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>>537814835ai image slop
>>537814835There's a very specific type of person who drinks mountain dew and they're very easy to spot.
>>537814835qrd?
>>537814835>unmoisturized fingers typed this post
>>537815281>qrdqrd>qrdqrd>qrdLOL YOU QRD HIM 2 DA BAR?
>>537815281you must do the dew
Meme country
>>537814835That shit has been killing the matches.That shit is turning every single match into a slop. Fucking hellIt's clear it's made only to put product placement.The most burger cup and everything is tailored specifically for the burger goylem cattle.
>>537815401Hydration breaks are here to stay. Expect them in leagues next
>>537814835Ads are important. How else are kikes supposed to make money?
>>537815401Do they do this during regular nfl and baseball games too?
>>537815570No, but those already have a lot of breaks where ads can be shown. In the NFL they actually have literal ad breaks.
>>537814835>hydration>sodaNo one is this stupid
>>537814835Mutts commercialise everything. Any excuse to gaslight the masses and make money.Its no wonder nobody other than them watch their shitty sports.
>>537815772i have read multiple times that americans literally just watch the Super Bowl because they want to see the commercials.
>>537815764I worked with a guy who only drank coca cola. I bullied him into coming to the gym with me a couple times and told him he should drink water. Later he proudly told me he had bought some bottled water.
>>537816384Was he crazy poor?In Brazil, many poor people (with shitty access to education) believe that drinking water is a "poverty thing" to do, so they drink anything else.I literally have a coworker who is a great friend, and his 3yo daughter is already obese because they only give her juice for the same reason. Yeah, it's real juice, but without the fruit fibre, you are drinking a shitload of sugar.When I ask why she doesn't drink water, he just stares at me like I insult him, claiming he can't afford "something better".I thought this shit only happened in third world...
>>537816666I don't think that was it. He claimed his family back in Texas was pretty well off. Some people just have a crazy sweet tooth, I guess.
>>537815464>fifa is making billions from fucking over the momentum of the matchesNo shit. fifa doesn't care about the sport anymore
>>537814835No, we do not have water constantly spraying out of our billboards. That's crazy. Bad robot.