Just open your window, bong. There's no need for any AC units here. Rip those illegal planet destoyers out, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/air-conditioning-torn-from-homes-under-net-zero-clampdown/
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WE HAVE SOME UNLOICENCED COOLING GOING ON HERE
CAN I JUST CHECK THE TEMPERATURE OF THAT CAN OF POP. I THINK IT MAY BE ILLEGALLY COLD.
>>537891972Unplug all electricity from the councilors' homes with the same level of force
HELLO HELLO HELLO, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR DAT LOICENCE?
>>537891972seems kind of a pointless move to humiliate people when all they have to do is throttle electricity use, easily accomplished with pricing. i'm going to go ahead and assume these are welfare leeches who get free electricity for whatever reason
>>537891972I'm on a Discord with a lot of Europeans and watching them complain about the "heat wave" this week is absolutely mind blowing.They all have those portable AC units that have an exhaust hose that you need to stick out your window, but they also all have those European slant-opening windows - so they're all just running their AC units with the windows wide open, which does nothing.At one point I told them to buy some $20 adapters off Amazon that would fit their stupid European windows to let them run their stupid portable European AC units without having to have the windows wide open. Instead of doing that, every single one of them was like "but I live in a 'historic building' so I'm not allowed to."Like some of these dudes were posting pictures of their thermostats showing it being 100 F in their apartments, but they still would not do anything to fill the gaps in their open windows - not even putting blankets or some shit in there - because they were afraid that their landlord would get mad.It's crazy how helpless Europeans are in the face of someone with the tinniest amount of perceived authority telling them not to do something. They quite literally have a choice between maybe having the landlord politely ask them to take the window adapter off or suffering and, without exception, every single one of them said "my landlord told me that I must die and so I shall."I now understand why they only thing to come out of Europe in the last 30 years is plastic bottles with unremovable caps and regulation.
>>537893051They can't throttle electricity. Can you imagine the consequences? Sorry, anon, your heart monitor malfunctioned because you've gone over your electricity quota, and other more hilarious shenanigans.
>>537893234It's depressing. My landlord doesn't allow me to dry my clothes on the balcony. It's even in the rental agreement. He doesn't like the look of clothes flapping in the wind for all to see. I hope Putin nukes us.
>>537893249what exactly do you think your electric bill is meant to do? if you don't want people using AC make electricity so expensive that they have to choose between that and their fridge
>>537891972Imagine some goober coming to your house saying you need to remove your AC unit in the middle of summer. I'd laugh in his face and close the door.
>>537893749Thats kind of what they do here in California, between 4-9pm Electricity costs twice as much.
How does a swamp cooler produce co2?
>>537891972a single chap running his AC without a loisence in briton is more damaging than 10,000 chinese nationals burning motherboards for the goldshame on you for wanting first-world living standards m8
>>537893234Its extremely goyish. On the upside, they will all just follow orders when the 4th Reich commands zhe final solution.
>>537891972The really, TRULY depressing thing is the sheer amout of crime that goes uninvestigated while cops find time to do this shit. Just the other day my dad's yard was broken into and despite having them on CCTV they were utterly useless. My dad eventually found where his shit was (they stole a vehicle and a trailer), and he called the police for help retrieving it. They didn't come. He said 'I'll go get it myself then' they said 'good luck' and hung up. Cunts. Three days later they rang up and asked 'did you get your trailer back?' And my dad said 'no offence but I could have been laying dead in a ditch for the last three days so why the fuck would I tell you?'
>>537895106Imma keep ranting:My entire life has been a long sequence of events where I, or someone close to me, have needed police and then them being utterly useless. >friend punched by travellers when we were about 13>cops took 6 HOURS to arrive>Friend has asthma attack>I call an ambulance for help, they say they can't help and don't show up>spot someone in neighbours yard in the middle of the night>call the police>they don't show up until fucking daybreak>neighbour has car robbed>has them on CCTV>'not really much we can do sorry mate'My advice is just to get fucked up the ass with insurance payments each month because you WILL need them if you live in the countryside and can't supervise everything you own 24/7. Someone even stole our postbox and the neighbours had these big stone mushrooms I loved. Gone. I could keep going but I'm riling myself up lol
>>537893234So these noggers not have fans?
>>537892560no they are permitted to have air conditioning because reasons, you see
>>537893337Drying clothes on a balcony is peak Third World behavior tho>>537893234I always broke the caps off the bottles when I traveled in the EU just to make a point.
bump, want people to see my rant
>>537892560You'd probably catch a hate crime arrest for even suggesting that. No, I'm not being hyperbolic.
>>537892008>>537892029>>537892065>>>/r/eddit
