>organ failure in a can>still hasn't been taken off the shelvesMakes no fucking sense!
>>537886080>BoipussyBull
>controls your life
>>537886080>the...>state....>must....>nanny...>me...
>>537887396>the...>corpo...>must...>spend...>billions...>brainwashing...>me...
>>537886080only ever made me sweaty. ZERO energy boost
>>537886080Does it actually cause your organs to fail or is this just fear mongering like everything here
Do Gen Z really think the government should be dictating what an adult can and can't do? Yikes, besties, I think they're bootlickingly weetarded
>>537887451No, your faggot leaf compatriot >>537887396 is not wrong. Nobody is forcing you to drink that shit.
>>537887480probably a little of both. most people I see guzzling those things are morbidly obese fat asses as it is so organ failure is happening no matter what.
>>537887611Good thing I am in pretty decent shape
>>537887451>my >butthole>is>smelly>please >clean >me>mommy
Its not. Come on. Grow up and be real.
>>537886080You only get organ failure if you drink that and don't do manual labor, btw.
They're okay as long as you're not drinking them like water and working all day in the sun.>>537887720Do Mexicans even buy energy drinks? Everyone I've met acted like they were scared of the things.
>>537886080There is nothing inherently that bad with AN energy drink. The problem is idiots who treat them like soda and will have 4 or 5 a day. That is horrible for you. Drinking a few of these a week would have very little impact on your body's function. Drinking a few of these a day will.
>>537887802I do but I'm a Zoomer.
>>537887802I dont know how the roofers do their thing without crack but I've never seen energy drinks. Just hot jugs of water, tons of tacos from an abuela and empty chelata infused modelo cans spread about while whistling dixie to high energy salsa. Is there a summer life hack here with these folks? Genetics? They wear sweaters. It is 102F and they wear sweaters
>>537888236Mexicans I've worked with would always slow way down (or just stop) from like noon to five, pretending to be busy if someone drove by. Whites and niggers were the only ones who would actually work for 10/12 hours.Also everyone is on meth, alternatively cocaine if they can afford it.
>>537886080I stopped drinking them after they removed the blueberry
>>537886080>organ failure in a canpost proof or stfu faggot.
>>537886080>>organ failure in a can>>still hasn't been taken off the shelves>Makes no fucking sense!Mostly Whites drink it. Now do you get the picture goyim?
>>537888477this makes sensea family member of mine got a bullshit degree and had to become a roofergot addicted to pillslost custody of his kidsscammed his family membersended up in rehab a bunch of timesall that to make like 17 bucks an hour
>>537888236>They wear sweaters. It is 102F and they wear sweatersyepYou need to keep the sun off youI wear a hoodie in 102 heatLook at the beaners mowing during the afternoonThey all wear hoodies
No please keep drinking. We need the money.
>>537886080Just drink a small coffee for real, stop being a consumer retard that just buys shit because he's too pussy to do it himself.
>>537886080darwinismIf youre a retard that kills yourself, so be it.
>>537887451I like this Jeet more than this >>537887396 Jeet.
>>537886080Haven't had an energy drink since new year's eve 1998. My one and only time I tried a red bull.
>>537887457drinking 1000% of your daily intake of b12 will do that. its a common way to flush your system if you have to take drug tests and are a drug addict.
>>537889253Can confirm, locals here do similar.
>>537886080you are a fucking pussy if that gives you organ failure. i could drink 6 and be fine. one does nothing to me. im taking stimulants too
>>537889724the problem with coffee is it doesnt hsve enough caffeine so you have to drink it like water and it ruins your teeth
What's the appeal of energy drinks?Do they really give you "energy" or is it just massive sugar + caffeine + mystery chemicals?
>>537886080I understand why those girls overdosed on Alani Nu.That shit is like liquid Jolly-Ranchers.
>>537887700I'm so tired of this absolute nigger.
>>537892971dont reply to namefaggots.
I drink two C4 Ultimate energy drinks a day and have a big penis so there you go
>>537886080Maybe don't drink five of them a day?
>>537887480>>537887611I drink a can or two a day but since I eat healthy and lift I've noticed no adverse effects and my blood tests are perfectIt's probably another case of people who tend to flock to these drinks having shitty lifestyles in the first place
>>537887480My friends dad growing up was like 300 lbs and it was from drinking 10 full sugar redbulls a day, one day he had a massove heart attack. During the autospy they weighed his heart to 500 grams which is like 3x the size of a regular persons. The kids got really fucked up and turned to faggots under their moms care.
>>537886080My poison is redbull, cause the regular has no HFCS, aspartame or preservatives, just sugar and caffeine
>>537894041>10 full sugar redbulls a dayLike how in the fuck seriously. I'm not a fatass, and one (regular size can) is usually plenty. Sometimes 2 if I want extra kick, but more than that is overkill.
>>537894041The sugar wouldnt matter as much as the caffeine. Thats a shit ton of caffeine.
>>537894041>drinking 10 full sugar redbulls a dayBollocks. Even at 300lbs he'd be ODing on caffeine every single day.
>>537887480The case seems to be>Yes I drink Yes I smoke Yes I'm a lardass Yes I do drugs Yes I'm on twelve anti depressants Yes I'm vaccinated Yes my family has a history of heart disease and cancer Yes I haven't eaten a plant in weeks Yes I don't drink plain water>but it's those GAHD DAMM ENERGY DRINKS IS WHUT'S KILLIN ME SOMEONE BETTER SUE SOMEONE GET MY WIFE AND KIDS ON THE PHONE BROTHERRRR
>>537886080pacific punch monster is great
>>537886080We still allow alcohol, so why not? Alcohol kills 3x more people than all illegal drugs combined
Energy drinks are literally Satan worship you have to be retarded to drink them>Burn>Hell>Monsterlol lmao even
>>537886080>i'm so weak an energy drink kills me>BAN IT FOR EVERYONE NAOOOkys troon
>>537887396this.if you think it's dangerous, just don't drink it, problem solved.these people who ask for constant government overreach should all be put to the sword (they obviously never will because they are the goodest goys and the government loves them more than anyone).
>>537886080If you haven't had enough sleep all this shit results in is you feeling tired with a higher heart rate.
Energy drinks are supposed to be drunk only during emergencies. When you have to stay awake all night for work or an exam. When coffee doesn't cut it anymore. You are NOT to drink it daily.
>>537886080Yesterday I tried to buy a Relentless and it asked for ID at the self service till. I stood there waiting for 10 seconds and nobody came, so I just took my Relentless and walked out.I stole it and there's nothing you can do about it hehe.
>everyone is drinking 5 liters of alcohol per week…>everyone is doing coke and party drugs…>microplastics and carcinogenics in every meal….>cup of coffee in a canNOOOOO WE MUST BAN THIS
>caffeine and sugar in a can>organ failureI mean if you are stupid and chug like 10 of these a day it should be fine
>>537886080everything makes sensethe jews are demons but they only give you what you ask forall their sordid mafia industries based upon human sacrifice, ultimately would vanish overnight if people stopped begging them for their myriads of poisons
>>537887700lol faggot opened your mouth once too many
>>537887843>There is nothing inherently that bad with AN energy drink.stop peddling your poisons shlomo
>>537900064>all their sordid mafia industries based upon human sacrifice, ultimately would vanish overnight if people stopped begging them for their myriads of poisonsto the young naive ones among you, this doesnt stop at poisonous substancesevery large industry is run by jews to kill youthey turn everything into human sacrifice rituals
>>537886080>STOP EXERCISING BODILY AUTONOMYI hate you freedom hating faggots so bad
>>537887480>Inb4 citation needed It takes twice the volume in water per energy drink for your body to properly metabolize and excrete it. So as long as you still drink water like a normal person and don't live off Coke Zero and or other sodas you'll be fine.
>>537887843Fuck you commie, I'm gonna drink 10 of them today, you AIN'T gonna take away my FREEDOM! I'm more American than ((you)) will ever BE. Kill yourself TRANNY FAGGOT!!!
>>537887611Funny because its tradie breakfast here. The fittest cunts here drink them over coffee because of the heat, at least in the mornings.I prefer black coffee made by my French press(ed wife)
>retarded amerilards can't control themselves
>>537897959It's just edgy marketing. I do not think it's that serious.>>537886080Sensationalist headlines whenever some retarded teenager downs 20 energy drinks before a sprint.The ammount of caffeine in 100ml and the total ammount should be listed in big text on the can but shouldn't be "banned".>>537894158Likely built up a very high caffeine tolerance >>537900178The sugar is excessive but an energy drink now and then won't kill you.It's basically your average bullshit soda, 1-2 cups of coffee and a shitty multivitamin. Honestly just buy a bunch of caffeine pills because they are way cheaper and portable and you get the caffeine without the sugar.
>>537897959>didnt even mention Red Bull (red heiffer)Blue and facebook pilled
>>537887480What I'm aware of is the risk of forming of kidney stones if you don't drink the same amount of water as your energy drinks.
>>537887480you can destroy organs with waterdose makes the poison
>>537886080BOTTOMS UP
>>537886080So does alcohol and I'd be much more in favor of prohibition 2.0 then energy drink bans
>>537886080If you get organ failure from a can like this you never deserved to live anyway. Some caffein with sugar or aspartame. Buh hu big fucking deal. Bet a sip of strong coffee would explode your head or something. You guys are such weak faggots its unbearable. Ive been doing all kinds of drugs for 20 years and am healthier then all of you pussies.
>>537886080This. I drank half a can of Red Bull once and got instant organ failure. I m now a full time retard.
>>537887480it will mess up your vagina
>>537903159this couldnt say it better, its always some faggy millenial too
>>537892971Tired of what? Sounds advice that'll keep you alive and/or out of handcuffs?>>537893044I am a generational poster so that moniker you mentioned doesn't really apply to me. Order up for policing.>>537900118I'm 110% heterosexual. Order up.
>>537886080>>organ failure in a canNo.>>still hasn't been taken off the shelvesFree choice.Nobody is forcing anyone to purchase or consume referenced product (/category).>Makes no fucking sense!Because you're a retard without a functional brain.If demented freaks like you were in charge we wouldn't be able to buy Guns or even have pools in case a child drowns.
>>537903520>I m now a full time retard.That's horrible.I recommend only being a part-time retard. The pay is just as good and you have more free time.
>>537886080I can't determine what changed, the recipe, or my taste, but I can't bring myself to drink regular Monster anymore. Shit is so abhorrently sweet now, it's unreal.
I drink mate tea.Problem?
>>537894041>The kids got really fucked up and turned to faggots under their moms care.Fucking Hell you hate to see it
>>537902811Not really, the drinks themselves are mostly water, it's just that caffeine is a diuretic so it makes you piss more often
>>537886080you're doin it wrong you need come down cans too
>>537886080Shut up faggot
>>537890299I tried Monster ($3 a can!) and it just tasted like pink bubblegum to me.
>>537887480like anything if you abuse it, then it's bad for you. there first time I heard someone dying from drinking too much water I thought the news article was fake
>>537886080>lung cancer in a faggot>still hasn't been taken off the shelvesMakes no fucking sense!
Thyroid disease. Particularly Graves and Hashimotos. If you have it long enough (or live long enough) you form little nodules in there that have little foci of cancer in them. Enjoy that Knowledge.
>>537886080There's a board for this but it definitely isn't this one.
>>537887332I enjoy coffee. It's a solid kickstart to the day. Would like to hear more from successful people who quit it, but every adult I've ever met drinks at least a coffee in the morning.
>>537887451Corporations are the state, stupid.
>>537886080bribesblackmailpedostl;dr jews
>>537886080
>>537917234>20 a dayWould the outcome have been different had it been coke or sprite instead of red bull?
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>>537917234>20 cans a dayI honestly don't know how you can physically do that. Like it actually is physically difficult for me to drink more than 1 can in a day of it.
>>537917770I don't know how big the cans are in america but here they are small (0,25l) so it would be totally possible to drink that many.
>>537918500The most common sizes are 8oz and 12oz. We have big 16-20oz cans but those are less common and don't come in any of the flavors.
>>537886080>Makes no fucking sense!ZOGjuice makes jew controlled mega corporations boatloads of money, it makes perfect sense
>>537886080those are cocktail addons for old people. you are supposed to drink 100 ml a day only.
>>537917234>20 a dayBull fucking shit
>>537887451Kek, this. I love seeing whites downing goyslop.
>>537919606>says guy from country where zoomers chase down Jagermeister with Redbull
>>537917099>every adult I've ever met drinks at least a coffee in the morningMost adults are slaves to "productivity", and thus they have to in order to perform better.
Energy drinks are harmless unless you have inferior genes then they make your heart stop. There's more caffeine in coffee
>>537894041>he was morbidly obese but it was the caffeine that killed him!!!lol
>>537894538Pacific punch and mango loco have a good taste but could use half the sugar. Can't eat fake sugar, makes me puke.
>>537886080How the fuck can people drink this shit, I tried a Red bull once and it tasted like battery acid.
>>537923088Agreed, Redbull is vile.
>>537886080Caffeinated water?
