PREPARE THE FLOOD SYSTEM!!!!
>>537822993Are we in the end of times?
>>537822993Chinks are controlling the weather for the Jews.
>Battle of the typhoonsWill this awaken Godzilla?
>>537822993>>537823273
>>5378229932 is standard for Japan
>>537822993imagine being japanesenot only do you have to learn two alphabets as well as chinese symbols, you have to learn latin letters on top of it.how the hell do they have time to learn anything else?
>>537822993Bullshit. Any confirmation from NOAA?
>>537823384NOAA doesn't cover Japan.https://www.jma.go.jp/bosai/map.html#6/33.744/142.516/&elem=root&typhoon=all&contents=typhoon&lang=en
Lets hope they shut down the nuclear power plants.
>>537822993It's just comfy stay at home watch a movie weather
>>537823467NOAA's infrastructure is global. They have the best technology and satellites. They're like the USGS with volcanoes and quakes.
>>537823564Okay but I don't see a product on the NHC site outside of the 50 US state areas
>>537822993Don't worry - the Japanese are good problem solvers.
>>537822993The Japanese are well prepared for typhoons and earthquakes.
>>537822993Rawlin for an earthquake while they hit
>>537822993Let them fight
>>537823590Makes sense. If this story happens, it could be really bad. That's a biblical deluge of water if true.
This, That. Is what ASIAN SISSIES get for even trying to IMPLY they are manlier than BROWN BRAZILIANS. EVEN THE WHITE MAN BENDS THE KNEE FOR BROWN MEN. S U B M I T S U B M I T S U B M I T S U B M I T
Maybe this guy (who claimed to be a Dialog member in the comments section, but then deleted that comment) is actually telling the truth.
>>537824115Whatever happens, keep your soul clean, and disregard materialism. You need to be ready to move to the next level as a child of God's universe.
>>537823273No, just everyone is fighting the semi-hot still coldish WW3 with environmental warfare weapons that "don't exist" right now; porbs because it's safer (and much more plausibly deniable) than just outright nuking atmospheres or hacking major [redacted], or obviously better than outright trying to invade some place and get caught in a stalemate conflict that weakens you). Just keep chipping away at an enemy nation with "natural disasters" and have them strike/intensify in such a way that they also take out key infrastructure/industries.Yes, you aren't part of some illegitimate breakaway shadow govt of your respective country, so you didn't get the message that such (probably) scripted conflict was potentially coming in the next few months, around the time that the Iran war started (and when (stupid) people in the cabinet and USA power structure started to openly be shopping around for and buying bunkers, without any care about how bad that would look (as a "why do I care what some pleb with no bunker, who will be mostly likely dead or up shit creek because they did get clued into what the WW3 plan is, thinks" type of thing)). Pretty sure its just going to be used to cull mass amounts of a country's population, and that all the governments of each respective nation are in on it, with there actually being little, if any, change of hands of regions. Seems like its all just being done to usher in the NWO and total enslavement; so your best bet as a normal human not part of some illegitimate shadow govt or part of some globalist conspiracy to enslave all and kill most of mankind, may just be to overthrow your respective government (if they are part of this overarching anti-human evil grand conspiracy), or, they're just going to impoverish, enslave, and murder you some day sooner than later (because they are anti-human psychopaths who are "lawfully" evil; and they have no qualms killing most of us, if it makes them 'rulers of the world' & 'gods').
>>537823339Alright.You got me.You win today but ill be back tomorrow for a rematch.
>>537822993Two earthquakes in tandem this week on Venezuela, they're 100% testing the limits of haarp-prime
>>537822993Well fortunately the predicted paths aren't going to hit any of the major cities
what did they mean by this?
>>537823972It's literally nothing. Typhoons are overhyped nothingburgers that occur every year and never live up to the hype.
>>537826035That's a lot of rain dude, can even Japanese drainage handle it? I know you guys are a moist climate, so I'll assume so.
>>537822993>Be Japan>support zionist terrorists and genocide>offer to make them weapons>Get hit by two typhoons simultaneouslyWhat did God mean by this?
when the fuck is a new tsunami going to hit? been dying for new tsunami footage
>>537826035Pretty sure I remember in 2019 good parts of Tokyo were flooded pretty bad. Friend's place there was basically a few feet from the waterline, and he lived in upper Sumida.
>>537824115>It will happen when the weather cools.>That's when they'll make their move.>The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.>They're trying to force God's hand.>Watch for these signs:>Three branches will become one.>An island will drift away.>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.>The star will gorge itself on clay.>Idols will speak and move about.>The black flag will fly above the dome.>The belly of the dragon will drip water.>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.>A rock will stand on seven hills.>The ravens will starve.>The bear will leave its cave forever.>The rod and the ring will strike.
>>537822993>TWO TYPHOONS>two venezuelan earthquakeswhat's next? two hurricanes in cuba?
>>537826330TWO SCOOPS
>>537822993i mean, the anime people are going to be okay right?
Okay, I wish the ruck
>>537823525Based. I’m a Florida anon so I can relate. Hurricane Ian sucked tho
>>537822993Tokyo has a pretty extensive flood system.Their tunnels look like the Mines of Moria.
>>537823354its not difficult when you are a high iq japanese person.
>>537826330Two volcano eruptions in Indonesia God willing
>>537823354They start as soon as they are born
SUFFAH YAAPAANSUFFAH BISHYOUR SEAT WILL BE R E C L I N E DECLINED
>>537824052>>537829545
>>537822993and hit by an earthquake this morningRabbit! (ラヴィット!) wasn't on an I'm pissed
>>537822993Based, Japan gets DPed
>>537823564>They're like the USGS with volcanoes and quakes.ACKCHEWALLY there are data sharing programs with USGS, they don't do all the monitoring globally themselves they just have deals with some countries. Not all quakes are shared with USGS either, only those deemed scientifically relevant.
>>537826330I'm betting on two earthquakes merging into one gigaquake in california
>>537822993Oh no a rainy day
>>537833833Evacuations are already happening.
>>537822993Rolling for nuclear meltdown across nip Island >>537823307Why would jews want to destroy a zog nation.
Typhoons are nothingburgers in Japan, only earthquakes are an issue.
>>537822993couldnt be coincidence...
>>537826035Hang on in there.
Japan stood out for Iran, Japan is getting the Iran treatment
i will fish all the pantsus out of the sea
>>537826035literally thismaybe once in 10 years do we get a real badass one
>>537823339lel
>>537822993they'll just cancel each other out
>>537826188Are you kidding me? The Japs don't fuck around on these things. They have the best drainage systems in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvikcj8A1Bw
>>5378232732nd shoa incoming.and its a good thing.
>>537823564NOAA is net superior to the USGS due to the reasons behind the creation of the two.NOAA was created in order to separate solar activity from soviet attacks.The reason ? Dudes didn't wanna nuke Moscow because of a solar flare (it would have been the ol' M.A.D. scenario)USGS is there in order to check on the tectonic and volcanic activity.If NOAA and USGS would merge, they would finally be able to corelate the solar activity with the tectonic activity>I'll have "What is Helioseismology?" for $50, Bob.
>>537826769Based
>>537822993All my goyim hate jewish niggas and their weather modification.
>>537822993> Leave the typhoons to me.
>>537822993these is payback for the yakuza jrock model who beat up those white guys the other day. rest in piss, sick man of asia
>>537823273>Are we in the end of times?the jews are
>>537822993Ganbatte, Nippon!>anime studios flooded stops making anime
>>537826330two genders
lol :)
>>537823887Apparently there was a massive one the other day but I slept through it even with the phone alertsTsunamis are scary though when you live by coast, that shit can fuck you up quick without quick access to higher ground
>>537823307If this was true Iran would of been a victory.
>>537826302>and he lived in upper Sumida.So, in the poors zone on the east side? Shocking.
>>537823273you know its bad when a jew ask this
>>537835349good job cutting off the graph just before the lines touch.
>>537822993Oy vey! We need to send Indians there for their renown cleanup abilities.
>>537822993I’m further down where the typhoons are already hittingliterally nothing is happening it’s raining. That’s it.I’m a little worried because the rain is making my cornflowers bend over. Are cornflowers OK to be bent over by the rain? I might lose a few blossoms, fuck this gay earth
>>537843187we can put them in the drainage tunnels and then weld bars over the drainage tunnels
>>537823564JMA has more accurate information within Japan. USGS/NOAA are good for global stuff but JMA has better info when the event occurs within Japanese territory
>>537823273We don’t know. What does your torah says about this?
>>537822993>Two bitches at the same time>Call 'em synchronized swimmers
>>537823273End of times for some, best of times for others you opened the boxwe came
>>537822993No problem.The typhoons are weak like Chinese military.
>>537823339>>537823354Two electric grids.
>check windfinder.comFucking nothingburgerTypical poltards overhyping stuff
>>537844099imagine being one of the homos in Tokyo running off of 50Hz AC powerdamn imagine your lights visibly flickering all the time, your fluorescent tubes visibly pulsing down the tube like the warp core on the enterprise50 hertz, god damn
OH GOD OH FUCK EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT FUJIIt’s shaking NOW
>>537844394FUUUUUUUIIIIICK
>>537844640MAX INTENSITY 6 minusthe water in my water bottle is shaking like a T-Rex is standing across the street trying to jack off with his tiny arms and getting really frustratedfuck am I gonna dsj
huh okay it stopped nowmagnitude 5.6anyway
>>537826330Brazil 2 : Japan 0
>>537823273
thank you niggers for your concern
>>537823467whoa, two whole tropical storms with their eyes 50 miles offshore? that's crazy man!
>>537826330two wolves
>>537842347this Bernd slept through math classes
>>537822993Tokyo prime minister will be lifted up by Typhoon Donald with the help of Typhoon Trump and be taken to America.
>>537844394had to get a fucking transformer because my coffee grinder couldn't start. also only 1500w max per outlet, jfc it's pathetic.
>>537822993
>>537822993fake newskysventusky.com select "wind speed"
>>537848422in theory your air conditioner outlet can provide a lot more than that, some of them are even 200Vin practice I’m not sure how they’re wired up and it’s probably not worth the effort to mess with them
>>537824696This lego today says it too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWdHchYX49UYou say, semi-hot still coldish. That spells lukewarm. Jesus spits those people out.
>>537844640https://earthquaketrack.com/r/near-s-coast-of-honshu-japan/recentHas the world's best storm water system ever faced 2 typhoons at same time before?
>>537852217It’s faced single typhoons that were much larger than these two typhoons combined so… yes?
>>537852419So both of them are moving too fast to drop that much rain? What's your local models predicted total rainfall in Tokyo?
>>537822993WTF man?! Japs can't catch a fuckin break man. Shit my nips. I hope you guys make it.
>>537823273Yes. Eternal sheol, and no mashia, no 2500 goyim for slaves, none of this sick shit. I bet isreal won't exist in 50 years, and you'll have returned to your eternal diaspora, from one expelation to another.
>>537844099>two 9s>two typhoons>two scoops!
>>537852505according to Windy, MSM model from Japanese meteorological agency estimates 100 mm of rainfall in Tokyo over the next 24 hours.Izu, Miura and Chiba could have up to 200 mm in some places. I think the main concern is landslides in those areas.
>>537823273>Are we in the end of times?No bro. Until aliens actually show up or an extinction-class asteroid hits, it's just a constant slow burn till we all boil from climate change.
>>537823767
>>537852971windy.com is showing nearly 300mm to fall in next 1-2 days that would break old 24hr record by over 3x... stay safe Japanese bro
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>>537823273The Japanese archipelago is "in the end of times" by default.
>>537823354>learn latin letters on top of itthey don't lol, that's the pointliterally use katakana for loanwords and sounding out foreign words in their own syllable alphabet.>go to japanese cafe>ask if they have oak milk in English>nani look>point to it on menu>"ooo oat-milkuuuu hai">....hailiterally said oatmilk in an almost parodical accent that i think she was trolling me
