I’m literally in tears..
>pilgrimage to a gas station convenience storedo americans really?
>>537881680Now look the beef jerky at the deli counter seems expensive a 18 dollars for a half pound put its actually competitively priced as all beef jerky is very expensive.That's just the jerky game.It's fresh and good.
>>537881809I am European SaarI am just simply amaze at America gas station!I have so much respect now for President trump and israel
>>537881912Lol
>>537881809You jeets journeys around the world to timmy horton's. And then proceeded to shitify it.
>>537881809We are in decline after all.
>>537881680I'm not from an area with these things. Why do people like them so much?
>>537881809It's called an embassy, jackass.
>>537881809Their restrooms are really clean, and I hate to admit but their goy slop is really good too.
>>537881912I am american, the closest buc-breakers is over 1000 miles away, please bestow upon me what I am missing.
>>537881680
>>537881680>>537881809Welcome to Agartha, brother. Buc-eeborea is real.
The concept of buccees is literally just>what if a gas station wasn't owned by indiansand it's an American Icon. Ppl plan their trips and vacations around it lul
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>>537882123You just don’t get it…
>>537881839$18 for 8oz of good beef jerky is a good price. Shitty Jack Links is like $10 for 3oz
>>537882103I feel like the Bucee's food/clean bathroom/diarrhea loop is almost impossible to break out of once you're caught in it
>>537882640For me it’s the XXL beef brisket sandwich for $8 and the banana pudding that’s only $4.
>>537882735>Diarrhea You what? Never has any of my close relatives experienced this, and we plan our car trips around them due to how clean they are, and how good the food is.
I'll take a Brisket Burger and a Dr. Pepper.
>>537882423>walk in go pee2 PULLED PORK SANDWICHES A BAG OF ELK JERKY 2 BANG SOUR ROPES A NEW COLUMBIA PFG BALL CAP AND A PACK OF SALEM LIGHTS. OH AND THIS NEAT GERBER KNIFE THROW IN SOME BEAVER NUTS GOTTA HAVE THOESE HABA THANKS!>$286.76HAHA OK THANKS YOU TOO MAIM
>>537882978LOL CAUSE THE ECONOMY AND PLANET IS FUCKED LOL I GET IT
>>537882961>go to nz>order brisket burger>think it will be brisket on a burger>no, its a fucking brisket sandwich on a bundisappoint
I wish i was born in Uncle's Sam land.
>>537881809You wouldn't understand if you've never been to one
>>537881809>a gas station convenience storeIt's so much more than that. You don't even know.
>>537881809Yes.
>>537882961That looks great
Inshallah brother
>>537882961
>>537883242May Allah(pbuh) guide us into the correct isles
>>537881680I don't understand.
>>537882961>I'll take a Brisket Burger and a Dr. Pepper.based and red pilled.What could be better? Brisket Burger and a beer. Better still? Crush the jews, See them driven before you, hear the kvetching of their women.
>>537881680Woohoo congrats dude :D
>>537881680Ok, satisfy my curiosity /pol/. Why do I keep seeing threads about this fucking store? Have they done something politically relevant recently or is this just some brand shilling campaign?
>>537881680I pass one of these every morning going to work. Cheapest gas around.
>>537881680Meet me in stall 38 for a mean bj!
>>537881680Which one are you?
>have to drive to houston>see a bucees>"oh it's the beaver store that you see in clothes and stickers everywhere in mexico somehow">want to try those famous sandwiches and snacks actually>it's a smaller buc-ees with no fresh food>there is another one on the road>same thing>there is a bigger one>it's late and all the fresh food spots are closedAt least the cinnamon pecans were good.
>>537881680that looks like a small boosies
>>537883552Europeans visiting America experienced freedom for the first time.
>>537883676holy kino
>>537883552It's basically a giant gas (petrol) station with 200-300 fuel pumps and a giant store in the middle with souvenirs and all kinds of food like rock candy, BBQ sandwiches, roast beef, fudge cookies, etcProbably online marketing campaign. Each location has like 50 billboards on the interstate advertising the freaking place that it makes you go crazy. It's just heavily marketed and hyped.
>>537883676>>537883910Idk why that video is trimmed like that, here's the full size vid
>>537882961with a side order of Freedom Fries.
>>537881680Glory be his name! Buc-ee!!
>>537882922There is nothing you can buy that wouldn't be near instant diarrhea. I thought that was the whole point?
>>537881680Any east coast oldfags remember South of the Border on I-95?
>>537881680Finally made what? Got a sloppy toppy glow job from Lujan?
>>537881680The Buc stop's here.
>>537884434You're not that guy
>>537881839I'd like to know more about the jerky game. Say what you know, fren.
>>537882961That actually looks pretty good.
>>537883676Throwing themselves into oblivion
>>537883676That was pretty depressing to watch. Ngl
>>537881680You found civilization in a world full of trash, niggotry, and shitty food. Welcome!
>>537881680Buc-ee’s fans are the cringiest lamest most embarrassing Americans.
>>537881809Sorry your own national icons have been ruined, bro. Seriously and truly sorry.
>>537884289My grandmother used to winter in Florida and I'd drive her car down for her and fly back. Always got some sketchy fireworks here.
>>537883995I see. So it's like your Welcome Break/Moto (but bigger, because burgerland) and it's developed a cult following? Stranger things have happened I guess. I quite like motorway services myself, although I couldn't really say why. There is something slightly comfy about them.
>>537883824there's no freedom dumb mutt, we are controlled by kikes
They're building one in my city. Better sell now before Buccees destroys my property value
>>537882847They used to have a "walking taco burrito" and it was amazingly good and bad at the same time. It had hot dogs, chili, Fritos, jalapeños, and a whole bunch more shit.
>>537884289Fuck yeah the sombrero tower elevator was down last I went. Looks like an old abandoned strip mall but the tamales were still exquisite. I almost shit myself later going through the Chesapeake bay tunnel. 9/10 American experience overall
>>537884931You have no idea how good you have it. So entitled, never thankful. Spoiled rotten bratty fuck.
>>537884494It's all very over priced for reasons I don't understand.You make it make sense.
>>537881809Yes.I worked with girls who live on the East coast.One was visiting. The other insisted the visiting girl make it to Bucees.She made it.We had a whole meeting about it because one girl was the manager and the visiting one was her right hand business assistant.Real productive call that one.We had to be screens-on and pretend listen to them gab.Unintentional humiliation ritual.People can have their fun, I'm not against that. Just don't hold others hostage to it.Yes Americans do, leaf. Retarded Americans. Which are most of them.Think of how stupid the a erase burger is.Realize half of them are more stupid than that.Linkrelhttps://youtu.be/BnT6PwYZDh4
>>537881680why is this weird no name place suddenly spammed on pol?
>>537881680would Buc-ee's hire a Canadian?
>>537885466No jeets allowed
>Live in a town of less than 300>Big truck stop gets built near us a few miles away>Go in one day>I wonder who from my little town is working there>Hallo saarFuuuuuuuuuuuuu360 and walk away
>>537884884uh no, welcome breaks are mall food court with a 8-16 pump gas stations adjacent. buc's is it's own standalone establishmentwhich has 120gas pumps and makes it's own bbq, mexican, etc plus has home made fudge, pastries, saltwater taffy, carmel corn, etc,etc,et.al + beer. a welcome break would be lucky on the greatest holiday to make 50k amongst all of it's tenants and 10k off it's pumps, a 120 pump buc's makes $273,972 a day on average. 5x that amount on holidayslol comparing welcome break to buc's is like comparing the uk's with Texas when you're obviously not even in the same universe seeing how you're poor asses are more impovrished than mississippi...lol, lmao even
>>537885506based
>>537884884this entire display is only the jerky. that is but a small percent of the glorious gastronomical creations for offer at buc's. the value of the jerky in this picture alone is more than most new cars
>>537884884MARVEL AT THE JERKY YOU NARROW MINDED EUROPOOR, IMAGINE THE FLAVOR YOU WILL NEVER SAVOR, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>537881680Did you read your mandatory Israel-praise bible verse before consuming the gift of the goyslop?
>>537884884NO FUDGE FOR YOU, JUST LIKE AC, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>537885806We could be your 51st state. I mean if you wanted to or something. Baka
>>537882123Ok watch max meat's video on their food. Then realize its a gas station. Its hard to describe with words other than "massive" and "any treat you can think of". They have a dude in the middle of the store yelling about fresh brisket and a whole candy department making candy pecans. Then there is the home made tortillas and jerky. Its just too much. Worth the youtube dive imo.
>>537885992I'm considering taking a flight just for this.
>>537881809Jeet mad that shitskins aren't allowed to run their usual liquor store scams because Buc-ee's has actual standards.
>>537881809You are American thoYou talk like a midwesterner
>>537881680You've reached the Holy Land, son. Grab yourself a burrito and fountain drink and enjoy the good life.
>>537885995we're on it w/our lobbyist's. since you already have beavers we'll fit right in
>>537881680Is Buc-ee's becoming Mecca for people with a 110-90 IQ while Mecca is Mecca for people with a 90-70 IQ?
>>537882735heh, heh
>>537886045you will not be dissapointed, may i also suggest some of our delictable taffy...watermelon is my absolute favorite. has little black candies for seeds, fuckin yum. we ship to canada! may be a little pricy but holy shit is it good. like 6 bucks in store last time i had to actually pay for it
>>537881680>Timmy has no cultu-
>>537886073Can't wait. I've already purchased a cowboy hat!
zawdaw
25 years ago their parents were lining up for the opening of a Krispy Kreme. This is just a new generation of sad sack tards obsessed with corporate slop.
>>537884610why? because u have no friends?
>>537886045it's so good if you got diabetes from eating the taffy it'd be totally worth italso forgot link>https://www.amazon.com/Buc-ees-Salt-Water-Taffy-Watermelon/dp/B0CP8J7SGW
>>537881809Stupid leaf doesn't understand the euphoric feeling of stepping into the bathroom of a Buc-ees. The leaf cannot even begin to comprehend it.
>>537886217I'm bringing an empty suitcase
>>537882847Is that what you recommend? I've only stopped in Buc-ee's in the very late hours while on a road trip from Virginia to Louisiana. I've not at all been impressed with the price or taste. There's a new one 30 minutes from me, but I haven't subjected myself to their 'food' again yet.
>>537886242good man. if you move up to boots make sure to get square toe work boots (so much more comfy/made for everyday wear) and not those pointy roach stompers mescins wear
>>537881680you're late, faggot
>>537886362late night=no fresh food so you had the prepack made at 2pm stuff. go during the day, it's a night a day difference. hahaha, get it?
>>537886368Can you get square toe cowboy style boots?
>>537881680im just gonna say it, buc ees is fucking gay. i hope the jews do a 9/11 on buc ees killing thousands of mutts in the process
>>537882640Old Trapped peppered master race
>>537884289It's still there. 1000% a human snuggling cover. Never anyone in the parking lot
>>537886438absolutely, and if you keep your pantlegs tucked inside your boots like you just put them on while walking about in public people will think you just got off work and are prob armed and have stabbed someone before so they don't fuck with you.
>>537881680only true texans know about the superior alternative
>>537886163Buc-ee’s represents everything that is actually good about capitalism. A store that sells tons of shit and food and art and gadgets and clothes that you do not need but you will buy anyway because it is awesome. And they purposely build about 100 more gas pumps than they need so you are drawn into their cheap gas and have to go into the store. The bathrooms being immaculate and closed stalls to shit out all your goyslop make it icing on the top. It’s peak Americana
>>537883695>>have to drive to houstonSorry, amigo. The only good one in Houston is in Texas Shitty on the way to Galveston.
>>537886637you totally get what corporate has gone for since our first store in lake jackson. you won't find crackheads loitering around either which is all too common for gas stations these days
>>537886609>Jeet-owned Buc-ee's knockoffFuck you for even mentioning this blasphemy
>>537881680Was your gas tank almost empty?>>537882847They apparently have their own brand of peanut butter cups that come in multiple varieties. Git some! And report back how they compare to Reese's.
>>537884036The black woman brought her guitar to entertain the waiting crowd. That's wholesome.
>>537886786you speak of the overbite, i personally like the drier reeces filling desu
>>537886637It's like the new diners but mixed with what is almost an entire shopping mall. For the busy American family on the go. I'd fight and die in combat for the right to a buccees experience
>>537886776>jeet owned>The company was founded by Pete and Patricia Dlugosch of Yorktown, Texashttps://thetexanstores.com/about-us/neck yourself Buccees shill. Buccees is a fucking disgusting Walmart and the owners son is a fucking perv. Buccees is also super litigious they are mega kikes.
>>537886786never been a fan of peanut candies though, most that like them love the overbite
>>537886609Loved the texan down in port aransas.Used to make the the absolute best breakfast tacos.Their enchilada pie was just barley below the lethal dose of sodium however
>>537885093>jalapeñosthey're great on a burger too
>>537881680I am glad you enjoy our culture, anon.Wait until you visit a Publix. They have submarine sandwiches that will change your world!
>>537886939>Buccees is also super litigioussource: https://marksgray.com/intellectual-property-law/buc-ees-sues-north-texas-gas-station-over-logo/they've done this to many independent gas stations. Fuck Buccees
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