Why do right-wingers around the world hate cyclists?
>>537775455I'm a rightwinger and a cyclist, not hating myself.
>>537775455We do?
>>537775455Cause they are horrible people
>>537775455Nah, only 30%bodyfat truck driving americans with pink bloated faces hate cyclists. Most people are just vaguely annoyed by them.
>>537775455Because they want to fuck them, but can't.
>>537775455Right-wingers just hate everything. That's pretty much their thing at this point.
>>537775811says the SUISSE
>>537775455I would follow them without complain even if I need to go with my car at 5 km/h
>>537775455rightoids are all fat and lazy, and when they see someone who isn't, the fly into a rage
>>537775455because they inconvenience drivers. I would rather be stuck behind something useful like a bus than some selfish faggot on a bicycle.
>>537775455I'm left wing and i hate cyclists too. We gave you a 40 mile bike path with safe crossings but you have to ride on shoulder-less 50mph roads during busy traffic hours.
>>537775455i'm begging to get stuck behind those three
>>537776311>I'm left wingwhy lol
>>537775813>30%bodyfat truck driving americans with pink bloated facesthe world would be a better place if only people like this could vote, you know
>>537775455We cycle
>>537775455using your legs is for trannies and leftists real men rely on petrochemicals
>>537775455There has been roadworks causing severe disruption on a major road near me for nearly a year, just to install a cycle lane that nobody will use, it's a dual carriageway, no cyclist has any business going down it, I have literally never seen a cyclist on that road, and there are perfectly good pavements that they could use.I hate cyclists more than anything, more than jews, more than muslims, more than indians, more than niggers
>>537775811yeah, I've had cyclists scream at me when I had long object on roof even though they were in no danger, and/or directing traffic at construction site entrance.100s of cars, who WERE somewhat hindered by the construction....no complaints just waves and smiles. One biker who being on a bike could go around shit effortlessly, screaming obcenities and flipping the bird. Yeah, both times it was a spandex biker covered with logos like he "sponsored".Old Beaner on "beach bike" drinking out of brown paperbag, smiles and waves.I used to LIVE on my bike until I got a motorcycle at 18yrs old. Even after when I couldn't afford a car and did year of 16mile round trip rain or shine.
>>537775811This, don't let the bods fool you, these people are elitist levels of snobs.
>>537775455How much of those asses are actually padding?
>>537775455tiny dicks only care about their trucks.
>>537775455because unlike left wingers right wingers have jobs and need to get to them on time and you faggots are blocking trafficTLD & TCD
>>537775455just came from my cycling route. i hate cyclists because they're retarded and selfentitled in traffic. also 80% of girls are posers and 90% of guys are faggots. but those remaining few are supercool and the sport is fun.
>>537775455In my Country (Poland) word "Cyclist" (Cyklista) is a synonym of "Faggot" (Pedał).
>>537775455Because the cyclists they see on the regular are fucking retards like OP pic rel.Stay on the dise of the road and follow road laws and most dont have a problem. Unless youre pretending your tour de france fag dressed up and being a queer.But cycling is a fun way to get around. Respect others.T- avg cyclist.
>>537776589>There has been roadworks causing severe disruption on a major road near me for nearly a year, just to install a cycle lane that nobody will useNow imagine the planning time you do not see,>>537776311>We gave you a 40 mile bike path with safe crossings but you have to ride on shoulder-less 50mph roads during busy traffic hours.Over here the bike lanes are in so lousy state, the government lifted the requirement to use them.>>537775455>Why do right-wingers around the world hate cyclists?Because they can't neither use a bike nor a car in a decent manner.
>>537777126in Poland your mother is synonymous of hiv ridden whorefaggot
>>537775455People can't drive, people can't bike. People seethe and I don't give a shit. All that matters is that all shitskin die
You need the differentiate. Environmentalists, mostly females who are riding their city bikes with trailers often.Entitled twats who hate cars.Then there are the road cyclists who think they are going fast but 99 percent are not because they are weak unathletic shits with white collar jobs riding their several grands road bike.Also entitled fucks who disregard traffic rules, especially lights.They are also the same as car drivers. Ofc they have their Teslas
>>537777131>Because the cyclists they see on the regular are fucking retards like OP pic rel.Ever been on a bike in traffic? Car drivers are retarded beyond believe. I literally can kill myself just to follow the rules, Doesn't mean there a no cycle nazis, but they are a fraction of the car retards.
>>537776581Wild paintjob
>>537777285seething pedal nigger
>>537776589> I hate cyclists more than anything, more than jews, more than muslims, more than indians, more than niggersWhoa dude, you don’t have to choose; lump them all together. Keep the faith.
>>537775813>Most people are just vaguely annoyed by them.I am a daily cyclist since a long time and I confirm, most of them are annoyingWe should know our place, and be kind to the motor people
>>537775455Maybe everywhere - except France
>>537775455government took away my driving license for drunk driving kekerald, that was some years ago i still cant be fucked to get it back. Bikes are aryan, it literally stopped me from drinking coupious amounts of liquid jew and made my legs made only out of muscles. With that in mind i only ride bike on bike lanes or sidewalks. Only in a case where there is only a road i ride on a road. Im not going to make some faggot seethe so much he drives into me and kills me geg.
>>537777423keep hiding hiv ridden whoreson already beaten i presume?
>>537775455because everybody hates cyclists
>>537775455Their spiritually women that love to complain and not do anything to fix it. Aswell as being serfs ti their jew bosses at work.
>>537777372Both groups are full of complete retards but cyclists will fucking die to a retarded driver while a driver will be at worst mildly inconvenienced by a retarded cyclist.
>>537775575>I'm a rightwinger and a cyclistthats not possible.
>>537775455what i would pay to smell her bumholes
>>537775575A cyclist? You should hate yourself
>>537777863Me happy that "person" do not drive a car.
>>537775455It's a consequence of their repressed feminine manifesting as belligerent consumerist golem rage
>>537777944Why not?>Keeps you fit>Doesn't sustain the gasoline Jew>Cheap and easy to repairIt is perfect for short/medium distance travel.I still have a car for winter and long distance.And I still hate kikes, niggers and jannies.
Because cyclists are jews on wheels.
>>537775455
>>537777913>Both groups are full of complete retards but cyclists will fucking die to a retarded driver while a driver will be at worst mildly inconvenienced by a retarded cyclist.Best argument refute evolution ever.
>>537775455>fail at getting your driver's license>become a cyclistAlso don't fucking bring your sport on the roads.I don't drive around public roads like I'm Colin McRae, constantly crashing into stuff at 160
>>537775455Because you faggots are slow as shit and delight in impeding people who, unlike you, have to get to work on time.
>>537778094>cyclists are UBERMENSCH>motorists are UNTERMENSCH>I don't care if the laws of nature disagree, I WANT TO BELIEVEand yet the laws of nature simply drive over every imaginary social construct you try to change them with and don't even notice your attempt to stop them
>Be me>Just got a new bike to commute to work>Ride on roads when there's no cars becasue its faster and safer>Notice a car coming from behind>Reminded of the times I drove a car and was annoyed by cyclists slowing me down>Jump up on the sidewalk because I'm a cyclist and aren't llimited to the road or even paths themselves>Still get to my location faster than cars becasue I take shrotcuts only bikes can go throughEvery time I see a "cyclist" riding on the road inconveniencing drivers and themselves I smile to myself knowing that I'm not a complete raging faggot
>>537778052A right wing man is never a cyclist.He might go to the park and ride his bicycle for some exercise, but at no point is he ever a cyclist.
>>537778412Elaborate, because I don't see the contradiction.
>>537777904It's true rightoids are massive faggots this entire board proves it every day
>>537775575>im a self hating cyclist
>>537775455Simple answer, cyclists remind right-wingers of everything they're doing wrong.>you pollute the environment, I don't>you're fat and unhealthy, I'm notFurther, cyclists annoy right-wingers because they need to drive slower for like 30 seconds.Thus the hate. Right-wingers hate everyone that reminds them they aren't alone in the world. Same with their hate for vegetarians or trannies or foreigners. Basically, they hate anything that disturbs their fragile little world they've made up in their minds.
it's an obese american thing, i'm not reading the diabetic seethe but i know this thread is majority crying amerimutts. i'm a car enthusiast and have absolutely no hate when i see cyclists on the road. americans are brown and are infuriated when they see their fit white minority enjoying life and the day on their expensive bicycles made in Europe while they drive their financed trucks they're in debt over that's made in china xD
>>537775813>30%bodyfat truck driving americansim 30% bodyfat truck driving american and i love them.
>>53777865530% bodyfat truck driving american? I'm CIA.
>>537778412Are we afraid of someone else's label?
>>537778320Do you wear an official spandex cycling outfit? Or do you dress like a normal human? If the latter, you're not even a cyclist-cyclist, you're a normal man who uses a bike. It's the difference between someone who enjoys drinking versus someone who is consumed by the demon alcoholism. Drivers tend to only hate spandex cycle fags and brownoid bike nigger hobos. Normal, considerate bike users are fine.
>>537775455The typical right-winger is too fat to mount a bike let alone pedal one.
>>537778757actually im more like 20%>>537778757>I'm CIA.do a flip!
>>537775455If you look up the word faggot in the dictionary it shows a picture of a cyclist with his faggy little spandex on and his faggy little helmet
>>537778491A "cyclist" wears their spandex outfits and clogs up traffic, and records all the cars passing them waiting for someone to fuck up.cyclists are a cancer upon society.A man who rides his bike around his own neighborhood, or goes to the park away from traffic, is just someone who enjoys riding a bike for exercise. Those people are not cyclists. Cyclists cause confusion and delay. Cyclists subvert public calm and order.Therefore, cyclists cant be right wing.
>>537778837Yeah I just wear the high vis jacket my warehouse job gave me, only cyclist paraphanelia I ever considered getting were glasses cuz the wind makes my eyes water
>>537778953A cyclist is a person on a bicycle you retarded mongrel.
>>537775455>no bike lane>have to treat it like a vehicle>often impossible to safely pass because they dont move over>they are going 4 mph>i am now late to where i need to go>oblivious bastards might just crash into you or swerve into you while you try not to murder themCyclists are entitled narcissists. The roads are for actual vehicles like cars and trucks. If there are sidewalks in good condition, cyclists should be relegated to those because theres way less risk if some guy walking gets hit by a wild cyclist.
>>537775455Well, if "right wingers" is code for providers/people who actually work and "left wingers" is code for dependent women/people with bullshit jobs, then its probably because the people who actually keep society functioning are sick of overgrown toddlers who think the world revolves around them. The road is not a place for overgrown toddlers to play with their toys. Its for adults to commute.
>best bicycle paths in the world>cycle niggers insist on riding on the road
>>537779150I'm ready to take the urban atv flashmob pill
>>537779096I am pretty sure I lived my whole life and never referred to myself as some kind of poofter cyclist while riding a bike.I am pretty sure I never looked at a gaggle of kids riding their bikes and thought to myself, "I really hope those "cyclists" stay safe."
They hate cyclists because they're fatTruck drivers especially hate cyclists.
>>537779136cars are inefficient garbage in cities. the actual, more expensive toys. motorcycles/scooters are the best, followed by bikes
>>537775455selfish retards slowing everyone else down.
>>537779237My bicycle cost more than a scooter, most scooters here are like $700 chinkmobiles you can buy on the internet.
>>537775455i cycle and i hate the faggots who are 3-4 abreast having a chat its such an inconvenience to pass someone when you need to pull farther into the oncoming lane and ofc i want to get as far as possible from them as to not hit them. when i cycle myself i keep as far to the side as possible and i am constantly checking for the sound of cars although i only cycle on quiet roads. i mostly encounter cyclists on my way to work so i don't mind waiting a few moments but there are two variants>old man and woman husband and wife team they ride in a single column no issue like seeing them>single man riding hes not kitted out in gay lycra hes just going somewhereno issue like seeing him>horse girls always slow down turn my music off and wave, like seeing them>single lyca noncenot an issue >two lyca nonces side by sideannoying, they are prioritising having a little chat like two women instead getting out of the waythe lycra nonces can range between 2-40 the more there are the more annoying they get they will also try to wave you past without actually looking that its clear and its really infuriating. they are putting me in danger by forcing me far into the opposite lane, gradually i began to hate them.
>>537779237cars keep the prospective tank factories running and keep silly men happy with their "metal horse" to impress ladies. Nobody's impressed by scooters
>>537775455They're like skateboarders, only much MUCH bigger faggots.
>>537776367imagine if your face was their bike seat
>>537777944downhill and cross country are based as all fuck, cycling on the road is for faggots thougheverbeit, I have a road bike and I put it on the roller when I bought it and never took it out to the streets.
>>537779444checked!
>>537779367>t. fat fuck that couldn't ever do a flippity trick and is life-long ass blasted about it
>>537775455Women only ride bikes for sexual pleasure anyway.
>>537777863>cyclistlist addition required
>>537776589
>>537779136the number one bullshit job in the world right now is all cars all the time, food delivery.
>>537779098>no bike laneSo you're mad at them because politicians favour you and not them?>have to treat it like a vehicleBecause it is a vehicle.>often impossible to safely pass because they dont move overWhy should they move over? It's their road too.>they are going 4 mphIt's literally in the name: *maximum* speed limit. If you can reach it all the time, it wouldn't be called speed limit. You'll survive going slower every once in a while for like 30 seconds.>i am now late to where i need to goYour fault for calculating a trip without obstructions when obstructions are to he expected. Start your trip 2 minutes earlier next time.>oblivious bastards might just crash into you or swerve into you while you try not to murder themMost of the time it's the drivers who are oblivious to anyone else. How often do you make right turns at intersections without checking the mirror?>Cyclists are entitled narcissists.Car people are entitled narcissists. You're not entitled to have the road all for yourselves. And you throw fits over ridiculously small inconveniences like not being able to reach *max* speed throughout your trip.>The roads are for actual vehicles Bycicles are vehicles.>If there are sidewalks in good condition, cyclists should be relegated to those because theres way less risk if some guy walking gets hit by a wild cyclist.Feel free to write your congressman to stop sucking off the car lobby and instead build proper bycicle infrastructure. Cyclists LOVE bike lanes, they just don't get them. You faggots vote for "no bike lanes", then complain about cyclists clogging up your safe space.
>>537779493>>537779444
>>537775455> winger!Fucking beavis. Go back to preddit, faggot.
>>537776581based
>>537775455I ride a mountain bike, so the only time I spend on the road is when I'm riding to the nearby trails.
>>537779096a "cyclist" is now a political identity, much like "leftist" or "homosexualist"
>>537775455I don't. I just hate libtard performers
>>537779581>not even a real country, just China's bitchYou don't have any place to talk you midget twink
>>537779746it's on there alreadyjust add the whole ass dictionary at this point>FOOD PRICES could be here, he thought
>>537779753lmao
>>537775455I'd be driving 15 mph with my dashcam if you know what I mean
>>537779304>silly men happy with their "metal horse" to impress ladiesimagine thinking that a woman that gets swayed by a car is worth your time and money. whoever thinks like this is a massive loser and is to be blamed for creating a shitty rite of passage for the sake of pussy
>>537776398>why are Americans living in the Neocon-Zionist empire, turning to socialism for a solution?Retard.You Finns in general are so fucking clueless
>>537779136>overgrown toddlers who think the world revolves around themYou're talking about carfags who think they're entitled to have the road all for themselves?
>>537775575Me too.t. 2018 Trek Fuel ex 8
>>537775876Kill yourself tranny
>>537778953>I will redefine cyclist so it fits my argumentlmao, ok.
>>537779867If you dont live in the US your opinion doesnt matter to me at all
>>537786951Brother, you are a mutt. Why should we care about your approval?
>>537775455Maybe there is a correlation between red states that are older and have not been built to accommodate cyclists. Having to look at someone's asshole is also not pleasant. In my opinion.
>>537781364Socialism is a weasel word that means proto-Commie. And Communism is as much a form of jewish predation as is finance capital. That is a ready-made dialectical trap for subtards to live and die in. Can't see the man behind the curtain? Too bad, bitch.
>>537775455>>537775575>>537775637>cycling>hiking>climbing
>>537775455Those women are so fat. Gross.
>>537775455Everyone hates fucking cyclists they are some of the most pretentious douchey people you can interact with. The amount of times I’ve seen a cyclist almost come to blows due to someone either driving, parking in or walking on a bike only lane is insane. They act like they own the road and any minor inconvenience to them gets amplified ten fold. Bikes are fine and fun but cyclists are constantly on a power trip and think they are better then everyone.
riding a bike for transportation is among the most political thing you can do
ITT: Seething disgusting fatfuck obese lardass carcucks that couldn't ride a half mile on a bike without getting exhausted
>>537775455women have no place in cycling
>build cycle lanes everywhere>force bikes to use themI don't get why this gets so much pushback from drivers and even from cyclists. Segregated traffic is so much nicer for all. Good fences make good neighbours.
>>537787920>>dramatic fallDude fell from cardboard like he does this for a living on a soccer field
>>537788511There's no force. Bikers can still use non-bike-specified lanes.No one should not be out for leisurely stroll on major roads
>>537775455>memeflag>question thread>1pbtid>lust-provoking image>100+ repliesOP is a faggot and so are all of (you)
>>537777863IIRC, this guy was a migrant that actually trying to get arrested, because jail in those countries is quite cushy and better than getting a job.
>>537787596I used to ride my bike all the time but then I moved to a bike unfriendly shit hole that makes it nearly impossible and unpleasant.
>>537789795Did you do it to earn more money? How is that going? Was the answer a tent and a sleeping bag all along? Why can't we be allowed to build with cob?GDP is a measure of enslavement to financiers.
>>537777372I have and i also agree with you. Its a common sense issue.Both parties are full of retards because common sense and critical thought is so rare its a goddamn super power.Its gunna be okay germbro, just pay attention and stay away from others, including cagers.
>>537775455Dumb bitches, wheres your helmets?!Also, I would ram them(In the sexual way, if you know what I mean)
>>537780339That's a weird looking dog
>>537775455why are you brown and spam AI garbage constantly?
>>537775455I would inhale their greenhouse gases if you know what I mean
>>537775455> i'm just going to block the entire lane on my bicycle> the bike lane is sacred spaceEnjoy being at the top of the list of the worst people on Earth.
>>537777285>>537777844no, it doesnt seem to be true.
>>537775455because none of them look like that