Bongs how are you holding up?
>>537864375It's actually really pleasant right now. About 26c nice breeze. Sitting in my garden having a beer. People really did get a bit silly over a few days heatwave which happens every year.
>>537864375Who cares?They're dead to meTheyre dead inside, worthless slaves to shitskins nowI used to care about them Watch, one will say, whattabout your country" kek
>>537864475You should slam some meth. I knew an ex tweeker who said he'd have to slam in the shower because when he'd shoot he'd immediately nut. After that he'd be high for ten days. Sounds crazy
>>537864375>Howdy partner, have you got yer gaymin licence? BANG BANG BANG
>>537864475He meant with your country collapsing you dumb fuck.Im kidding he meant the weather kek
>>537864375What is that wimbly wombly toimey woimey contraption supposed to be?
>>537864566Just don't live in faggot blue states ez peezee
>>537864375How the fuck did they get a hold of a pigeon spikes license? Lucky bastards.
>>537864595I mean I live in a quiet 99% white village with a post office and where fast food outlets are banned so you talking to me about the country collapsing is like me thinking America is collapsing because of troons rioting in Portland or something. London isn't really representative of England.
>>537864375So what happens if you buy a key to unlock these yourself? Or just cut the wire?Do your neighboUrs snitch on you and some muzzie copper comes around to issue you a citation?Not to mention that opening a window does fuckall when it's 40C outside lmao.Bongniggers cannot into AC technology.
>>537864595you're in every bong thread trying to bait them and you never get a single youyou embarrass me
>>537864595You lost another war to an isolated backwards shithole.
>>537864636>just dont live in the most profitable state in the US, or the capital, or the island paradise, or these other ones
>>537864595>He meant with your country collapsing you dumb fuck.You're literally a minority in your own country lmao.
>>537864660this shit is insane kek
>>537864612A child lock.
>>537864375why dont they let you open the window?
>>537864996It costs extra
>>537864996something about babies falling out or some gay shit like that
>>537864660lmao
>>537864996because he's a child
>>537864660say 'obviously' again motherfucker i dare you
>>537864928imagine a grill like this exists
>>537864851california is the most miserable state to live int. californian
>>537864559huh that's different
>>537865305what kind of faggot wants to nut junkie
>>537864375not allowed to have ACnot allowed to open windowsBrits, why do you tolerate this bullshit?oh, yeah, that's right... no second amendment.
>>537865410>goes outside>gets shot
>>537865410we can have ac its just pointlesswindow locks are for hotels and council houses
>>537865508I walked about a mile to the store today.... still here.>>537865707>we can have ac its just pointlessRemoving heat from your house isn't pointless.>window locks are for hotels and council houseswhy are they there at all?
>>537864996Possibly a guest house or b&b who have to abide by a million regulations to avoid responsibility if one of their guests dies of their own sheer stupidity whilst staying there.
>>537865508Just return fire, pussy.
>>537864534>watch, one of them will btfo me by pointing out my flagrant hypocrisy and I deserve itWoah, crazy prediction!!!
>>537864375the heatwave is over, its 24 degrees. change your tampon bitch.
>>537864375Breddy gudI live in a house older than your country with stone walls thicker than your president.
>>537865214That’s Lilly Allen, the Slag Supreme. Absolutely would bounce her off the headboard and only slightly regret it.
>>537864851Texas is better than all of those shit states. Also, Washington the state(that's what they're talking about) isn't the fucking capital. Our gdp is better than your entire country.
>>537866563Funny I live on 40 acres. Enough room for all sorts of shenanigans.
>>537864566Thank god I dont live in a democrat shithole
>>537865508Those are just ventilation holes to keep you cool in the hot weather
>>537864375hope they all perish.
>>537867205Why are British men so violent
>>537864566now that I think about it, outlets in the eu can produce double the power of most of the ones in the uswhy doesn't your government push for more cucked outlets
>>537864375if most of British people are from Desert countries, how is the heat wave affecting them at all?
>>537865776>>window locks are for hotels and council houses>why are they there at all?Guess the chavs are too stupid not to tumble out open windows to their deaths.
Not sure what's worse - a roasting Bong with AC banned and a window cracked a few mm (Got an open window loicense M8?) OR being a Kraut frozen to a popsicle huddled around pic at arctic temperatures.
>>537864566>power consumption regulations wtf, I didn’t even know that was a thing.
>>537865410At least theyre allowed to have windows now. In the 1800s they had a window tax that forced all the poorbongs to brick up their windows
>>537869537In b&b/hotels that have these they don't give you the keys for the lock but if you have them in your home you get the keys.
>>537864996The entire island is prison
>>537865410Also, not allowed to vote for a king nor allowed to vote for a prime minister. Total cuckolds.
>Bongs how are you holding up?Enjoying my air conditioning. Made boomers seethe at work when I told them I have air conditioning.
>>537869823Posh cunt
>>537869823>Enjoying my air conditioningYou American now. Congrats, you evolved.
>>537864996>>537869757UK and Goystralia are prison islands
>>537869868It cost me £400 and costs 12p an hour to run. Stop being poor.
>>537864375Do pigeons really need a loicense to land on window sills in the UK?
>>537864660The future of europe.
>>537870116I think it's to keep niggers from climbing in to steal, hence the gov's natural aversion to said spikes.
>>537870082>Paying for air
>>537864660I swear this guy does skits
>>537870023True
>>537864375>too poor for AC>too poor to buy real meat, have to sustain yourself on pigeon jerky instead
>>537864475based backyard beer enjoyer
>>537870255It’s free
>>537870506Bruh, pigeon pie is actually kind of good. Just dont make the mistake of drinking bong beer with it, those fuckers really dont know shit about beer.
>>537865776>having your air be 'conditioned' This is despotism and tyranny
>>537865707>we can have ac???
>>537865508???
>>537871618>you cant have air conditioning because a jew says soed milliband is a criminal
