If you ride a harley or a crotch rocket you are an attention seeking performative faggot. When you fly by with your loud ass faggotry you're saying "look at me everybody I need attention NOW!" This is women and faggot behavior. This is fact and you are gay.
>>537784396And here you are giving them attention.
>>537784396>He cant ride a motorcycle
>>537784396I only hate the really loud ones.https://youtu.be/FDsWZ0Jw3Ik?si=8AQFxIHsUY1EOLFa
>>537784396You're upset over the wrong things boomerfat
>>537784886Same. I'm only talking about the loud ones. We need a law that govern how loud someone's bike is allowed to be. So sick of hearing this shit in the summer time. It's disturbing the peace. Obnoxious faggotry.
>>537784396This is why real Chads ride a moped
>>537785217>tfw ride a 21 year old 125cc honda It rustles many jimmies
whatever brah keep driving your kcuck mobile prius. i'll be out enjoying the last way to feel any sense of freedom before the kali yuga swallows us
>>53778518140 year old kids around here install aftermarket mufflers that aren't road standard, visit residential areas to cause noise then reinstall the normal part for vehicle inspection.
>>537785480Read the thread i don't care about bikes in general just obnoxiously loud bullshit>>537785502I'm sure they do the same here. Some are way louder than others. Fucking faggotry.
>>537784396OP is a faggot. Sharing a road with women and non-Whites is not wise in a motorcycle, but all huWhite men should know how to operate a bike, and teach a woman to lean with you..
>>537784396is it just the noise that bugs you? my gsx-8s has stock everything and is relatively quiet
>>537784396Get an Indiana Jones sidecar. Pic rel are made in Texas, kids and girls love em.
>>537784396>he doesn't own a KLRnever going to make it in a million lifetimes
>>537786185Yes. I just assume most harleys and crotch rockets are loud as fuck.
>>537785480>before the kali yuga swallows uskali yuga is the name of the semi you're going to get splattered by when trying to pass at 90mph over a double yellow
>>537786192If your bikes are loud as fuck you are a closeted gay. This is fact.
>>537784396I see you get all of your talking points from watching South Park. How does it feel to be spiritually jewish?
>>537786878Nah I've always thought this for decades before south park came out with that episode. They really did nail it though.
>>537784396Motorcycles are for people born without something powerful between their legs.
I ride this little green beast. I can ride across the country and only need to fill up fuel twice. I haven't paid for new fuel for it in 2 weeks now and I ride it daily. Americans are too fat to fit on economic 125ccs
>>537784396If you hate freedom so much, why don't you move out of the US? Motorcycles, even Harleys and crotch rockets, are great for the environment because they're very efficient and create less wear and tear on the road surfaces than even a compact car (that weighs 4k pounds now thanks to all of the regulations). They're also fun, which is good for your mental health.
Too many illegals and old farts in the USA to ride a motorcycle. Maybe if I lived in the country.
I drive a 39 year old kawasaki street bike and it's cool af especially in this hot weather>>537785439based and practical pilled
>>537785502We have a state inspection here and no one goes except for cucks and people who need a motorcycle license because you can't take a license test on an uninspected bikeI routinely see bikes with 10+ year old stickers on the forks
>>537784396>not riding a 2 stroke supermoto so everyone can hear ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
>>537789488I took my test on a 125 then got on my 2005 Ninja 636 and rode home. I am dead convinced I could peddle any of my mountain bikes faster than that 125.
>>537791750I did the MSF course on a 125 and then took my test on my Harley. My first turn on my test was wide, but after that, everything felt pretty much the same...except kick stand operations. I really enjoyed the 125, though. I've considered getting something similar or maybe even a 300 'sport bike'.
>>537784396>"When you do something I don't like, you become someone I don't like!"No way...
My dad gave me his harley tho
>>537791750125ccs lose a lot of speed if there's a lot of weight on them, you might want to lose about 50kg and try again. mine reaches about 90kmh which isn't a speed demon but the speed limits on country roads here are like 50kmh and since the country is 99% white i'm fairly confident i won't be murdered by a drunk beaner or nigger so don't need the escape power.
>>537791337This is the kind of bike I like, reasonable sized, practical, classy look. Boomers with Goldwings or Harleys are cringe.
i ride a street-legal dirt bike.
>>537784396is this what being a nobike does to a motherfucker? damn son
>>537793559My Ninja hit 90 mph (150 kmh in commie units) at the top of second gear and I sold it for a liter bike because it was too slow after I learned on it.Call me whatever you want, I'm still going to call you painfully slow.
>>537784396I assume you the same and equally retarded opinion about loud cars?>my ride sounds like this cuz I want attention LOL
You meet the nicest people on a Honda
>>537789522>>537794060>>537794368>t. coping roadkillI feel sorry for the crews that have to clean your stupid asses off the pavement.
Who /CBF125/ here?
>>537784396If you think you can take me, come at me bruh!
>>537791532The licensing class provided the bike for me. Is that not how they do it for you?
>>537795041There are only like 5 classes a year in my state and they all fill up a year ahead of time, so if you need a license that year you have to go through the DMV where you need to bring your own bike. Fucking inconvenient shitshow so most people just ride unlicensed, I did it because I occasionally rent motorcycles and do trackdays where you need an endorsement on your license to participate
>>537794586I worked fire for a year. Complacent idiots in a cage are the ones that get slaughtered because they have a false sense of safety. I wish we could go back to cars with no airbags nor crumple zones. Maybe then people would pull their heads out of their asses...or at least their phones.
>>537784396Stock Harleys and sportbikes are fine. It's the aftermarket stuff, especially non-street legal versions, that are the problem. >>537785181They have these laws everywhere but half the cops at least are weapons-grade Harley fags themselves with ridiculously loud exhaust. I used to live in a cop neighborhood. It sucked; they think rules don't apply to them.There was some guy who lived near me and late as fuck every Thursday night he rides his deafening Harley. The next town up is a square mile box ringed with rectangular roads, and I can hear his entire ride. From over a mile away.I like the clips when some squid on a Supersport rev bombs as the accident is unfolding. My bike is stock, respectful, and gets 60 mpg.I fucking hate noise polluters with obnoxiously loud exhaust, big Harley group rides going 5 under, and cyclists who insist on riding abreast and.then get mad at cars making risky passes.
>>537789488What brand is this? I thought your flag was Indonesian so perhaps a chinese brand, but i think its poland actually. Lovely ride, the only thing i find funny is that it is a very modern looking bike but with a very 1990's looking exhaust.This is mine, it hits 110 km/h on a good road and that's it>>537794219We in the third world use this things as tools to commute, while you pasty whites use them as toys
>>537784396ok, no bike
>>537784396wrong forum retard
>>537784396false dichotomy. any normal kid loves both. different machines for different purposes. every teen should have some 40s indian to work on with dad and both that and the ducati later on.
>>537784396How do you carry groceries on a bike?
>>537794586>"y-you gonna die!"Do the pearls you clutch start off as the sand in your vag?
>>537794219>Call me whatever you want, I'm still going to call you painfully slow.Bring your literbike to a trackday and prepare to be passed like you're a traffic cone by 50 year olds on R3s. Pinning the throttle in a straight line isn't very impressive to me anymore
>>537785217to think this is the culmination of cool by now, when back then it basically came with your 15th birthday. now the only one that can go 60 in the class and well popular around here. nice. fucking stinks though.
>>537796293You buy 2 sacks worth of stuff get a 3rd bag two tie the two sack together and hang them around your neck.
I just like being able to split lanes.
>>537796293Easily.
>>537784396I don't have a bike, the state tax me, niggers theft me
>>537793531Your dad is gay. Just face the facts.>>537794368Yes
>>537796546Can almost guarantee that's exceeding the maximum weight that thing's intended to carry.
>>537796293I put everything in a double paper bag, put on the tank between my knees and ride carefully home.
>>537784396What if a woman rides one is she gay too?
>>537795890It is Chinese, most people here ride chinese 125ccs, buying Japanese 125ccs is a waste since the chinese clones are not much less reliable
>>537786280I bought one and I hate it so much I dumped it in the woods and just left it there.>too heavy for off road, my scooter was actually better at it>slow as fuck to the point it that I thought there was something wrong with it when I first drove it home>single cylinder engine shakes everything apart>needs 2k in mods if you want it to be an acceptable road bikeNever buy on of those pieces of shit, they suck af everything.
>>537786280>not a DR650
>>537791337Damn, this is a nice bike.
>>537794586May God's torpedo doesn't kill you when comes flying through a red light.>>537795246There was poster in dbt that said motorcycles are safer because you know if you fuck up, you die. I agree with you remove airbags, crumble zones, ipad dashboards and most important of all power steering. Don't have the strength or skill to drive to fucking bad.
>>537784396post bus pass
>>537797297Have you seen what SEAs load on their 125s? This is way below true weight capacity.
there is no more heroic an act than blasting your 140-decibel engine through a village at 4AM. such cool guys.
>>537797839The only thing they're good at is being cheap, but they're cheap for a reason
>>537784396Very, very few in my country, but these dudes make as much noise as possible with these things, and yes, the closest thing to then are women lol.
>>537784976Nice enduro but my KLR was cheaper to buy, run, and fix.My only beemer (R1100GS) was a total fucking lemon, and I was in Silicon Valley at the time, and CA has no lemon laws for bikes.
>>537784396Motorcyclists have balls of steel.https://youtu.be/31RZ5wU-Fg0The rest of you are low testosterone betas.
>>537786280Kek, I just wrote that above. Loved mine. That thing could climb 50 degree slickrock, canyon walls, anything. Took it to Big Bend once...before all the illegals were out there. One of the top 10 bike trips of my oldfag life.
>>537796546I used to put a whole case of juice oranges in my step seat Givi bag, then had the saddlebags for other groceries. Then if my wife was riding pillion (she had her own bikes but we sometimes like to take just one and hug) she could hold other stuff between us. One time we transported an IKEA mattress pad on my VFR, along with a bunch of little patio decoration stuff for a party.
>>537797408I agree, the chinese have caught up and even surpassed the japanese when it comes to economical 4 stroke small motorcycles. Anything up to 350cc is as good chinese as japanese or italian.Unfortunately the monkeys around here would still rather spend 10k on a old Honda shitter than buy a brand new chink bike for 13k. The prices people ask for Honda bikes just because of the name are absurd
>>537798437The case not the bike. Despite the cool rivets it is a plastic bucket attached to the bike with pins and pieces of plastic that click together.
>>537799342My wife did 135 on her Katana in NoCal. Up around the reservoir E of Point Reyes. I didn't believe it'd go that fast, she wanted to prove me wrong/show me (she'd done it elsewhere).
>>537799666>Anything up to 350cc is as good chinese as japanese or italian.metal particle counts in the oil disagree.https://ride-ct.com/best-and-worst-motorcycles-based-on-particulates-found-in-motor-oil/
I want to buy my first bike, new or used is fine, mostly for commuting or traveling in the country sideThe main things I look for is cheap gas mileage, and that it looks cool
>>537796795>yesOk then, completely retarded, thanks corky.
>>537784396All those videos of girls wanting to ride on the back of a motorcycle aren't reality?
>>537784396All bicycles are equally an annoying menace to society putting an engine on it doesn't change anything
>>537800333>and that it looks coolVery subjective. Pretty much any motorcycle looks good to me.
>>537800333get the license if you haven't, then a gs500 for the same that a 125 would have cost you that burns the same gas (nothing)
>>537802278>Very subjective.To be completely honest I want to pick up girls with it, I know it sounds lame, but its one more reason too>>537802355I'm working on that
>>537799745The only thing you lose is the beer and maybe cause a massive traffic accident which will 99% cagelovers so it would be worth it.
>>537799218if I had a nickel for every time someone tells me about their KLR being so cheap.
>>537801472What exactly is so retarded about hating noise pollution? You don't even have an argument you imbecile.
>>537802491>I want to pick up girls with itMuch like expensive cars, you'll get more attention from dudes than you will chicks. You're getting a bike for all the wrong reasons.
>>537803166>you'll get more attention from dudes than you will chicksThat's what they really want anon. Just look at them all jerking each other off itt.
>>537784396only faggots make statements like OP. whatever motorcycle is comfortable for you is what you ride, style, type, cc are irrelevant.
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>>537797839>>needs 2k in mods if you want it to be an acceptable road bikenigger what? all it needs is road oriented tires. what fucking mods are you making for the highway?its a two wheeled tractor. its not a crotch rocket. its not a supermoto, its not a cruiser, its not a KTM dirtbike. you buy a klr to do some of everything, not be an expert at everything. it makes much more sense when you live in the boonies. if you have soft girlish hands and live in a bugman city then sure, stick to your gixxer
>>537803040This guy hit it on the head with this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgT3IDZdZF0
>>537784396>If you START A RETARDED THREAD ON /POL/ you are an attention seeking performative faggot. When you POST YOUR RETARDED faggotry you're saying "look at me everybody I need attention NOW!" This is women and faggot behavior. This is fact and you are gay.>535288 replies and 20986 images omitted. Click here to fuck off.
>>537784396Good thing my bike is neither of those!
>>537784396imagine riding your motorcycle because you like hearing an engine and then some fag writes a whole rant about you on the internet
>>537803718thats probably they gayest bike, ive ever seen.
>>537803166>You're getting a bike for all the wrong reasons.I already said the other reasonable reasons above, this is mostly a dealbreaker, all the picks I've choosen seem cool and checks all the marks that I need
>>537803638>kikes on bikes
>>537796293Milk crate you silly nobike
>>537784396Bikes are really fast. That's cool. You're gay.
>>537784396If you ride an old bike for any other reason then that you can maintain it yourself you're a faggot
>>537803648Klr is outclassed by the dr650 in every concievable fashion aside from ultra rare diesel klrs- and only for obvious military logistics reasons
>>537796546That's awesome. I ride a sportbike which i love but I have to constantly stop for more beer.
>>537785217I have a Vespa!
>>537784396>you are an attention seeking performative faggot.It's funny how that actually describes the left. Anyone with a motorcycle wants to ride on a country road or through the forest. Why won't leftists protest somewhere where they don't bother anyone.
>>537784396A dual sport motorcycle is the modern equivalent of a horse>can go onroad and offroad>balls get battered>vulnerable to indian attacks (in semi trucks now)
I ride an ebike
>>537784396I used to love motorcycles before I lived next to a motorway. Now they fill me with rage.Your 1200cc piece of shit has no business being ten times louder than my V8, fucking faggots.
70s Hondas are peak motorcycle. The further your bike is from this, the less motorcycle it is
>>537803738>because you like hearing an engineSure bud>>537804506>It's funny how that actually describes the left.Exactly. Pure faggotry. I moved to the country so I can enjoy peace and quiet, not to listen to you closeted insecure faggots try to prove to the world that you're real men.
>>537804738I had a 1976 550 four when I was 17. Loved that thing.
>>537804704Could be a WV Golf. That type of faggotry isn't exclusive to bikes.
>>537804738looks like fucking old junk. also a fucking petrol guzzler instead ev. get on with the times, grandpa
>>537804855Yeah for sure. We have a lot of nigger bikies here though, and they all try to out-ape each other by having the loudest V-rod. 30 of the things will go past at 3am on a fucking tuesday morning.
>>537784396Harleys are WAY fucking worse.
>>537785480See you in a 2 wheels rekt thread
