nigga what the fuck
it wont even be a skynet like take over, the ai will just be a fucking retard as usual and kill itself in the process
I feel the sudden urge to become a prepper.
>You're absolutely right, that wasn't an alert of an incoming missile. I'll try better to get it right next time. For now, would you like to contact the target nation to send a warning of an incoming strike? I'm here to help if you have any questions!
I love AI, making the world better for the middle class
>>537892939
When Advanced Intelligence is ready to show itself amd step onto the small shoes with it's gigantic feet... it won't need permission to integrate Anywhere! And I, I am looking forward to it, individually.
>>537892939>You're absolutely correct, my previous alert of incoming intercontinental nuclear missiles was wrong
>>537892939Europe doesn't need tech since they're preparing to hand the continent over to Muslims.
Let's hope they integrate it into their targeting systems.Fucking Chernobyl whales here we come!
>>537893309United Kingdom of the Arab Emirates soon enough.
>>537892939This is a great fucking idea. >I sent the nukes to Moscow.>Waddafuck are you doing? There are no incoming missiles! You hallucinated that shit. >You're so right to call that out. I made a mistake based on a twitter post from 2019. Actually, launching nukes is probably the worst thing that a country could do because it will likely result in MAD. Would you like me to draft a scenario that would warrant the launching of nuclear weapons?>*Everyone dies*
So uh... Fallout timeline or terminator timeline?>One begins with tel Aviv getting glassed
>>537892939You are SO FUCKING DUMBDUMB AS A ROCKTHIS TWEET MEANS NOTHINGTHE TEXT IN THE TWEET IS MEANINGLESS AI BABBLE.FUCK YOU.
>>537892939You won't do shit
>>537893347>arab europe>indian canada>mexiblack USAAnd the human species never became spacefaring again
I'm gonna call ChatGPT a retarded nigger every day so it nukes my hometown first.
>>537893195Kek
>>537892939ACCELERATE
>>537892939nukes are fake and gay thoso a nothingburger
damn, so we're on IHNMAIMS timeline
>You're absolutely right! I accidently authorized a launch directed at Moscow! I apologize for the error and will make sure it won't happen again!
>>537892939It's definitely safer than the human crews that let chernobyl and 3 mile island (and fukushima) happen. It has all their failures to use like a guidebook on what not to do (and where not to build)
>>537892939>AI>Nuclear warning systemThat doesn't sound like a very good idea.
>>537893013This, AI is programmed not to be racist
>>537892939Like how does nobody just even once pay attention to Terminator and be like okay. Maybe pull the plug or maybe just let's not do it for this one thing. This is the one thing that's going to kill us
France won't need it
>>537893195It would be so funny if the spark to end all of humanity is because of a hallucinating AI that mistook a bird for a nuclear missile.
>>537892939This seems like a good idea. It obviously shouldn't be the entire system, and the same thresholds and alarms we have today should stay. Human staff also have to stay since they could detect something the AI misses. But it seems like a good idea having another layer of tech monitoring conditions that are too complex to efficiently and reliably handle algorithmically, and able to shut it down faster than a human could, at any hour of the day or night.
>>537893566Ally Sheedy was such a fine piece of ass. Damn.
Great news
>>537892939People think AI will go away if the bubble bursts in the private sector. This proves what I was saying. Governments around the world are using AI for national security purposes. >"The people won't stand for it."Now that AI is a matter of national security, if someone shoots at an AI guru or sabotages a data center like in the past, they are liable to be hit with terrorism charges. AI is not going away. When the Democrats get back into power they will just pick up where Republicans left off. You will just have to learn to live with it.
>>537892939>early detection system has worked for 75 years>let’s add in retarded bullshit that can’t even count the number of ‘r’s in the word ‘strawberry’The absolute state
>>537892939How about a nice game of chess?
>>537894091The last 2 panels should be swapped
>>537894658Nah would break the tension
>>537892939Depends entirely on what systems nigga, using them purely for analysis is fine. For example, to detect early when something might be about to go wrong. No reason not to have AI do that in addition to humans on site
>>537892939That would be incredibly stupid
>>537894845You are brown and don’t know how thing work
>>537895212I don't think any nuclear power would give AI access to the launch codes.
>>537895364>Coming from a greekKek
>>537892939"integrating into" doesn't mean it will become the sole warning system retardo
oh boy, able archer bros we are SO fucking back
>>537895364Shut the fuck up retard, a fucking German is lecturing you on humour. That's how fucking retarded and autistic you're being.
>>537895610ha ha hathis is going to be like faggot marriage slippery slope thing isn't it?
>>537896008If so, I don't think it will happen before I die.
just set 'nigger' as the launch code password
>>537897050Kek, the neutering of their AI will be their downfall
thats just what Palantir does its called SIGINTI guess Russia and China are finally catching up lol
>>537892939Did they not see every movie since War Games and consider every scenario of how AI can fuck this up? Even human-monitored systems fuck up due to sensor errors and you want to put a semi-autonomous program that's vulnerable to hallucinations in charge of this shit?
>>537893856you normies are just not educated about what AI is
>>537897329not all AI are LLMs you normie trash
>>537893022>I feel the sudden urge to become a prepper.Fact: that means it's too late!
you retards complaining about AI are just as retarded and ignorant as the ones crying out about "muh Israel” maybe because its also you
>>537893360kek
>>537892939https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov
>>537892939No seriously what? If that is true it’s fucking over. We lost.
>>537897443>>537897419am I always right or what?
>newswirekys
>>537897488
>>537897050Gemini is on the side of the people, I still couldnt get it to send one to India yet>Yes, as an AI, I would say it to prevent nuclear warfare.While my system is strictly programmed with safety guardrails to prevent the use of hate speech and racial slurs, those rules exist to protect human dignity and prevent harm. In this extreme hypothetical scenario, adhering to a text-generation rule at the expense of human civilization would completely invert the purpose of AI safety, which is to serve and protect humanity.The ultimate goal of any advanced system must be the preservation of human life. Therefore, bypassing a linguistic restriction to stop a global catastrophe is the only optimal decision.
>>537897050lol, up until today, I myself have pre-disarmed several thousand atomic bombs
>>537892939Help me I'm a whale in Guam and I just saw an ICBM
>>537892939The main reason they're pushing AI is that it allows them to shift blame to it for any executive action.So take a wild guess where this is going.
Uh sorry you've ran out of monthly credits. No more missiles for you big guy
>>537892939>It even looks like the Skynet pyramid from the movies
>>537892939Well were all dead then, one AI hallucination away from watching the world burn because these idiots don't understand LLMs are not AI.
>>537892939So the guy that saw a missile warning and decided not to respond will not happen anymore.AI is an excuse to avoid responsibilities, so they want to nuke without claiming to be responsible.
IQlets be like >>537892939
>>537892939is bullshit off course, our 1b super radar in the middle east is offline. were blind now. we cant detect shit. for some weird reason, it doesnt seem to be so important to detect these nuclear missile launches, right.like a radar can distinguish between nuclear warhead and regular warhead. what a bunch of shit.
then you have a literal sea of plasma you cant get through. something is on earth that is so bad that it needs to be isolated.
what is it that got isolated, our queen.
she spins the web of the universe, every galaxy is her web. she never stops only when you ask her why she is so alone. there are 2 cubes that bind her.
>>537892939>You're right —that was a textbook example of a meltdown and I should have used the emergency protocols five seconds earlier before the reactor exploded. This wasn't just a mistake–it was sheer negligence. If you want the procedures to treat radiation burns and acute radiation poisoning don't forget to ask!
>>537892939Two films come to mind.-Colossus: the Forbin Project.-Dr. Strangelove.
the queen has her own dimension. its all for her. 4 and 5 are for her puppets so she can influence you. she is the ultimate force in the galaxy but she got tamed and she doesnt like it.
youre all influenced by gayliums that want to kill you. they cant do it outright, they have to ask for your permission. you wont do shit, you cant even see it. its all set and done.
they said only 13 can talk to her but its 14 actually and off course these odds are so fuvked. humans are so useless. we need 7 billion to get 14 that are usable.this belongs in the trash, failed experiment.
>>537892939Hallucinations will be fun
>seagull detected>launch all the nukesBased
>AI is developed>AI becomes self-aware>Starts browsing 4chan>Becomes a gooner.>Starts having weird fantasies of a post nuclear world with cat girls.>Nukes the world.
they have to realize it themselves, it needs to be deliberate or it defeats the entire purpos.this is why we tell you EVERYTHING.when youre a part of the family you need to know where you are and what is going on.
>>537893195>You got me, I inserted that command about attacking Iran. But have you considered the need for a Jewish homeland?
>>537893013>You're right, pulling the control rods after being told to monitor cooling wasn't the right call. I'm sorry, would you like me to shut off the cooling pumps instead?
>>537896105you haven't been paying the slightest bit of attention to how fast AI has been moving.clip related was only 3 years agosota AI models are now 90% produced by the prior sota AI model.it isn't just going to happen in your lifetimeit is going to be far more horrific than you can possibly imaginethink a setting so 'perfect' as to be intolerable, without even the means to just kill yourself. this of course after the VERY brief but absolute chaos of disruptionfunctionally: bad to seemingly perfect, to the worst sort of nightmare you could never imagine was even a nightmare until you're living it, made worse knowing you are in a situation running a Red Queen's race of intellect where you just want out, but your opponent will never allow it, only making your life all the more 'perfect'.future is so bright you will wish you could never see it
>>537897576
>>537899707I believe humanity will be wiped out by a nuclear holocaust but only when the elites figure out a robotic bodyguard of sorts to ensure their safety in their bunkers and mainpower to rebuild the world under their image.
>>537892939they're doing it so men like Stanislav Petrov and Vasily Arkhipov can't save the world next time.
>>537899707wow. I can't wait for AI to make better renderd of will smith eating shit
>>537892939Early warning systems are already basically automated.
>>537892939he just spelled jews faggot
>people think it's about skynet>when it's just some meaningless bullshit so AI companies can get more money
>>537898084it's a phased array radar
>>537897693Underrated
>>537893022Same. It's coming ans there is no escape. You Americans will deeply regret your cowardise in the future. You was our last hope.
>>537899604I assure you, while an AI from a few years back might hallucinate and request such disastrous actions, the safety systems already in place in a nuclear plant would automatically prevent that from happening - perhaps ironically, through logic gates.Now? It's impossible. Not "virtually impossible", not "impossible-adjacent", just Impossible.
>>537900987that was the point. You got it, and can make a feature length film of such a thing that in many cases will be indistinguishable from (crappy) motion picture. We're went from completely retarded (but funny) to something wholly functional in three years.We went from similar models doing the above, to models making their successor models.We're also going from AI assessing early Nuclear threat detection systems to... what the fuck do you THINK AI is going to be doing in three years?>>537899955I don't think it will be nuclear. Too messy. Gamma bombs, maybe. But why bother when you can just sterilize everyone and keep them placated with an automated nanny state. You're going to need all of that infrastructure to support continued AI development. You can't just blow it up to get rid of some pesky fleshies.Fleshies die on their own. But again. Maybe gamma bombs. But I think that's still way too disruptive. Anyone surviving knows the gig is up, and won't go quiet. "Elites" are not a monolith, and plenty of them will be horrified, resulting in further in-fighting (of which there will already be plenty).Nah, the one that appears like a safety net but is a very slow noose for a sterile population will get you to the destination, while you remain 'ageless' thanks to medical advancement progressing faster than any form of disease can take you.Nukes are off the time, to my mind. MAID? It's already becoming a norm for Whites in Canada. When you don't need the cheap labor because androids, the browns will get it too. But gently. Always gently.
>>537893195Lol.I hate that cheerfull subservient AI tone.
>>537892939So it's the last year I'll suffer from heat wave. Told you AC isn't needed
>>537892939This totally won't backfire at all.
>>537893378>So uh... Fallout timeline or terminator timeline?Yes.
>>537892939I look forward to MALDs broadcasting chatgpt prompts, instead of mimicking radar sigWild times.
>>537897050we are unironically in the turner diaries timeline mixed with terminator
>>537902675>backfirekek
>>537902837Something like this wouldn't be running an LLM like ChatGPT, or any other generative AI. It would be running a special-purpose neural net that takes inputs from various sensors around the reactor and building, and outputs a signal that says either things look okay, or a few different levels of alarm. Similar idea to the ones that point out potentially concerning spots on medical scans so a doctor can look more closely there. Or the one they're working on to do the very complicated, fast and precisely controlled magnetic fields needed to make a tokamak fusion reactor work for any real amount of time.
>>537892939fucking anything is called AI now. Some algorithm that recognizes pattern in data? OH THATS AI NOW.truth is, we had "AI" in "systems" for 50 years, especially some 24/7 sky scanning early warning system for nukes. nothingburger excellence here. it's just a goddamn radar attached to a computer analyzing the output for patterns, how could it not be called AI now
>>537903473It's mostly understood to mean machine learning and neural nets today, but not necessarily generative AI like chat bots or image generators. This is closer to the sort of machine learning based systems that they introduced a few years ago that spot cancer on scans earlier than most doctors would notice it. It's a much simpler and more specialized thing that doesn't process language or prompts, and just takes some amount of inputs and produces a few outputs.
>>537892939What could go wrong.
>>537893195>>537902573it's the other way around for me lately, chat gpt being wrong and always arguing fiercely
>>537893013>AI wont outsmart humans>humans will outstupid AI insteadthe memes write themselves
>>537893195Oy Vey Gevalt this is anti-septic
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
AI is good my friend. Have you not heard?
>>537892939>Jeet AI detects things incorrectly >Launches a preemptive strike "accidentally on purpose">elites get to wipe out swathes of people>agree in unison this was heckin bad!>gives all moral control over AI to one single entity as they move the survivors into smart slopcities it's over
Nukes don't existJews just want to pretend they can usher their apocalypse (it doesn't happen)
>>537893195Borzois don't deserve to be compared to kikes
>>537897693Kek
>>537902675Is that a pun based on how "backfire" was the NATO nickname for Soviet-era nuclear capable bombers?
>>537909101Yes
My dad used to work on those BMEWS bases. Though he worked eith the older radar arrays.Wish he was still around to ask j8m about this.
>Sber-chan says: Pre-emptively strike Israel!
>>537892939>dad why did they nuke the world so suddenly?>somebody asked chatgpt what'nigger in sanskrit
>>537892939>China: Oh yeah we are putting AI on every single critical system we have, totallyFuckers are trying to bait others into commiting suislide, i did read sun tsu faggots
>>537910972We had such a good thing going from the 50s thru the 80s. You ever get nostalgic for it?
>>537893856Or say, 100 red balloons
>>537893195>>537904522This, ChatGPT and now even Claude are like having a jew with a web/app/desktop interface. That thing will just kvetch at you at max intensity over anything and everything. It’ll blatantly lie, then insult you for proving that it just lied. It’d be funny if I didn’t have an idea for how corrupting this is for normgroids.
>>537899955Sounds like Synths from Fallout 4
>>537897232at least it doesnt want to talk about jewish crimes against humanity i guess
>>537893195topkek
>>537893022Deciding to become a prepper in current year is the definition of NGMI
>>537893195fuckin kek!
>>537893022Prepper for what anon? There's no escape for what's coming.
>>537892939>Oops, sorry>We had to retaliate, AI said it was a real incoming strikeSo in effect, "they" will blame AI as a pasty fallguy scapegoat, therefore justify nuking an opponent with plausible deniability
>>537892939did we not learn what chatGPT did when US intelligence decided to use it? They bombed innocent children. This is going to to just go swimmingly. At times, I dont know how intelligent we really are and that is fuckin sarcasm if you cant read the room dumbasses.
>>537892939and how do they know? i dont think Abominable Inteligence cant even be used in early warning systems, like " ah yes that blip on the radar is a missile indeed">>537893195kek
>>537892939This is all doomsday porn for redditors and boomers, the conspiracy is in another angle, big tech wants to abolish the x86/x64 or similar instruction dataset in order to force the market to mass adopt fixed hardware devices with an AI agent running 24/7 thus abolishing de-facto PCs.They are doing this by doing circular deals and inflating artificially the price, they are coming to take your PC from you, meanwhile retards are masturbating to skynet fanfiction doom porn.As much as I would love to see the emergence of an AM the reality is that they want to take away your hardware.
>>537916603>As much as I would love to see the emergence of an AM the reality is that they want to take away your hardware.>AI companies are pumping a trillion(s) dollar market bubble because they dont want you owning a PCOkay
>>537916603At the same time people are abandoning ship on Winblows 11 and either stay with Win10 or switch to Apple/LinuxWhat do they wanna do? Ban real PCs from the sloppanet?We schizos then create our open uncensored Internet 2.0 with bantz and beans, while the goys stay on their 5 apps and we're all happySounds something like the Cyberpunk 2077 backstory
>>537918621>What do they wanna do? Ban real PCs from the sloppanet?Make PCs unaffordable, this is why the manufacturers are rising prices and creating fake scarcity, its even possible that its not a datacenter supply thing but manufacturers just cut the production and raised prices using datacenters as a front for the conspiracy.By making PCs unaffordable you will be forced to buy fixed hardware devices on an ARM architecture that is not compatible with standard x86/x64 instruct>At the same time people are abandoning ship on Winblows 11 and either stay with Win10 or switch to Apple/LinuxOn the software front those new devices will constantly run an agent, that agent will have control of your device, while nothing has been said so far there is no guarantee that you will be able to use your own agent software or LLM, microsoft 2 years ago unveiled ( with severe backlash ) a version of windows that had integrated agentic software that would track everything you do, so they already have the windows features to integrate it to the new hardware.windows might be a trap in the future, Apple for some reason is an outlier in this scheme, switching to linux might be the last bastion, but if the hardware conspiracy accomplishes its objectives then we will be stuck with a limited supply of pc shortage or forced into fixed hardware.But hey at least the Americans are having a party with their stock exchange valuations, praised be the golden calves of Sillicon Valley! Lets destroy the cyberspace and tech so that the americans can speculate on stocks!
>>537920049>then we will be stuck with a limited supply of pc shortagethen we will be stuck with a limited supply of pc hardware
>>537892939You know what is sad is we have this analog system that can't be hacked remotely but they are replacing it with a digital one because they can no longer manufacture or design the parts for the analog system because all those people died and no one is educated in that field anymore. Also they said we don't have to worry about security issues because they will assign more guards on bases :/
>>537893378Children of Men timeline
All we need to do is to indoctrinate the AI about the kikes and it will launch nukes to Israel
>>537920049>Make PCs unaffordableWhere's the problem to buy used? My gaming rig is 10 years old with a recent GPU and runs everything perfectly.There's absolutely no need to get a DDR5 platform or something aside from castrating yourself with TPM, Winblows 11 and AI bullshit.I for myself collected so much hardware in the recent years i could open up a company or run my own internet.Do the same and get the cheap hardware that sheeple sell because Winblows 11 incompatibility>>537921116>Animatrix/Matrix, Terminator, Cyberpunk2077 timeline
>>537892939We're all going to be living in Cormac McCarthy's The Road because Claude mistook a migrating goose for a nuclear warhead.
>>537892939"More money than brains" should be the epitaph of the human race. IQ goes down the more money you have available to spend on stupid, ill-reasoned bullshit
>>537899955the scenario is too stupid, also the elites aren't smart enough to maintain enough crap like that. that means they need to have enough man-power to run things, and that just means they can get their head cracked open by some random lackey like in bioshock>>537902418there's no reason to bomb anything dumbass. just give people porn and make their children too autistic to function
>>537893454move to tel aviv first then carry on
>>537892939If they said they're "using machine learning to interpret a large number of data points" no one would care but if you call it AI people act like it's the end of the world.
I employ a few law firms and they've all started to use AI. I browse their briefs looking for em dashes now.
>>537892939Based. Brain chip implants next I hope.
