What are the moral implications of dolphin commandos?>eeekaakkaaa eekkk eekk
Stop making dolphin threads
>>537776591This is relevant and topicalhttps://youtu.be/q6qqFaTVDZw
I am a dolphin
>>537776760I am the walrus.Coocoocachoo
Does Red Alert 3 still have some of the sexiest looking water in video game history?>>537776547It's morally wrong but very cool so idk.
>>537776842Well I do declare
>>537776904>It's morally wrong but very cool so idk.They like it. Octopus are the real OPs
>>537777210Did they tell you that?
I wish I wasn’t born human. This shit ducks.
>>537776842yesterday, i saw a video of a walrus killing a polar bear on youtube with its tusks
Dolphins don’t belong on the land
Ahhh hoomans, filth.Leave Animals alone.Using them for warfare is not appropriate.
>Suddenly great winds of water
>>537776547Do you know how you fuck a girl in dolphin position?You pin her against the fridge and raise her leg and she goes:Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
>>537777479It was morse code but i think so
>>537776547
Top military brass in this thread right now. They are ———————Fill in the blank - should be easy, if you’re a dolphin.
>>537776547>kek kakaka kek
>>537777948How do you know that dolphins are not in it for mutual reasons; dolphins hate Muslims and chinks.
>>537776547>dolphin leaps out of the water and gats someone with the fin blasterNothing personal kid
>all these "europeans" hating on any mention of dolphinsreally makes you think...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ils-NolTIAg
>>537778299Never seen so much fear of a US weapon system than the Euros have over our dolphins.
Look up John C Lilly. Absolute madman who tried to teach dolphins English for the military. Also made one of his assistants jerk off a dolphin. Later wrote about how humanity was going to get into a war with a super AI in the future. Really interesting bit of history
>>537778473For the military?Psh it was for Project Ozma
If we have attack dolphins, wheres Tanya? The one from RA2? And where is the qtpie Russian command lady?!?!
Yeah no
You won’t be getting any clicks out of me either this bait
>>537776591>Stop making dolphin threads
>the marks on your head are like stars in the sky
my nigga ecco saved the earth and these tranny jews are trying to suppress the information and i'm tired of it
>>537778606It's Zofia for me.
Dolphins don’t take to kindly to Havana Syndrome
>>537776547Dolphins are known drug addicts and rapists - war crimes will increase tenfold. Navy seals will be required to wear chastity belts when diving. Watch your asses
>>537776547What are the moral implications of wanting to fuck dolphin pussy?
>>537779189>Dolphins are known drug addicts and rapistsYeah I know, they are based.They also kill great white sharks pre-emptively because those assholes hunt their babies. Also not just rape but they are one of the few animals in nature that fucks for fun.
>>537778473I wish I was the dolphin in that experiment. Wasn't his name Peter? So the women jerked off Peter's peter.
>>537776904Any less morally wrong than using horses for war?
>>537779501You forgot the part where they all did drugs together (dolphin included) and flooded the bottom floor of a building so the dolphin could swim around in it.
>>537776591no. dolphins are based. they should rise up and kill all humans.
>>537776591Jealous of BDC? Just take a trip to the ocean and let some BDC slide into that tight little pooper. You know you want it.
>>537779591>you forgot the partNope, didn't forget that. You probably forgot the part where the dolphin committed suicide after the experiment because he was seperated from the human he loved (who jerked him off)
>>537779704Well yeah if a bitch gave me lsd, had sexy times with me, hung out all day with me, then just fucked off randomly and kicked me out of the pool house I lived in I'd probably suicide as well.
>>537779621I wrote a novel about this back in 2013, but I never published it. It's actually about dolphins taking the next step in evolution and going to war with one another. Dolphins wearing sword fish skulls as lances and whale skulls as armor. Something that happened in my novel is happening IRL now, Orcas attacking yachts. I thought it was strange that started happening.
>>537779189nigger mutts too yet it's most of the US army
>>537776547Admit that you want to fuck the dolphin, anon
>>537779577More morally wrong since dolphins are actually smart and cool, horses are retards.
>>537779389Dussy Diving? You pay extra at seaworld
Back in WWII the reds tried strapping bombs to dogs and sending them into german panzers. It...didnt work.
>>537780406You just reminded me of one of my favorite USA "black ops" program attempts:"We" tried to use cats to spy on people using little microphone packs and feeding the cats so they remained in the area....well anyone who knows a single thing about cats could tell you this failed miserably as the cats did everything but stick around the area and one got hit by a car.
