>jupiter looks like cat pukethese kikes of nasa unironically are having a blast laughing at the idiots that believe these things
>>537829551Space is fake and gay. Only complete morons believe in this shit.
>>537829551nice illiteracy faggot
>>537829591good luck with the Artemis mission cope. That moon landing is gonna be rough for you, you should probably start drinking now.
>>537829551MAI JEWWWWWWWWPETA DOESPACE NIGGAIT REALLLLLLLLLLLL AS SHITTRUS DA SCIENCE NIGGAYO WE SPAAAAAAAAACE CUHH
>>537829551I remember when flat earth started on /sci/ along with troll physics as a way to shit test people and see if they could actually prove scientific facts or they were just appeal to authority posers.
>>537829551It looks like some shit Picasso might produce back in the 1960s and insisting it is art.Or even his paint mixing board.
>>537829551That caption literally says that's Io and not Jupiter, retard.
>>537829551retard
>>537829551esl jeet retard
>>537829735/sci/ invented the bedford level experiements in 1870? And the subsequent court cases?
Jupiter threads are Ganymede threads
>>537829551I miss jawbreakers
>>537829832
How can Jupiter be volcanically active if it's just a ball of gas?
Wait until we see what earth really looks like from space. A deformed blob
>>537829551Herpes/leprosy planet
>>537829939Quality post. >glowies kill for this >glowies pursue a world that looks like Brazil and India but extends to spaceMust be weird being a glowie.
>>537829551>don't be a flerf, believe our imageslmao, lol
>>537829939Are people really so stupid they can't tell that this is like 1990s level CGI?
>>537833169The pic was supposedly from NASAs own archive as the anon said
>>537829551hey I'm from there, show some respect
>>537829835The big dirty secret is that ALL planets in our solar system further out than Earth are teeming with intelligent human(oid) life, but they all live underground where they are safe from solar radiation and can more efficiently harness their planetary cores for energy. Venus had life once upon a time.
The planets closest to jupiter are under heavy strain because of the immense tidal forces. As a result they have very active cores, misshapen surfaces, and stress fractures on the surface. Jupiter is a MONSTER, heavier than all the other planets combined. It could fit all the other planets inside itself. The magnetic field is enormous and powerful, so huge the trailing edges of it even touch Saturn. You couldn't even approach jupiter without instantly dying from the magnetic field. The gravity is enormous and powerful, the tidal forces are immense.It's speculated that Jupiter has so much pressure, that the entire inside of the planet is composed of an extremely exotic metallic-hydrogen, a substance which has never been observed and can only exist under enormous pressures. It could even be the entire body of jupiter is electrically conductive.Jupiter is absolutely fucking terrifying a fucking monster of a planet just a few AU from earth. Its behemoth gravity is the reason a planet never formed in the Asteroid belt, leaving it a chaotic region of anarchy instead. Even the thought of Jupiter is terrifying. Even a single cloud ripple on its surface is bigger than entire continents on earth. The great Red Spot is an immense storm that makes the hurricanes on earth look like a sunday breeze, larger than many earths in size
>>537833697>planets closest to jupiter*moons
>>537829551>illiterate memeflagI can't wait for the riveting discourse that shall flow from this OP's anus.
>>537832428the picture isn't of jupiter, it says it's Io a moon of jupiter
>>537829638>That moon landing is gonna be rough for youso you're saying the others were fake?
>>537833822I'm sorry for being a retard.
>>537833344And?
>>537829551the colors are "enhanced" (i.e faked) I'm guessing>>537829591you can see Jewpiter through a telescope, you know
>>537833876It is hidden in the pic and only gets visible when playing with saturation and contrastTry for yourself, this is exactly the same.Could be some high level trolling but who knows
>>537833925yes literally every image from Nasa is "treated"
>>537833861It's not your fault OP misled everyone with his dipshit post.
>>537833981This makes you feel like a super secret big boy spy man, huh? NASA does shit like this on purpose. It makes morons feel like it's more real if they win a scavenger hunt.
>>537829551>jupiter looks like cat pukeDid you even read what is in that picture?
>>537834062So how do you explain >>537829835The radio burst signal was real i supposeMember when they shut down the observatories in south America some years ago? Could be related to this
>>537833925>the colors are "enhanced" (i.e faked) I'm guessingyes like cheddar nigger man in bongland
>>537834113I didn't pick up any radio signal. Did you?
>>537834223Did you listen to radio signals?
>>537829551It’s Jupiters moon retard
>>537834279No and neither did you. You're listening to known liars. Don't believe anything you don't observe yourself.
>>537829551Io is the nigger of jovian moons. I prefer ganymede much less radioactive, there is a good underground ocean for water no nasty sulfur everywhere.
>>537829591I hate Turks
>>537829591You can literally watch Jupiter and its moon spin from a telescope with your own eyes
>>537830550Explain why this wouldn't work
>>537829551This is what my balls look like after sleeping with your mom.
>>537834484What does that get ya?
>>537834484How much IRL time does it take for the red spot to move from one side to the other?
>>537834484
>>537834529
>>537829551IO is the god of trannys
>>537829832yes
>>537829551We meme'd Clownworld into existence.
>>537834538Both europa and io have insane radiation levels due to being inside of jupiters van allen belts.If you land there you will die within minutes. Not good target for man exploration. Only moons that you can land in the Jovian system is Callisto and Ganymede
>>537829551
>>537834644source?
>they even highlighted itProof that most of /pol/ are tardbots.
>>537834674I have 5,000 hrs on kerbal space program and have made over 50 trips to the Jovian system in RSS/RO
>>537834737hmmmm, sound reliable but I doubt everything
>>537829551>jupiterthat's Io you illiterate fuck
>>537834796I lost over 9 kerbals trying to land on IO and Europa but i mostly just drop drones and probes there due to how dangerous it is.
>>537834523You ever used google maps?
>>537834644>within minutesmore like hours, I would guess. You wouldn't die in minutes even in Chernobyl after it exploded. Well, maybe if you put yourself near the reactor, idk
>>537834658damn, now I'm hungry
>>537834910They say the moon is made of cheese so get a bit of cheese for your chorizo
>>537834851I still don't trust you
>>537829551Kill yourself jeet.
>>537834896No Io is within minutes its literally the most radioactive place in the entire solar system at over 3,600+ Sv/day on the surface. Not even probes can survive.
>>537834959Not single person have successfully landed a probe on io because of how radioactive it is. The radiaction there literally shreds microcircuits apart its safe to say that Io is the most dangerous part of the solar system..
>>5378295511)There is no no point in lying about stuff like this because it doesn't have an effect on average person's life whatsoever2)You are a memeflaggot, so you are either ragebaiting, a shitskindian/kike, embarassed of your own retarded takes or all of the above.3) All memeflaggot threads get the sage option
>>537834644>>537834981I don't believe you two, so lets send all the jews and jeets there and find out.
>>537829551>*send a giftso did you send it?Could you please post a screenshot after the gift is sent? I can't read what happens with sulfur.
>>537829551Imagine still holding medieval peasant Earth centric beliefs. We probably will never get rid of right wing retards, huh?
>>537829939>entire post
>>537829551It says its one of Jupiters Moon's, not Jupter it self.
>>537835063>1)There is no no point in lying about stuff like this because it doesn't have an effect on average person's life whatsoeverSpace is nothing but a money laundering program
>>537835097Ptolemy was right
>>537835060that is because IO have flak towers and laser AA
>>537835180>>537835097Funny enough both Ptolemy and Copernicus observation of Venus suggest that it changed its orbit from irregular into stable quite recently
>>537835180>>537835097
>>537834981you're wrongradiation doesn't kill that fast. Radiation damages your DNA, so you can't recover. To kill you in minutes it would have to be so strong it would cook you like a microwave
>>537829551>I can't reeeeeeeeeeeeeeadpowerful illiteracy
>>537835304Nigga being on the surface of io is like being next to the elephants foot during Chernobyl. You will die in minutes you flesh will melt off your bones
Crying like a pussy because a moon looks like "cat puke" is brown coded. Caring about nerdy shit like space rockets is white coded.Space is a white thing. Leftists are desperate to undermine the fact it is predominantly white men accomplishing everything and space exploration is a particularly notable example and rod up their keister, all the schizos saying the moon landings were faked or "dude everything's an illusion bro" have fallen for one psyop or another.They are taking a leaf out of postmodernism, poststructuralism, critical theory and that line of thought, the idea that everything is subjective and objectivity is le bad, a facet of white supremacism (something actually taught by citical race theory). These people are anti-science because if you delve too deeply into science you start to look at race and IQ or the fact transwomen are not real women, you start to look at evolutionary psychology and the way advertisers and psyops manipulate people.
>>537835261All I know is that Galileo's Phases of Venus was completely wrong and doesn't support Kopernicus' model. But, both Ptolemy and Kopernicus' models are both correct depending on perspective.
>>537835365Saturn 1B that rocket doesnt even fly anymore its over 50 years obsolete
>>537835362You would just become super aryan
>>537835362 I jsut showed you that it's not the case. Elephant food wouldn't kill you in minutes even 30 years back, yet alone now. Sure, back then you would probably receive a lethal dose just by standing next to it for a dozen of minutes, but you wouldn't die for several days after.>inb4 but muh AIAI bases its calculations on the real data.
>>537835440>There are "people" who actually think Acute radiaction poisoning isnt real
>>537835362Chernobyl was fake and gay. Just like the nukes on Japan. People lived near Chernobyl and in Japan after the nukes with no increased levels of cancer.
>>537835479do you even read what I write?
>>537835487Not at 15,000 roentgens per hour you moron.
>>537835440Nah, I seen video of elephant smashing jeet in mere second using his feet. Mere seconds. you are fool thinking he would need more time.
>>537835538I'll take it all.
>>537835567
>>537835589I'm trying to get superpowers from your fake radiation.
>>537833697I could take that magnetic field
>>537835685Nah nigga you be dead.
This isn't bait. OP is a moron.
>>537835163I like to think of it in a positive way as it being a possible escape from this planet and away from fairy tale worshipping niggermonkeys
>>537829551>Jupiter's moon
>>537829835Who was Ganymede?
>>537834373>>537834223>>537834062why are you changing ips to reply like you are someone else
>>537835856You're here forever nigger.
>>537835365Leftists are almost universally pro space, if they object it's because they think we should spend money sorting out problems on earth before throwing resources into space, not because they don't believe in itI have never encountered a leftist who doesn't believe in the moon landing or general astronomical knowledge if they have opinions about it they're of the 'space exploration is imperialism/military industrial complex corruption
>>537835728NahI believe you about the radiation but there is no magnetic field that can dominate me
>>537836109All those charge particles trapped in jupiters magnetic fields would shred your cells you will be bleeding from every orifice in body.
>>537829835It would make a lot of sense that if Earth had prehistoric advanced civilizations there would be preserved space junk all over the solar system.
>>537836243We're the seventh advanced civilization on earth, the black knight satellite is what you're looking for.
>>537836243if you talk about humans possibly being from another planet originally, on /pol/, does the wrath of 50 pbtid attack you?
Earth is flatSpace is fakeAliens are demonsJews came up with all this shit to make you turn away from God
>>537836849what do the samurai know?
>>537829551>Jupiter>Ioyou were vaxed extensively as child, weren't you?
>>537829551Kek only something that looks that fake could possible be real
a bit more chutzpah and old jupie could have been a second sun
>>537837770Did you watch>2010 the year when we make contact?
>>537829551>>537829591>>537829605>>537829638>>537829648Fake Space Matters!!!It's wrong to believe space is fake! That's wrongthink!-300 goyim credit score!
https://x.com/OwenBenjamin/status/1743142672326639905
>>537835261>they wanted to be safe from earthlings
>>537833697
>>537834499The cost of air for the balls is too expensive
>>537830550>>537834499wouldnt work because its dangerous wrong think
>>537833697https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780834450254696.webm
>>537829551>jupiter>jupiter's moonOp confirmed 68 Iq.
>>537829551>retard grapples with the concept of an imaging sensor that records a wavelength other than the visible spectrum
>>537838871globecucks really have a difficult with this one they tell you that you can only look at the "real sun" using a certain filter combination
>>537829551Why does it look like Gleba?
>>537829551We killed too many animals by launching them to space where their brains overheated. No more
Io has sulfur and its ugly so what
A Bugatti Veyron at 268 mph, covering 484 million miles takes roughly 1.8 million hours, or about 206 years of non-stop driving to reach Jupiter. It would take 161,333,333.33 gallons of gas.
>>537829835>>537829939based
>>537833697Jarvis, check Jupiter early life section
>>537829551You believe jews have magic powers, without evidence.
>>537839118RIP Laika
>>537833697Jupiter's gravitational pull is the reason why we don't have asteroids hitting Earth constantly. It is the solar system's vacuum cleaner. You'd think churchoid would have more appreciation for that sort of thing so they can do the "GAWWWWD PUT IT THERE TO PROTECT US :D !" shtick. But instead they just claim space doesn't exist and that magic jewish wizards are real.
>>537839541Some of these guys survived 39 Gs of deceleration. Brutal
>>537839416Awesome video. Got more?
>>537838204Link no work
>>537829551Why would a moon be volcanic? The entire premise around a moon is that it has no atmosphere. No atmosphere, no molten rock
>>537829551That's not jupiter. It it a moon.It is very geologically active because it is very close to jupiter (which is very heavy).This is similar to the tides but internal.Results in a lot of friction heating and vulcanos.Probably stuff deposited on the surface through that.The yellow is sulfur type stuff?
>>537841347Why would you need an atmosphere for the underground to be active?
>>537841347You're a fucking retard my dude.
>>537829551That's one of Jupiter's many moons, Io. It's fascinating for its volcanic activity. Goddamn, you are a stupid midwit of a person.
>>537829757>Picasso>1960sYour reference sucks. That was the last decade of the man's life. I think more apt reference would be Cy Twombly. But you seem like a rather uneducated idiot.
>>537829551That looks CGI. Even AI can do better than that now
>gas giant in a total vacuumlmao!!!!
>>537834499The seal would cause too much friction? There was a person that conceived the idea of an air shaft put into the sea and instead of a seal like that and bottles, air just being blasted under cups which catch the air and then rises.
>>537834737>kerbal space programflying penis simulator program
>>537835304>Doesn't know about Jupiter's radiation levels.It's a gas giant almost big enough to become a star. You are trying to talk about forces you have never been exposed to or witnessed, and would be impossible to replicate on our planet.Flat earthers should be launched into space without any protection and forced to look back at the planet so in their last moments they can see they were stupid and wrong their entire lives before thwy depart into the void.
>>537829835Nice to see this posted again.Thanks for priming the discussion, anon.
>>537835060Sounds like there's enough energy there in the atmosphere to support some sort of lif that can feed off/utilize it.
>>537829638>moon landingLol. Lmao even.We will see faggot
>>537838204Link doesn't work.
>>537839843Yet every asteroid only adds to its mass.
>>537829551>1pbtid
>>537829551Looks like my anus
