If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handyNow its time for the possum lodge oath.
>>537871723I used to watch these guys with my mom she thought they were great.
>>537871723Im like sort of handy and sort of handsome so women only sort of like me
QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORATATI
Oh look leaf boomer slop, cheap gags and le duct tape fixes everything amirite?
What if I'm neither, and lazy as well. Rope?
>>537872110simpler times that's for sure.
This type of Canadian is going extinct.
>>537873992that's the only "type" of canadian that i know of.
>>537871723>>537871934red green is the demiurge, the great architect of possum lodge. but so is harold (homonym of herlad, as in one who speaks for a king), who controls reality from his little board strapped over his shoulder. this is a reference to the kabbalistic concept of God being dual, a "large face" and a "small face". one rules in the heavens, the other on earth. this is the well meaning doofus version of the demiurge, where he isn't evil, just kind of a retard. the lodge is also a masonic reference, as is the possum, who plays dead and comes back to life, like jesus. there are also 2 canoes to stand in for the pillars jachin and boaz. jachin and boaz often have globes on the tops, one representing thhe heavens, the other the earth, just like the 2 faces. the pic is designed like a masonic tracing board.the first gesture of the oath is the masonic sign of distress
>>537874601this gesture is known in thelema as the sign of osiris risen
>>537874678forgot pic
>>537874730here's crowley doing the same gesture, without the possum face
>>537874601very neat.
>>537874989yeah, once you figure it out, just about everything has these types of symbolsalex is the demiurge, with his codpeice taking the place of a masonic apron. he is flanked by two female statues, a reference to the cehrubim statues in solomon's temple. the gods drinking milk is a common one, it comes from hinduism, maybe from other places too. but amrit is the food or milk of the gods, also called soma. chigur is also a demiurge dairy boy.you often see the villain in between two pillars, at any rate. also masons on youtube often have things arranged like this. two ferns on either side, two flags, two bookcases, you get the idea. the whole thing will just look "staged", a very meticulous placement of objects in the background
>>537874766>crowlygay faggot pseud
>>537876077yes, possibly the gayestwe may never know
>>537876011wow, you really put a lot of thought into this
sup bros
>>537876160too much thought probablyhere, have a jewy demiurge from the raccoonshttps://youtu.be/WbkAiRV3m38they had to invent a whole new animal to make it jewy enough
>>537874601HIS FUCKING SHIRT IS CHECKED FLANNEL GOD FUCKING DAMNITWHY ARE YOU RIGHTI CAN'T EVEN HAVE A STUPID SHOW ABOUT CANADIAN REDNECKS JESUS CHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>537876363it's the whole industry
>>537876011bro thats just Kubrick doing like Kubrick do
>>537874601>>537874678>>537874730>>537874766>another fond 'program' from my youth is once again exposed to be just head-nodding wink-wink satanic bullshit really just meant to make the public and viewer ultimately worse off.... God damn it.It's literally just all masons, secrets society pawns, and secret oath makers, in literally every single position of power, influence, and public face; isn't it?Pretty much anyone who's ever been on the TV beyond the local access, is beholden to and taking top-down orders from some grand-spanning evil network of generational psychopaths bent on destroying mankind and natural order for some delusional anti-human agenda and 'secret' mass culling chips-in-heads enslavement endgame; and the only way out of this as a species, is to just literally hunt them all down and ignore anything they say in protest shortly before [redacted] them; isn't it....Welp, guess if they didn't want that happening to them, they shouldn't have joined in on the conspiracy and taken up the cause.
>>537871723I used to have a car just like the one they worked on for gull wing doors.
>>537871723Im a carpenter and being married is a curse. My wife thinks I can just build anything on my day off.
>>537876478sit there and tell me hal isn't the demiurge. he is often represented as an artificial intelligence. the demiurge is said to have soul bit not spirit, which is where i think they're going, but not sure. nevertheless, every ai in the movies is God. dave (jesus is the son of dave or king david) becomes the star child. there is a templar cross on the little pod. when he's in the weird french bedroom, he sits down to eat, and the tablecloth is modelled after a masonic apron. he gets to the 3rd degree, "dies", and is reborn, like jesus.in the shining, jack torrance is the small face, the overlook hotel (it overlooks, like an all seeing eye) is the large face. it tells him what to do, like the shadow orders around zorg in 5th element. torrance is a homphone of torrents, as in flood, like the flood God caused. his kid is jesus, with the special powers. black janitor man is john the baptist, who dies before jesus. this also relates to the osiris/horus relationship, where occultists equate jesus with horus and jonny bap with osiris. jack is also an author, as in he writes the story. the terrorized wife is the nation of israel, often referred to as God's unfaithful wife in scripture. same as in falling down. this is why kubrick was so meticuloushere is a great in depth piece on eyes wide shut, which is a dramatization of an earlier novel, which is based on the 33 degrees of scottish rite masonry. each scene shows a degree.https://33degreesofeyeswideshut.wordpress.com/you can learn a ton from this.
>>537876267What is this from
>>537877207iirc its from a 80s cartoon called 'the racoons'
>>537876569not to defend them, but their beliefs are mostly based on gnostic christianity. but so is protestantism, which is why so many proddies are masons. it was essentially the armed wing of the protestant movement. there were other more purpose-driven lodges like the loyal orange lodge which basically ran canada for a long timehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Order_in_Canadaso they are basically esoteric anglicans, where God is evil or at least punishing, and jesus is the nice one who came to save us from his wrath.you can see that luther himself used rosicrucian imagery, an occult group that was also a forerunner of the masons.https://dee864df53b3095de855-a397a52e76b39e5293b9c50c827d22ad.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/Rosicrucian-Ritual.pdfhttps://f5db1a33c5d48483c689-1033844f9683e62055e615f7d9cc8875.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/Behold%20the%20Sign%20-%20Ralph%20M.%20Lewis.pdfa little light reading on the rosicrucians btw guns n roses's album cover for appetite for destruction is based on the rose cross, with their heads in the place of other symbolshttps://youtu.be/e3EQ0xP50u0>>537877207a kids show called the raccoons. the 3 raccoons represented isis, osiris and horusthe bad guy is cyril sneer, but the son rebels against him all the time to help the coonsin gnosticism there is a figure called sabaoth,a son of the demiurge, who usurps him. this is similar to jupiter usurping saturn.
>>537873992Because of the kike to his left
>>537876569>>537874601You guys just don't get it. Haven't you ever read Dune (past the first three books)? The human race (even those of the "superior" races) is already in complete degeneration. This minor, hidden culling and opposition to the good and the natural order is not nearly enough to counteract the slow but steady accumulation of detrimental mutations as we continue to promote retardation and degeneracy instead of culling.
>>537871723The fuck is this? Looks and sounds comfy.
>>537877323In this reality, the coons fight the jews.
>>537877347here's a golden dawn version
>>537877467Red Green
>>537871723women are retardedreal men don't care what they like
>>537877467Canada's last gift to the world
>>537871723Has the oath been updates to include references to pajeets and woodchippers?
>>537876267I thought they were supposed to be anteaters
>>537880035haha yeah that makes sense, not too many of those in canadian forests, though. i just looked it up, they're aardvarks. so south african jews. they probably cheer for the springboks, the cunts.here's another rare demiurge. he's even got the nose and little hat, black and white motif. punishes sinners, the usual.
I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.
>>537880244everyone's favourite space jewsagain, a large and small face>In Kabbalah, the Greater Countenance (Arich Anpin) and Lesser Countenance (Zeir Anpin) are divine personae (partzufim) representing different aspects of God's manifestation. Arich Anpin, meaning "Long Face" or "Extended Countenance," corresponds to the sephirah Keter (Will) and embodies infinite patience, mercy, and the concealed divine essence. >Zeir Anpin, meaning "Small Face" or "Lesser Countenance," comprises the six emotional sephirot (Chesed, Gevurah, Tiferet, Netzach, Hod, Yesod) and represents the revealed, active face of God in creation. While Arich Anpin is the macroscopic source of divine will, Zeir Anpin is the microscopic manifestation through which divine attributes interact with the world, often referred to as the "Holy One Blessed Be He."
>>537871723Was the Nature Nut popular in Canada?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9v-Pc5qTE
>>537877416Dune is a boring piece of shit and the shows are even worse.
>>537871723Red is legit the closest thing I had to a father figure
>>537880380we had hinterland who's whohttps://youtu.be/H-aoWSpFor0
>>537872110>Thinking it was only the leafs that had these Burt's bees handymen, skulking around anywhere where nature and civilization junction, all of them in plaid
>>537871723>be me>NEAT>year is 2007>parents are rich so have $$$>buy a Sony Trinitron 34" HDTV>buy an HD antennae>get this show and Mythbusters and many other good shows in HD for free>drink beers, browse the 'chan and shittpost on GameFAQs for hours each nightI miss it, bros.
Was this a jab at the Rothchilds?
>>537871723More like a bernie sanders version of gavin gruesome.
>>537871723miss those guys
>>537871723Right on a Friday night too. I used to live in a nice town in Iowa. We’d watch the Red Green funding drives with glee as Iowa was always a huge Red Green hotspot. It’s too bad what happened to Canada and most of the American Midwest. >Bye bye Miss American pie,>Canada’s been jeeted>And I don’t know why>The good Ol’ boys >were takin meth and fent >singing this’ll be the day I get bent
>>537871723Of all the DVD marathons I enjoy from time to time, these are the best, by far.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RcRX4WsNU
>>537883323Me too brother. Hope you have a comfy night ol buddy.
>>537871723Nothing wrong with using tools, learning skills, having a natural work ethic... But being a 'good goy tool " "muh proud work ethic" and Do-pidity is nothing to be "proud" of and that's why there are a lot of assholes and cringe "TRAD' women when it comes to that, that can make a man walk away, AnonThe " gym bro" culture compared to exercising alone is another example, NPCs that want to use others can be toxic to a pointBe handy but not a "tool" to others or women in my opinion, but to each their own
>NEWWWWWWW DAY>IT"S A BRAND NEW START
>>537872110Oh wow you looked it up on wikipedia. You're badass
>>537876880Tell her nothing's free, so she better suck and swallow every day if she wants you to do her pet projects. Also no taking the penis out of her mouth during cumming either, she's gotta keep going during and post nut like a whore.
>>537874601Canadian? I thought you were British.
>>537885444Checked and based
>>537876011
>>537880361You'd have a field day with comics.
>>537877351hes not a jew you retarded fucking gayper
>>537874601Bullet holes for turning left.> BasedOnly fags turn left
>>537873992Steve Smith is a Toronto libtard who would probably hate any actual Northern Ontarian he plays if he actually spent time around them.
>>537873992>is going