never Married."This epitath was commonly used on the graves of homosexuals, as a euphemism.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_never_married
>>537768207I have been perfectly happy in Anderson's toolshed and wish Anderson would stfu and quit whining about how I use his weed whacker. He only has to clean up maybe once a year, if that. Deal with it, motherfucker.
>>537768207sureyaknowitaintnothangmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY
>>537768454Damn, im gonna be called gay when I die even though I've had sex with about 10 to 15 women
>>537768900>I've had sex with about 10 to 15 womennice
>>537768454>OP is a fagOne day I will want one saying "died lithobraking ". Would be metal as fuck. :D
>>537768900I would say you should have filmed it, but now people are just going to say its AI.
>>537768988Not worth it though. Live with me mam now as an aging lonely man who hates women.>>537769130Gonna have to invent some potion to keep me alive till everyone else is dead.
Mike Judge was NEVER funny
