What happens in Florida?
>>537819412People smoke crack and/or fish
>>537819412People want to believe it's based because of DeSantis, but it's basically Brazilified. Spics and niggers everywhere you go. Half the state doesn't speak English.
>>537819412Jewesses sunbathe and go clubbing
>>537819412Something for everyone. Except commies. We hate commies.
Big pickup trucks, gators, guns, drugs.
>>537819491Thats every state in the US though, its all spic jeet or african, I've traveled the US from coast to coast and its really really fucking bad
niggers spics and jews, and tons of niggers spics and jews fled there during covid. it is not based. it is hot, jewish, and like another anon said, totally brazilified. you are a total retard if you think florida is a good place in any way. maybe it was at one time but not now.
>>537819559But Florida is at the forefront of it.
>>537819412A lot of butt sex.
X-Treme Jewing
>>537819617No, its not. It sucks just ad much as any northern state. Take minnesota for example. Or new York. Or california. Or Oregon. Or Texas. Or fucking Arkansas. Rhode Island. Maine. All of them brown and third world shit holes. All overtaken by spics, niggers jeets and kikes. All run the fuck down. I hope putin or Kim Jong un nuke us.
>>537819723Fair. Florida still does feel shittier to me. Maybe because the population increase means all the construction is new, and new stuff sucks.
Depends where you're at. Northern is more redneck, Southeast more metropolitan and Spanish, Southwest more retired people. Middle is mostly swamp. Keys are more tourism or retired people. Florida is okay..it got expensive, not sure it makes sense to retire here anymore. The insurance rates are really bad if you're near the water. The summers are tough but doable (mothers day until mid October), the winters are nice but more crowded. It does feel more law and order, I grew up in Florida and went to school in Chicago and Boston and like here nobody is going to let niggers block a street that's just not on the table. I live in Miami Beach now and I hate all the gay pride slop, but the police are really good.
>>537819412Too much development destroying everything that was ever good about this state. I only live here to be close to my parents, but once they're gone I'm moving out of here and never looking back. The whole damn state is becoming one big parking lot shithole. I hate basically anyone and everyone who has moved down here within the past 10 years with few exceptions.
>>537819412>unbearable summer heat>dumb niggers running around>young whites doing meth>old whites slowly dying>overly aggressive cops>puerto-ricans breeding like rats>jews raising the price of rent to like 3 times it should be>gators chillin, gatorin'>occasional hurricane wipes out a village or two>people driving like fuckin' retards>lots of pictures of black palm trees and ocean shit on orange and purple backgrounds
>>537819412boomer degeneracy. for some reason kikes and boomers love that shithole. its an overrated humid tourist trap
>>537819412its hot rn. i feel like im gonna get heat stroke when i go outside>>537819464yea>>537820942pretty much. i havent had any issues with cops personally tho and honestly i dont think the driving is that bad, it's not great tho lol.
the most retarded things ive seen while driving is someone driving over the curb in a school zone to get around someone, and two people going like 140mph on the highway at night right past me when im half awake. also the roundabouts here, people do not know how to drive in them. there was also someone that dumped a bunch of rocks or some shite in the road and you literally had to go outside of the entire road to get around them and they were fucken huge it would damage your car if you didn't get completely off the highway
>>537819412I want to move to a liberal state and never come back
>>537819412When I first joined the navy the first place they sent me after boot camp was Pensacola. I partied fucking hard out there I was getting so drunk it was great and there was tons of college girls. I hurt my back in training and the doc gave me a bottle of muscle relaxers, went out to the bar with my boy and I traded some of my muscle relaxers for coke with some nigger in the men's bathroom of an Irish pub.Good times
Nothing. Stay out.
>>537819412genuine shithole, glad i moved out when i could
>>537819559Moved put after living there for 25 years and came to visit. Florida is by far worse than any state other than California. The sheer amount of huefags makes me sick but add in spics that don't speak even a sentence of english it becomes way worse. Like nowhere in the US other than Florida have I asked someone for help in a Publix or Walmart only for the spicy to bring up the Google translate app to tell me they don't know when the store closes or where an item is. Infuriating
>>537821916i actually think florida is fine to live in just shit to visit relative to some other places. like unless ur snorkeling or going to the everglades or something along those lines, it isnt going to be that interesting. if u just go to the beach and disney thats lame as fuck
>>537821916where did you move? i'm a florida native, now have a son, looking to get out
>>537819598This. It's a total shithole. Nuke us.
>>537819412Traitors, rattlesnakes, alligators>Look away, look away, look away, look away
Also I have no idea where to go and escape from this shithole.T. Central florida
>>537819412Fuck off we're full
I will live here for the rest of my life. I am a Florida man, no other place like it If you prefer rural or city you can move all around the state it's very different in each area
>>537823063Go anywhere larplord
Florida, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and Missouri are probably the 5 worst states in the country. Literally never met a pleasant or intelligent person from any of them. Full of worthless retards.
>>537819412Isn't there more jews in SoFlo than in NYC now?Lol, lmao even
i want to move to kentucky or tennessee but all my family is in the tampa bay areaoh well
>>537819412All kinds of toothless shit
>>537823185i feel like true rural doesn't really exist here. like you do have more rural areas but they are like 30 mins at most from urbanization. id probably move if it wasnt for family. i really liked alaska (i've been there multiple times including winter, not just "fantasizing" about it). north carolina is also up there for me
A whole lotta old people & pedophiles hang out here
>>537819531Jewish girls have the best boobs.
The panhandle and some parts of north - central are fine, Old South. All of south Florida from Orlando down is destroyed stick a fork in it.
Jewish space lazers
There's like 10 different cultures in Florida depending where you go. Rednecks in the panhandle, Jacksonville feels like a southern city, Miami is basically a latino country, Ft Lauderdale is a white/jewish city, Tampa is kind of a mix of everything, Naples and Sarasota are boomer meccas, Key West is just a chill place with a lot of degenerates. Deep inland Florida is also super redneck. If you are Peruvian you would love Miami except for the white Cubanos, they are extremely racist towards everyone except other white Cubans. They absolutely hate dark skinned people.
>>537822875Arkansas.
Meth
Lizards have a great time there
>>537819412Hot, humid. Huge beaches. Nice rich towns. Swamp with alligators in the middle. Boomers retire there. Periodically gets flushed by hurricanes coming from Gulf of Mexico.
>>537827376Gulf of America*
>>537819412Alligators fucking everywhere. I watched enough muttshitt on YouTube to know this.
>>537827617cringe maggot faggot
>>537827697brown handed nigger
>>537827743whiter than your black ass, faggot
>>537825183Every statistic shows that meth isn't particularly prevalent in FL at all. It's more of a thing out West and in the heartland. 99% of the time people go "lololol FL meth" it's some reddit cuck projecting same shit as people freaking out that FL is full of guns when in reality it ranks ~40 or 41 out of the 50 states in gun ownership, well behind woke shitholes like Minnesota. Obviously there's gun enthusiasts and outdoorsmen like anywhere else, but it's overall a high trust society and nobody going out to do errands or whatever worries about needing to be armed at all times or having their car broken into.>>537827617Nobody calls it that, or the gulf of mexico either for that matter. It's just The Gulf.
the heat, chemicals, humidity and white trash people everywhere make the place a cesspool of stupid ... rising oceans are already penetrating underground fresh water supplies ... the salty ocean air has set up many more towers for collapse ... as the stupid goes up the state grows more conservative
Billy thunderplap rapes gators and shits out snapping turtles,we're full FUCK OFF