oyvey this is an outrage, the oven comes with this feature for free
>>537824204>>537824921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
Wait until you find out about the toilet paper.
>>537824204Thinking you can trick god is the most Jewish thing ever
>>537825327Wait, their anus can't use the Tongue Nigger?
>>537825430>the Tongue Nigger™?FIFY
>>537825327What do you think a shabbos goy ACTUALLY does?
>>537824204Their YouTube video is absolutely unhinged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU
>>537827637oi fucking vey
>>537824204It's either that or employing a shabbat goy
>>537827873the absurdity will never be accepted by the masses
I am Jewish.
>>537827637holy fuck that's so retarded>god says we're not allowed to flick a switch on the sabbath we decided>but this doesnt count because a randomized light pulse flips the switch but only when this isolated piece of switch shaped plastic isn't in the way, so it doesn't countthat's so jewish. everyone who uses one of these is such a jew.
>>537827982The explicit purpose of much of Jewish behavior is to not be accepted, thus protecting the Jewish identity from assimilation.
>>537824204how does it work? do you put the foreskin in that little slot?
>>537824204>be jew>come up with retarded rule and say it's the word of God that cannot be disobeyed>realize how stupid the rule is and come up with ways to get around it without technically breaking itNo wonder many of them end up as schizos
>>537828086Israel literally means one who wrestles with god
>>537828029Did they even have switches to flick back then?
>>537828010My condolences.
>>537828029I kind of want one now.
>>537828148Thanks. It's not so bad. Foreskin latkes are pretty tasty and the free money is pretty good.
>>537828047do you not see how this is self deprecating?
>>537824204I bet the "Save $46/year in electricity" tag is the biggest selling point to the jews
>>537828029Have you heard of the eruv?>Certain things are forbidden outside my home>I want to do the forbidden things>If I tie a string around the entire city then the entire city counts as my home>Haha God will never know better
>>537828141no they probably just schizo imagined that some rule about not working on the sabbath applies to flicking light switches at some point for reasons only a jew could understand.
>>537828180I don't practice any of it
Can you afford not to buy with a bargain like that?
>>537828047Yes, and this is why we are always persecuted.
>>537828194yeah they're fucking retarded and somehow they think we're the subsentient goyims and not them
>>537828199It's because completing an electrical circuit is considered "building something" and therefore work.
>>537828359Do they wipe their asses on the sabbath?
>>537828194>travel to USA>travel to the outside of NYC>buy a ladder and scissors from the home depot>climb up the nearest pole>cut the stringy>all of the NYC tunnel jews get smited by the Wrath of God
>>537828397They are allowed to wipe but not to tear toilet paper. They have precut stuff.
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>>537828521If only it was that easy.
>>537828557That can't possibly be real.
>>537824204weird ass cult
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>>537828237Nobody knows you're a Jew unless you dress up and behave as one or tell them you are. If you have a Jewish name you can always change it and blend in perfectly with white people. I'm sure like a quarter of Poland has Jewish roots, many of them aren't even aware of it.
>>537828047what's wrong with motion detectors?
>>537827637Why do we let these vermin control us again?
>>537828793Idk, I'm not an expert but my guess would be that moving to trigger the motion detector could be interpreted as deliberate actions to turn the lights on and thus, starting a fire on the shabbat.Shabbat rules are very weird, like you're not allowed to walk on grass as you might rip blades of grass with your feet and that would count as reaping and thus working. There's also restrictions on how far from your home you're allowed to walk. It really is all very cringe.
>>537828958>you're not allowed to walk on grass as you might rip blades of grass with your feet and that would count as reaping and thus working.Are jews the ultimate NEETs?
>>537829077Only on Saturday
>>537828958>>537829077>>537829192Based! :DDD
