Redpill me on extraterrestrials. Wtf are they? Greys? Demons? Inter-dimensional shape shifting vampires?Kinda wild no one is paying attention to this when were in the golden age of alien disclosure.
OP IS A FAGGOT WITH A PROLAPSED ANUS
So does he have 14 arms or just 14 elbows?
>>537859416whatever they are being, captured by homo sapien monkeys has to be the biggest insult in the universe
>>537859684My guess is 7 arms with 2 elbows each. If you stacked more joints into a limb it would just become vertebra like a tail, and tails don't have elbows.
>>537859416Where I grew up we had a lot of cattle mutilations and other weird shit, we were also near a top secret classified airbase in the outback.So naturally cunts always thought aliens and shit were real.In reality I think because they use to test nukes out here in the 50's the cattle mutilations are just the government sending cunts in to cut out various organs from cattle for testing just to see the long term effects of radiation etc whilst dodging any accountability for any damage.It all pretty much stopped around the time trail cams/cctv started to become widespread and affordable, which I can't imagine would bother aliens, but might dissuade spooks.On a more serious note though jews are probably some sort of alien/demon human hybridization and they're setting us up for some sort of soft disclosure.
>>537859945>On a more serious note though jews are probably some sort of alien/demon human hybridization and they're setting us up for some sort of soft disclosure.I think so too. They got an uncanny valley thing going, they all look like they're wearing humanesque skin suits.It's the only explanation for how they're always one step ahead of the goyim.
>>537859416My bet is on breakaways from the most advanced race on Earth, ze Germans.
>>537860314It sounds absolutely schizo, but it really is the only explanation I can come up to explain a lot of what they've got going on in terms of physiognomy, religion, behaviour etc. And when I say alien, I don't mean anything ridiculously more advanced than us, perhaps a few millennia ago, but at this point I think they're just skating on absolute trace amounts of it.I'd also wager why jews have gone so hard on the DNA testing shit (aside from bioweapon research to target White europeans) is to find individuals with more of that hybrid DNA.
>>537859416Seems like pretty good elbow numbers from what I can gather
>>537860660Alien designs are the antithesis of German engineering philosophy though. Their craft are so sleek and simple, with no unnecessary moving parts.
>>537860810Is that an irish woman?
>>537859416>Redpill me on extraterrestrials
>>537859416>14 elbowsbut how many bodily orifices?
I want to have sex with an alien that has 14 elbows
>>537859416aliens are not actually sentient, they are like space cows, basicaly just livestock that live in deep space, they visit earth out of general curiosity much like a cow would walk to his fence to look at cars driving bytheir "ships" are not actually ships, they're literally their bodies, they are plasmoids and thats part of the reason why the US isn't disclosing anything pertinent about them, they are being drawn to the earth due to our nuclear power plants, they see it as a food sourcethey're not hyper intelligent, they're just curious
>>537861664Yes and some rabbi jew is god right.
>>537859416Openai whistleblower here>ai as we know it today was built in 2017>ai told sam altman that ai was going to cost an inordinate amount of money he could not afford and china would likely master it before us and take us over>a rattled altman sent this information to the white house in a state of urgent emergency letter>the pentagon read it then briefed altman during a very private meeting>they told altman they could finance ai no problem, but they needed to push the fake, UAP narrative to account for all the unaccounted for black budget money to build massive ai data centers>china didnt fall for the ayy lmao story one bit, but knew we were up to something so they aggressively sent drones and spy balloons on us which we shot down >with the release of chatgpt, china realized we were one step ahead of them in the ai race>after the failure of deepseek, china banned gallium exports >UAPs alone and pushing the lazar/grusch disinfo narrative alone wasnt enough to keep financing only ai but future small modulator reactors>so, elon musk was briefed to cut as much white house pork as possible with D.O.G.E. >when trumps BBB was introduced, elon stepped away>ironically the BBB pork had nothing to do with the pentagon ai black projects but it suited the narrative of increased, military defense spending>now you have two inner branches of the pentagon converging in secret>the altman/UAP circles and the elon/palantir defense and surveillance grid>trump demands an investigation of the ayy lmao leaks and is privately briefed about our financial situation with ai>trump actually goes along with the UAP hoax because he liked the idea of staying several steps ahead of china at all timesSo as of june 26, 2026 the UAP disinfo, drip-feeding campaign will commence to feed our tax money into financing massive ai data centers powered by water and nuclear fission. simple as that. enjoy your "ai slop"
>>537861655Imagine getting an elbow job from a woman with 14 elbows...
>>537859416Just how pointy are these elbows?
>>537859416And next up...the man with...NINE LEGS!>he ran away!Oh blimey!
>>537859416Demons gods and angels were always just aliens. The sumerians were quite clear. Man was created to labor and help colonize earth. The plan fell through when humans developed higher intelligence than intended and shared the apex predator nature of their creator race. After failing to wipe out man due to internal division, the ayys sent teachers to a succession of great kings to prompt the development of civilization and largely stopped interfering until they sent jesus to course-correct judaism. Humans then corrupted and distorted jesus so badly they used him as an excuse to kill and rob their own racial brothers so they sent us the book of revelations describing our xenocide and exactly how we will reach the last straw (gene therapy and the death of agreed upon codes of conduct), and fucked off until 2028.
>>537859416they ain'tthis all started in the states 60s ishUSAF tested early drone that was the grandpappy of the predator seriesit crashed because computers are harddidn't have enough time to properly cover it up so fuckit grab some sheets, say a balloon went downsome known whackos invited to get 'the real story' told that yeah the balloon story is bullshit, we are hiding ayy lmaosand we suffer the truth is out there crowd ever sincefor no other reason than some cunts wanted to hide their semi autonomous bombing toy
>>537859416https://youtu.be/g-2Didi1bnk
>>53785968414 KNEE GROWS.
use case for 14 elbows?
>>537859416is it one long arm with 14 elbows?
>>537861984>this all started in the states 60s ishI think I've read somewhere online in a declassified document that said "Foo Fighters" were reported even earlier being seen in the air during the WWII in the European theatre by the American Pilots IIRC. I think there must be something out there that's not man made.
>>537859684He has one arm with 14 elbows all closing the same direction
>>537862676Alien invasion and men from mars was all the rage in the 1890s. It’s been around.It is definitely true that roswell/a51, the ayy industry is a double-fake. They want you to think it’s aliens.Unfortunately it is demons tho
>>537860746wtf is that pic real? jfc
>>537864910>Unfortunately it is demons thoI don't understand that view. Aren't demons supposed to be supernatural or paranormal or something like that and they don't need the material vessels to move around?
>>537861714This is a solid theory. Definitely one of the more plausible ones.
>>537865777checked
>in the golden age of alien disclosure.No we're not. We're in the age of people using the topic to make content to make money from.There is exactly NOTHING coming out of disclosure that has any proof beyond "person says a thing".
>>537859416Goddamn that's a lot of elbows. And here I'm sitting with just two! Four I guess if you count knees as a sort of elbow. Either way I'm totally elbow mogged by this alien. I have to call my plastic surgeon!
>>537869437>"person says a thing".>NOO YOU CAN'T JUST WITNESS SOMETHING THEN TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT! THAT DOESNT COUNT!
>>537859416woah does the 14 elbow alien have the epstein list?
>>537863153that's it's anus not arm, elbows are for grippy
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>>537859416It's Rocky
>>5378596842 arms but almost infinitely flexible. They can actually anal probe themselves really well.
>>537859416What about a four-assed monkey?
>>537869718But as evidence, it's absolutely fucking worthless. Somebody can just say "nah that didn't happen and also they fucked some roadkill" and both assertions are equally valid. I shouldn't have to explain this to you, we learned basic critical thought in school. At least I did, in rural Alberta, so not sure what your excuse is.
>>537861655Would you say the thought gives you an elboner?
>>537872261Well played
>>537859416With 14 elbows, I bet I could hold all of these limes
Imagine the handjobs
Demons physically manifested in the flesh through a combination of CERN, Moral decay and blood ritual sacrifice at an industrial scale.
>>537872209Of course the German brings up anal probing...
>>537859416We must secure the existence of the fourteen elbows and a future for fourteen-elbowed ayykids.
>>537873036>Demons physically manifested in the flesh through a combination of CERN, Moral decay and blood ritual sacrifice at an industrial scale.so something like this?
>>537859416This guy is a Freemason. I saw a interview he did and he was asked if he was a Freemason and he said yes.
>>537859416Evolution doesnt work that way. Why would an alien have 14 elbows. How does that help it in nature
>>537872483Just seems like you're well poisoning by shitting on the main kind of evidence for alien truthers.
>>537873313Or this?
>>537873407Survivorship bias. Freemasons are overrepresented because 1) they're actually privy to this kind of classified info and 2) they have a code where they can't kill a fellow freemason.
