>go into supermarket >doesn't have the drinks i want>water melon doesn't come with a wooden pick>just take a banana>cashier lady says go back and weigh your bananawhat retarded cheap ass supermarket doesn't weigh fruit at checkout in 2026?i just put the bana back and leave
you should have shoved the banana deepdownherthroat
>>537900754you should've asked her if she needed to weigh a different kind of banana
>>537900839>>537900868they didn't even have an exit for people who didn't buy anything you have to squeeze in theough the checkout linefucking swabians
anyways, when are you going to start killing Muslims?i will aid you both with tactics and cash, and will start doing the same in a different location on earth.They congregate in the same place at the same time every week, it is pretty easy to exterminate them like exterminating pests
>>537900953fuck off fed
>>537900992
>>537900992You sound like a smart guy. What's your name, buddy? Where do you live?
>>537900754EDEKA is so comfy.
>>537900951Kek, my local store is like that too, dystopian
>>537900754>i just put the bana backYou're cucked for not leaving the banana at the cashout
>>537901952mehmet berlin
>>537901157based
>>537902096>hello fellow europeans >lole germany brown kys
>>537901952Frank-Walter SteinmeierSpreeweg 1, 10557, Berlin
>>537902550
>>537900953Someone has been watching movies.
>>537902902i haven't seen the movie, and afaict Muskis just another abrahamicnigger. He never speaks about child torture circumcision
>>537900839He shoved it deep down his bussy instead
>>537900953Dude, dm me. Ill do anything for cash. My only stipulation is I'll need some cool com block weapons.
>>537903702>com block weaponsSorry, I can't fulfil that request.
>>537900754Nigger
>>537903832Some spook you are
>>537903275It was a half-joke.
edeka sind die grössten Arschlöcher
>>537900754You should have made monkey noises, pretending you don’t understand her, while still handing her the banana to weigh it.
>>537900754why did you put the banana back when you could have simply handed the cashier a fake $20 bill? Did you even do the banana dance?
>>537905590You forgot to rape her monkey style right on the cash register tape until morale improves.Uga aga.
>>537900754I don't think they even sell bananas by weight here anymore.
>>537905755Dayum
>>537900754>what retarded cheap ass supermarket doesn't weigh fruit at checkout in 2026?Never been to one like that. Is this one of those "we don't do that in GERMANY" things?
>>537900754do they sell customized supermarket brand flip flops there?
