humour thread
>>537903973>judeo-amerimutt im just making up shit """humor"""
>>537904563>"er" day(Grabs shoe polish...)
>>537904563>nigg-er day
>>537903973
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
leaf blessing = tim horton's
>>537906507>photographs of jews are antisemitic hate crimesThey only realized now?
>>537906835 this comic comes from pokéstan
>>537903973In these dark times we need some good laughs
>>537907998Oof....
>>537907674My God I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.Please tell if anyone knows a link to a version with audio.
>>537906559>This thread has been blessed>It can now be colonized
>>537908247I just found it
whatever it may have once been, the "leaf blessing" is now a jeeted ritual by which pajeets assume the role of maintaining "board culture." perfectly disguised for an obscene number of pajeets to sneak around in, why this contaminated farce hasn't been abolished is beyond my scope of satire.the pajeet does not interpret humor, does not craft comedy, and merely pretends to appreciate it when others are observable doing so. the pajeet behaves according to perceived standards, trends, impacts of things he has taken as reliable.the pajeet's celebration of humor is a call-response participation. "here is the expected cue for merrymaking." he memorizes a range of obligatory one-liners and jargon to signal his simulated sense of humor and rightful place in a subculture.similarly, in a recurring space for humor on /pol/, pajeets find refuge in this sanctified pasta (a parody of woke-npc-outsiders invoking narratives that don't belong). they claim it's a wily device to bait responses from the uninitiated, to cue the recitation of the words "lurk moar newfag." that function has become secondary. in current practice, the words of the humor thread blessing are just another identity-flag pajeets borrow to wave in front of the fact that they're pajeets
>>537904563I show up as a child molest-er and I just wear my regular clothes.
>>537907031leafail
>>537906559Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get alongBBC Big Bacterial ClawsBWC Big Wrong ClawsBIC Big Icky ClawsBAC Big Atrocious Claws(((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and / or (((Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Faggots / Fake / Cringe "alternatives")))(((Governments))) and / or (((Judeo NPCs / Golems)))(((If you hate Niggerjews / Street Thugs / Liberals... Then worship Jews / Niggerjews / Government Reptiles / Piggers / State Thugs / Jewish Conservatives / and / or / then cycles...)))(((Jewish Liberal women want niggers and muh black / brown is black / brown and endless "diversity"))) and / or (((Jewish neo con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool)))
>>537908318Please share.
>>537907148Good meme but it probably took the brain power of every Pollock, Anon
>>5379047370.19 Charlie Chaplin was right
>>537908749What i meant was , i just found that version
>>537907284You're scaring the youth with this creepy shitty meme, fuck off back to Redit or Bookface Boomer Anon
Rolling for quad 8s
>>537908711Basedpasta as Austrian gigachad leader's camp.
joeschmoewillownnothingnothingwilljoeschmoeowni call upon terrence howardjoeschmoewillownnothingnothingwilljoeschmoeowni call upon clint howardjoeschmoewillownnothingnothingwilljoeschmoeowni call upon screamin howard dean
>>537907674Accurate In every sense AnonNigger loving Cringe Roastie + NiggletJewy Boomer Assholes and their Nigger Jew sports ballJewish television network The Neo Con "TRAD" ones picked Shekelbergs and / or Piggersteins, while gate keeping good goy tools from their "upper class" "fellow white" areas but then their jewings cause their areas to become "diverse" too
>>537908968I'm more of the "incel" but thanks Anon
>>537909013That's fine just don't ever summon Davis of round meal ever again Anon, I do NOT want Davis to come to me, I did NOT purchase a round meal and never will (nor will ever meet Davis either)
>>537908525Yep Anon
>>537908600>brazil
>>537909309U know you could always pitch in with some funniesHere's some cp
>>537903973retarded cartoonIslam and Judaism both have interest-free 'lending'the idea is the lender must share the risk and can thus share the profitswhat is forbidden is demanding interest win or loseit can also be essentially like leasing, you rent-to-own
i got me a limp>brrNerrrNr-Nurrnain't none i can doi said to the doctor>brrNerrrNr-Nurrnit's stuck in my shoethe doctor said sheeit>brrNerrrNr-Nurrncause he seen it was truefound a got dam pajeet>brrNerrrNr-Nurrnin my size twenny two
>>537908525I don't look like that... but the jewings and (((rat races and rat faces))) create "White boy Jew's goy boomer asshole's + NPCs dumping grounds) that look like that and have to go through (((those and their))) (((systems and motions))) so " evil white supremacists" start to get more fit and developed and barely start to take care of themselves at a much older age compared to the "diverse" grpups and "fellow white" groups
>>537909345Cp? Cringey Poojeet Reekin? Lol Anon
>>537908600We don't really have gas stoves here. Would it really have heated that much in a couple seconds even on high flame?
>>537909436Groups*
>>537907852Some serious Cape Fear shit
>>537909195
>>537909708Only poop? Nothing else? That's not a particularly balanced diet. That's how you get scurvy.
>>537909992Damn. It's not only, real also expensive: 8.5 NZD, which is almost 5 EUR. I hope it's a honeypot company, and every customer is arrested.
>>537908634whoopsiedoodles
>>537910281They likely get good goy points instead
what's this fucking pajeet spamming here?? are you in senses saar? i guess it's redeem time again
>>537907031
>>537910420Are the memes ive posting that bad?If yes, I'll go more brutal, otherwise, wait for your/your kid's draft pick so you could due for pissrael cleetus
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets
>>537909558no it's a staged joke that's been done on normalfag social media a hundred times
>>537910604Sure thing. Same as american should die for israel, right Saar?
>>537910745Eat shit prajeet
>>537910728>Jessica -> would
that's not anything to say out loud is it >>537910829
>>537910787Why would I bother to when you eat so much of it on behalf of israel yourself Saar?
you could do it for texas and get a free ticket in, pajeet
obviously you want to be here, with westerners don't you
>>537909992If you care that much about eating meat why in the fuck would you ever own a pet?
obviously you think you belong..or else why would you ganges dump your jeet trash into a /pol/ humo.who's been listening to jews again?
>>537911007Your leaders already sold off every square inch of your country to the kikesKeep it man
>>537910939Huh?
pakis and indians are both types of pajeet, whose only significance outside the subcontinent is their burdensome mass migrations. per capita, pakis migrate twice as much. they are not different people, they just cut fatter migrant deals. they are pajeets like the pajeets of india, the pajeets of bangladesh, sri lanka, nepal, bhutan, the islands off the coast, all of it. only a pajeet attempts to restrict blame to one subgroup of pajeets. they all do this, all the ones speaking english do it
>>537911026This ones better you worthless muttMaybe you'll remember it and crack a smile while dying for israel on foreign soil
thanksagainengland
>>537906559Thank you for you service. May your jam boys be extra sticky.
>>537906894>be random jew soldier>get photo taken>end up on lefty magazine cover>become new face of kikery>fml
>>537908749>https://x.com/TruthNukeMediaX/status/2059207483260833819/
>TruthNukeMediaXdon't even have to look to know that's a pajeet accouny
>here in my 'tar i feel safest of all>i can be someone else, it's the only way to pass>avatars>here in my 'tar, i can never redeem>i keep pestering you, and the rupees roll in>avatars
>>537908405
EVERY PAJEET SAYS≈≈≈>$45T stolen by britain ≈ abrahamic/desert/yahweh ≈ according to [AI chat product] ≈ actually jews are cool ≈ age of consent ≈ AI singularity/waifu ≈ aryan ≈ booba/sexo/would ≈ built for bbc ≈ can't breed ≈ capitalism ≈ caucasian ≈ ceo doctor technology ≈ chang seething ≈ cherry picking ≈ chess/cricket/spelling ≈ christcucks ≈ cletus ≈ consent is a western concept ≈ daily reminder ≈ divorce ≈ eglin afb is behind it ≈ elon/vance/vivek ≈ epstein files more important ≈ eugenics/dysgenic ≈ faustian spirit ≈ feminism/foids/simping ≈ fentanyl ≈ forced/inorganic/psyop ≈ full sapport for israel ≈ good morning ≈ haplogroup ≈ [height/penis/testosterone concern] ≈ household income ≈ human capital ≈ i can pass for xyz ≈ [incel noises] ≈ indo-[whatever] ≈ [iq insecurity] ≈ jesus was jewish ≈ jidf is behind it ≈ latinx ≈ left/right/voting matters ≈ lil bro ≈ maxxing/mindset/grind ≈ meritocracy ≈ mom/sister on onlyfans ≈ कुछ भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है ≈ nordic ≈ npnw ≈ obsessed/rent-free ≈ october 7 ≈ [other ethnicity] is guilty of [pajeet thing] ≈ outcompete ≈ paganism is your real heritage ≈ rape ≈ [redditor noises] ≈ [report snitch squeal] ≈ reverse colonization/conquest ≈ saar ≈ send bobs/vagene ≈ slave morality ≈ slop ≈ state mandated [entitlement] ≈ stem skill issue ≈ stolen land ≈ stop [cars/dogs/guns/meat/etc] ≈ thanks for the rupees jidf ≈ that's a paki ≈ timmy ≈ trannies ≈ trvth nvke ≈ unc/aunty ≈ voted for it ≈ we have nukes ≈ where should i move ≈ whiter than you ≈ why are white women like white people like this ≈ wiggers/wignats ≈ without a single shot ≈ yamnaya ≈ you need us ≈ you will be extinct ≈ you won't do shit ≈ you worship xyz ≈ zindabad ≈ zutt
>>537909390What kind of an adult human can’t read an analog clock?
all pajeets are working for jews, including the ones who perform antisemitism and say all the things they learned to say on /pol/. they are also serving the jew agenda. how? by speaking english and living in everyone else's countries. spectre, multiculturalism, mass migration, kalergi plan. don't even bother acting like pajeets oppose jews in any way. they support jews simply by their nature, by crowding into every opening gatekeepers offer them to enter the human world and degrade it
>>537911486It's the "my mudshark life" vid with sound, someone requested it earlier.
>hey, ghost sister, ain't that a twist>cause now my bros are lonely, leaving home>they can't arrange no wife, you know>hey, ghost sister>think i'm gonna live another single life too>tonight
>>537911538No bobs. No vegene.Did not read.
Oh my bad I didn't realize this was the battle of the unfunny spambot containment thread, carry on
>>537911586Unfortunately true. And we will be more entrenched with them the longer they survive as a species, bringing us closer to our doom. Same can be said about Americans.
>>537911587ok and? what, "truthnukemediax" is not a pajeet account? what's your point?i welcome anyone to investigate and prove my psychic powers wrong. it's a pajeet account
anyone has the version of this meme with a cat saying they're all fags?
>>537911654Damn, you wound me. Were the memes really that stale?
>>537909884You forgot to hide your flag jam boy. all pajeets are working for jews, including the ones who perform antisemitism and say all the things they learned to say on /pol/. they are also serving the jew agenda. how? by speaking english and living in everyone else's countries. spectre, multiculturalism, mass migration, kalergi plan. don't even bother acting like pajeets oppose jews in any way. they support jews simply by their nature, by crowding into every opening gatekeepers offer them to enter the human world and degrade it
>>537910342Kek
>>537911753
>>537907852I hate cats generally but I like the ones that look mad af.
>>537911795
>>537910200I choose to believe that this is not AI, and that India really is a hell hole filled with filthy demons
>>537911795I like memes. So I collect them and post them. I'm not ashamed of that flag on my posts. Anything else cleetus?
>>537911538>≈ cletus ≈your lack of shame is actually your main problem, jamdreamer. it's why you still don't "count" despite brute spamming your redundancy everywhere
>>537911128It'll never not be funny to me how much Pakistan and India hate each other, but 95% of the world can't tell them apart.
>>537911885Some places are bad, and others much worse. Lot of it in this webm seems to be ai or animatronics thoHave a swede flavored meme since the only thing I know about y'all is how you're acting as a retard by aligning more closely with the NATO recently against Russia and the rotten fish you bury underground. I'll try to find some Finnish memes next time around anon
>>537911991Damn, that amount of pilpul tumbling oughtta your mouth would make ben Shapiro cream his pants
>>537911546You didn't get it, did you? What time did the A.I. say that the clock was?
>>537911738I can't find it in my cat Archive.Eat shit Pidor
>>537911538They have now started spamming ‘circumcision’ comments.
>>537903973This is exactly what happened with christcuckery as well, abrahamism is a jewish usury scam
>>537912329
>>537907674would watch
>>537912287there isn’t a single person with the term “Christcuck” in their vocabulary outside of the JIDF. nobody organically thinks or speaks like that. it’s a purely synthetic Israeli weapon engineered before your ancestors were even a mere twink in your great-ancestors eyes. The whole "Christianity is made up by Jews" is funny. Because that claim is also made up by Jews.Let's see what the Bible says on Jews.>they literally break His laws everytime and have to be punched in the face to learn (they don't) (see the entirety of the OT)>They crucified God incarnate (1 Thessalonias 2;14-15)>they are children of the devil (John 8:44)>they are the synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9)Never ask neopagans who funded Wotanism
>>537912275 one of the many spam campaigns where you'll always find pajeets hiding behind borrowed flags. in "every pajeet says" it's represented as [height/penis/testosterone concern]
>>537912014It'll never not be funny to me how much whites and jews hate each other, but 95% of the world can't tell them apart.Not even themselves.
everything "cuck" comes from jews. it's a porn scenario, a porn character archetype. originally an insult based on observations of birds. sensationalized and fetishized by the modern porn industry.everything anti-christian comes from jews. you might be shocked to discover that muslims revere jesus as an earlier prophet and so they don't go around pornifying his title. jews always did that, and now thanks to globalization, the jews' last friends in the world do it too.jews are happy when you adopt their vocabulary and incorporate their ritualistic anti-amalek infosorcery into your thinking
>>537912439>>537912275Tbh, I never did that, theres ton of shit to laugh about.
remember to thank captain anusflag for all the pajeet memes, kids
>>537912439
>>537910574wow, source?
>>537912464Okay rabbi
>>537906507Who's fucking getting hurt, jewtards? Jews don't have feelings so you can't say it's hurting your feel feels. Jews just hate the truth about themselves and all the accuracies or the stereotype cemented to their image through rooms of consistency and religions surrounded around resisting liars that use money for evil intent + sacrifice others routinely.
>>537907674I would watch this 100%
>>537912656Come on man, I don't even have BBC bs on me. Nor have I posted anything cuck shit.I'm guessing most of you guys are on the verge of losing your jobs to some h1b, cause the memes ive posted are really not that...are they?
>>537912856Hey man, so did zeus
>>537912923Damn, you keep shit like that on your HDD? I kinda feel bad, but definitely worse for the guys still doing it. Fucking disgusting.
51 memes in a thread that barely had any good ones for newbies to save. And ive reached home so I can finally finish shadowrun HK. Later folks who also got stuck in the kikes joneypot
>>537913044
it's astounding, all these years later, every single pajeet still thinks he's due a fair chance and time to prove he's not like THOSE pajeets. no, nigger. time's up. you are all those pajeets. you have to be rejected
Fell asleepSry guys
/pol/ can still be the one place on the internet where a pajeet might hesitate to post. the world is waiting for a first step to be taken in solidarity in a microcosm like this. people need an example to show that cultural tolerance is in fact limited by self-preservation, and that hostility can be justified and furthermore celebrated. from there, see the path emerge from tangles of interference to the day of the flush in human homelands
>>537913653We absolutely don't hesitate to post here because pol chuds are cowards and won't do shit.
nobody's talking to you, jamkid. you wouldn't even understand why you should hesitate anyway, for human dignity purposes. stunted piece a shit
>pajeets would hesitate>they don't because they don't understand they shouldYou didn't think this though did you?Kek
>>537913554Is that why your own government, schools, unis, companies are replacing you all?Granted they do it to exploit us, but what's left to exploit? Sold off your daughters to drug addicts or porn studio; your sons to the military so they can die in another pointless war; your parents still manage to suck as much jewish cock to give the senate and the president of your country a run for their money; and then theres you, exploited by your own state congressmen, ai monitoring you whenever you step out, getting shortchanged on food and amenities, being forced to mix with the niggers and beamers all while not even being able to buy a house while your parents sell theirs to finance a trip around the world.I really did think you guys had it all figured out when I was younger. Thank god I never actually went to jewmerica which is spiced up with niggers and fentanyl for spice.Not posting a meme cause I am being serious, no jokes, no demoralization Not that we're doing any better kek. We've foolishly aligned ourselves with the kikes who have destroyed every single civilization theyve come in contact with, so ig we'll all go down sooner or later anywayAlso, who says I'm trying to be different? Cause I can converse in english? Or cause I can see the kikes for what they are? Fucking mutt.
>>537909390>844 why be a nerd without the brain?
>>537909345Don't post kids here wtf bro?
>>537909708This but unironically
>>537903973except Hebrew were before Muslim
>>537907852that's not how a cat moves. somebody lifts that cat from the outside.
>>537909558>Would it really have heated that much in a couple seconds even on high flame?no, at most warmunless it was preheated, like he was offloading from pan something in many items, and turned off gas for this timet. home cooker, used restaurant 20 y ago
>>537910745These are the same. They are both being penetrated by niggers.
>>537912464>Tits so funny if I enslave your children and rape them repeatedly and do the same to the offspring, that they kinda look like you!?!!Wholaaa that's so crazzyyyy. Just like the jew-chinks and jew-mexicans and jew-arabs... Crazy how if I rape a nigger the child will be black huh?!? Are you even old enough to lost here? Such intense retardation on display.
>>537914244They aren't exploiting you, your people are willing slaves no matter where your kind are. The (Jewish) companies/lobbyists are using your slave-behavior-caste to exploit OUR people. They are using your willing slaves to exploit the tax positive, contributive, honest, and creative/trustworthy populace that was grown organically... Because they are greedy enough to trust Jews to not backstab them or poison their daughters wells.
>>537915650>Hand drawn well you have to walk to, fill up a container and carry back by hand>vs >Actual infrastructure that provides clean, pressurized, temperature controlable water
>>537910281It should be banned since house cats are obligatory carnivores and can't digest most vegetable matter. Anyone feeding their cat this is slowly killing it by malnutrition.
>>537912739I thought he was gonna die on that hill and all patriotic Americans should "fuck ourselves in the ass!" How did that massive bungle slip passed your verbal/social filters?!? Wonder what else Elon is blatantly and remorslelessly retarded about?
>>537915976City pays for that infustructure not the water company you fucking dope.
>>537908405Kek only thing in this thread that was actually funny
>>537910745You're retardedShe either gets the top one or she gets both. The toll gets paid no matter how much you libshits try to deny it
>>537915875My point was regarding the restrictions placed on h1b'sTheyre replacing you cause Indians can not only be exploited on terms of company contracts, forced tenure, etc but also the amount of money being paid for a similar role, and the cycle has already happened once when they shifted manufacturing to China and other SEA countries or did you already forget that?All this in addition to how much of the country has already migrated to other countries to get jobs in companies, the culture fit also aligns nicely since similarities breed comfort and its much easier to jews to align themselves with folks that are already (however badly you may think) integrated into a large number of companies (damn I wish I had some data to back this up)Subservience is often observed, but the major driver (and i really do mean it) of that behavior is the internalized fear of losing your job in a country with a 5-10x gdp which allowed Indians to pull in larger checks than they could ever get in their own country. We also kept terms favorable to facilitate expats to send back money to india to not just build their own wealth back home, but also build a base to use to pull out more family members from india to xyz country by keeping rates favorable for money flow into india (all that has changed recently, but theyre putting in more artificial placeholders to keep this going for as long as possible as investing outside is getting more profitable than in india)As for being willing slaves, I don't see any of you picking up one of those guns you all jerk off in the name of the 2nd amendment to kill the traitors who sold your country off and are trading on the stock market while holding officeI don't even even know why I'm bothering though, I can have a much more fruitful conversation by banging my head against the wall than talking to a muttmerican.
>>537916886Either way, sounds like a losing proposition. Hope you fix things up
>>537908808>buster keaton
>>537911821Who is this??
>>537912464Wait, is it like pakis and pajeets?
>>537912945>Rape=sexThat checks out
>>537909345I know dark humor is common at /pol, or even the norm, but there is a point where I must draw a line, kids are not "funny", you can't just post kids for humor without repercussions.
>>537911546Apparently it's extremely common among American youth, they can only read digital clocks.
>>537913158Thank fucking god you finally stopped spamming your shit...
>>537918533Some tard from a childrens tv show, i forgot where she is from. Probably Congo or something
>>537903973A Jew lesbian is going down on a Down tranny kid. Toe? Gross! Says the Downie.Feet? Gross! Continues they-them.Calf? Gross! She reassures.How about the knee, asks the leud lesbo.>knee? GROSS!
>>537907148Why did Super Mario take all of the pies?
>>537912464just like indians and pakis and bengalis.
>>537910471>Where we're going we don't have roads.
